Chapter 292: Ruining Childhood

"Andersen?

The Ragdoll Bear was confused for a moment, obviously a little unfamiliar with the name, but it quickly reacted, realizing that it had asked a stupid question, and couldn't help but be shocked:

"Then, that adult, its body, is actually Jenny Turtle?!"

The Ragdoll Bear's eyes were about to fall out, and even Zero and Little Tirpitz on the side were dumbfounded - Ling Mo understood their shock very well, anyone who saw Andersen's size and compared them to these little Jenny turtles in front of him would have a strong feeling of broken eggs. When he first heard the words 'Jenny Turtle' come out of Ander's mouth, Ling Mo almost squirted out half of the thunder monitor lizard he had eaten two days ago.

"Yes, it's Jenny Turtle, Andersen's old king. Ling Mo sighed and waved his hand to signal the Ragdoll Bear not to speak: "I know what you want to ask, isn't Andersen known as the 'Flame Devourer', how did he evolve from a water-based Jenny turtle?" To be honest, I want to know this question more than you, but I don't think that old guy Andersen will say it." ”

"Okay. The corners of the puppet bear's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "It seems that every eighth-level demonic beast still has a magnificent life...... I think if Andersen were the main character, his story could be written in millions of words, right?"

Ling Mo covered his face: "It's not 'his story', it's 'her story', the current Andersen, like those Jenny turtles from afar on the beach, is a mother." ”

"......" The Ragdoll Bear was silent for a moment, rubbed his zipper, and said in pain: "Let's not mention Lord Andersen, let's concentrate on watching these Jenny turtles, it always feels weird......"

The place where a few people went ashore was a beach that was not open, which sounded a little awkward, after all, due to the erosion of waves and tides, the beach was generally very open. This beach is different in that it is surrounded by a semi-concave hill that blocks out the ubiquitous sea breeze a little. This makes this place calm, and if it weren't for the Eight Jedi, it would have been an excellent harbor. Even if you are in a Jedi, it is also an extremely rare shelter, which has a good protective effect on young magical beasts, so it can attract tens of thousands of Jenny turtles to lay eggs here.

Jenny, an ancient English purple language, means 'thank God for the gift', and then gradually evolved, it was used to describe women, small, beautiful, cute, beautiful like elves. Therefore, if Jenny Turtle is fully translated, it is probably more appropriate to use "elf turtle" or "little beautiful turtle".

Since it is named with such a beautiful word, the appearance of Jenny Turtle naturally lives up to expectations, it is difficult to say whether it is beautiful or not, but it is very cute and very cute. Adult Jenny turtle, the whole body length is no more than one meter, the oval back shell is bright red, the cuirass is bright yellow, and the head, limbs, and tail protruding from the shell are light blue, this color combination can be said to be very eye-catching in nature.

In terms of shape, it is also very different from ordinary sea turtles, with ordinary turtles having fin-like limbs, while Jenny turtles have webbed hind feet and front paws, which resemble ducks more than turtles. And their most characteristic parts are the head and tail, the head is ellipsoidal, the head is very wide, not at all as tight and constricted as the ordinary**; the tail is even wider and wavy, not so much the tail of the turtle, but the tail of the squirrel is more appropriate;

In the live broadcast room, many female sailors have already had a peach heart in their eyes, even Zero and little Tirpitz have no resistance to this cute little creature, and they are about to be sprouted by these little Jenny turtles! Some female tyrants who have mines at home have already clamored for Teacher Ling to catch one, money is not a problem, if you raise one at home, how cute and face-saving it should be!

It's a pity that as soon as Ling Mo's magnetic baritone sounded, he destroyed the beautiful atmosphere in front of him:

"Jenny turtles belong to the sea turtle class, almost all their lives in the sea, in their long decades of life, male Jenny turtles often do not go ashore for life, and female Jenny turtles will only come to the beach once a year during the spawning season, stay for a short period of three or five hours, dig a not too deep hole with not too strong hind legs, lay hundreds of eggs that do not care too much, cover a little mud and sand casually not too seriously, and then return to the sea without looking back, swimming towards the depths of the ocean, it can be said that a group of very irresponsible, What about the irresponsible mother. ”

