Chapter 483: Slut Encounter
When dinner was almost ready, Bi Yu and Rain Girl, who had gone out, came back.
Seeing Qin Ying at home, Bi Yu was somewhat surprised, but it was not too embarrassing, because after Bi Yu took over the furniture city, he had already dealt with Qin Ying a lot, and with the increase in contact, the unpleasantness that happened before gradually became a thing of the past, but it will take some time to completely dissipate the clouds.
However, no matter what happened in the past, the two girls took a photo and behaved quite atmosphericly, Bi Yu took the initiative to say: "Sister Qin, you are here!" ”
Qin Ying nodded with a smile, "I've been here for a while, and I also made your favorite fish-flavored eggplant, stuffed tofu." ”
Hearing this, Bi Yu was a little moved, but also ashamed, moved that she and Qin Ying had only eaten once or twice, but she wrote down what she liked to eat, and she was ashamed that she saw her coming, but she was extremely vigilant in her heart, guarding her like a thief.
"That...... Sister Qin, how embarrassing is it to let you cook? ”
Qin Ying smiled: "What's so embarrassing, anyway, we are all family." ”
Bi Yu: "Huh? ”
Qin Ying hurriedly explained: "I mean, aren't we already cooperating with each other? Since we have cooperated, it is a community of interests, and we are naturally a family without distinguishing each other. ”
Bi Yu was relieved and sneered: "Yes, a family! ”
The two girls chatted for a while, and Yumei had already brought the food to the table.
It's just that when the four daughters gathered at the dining table, they found that the head of the family was nowhere to go.
Bi Yu asked suspiciously, "What about Xiao Kai?" ”
You raised her eyes to look left and right, and wondered, "It was still there just now!" ”
The girls hurriedly searched around, and found him in a utility room in the villa on the side of the mansion. He was found standing in front of a table with a large white piece of paper, and he was kneeling in front of it, holding a ruler and a pencil in his hand, drawing something.
The girls leaned up to take a look, but they couldn't understand what he was drawing.
Bi Yu couldn't help but ask, "Hey, what are you messing around?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Sister, you're back!" I didn't get anything, I just wanted to make a gadget! ”
Bi Yu said: "What is it?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Summoner! ”
The women were stunned, "What? ”
Yan Xiao smiled, "Hehe, I'm joking, I'm just tossing around." Is the meal ready? Let's eat! ”
The girls had no choice but to say nothing more and follow him back to the main hall.
When the meal was about to start, Ximen Yaoming and Shangguan Yunchen also entered the door one after another.
As soon as the two looked at each other, the happy friends who had been reunited for a long time immediately became excited.
Ximen Yaoming said: "Second goods, I haven't seen you for so long, where did you die, I thought you were no longer alive!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen said with a smile: "Slut, you haven't died yet, how can I be willing to die!" ”
Ximen Yaoming also laughed: "For a person like me, King Yama doesn't dare to accept it!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen nodded, "That's it, you look like a ghost, who dares to accept you!" ”
Ximen Yaoming was a little annoyed, "You look like a ghost, your whole family looks like a ghost, don't look in the mirror, especially at night, you will scare yourself." ”
Shangguan Yunchen was also stunned, "Come on, right, it seems that you don't see the coffin, don't cry, don't go to the Yellow River, don't die, want to be poor, and go to the next level, right?" ”
Ximen Yaoming snorted coldly: "Do you think that if you pretend to be melancholy and chew words and chant poems there, you are Guo Jingming?" You're not that tall yet! ”
Shangguan Yunchen clenched his fists, but when he saw Yan Xiaokai who was staring at them coldly, he had no choice but to snort coldly: "I'm too lazy to be like you, just look at your appearance, I know that Lu Dao grew up in the abyss of disappointment since he was a child, and when he opened his mouth, even his innocence was exposed." ””
Shangguan Yunchen said: "I'm too lazy to see people like you who grew up with their brains soaked in the stinky ditch!" ”
Ximen Yaoming gritted his teeth, his fists clenched loudly, "You, you are really filthy to the extreme, you are the representative of despicability and obscenity, the embodiment of obscenity and shamelessness. You dare to provoke me, believe it or not, I beat you so that you don't even know you. ”
Shangguan Yunchen immediately pulled away from the shelf, "You are not as good as a bear when you stand, you are not as good as a caterpillar when you lie on your stomach, and you are still pretending to be a Chinese hero in front of me?" Cut, you have the ability, let the horse come over, and see who was beaten into a pig's head by whom! ”
When a quarrel was about to turn into a big battle, Yan Xiaokai sighed and said to the stunned women on the side: "Let's go, let's have dinner!" ”
The rain girl asked, "What about these two sluts?" ”
When Ximen Yaoming and Shangguan Yunchen heard this, they were immediately unhappy.
However, Ximen Yaoming has seen the rain girl's sharp and domineering martial arts with his own eyes, and he knows that the Tao is powerful, so in order to avoid being bored, he didn't say anything.
Shangguan Yunchen didn't know the severity, and immediately pointed at her and said, "You are a slut, your whole family is a slut!" ”
The rain girl frowned, strode forward, and when she arrived in front of the two, she pointed at the two of them with disdain and said, "Don't talk nonsense, go alone or fight in a group, whatever you want!" ”
Looking at the fierce appearance, Shangguan Yunchen said: "Listening to your tone, I guess, if you go it alone, you will be alone with the two of us, right?" If you fight in a group, a crowd will beat us both! ”
The rain girl said impatiently: "Whatever you say, if you want to fight, you can fight, hurry up, I still have to eat!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen couldn't be angry, and once again pulled out the momentum, with no feet under his feet, putting on a great grandmaster demeanor.
