If you want to be a god, you will have a god.

"Hello, do you need special services?"

On the other end of the phone, it turned out to be a sweet and beautiful voice like a lark, a warbler and a swallow.

How does it feel familiar?

"Oh?" Zhou Yang had a conjecture in his heart, but he was not too convinced: "Tell me, what special services are there?" ”

"All kinds of services are available." The voice on the other side of the phone was crisp and beautiful, but the content was vague: "Only you can't think of it, and we can't do it without us." ”

"Can you tell us more about that?" Zhou Yang saw the extension number on the caller ID, and seemed to be interested.

"You can only understand it, but you can't say it." The girl pretended to lower her voice mysteriously, and then asked seductively, "Sir, tell me, what kind of service do you want most now?" ”

"Are you the one who provides the service?" Zhou Yang smiled knowingly, as if he saw the other end of the phone line, the front desk girl who was pursing her lips and snickering.

"Well, it depends on the scale of your service requirements." The voice on the other side of the phone was stifled, and he pretended to be serious: "But sir, please rest assured, you are the supreme VIP here, no matter what harsh and perverted requirements are raised, our people will try their best to match and meet them." ”

Hahaha......

Zhou Yang was in a good mood and couldn't be happy: "Okay, then call me that girl at your front desk!" ”

"Which girl? There are a total of six front desk staff in our hotel, I wonder which one do you want, Mr. Lu Dao? ”

"Hmm, it's the one who received me today, the soft girl with a pair of cute little tiger teeth and a sweet and beautiful smile." Zhou Yang had already confirmed the identity of the other party 100%, and now he began to joke against the guest: "Local Hao likes her very much, and asked her to wash her white and wipe the incense, and I will fight with her for 300 rounds tonight......"

"You!" The beautiful woman on the other end of the phone knew that she was exposed, and said lightly: "I don't play with you, you deceive people!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" Zhou Yang laughed loudly: "Beauty, how else can you say that we are fate?" I was just half-asleep and half-awake to meet you when your call came in. Come on, come on, you know my room number, hurry up, let's talk about life and ideals! ”

"I'm not," Zhou Tai's little sister muttered: "Tuhao, your mind is not pure at all, so I don't want to be friends with you." ”

"Who says I'm not pure?" Zhou Yang changed to a more comfortable position lying on his side, and said into the phone: "Obviously, you seduced me first." ”

"Where do I have?"

"What do you mean by 'special services'......"

"That's something wrong with your own mind!" The girl at the front desk had already thought about it: "Special service, as the name suggests, is a 'different' service, it contains more content, only your third-rate thoughts will be so dirty and dirty......"

"Where am I filthy?"

"You told me to wash white, rub incense, and fight you for 300 rounds......"

"Look, look, this is what you want to crooked, isn't it?" Zhou Yang also prepared: "I asked you to wash your hands and wipe your face, and then come up and fight the landlord happily with me." ”

"You're reluctant!"

"You're uneasy!"

"You're not pure at all!"

"You're not fresh at all!"

"You're bad!"

"You're black-hearted!"

Then both of them couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Zhou Yang sent out a sincere invitation: "Seriously, sister, you see that we have such a good chat, can you come up and play with me for a while?" I'm 100% a gentleman! ”

"No, local tyrant, unless it is a special circumstance, our front desk cannot enter the hotel room casually. Besides, I'm on duty tonight, I just asked Xiaoxia to help me watch outside, and I squinted in this lounge for two hours, and then I had to go out to change her in. ”

"So you're working so hard?"

"That's not it!" The girl at the front desk sighed and sighed, complained and complained, and then suddenly patted her little head: "That's right, I almost forgot about business, local tyrant, did you rush me over 101 yuan at night?" ”

"That's right."