"Despite the abundance of these female Jenny turtles, they are not social animals, and they are solitary when they forage in the ocean, rarely in groups, and they don't see each other once in a few years. But the amazing thing is that no matter how far away or how bumpy the road is, these Jenny turtles will go through a lot of hardships to arrive here at the same time and lay eggs collectively to improve the survival rate of young children. No one knows how these Jenny turtles communicate with each other, and many scholars have put forward various hypotheses, but in the end they are all difficult to convince due to the lack of evidence. ”

"It's a bit magical to be able to do the same thing at the same time without any communication, much like the 'preset program commands' in the core of our mechanical Warcraft's thinking," Ragdoll said, "If you think about it from the perspective of natural Warcraft, it is probably that this egg-laying behavior has been engraved into the genes of Jenny Turtle, and has become the same instinct as eating and drinking...... Wait!"

The ragdoll bear recalled Ling Mo's words, and suddenly found a big loophole, and couldn't help but shout: "Teacher Ling, have you made a mistake? Jenny turtles are male and female, obviously unable to fertilize themselves, if they often don't see each other for several years, then how does the female Jenny turtle go ashore to lay eggs every year? Or is it not the same Jenny turtle every time they go ashore to lay eggs?"

"Little Ragdoll Bear, I find that you are always very keen in places where you shouldn't be," Ling Mo glanced at it, sighed and said:

"There is nothing strange about this phenomenon, because the female Jenny turtle is the same as the vast majority of sea turtles, the structure of the oviduct is relatively special, and once mating, the essence of the male can be stored for several years or even decades! The most amazing thing is that they can also use the male in batches, and squeeze toothpaste, squeeze out a little bit every year to complete fertilization, enough to lay a hundred and ten eggs, it can be said that it is a deep implementation of sustainable development, known as the strongest 'fresh' ability in the Warcraft world, worthy of the name of mating once, lifelong benefits......

It is also under the influence of this habit that female Jenny turtles often do not have the sexual interest to come to the second shot for decades after mating, which can be bitter for those male Jenny turtles. Every estrus period, the female Jenny turtle can go ashore to lay eggs, soothe the restlessness in the heart and oviduct, and the male pours blood mold, not to mention whether the female Jenny turtle can be found, that is, it can be found, and the other party also has a great chance that the bird will not bird it. So the swollen male Jenny turtle had to find another way out, and those not very large, moderately sized pubic anemones were the perfect tools......"

This...... This special sense of picture is too strong, isn't it?!!!

After a moment's imagination, the male Jenny turtle sticks out from under his belly...... The Ragdoll Bear only felt a tumult in his stomach, and before he could speak, Zero's extremely depressed voice sounded: "Dad, although I am a little arrogant when I say this as a daughter, do you really know how to write the words 'Great Evil Scenery'? Zero felt that his girl's heart had been seriously trampled on, so he issued a small protest. ”

"Seconded the proposal!" Little Tirbitz covered his heart, his face full of tears without tears: "Aunt Zero, you are just a girl's heart trampled on, and one of my young girl's hearts has been trampled!"

"If the little ragdoll bear didn't ask, I didn't want to say it at first," Ling Mo shrugged, "But you should also get used to it, right?" no matter how beautiful and cute the natural creatures are, they still have to and mate after all, but you rarely understand them." ”

"Then why, Daddy, you're pulling on these creatures...... How can excretion and reproductive behavior be so clear? Zero felt that those indecent words were difficult to say, so he couldn't help but change another way of expressing them. ”

"Because for Warcraft, when they poop and mate, they are the weakest vigilant, even weaker than when they sleep. Especially during mating, even if you find danger, it will be difficult to escape for a while due to body position problems. Ling Mo smiled heartily:

"Knowing more about their mating habits and squatting early can greatly improve my predation success rate, you know, I wasn't born that strong. Especially when he was knocked down to the realm and survived in the Warcraft Rainforest, the initial time was really difficult, he had no relatives, and all kinds of combat skills were not used because of his strength, so he was reduced to going to the upper reaches of the waterfall to fish, and he had to pay protection money to the bear boss, if he didn't observe and study carefully, he would have starved to death long ago...... Far from it, huh. ”

Although Ling Mo said it lightly, several listeners still couldn't help but fall silent, seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, the ragdoll bear looked left and right, smiled reluctantly, and said:

"I have to listen to the questions I asked, even if I kneel! Teacher Ling, aren't the yin bi anemones highly poisonous? I see that Miss Alice was stung and screamed so badly, those male Jenny turtles will definitely not feel good, right? Besides, aren't they afraid of their own... Is it dissolved by the digestive juice?"

In addition to the indestructible turtle shell, the body surface of the male Jenny turtle is also covered with thick scales, without dead ends, even... The stingers on the anemone's tentacles can't pierce their defenses, even if there are one or two fish that slip through the cracks in the turtle shell, that dose is not toxic at all, but a 'booster', don't forget, the main function of the anemone's digestive juice is actually 'amplifying the feeling', the pain will be amplified, and the pleasure will naturally be amplified, which is probably the reason why the male Jenny turtle is obsessed with the Yin Bi anemone, right?"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it," Ragdoll Bear covered his eyes with one hand, and swung his other hand towards Ling Mo, and the entanglement on his face was about to overflow: "Teacher Ling, you are like this, how can I look directly at Jenny Turtle in the future......"

Little Tirpitz and Zero on the side also nodded wildly, agreeing with the Ragdoll Bear's opinion, their uniform performance made Ling Mo a little depressed, and he rarely muttered: "But what I'm talking about is the truth, don't care how cute it looks, the essence of Jenny Turtle is still a turtle." ”

In the live broadcast room, countless sailors were told by Ling Mo in detail about Lei's death and life at the moment, and many local tyrants, especially female tyrants, were frantically rewarding, kneeling and begging Ling Mo not to continue:

"Teacher Ling! Ling Daxian, please accept the supernatural powers!"

"I'm usually very interested in these Warcraft knowledge, but only this time, Mr. Ling, don't talk about it anymore, let me keep the last trace of fantasy about this world!"

"I'm afraid that the front one is not Ye Gong Haolong? For Warcraft, it's not normal to take other creatures **? For example, dolphins often bite off the heads of some big fish, and the back half of the fish body is used to ......"

"Upstairs, do you want to be killed?

"Teacher Ling, you have lost my childhood! When I was a child, I read the Warcraft Illustrated Book, and my favorite ones were Pikachu and Jenny Turtle, and I even fantasized about raising two!

"The thought of those male Jenny turtles messing around in the anemone bushes with a happy face, my heart is shattered into pieces!"

"No, everyone! I can't think about it! It's so graphic, I won't forget it!"

"You said it's late, brother, that picture has been deeply engraved in my mind, and it is more reliable than remembering his mother's ID number!"

"Actually, it's hard to imagine a little bit, how does the female Jenny turtle store that for more than ten years? Not to mention the problem of sperm inactivation, won't a big lump of protein deoxyribose mixture stink after a long time?"

"Why doesn't it stink? I haven't raised a turtle, right? Whenever a turtle lays eggs, that smell, not to mention how fucking it stinks! I thought it was just a simple body odor, but after watching the live broadcast, I realized that it was still mixed with a smell of old fermentation, no wonder it can be so timeless!!"

"Gross! Don't talk about the old brother in front! Let's imagine something else! For example, imagine how Andersen swelled from a small Jenny turtle to a body length of several kilometers like a mountain! Wouldn't the original shell be cracked?"

"How did the eighth-level demonic beast evolve, how could we humans imagine it?"

"I'm actually a little more curious, if I hear Teacher Ling comment on his race like this, Uncle Andersen, wrong, how would Aunt Andersen feel now?"

"Do you still use 'if'? Doesn't Aunt Andersen have an account with Magic Skynet? Maybe I'm watching Teacher Ling's live broadcast at this time! Try it to the death, @安徒恩!"

"The Supreme Golden ID 'Andersen' rewarded the anchor with a flame of destruction! No, the strange sexual fetish of the deceased husband was exposed, and I was a little embarrassed as a wife... Hey. ”

"the groove is really @ out!"

"The Supreme Golden ID 'Andersen' rewarded the anchor with a flame of destruction!At the same time, he left a message: You @ me, I will respond, is there any problem, little brother?"

"I didn't ...... Seeing that you can actually give a reward, Lord Andersen, I just want to ask which bank is so strong, and I will go to their house to do business in the future......"

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