"I guess it's you!" The girl at the front desk smiled: "The world of local tyrants, we ordinary people really don't understand it." But there is no merit, local tyrant, do you think I will charge you with the phone bill to your mobile phone number, or will I convert it into cash to pay you back? ”

"No, it's just a little bit of my ...... care"

"No, I have to give it to you." The girl at the front desk said clearly: "I already have a boyfriend, he is very small-minded, and he never lets me accept any small favors from the opposite sex." ”

"So?" Zhou Yang was a little disappointed, but he quickly felt relieved after thinking about it: "Is this okay, don't you have a lot of tricks of 'special services' here?" You convert this money into 'special services' and give them directly to me......"

"And what special services do you want?" The girl at the front desk felt more and more that this man was really interesting and unusual.

"Chat with me, can you just chat with me?"

"Yes, yes, but this girl's fee is very expensive."

"No matter how expensive it is, I'll talk about it!"

"Alright, now the clock begins. Oh no, no, I've been doing your 'special service' for 12 minutes! ”

……

The love between men and women is really a wonderful thing.

Zhou Yang used to think that if he chatted on the phone for more than half an hour, he was sick - what had to be a big deal, and he couldn't explain it clearly for half an hour?

But today, now, he feels that he hasn't talked to this girl at the front desk about anything, and time is like a white horse, and two hours have passed.

"Okay, according to the 50 yuan an hour of chat, my 'special service' is complete, please rate my service."

"I'll give you 32 likes!" Zhou Yang chatted dryly, but he said unsatisfactorily: "I want to renew, you continue to serve." You go on to say, last time you were here in the hotel, the strange thing that brought a child to meet with netizens ......"

"You really have a gentleman's face, and you were born with a gossip heart." The little sister at the front desk also felt strange, she and Zhou Yang had only known each other for a few hours, why did she feel like she had known him for many years, and there were always endless topics to talk about?

"But no, I'm going to go out of the city to change Xiaoxia to come in and rest. Besides, it's already late, local tyrant, you spend 666 yuan a day to live in our presidential suite, but you have to make the best use of it, sleep well in it and have a good dream! ”

Okay.

Although Zhou Yang also heard the other party's reluctance, he couldn't wait to talk to her day and night. But interpersonal relationships, especially the subtle and complex emotions between men and women, are too long-lasting.

After hanging up the phone and taking a hot bath, Zhou Yang, who had been busy all day, was also a little sleepy. Thinking about all the things in the 'Super Tyrant Auxiliary System' in his head, and recalling the details of the chat with the little girl at the front desk, Zhou Yang unconsciously fell into a sweet dreamland......

** Without a trace.

When Zhou Yang woke up from a hearty sleep and opened the curtains on the floor-to-ceiling windows, the sky outside was already bright.

It's another sunny day.

Feeling refreshed like never before.

The first thing Zhou Yang did after waking up was to open the three-color main screen in his mind, and paid special attention to the data about his local tyrant on the 'island screen' in the middle.

Local tyrant battery: 13/30

Well, it's quite Zhou Yang's 7 hours of high-quality sleep, and he only slowly charged him with 7 bars of electricity.

It's not as much as I imagined, but it's actually not too little - if you calculate it according to the loser rule of 'fast charging', Zhou Yang's sleep is equivalent to saving 1,400 yuan for himself.

Besides, after this sleep, Zhou Yang's stomach moved, and he finally felt a little hungry again.

Then I went downstairs and found a steamed bun shop, ate a drawer of xiaolongbao, two tea eggs, and a bowl of mung bean porridge, and charged myself with 1 grid.

It's only 1 bar away from '15/30', which requires at least half of the power required for the upgrade.

Zhou Yang looked at the only three hundred yuan left in his wallet and hesitated, but when he grabbed the 1 tael of genuine gold in his purse, he finally relented and came to the mobile business hall downstairs of the express hotel: "Excuse me, help me charge 200 yuan of phone bills." ”

"Good sir, please tell me the number you want to top up."

"Think about it......" Zhou Yang took out his mobile phone and pulled it, selected it back and forth among the contacts, and finally chose to charge Gu Tingting with another 200 yuan.

Appetite, she must be hung to her full.

Cast a long line and catch big fish!