Ximen Yaoming took three steps back and gave way to the audience.
After Shangguan Yunchen posed, Chong Yunu beckoned: "Come, let me see what you are capable of this stinky girl who has not grown all her hair!" ”
Didn't the hair grow?
Have you seen it? Have you TM seen it?
I haven't even seen it yet! Yan Xiaokai thought a little angrily.
The rain girl didn't say a word, she jumped up in a vertical leap, and turned her slender hand into a palm towards Shangguan Yunchen's forehead is a blow to split Huashan, as fast as a meteor, like thunder.
Shangguan Yunchen smiled proudly: "It's good, look at my ......"
"Smack!"
Before he finished speaking, Shangguan Yunchen was slapped on the ground by the rain girl!
Seeing this, Ximen Yaoming on the side was cold, and saw that the rain girl suddenly turned to stare at him, and hurriedly raised his hands and said, "I, I ...... it."
Before the word drop was spoken, the figure of the rain girl had already disappeared.
Then the clothes on Ximen Yaoming's back suddenly felt tight, and then he was backflipped, and he fell to the ground fiercely, and his tall body fell to the ground with a bang, stirring up a burst of dust, flying all over the sky, and it did not disperse for a long time.
Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai sighed again, and said to the two: "If you quarrel, you will quarrel, if you fight, you will fight, why provoke her?" ”
Shangguan Yunchen deserved it, and Ximen Yaoming was aggrieved half to death, I didn't provoke her, I was shot while standing!
The rain girl clapped her palms, returned to Yan Xiaokai's side, glanced at him timidly, and found that he had no sense of scolding, stuck out her tongue lightly, and turned her head to make a "yes" gesture to the girls.
Yan Xiaokai glanced at the two people who were still lying on the ground, "Hey, you guys can't fight yet!" ”
The two of them raised their heads one after another, glanced at each other, and shook their heads with a wry smile.
Yan Xiaokai shouted: "Then don't hurry up!" ”
The two of them hurriedly got up, cleaned up, and then went into the house dejectedly.
After eating, Yan Xiaokai threw down the chattering women and led Shangguan Yunchen and Ximen Yaoming into the utility room of the side villa.
As soon as he entered the room, Yan Xiaokai picked up the tools that Shangguan Yunchen had bought and began to get busy.
Looking at Yan Xiaokai, who was very busy, Shangguan Yunchen and Ximen Yaoming just stood aside, they wanted to help, but they didn't even know what Yan Xiaokai was going to do, how could they help?
Shangguan Yunchen said: "Slut, what do you think my brother is doing?" ”
Ximen Yaoming said: "I guess, he is going to make a mahogany sword!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen shook his head, "No, I think it's a box!" ”
Ximen Yaoming said: "Otherwise, let's make a bet!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen immediately became interested, "What are you betting on?" ”
Ximen Yaoming said: "The one who wins is the second, and the one who loses is the third." When we meet in the future, I can't open my mouth to be a slut, I close my mouth to the second goods, and the third brother is called the second brother! ”
Shangguan Yunchen sneered and said: "Last time we went to find Miss, didn't you bet like this, you obviously lost at that time, and then did you fulfill your promise?" ”
Ximen Yaoming's face was slightly hot, "It was before, and now it is now, last time I lost, I called your second brother." And you didn't say how long it lasts! ”
Shangguan Yunchen said: "You ......"
Ximen Yaoming said: "I am an upright person and never pay my debts!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen said: "Okay, then let's talk about it this time, how long is it valid?" ”
Ximen Yaoming thought for a while and said, "Three months! ”
Shangguan Yunchen said: "Okay, deal!" ”
For the boring bet between the two, Yan Xiaokai didn't say anything, just kept busy, and when he took the time to raise his head, he found that the two were still stunned, so he said: "Xiao Mingzi, you cut this piece of wood flat for me, Shangguan, you go find me a few wires." ”
The two of them hurriedly followed suit.
The three of them tossed in the utility room for nearly three hours, and what Yan Xiaokai was going to do finally saw the shape for the first time, and it was obvious that Ximen Yaoming and Shangguan Yunchen had lost, because Yan Xiaokai was not making a wooden sword, nor a box, but a drum, a small drum with a diameter of only fifteen centimeters.
However, this drum is peculiar, it is not hollow inside, and there is a square box in it.
After the bottom half was all done, just waiting to be covered with snakeskin, this was a drum, Yan Xiaokai made some hay, spread it into the square box in the middle of the drum, and then left the utility room, and after a while, he walked back again, and there was already a round box in his hand.
When he opened the box, Shangguan Yunchen and Ximen Yaoming came up at the same time, wanting to see what was inside.
"Ahh
Inside the box, it is also like a square box in a drum rack, with hay underneath, but on the hay, there is a worm, as thick as a toe, with fingers so long, the whole body is black, shiny and shiny, and it is extremely vigorous and wriggling, constantly wandering in the box, looking at it makes people feel chills and creepy.
Yan Xiaokai ignored the screams and panic of the two, but carefully poured the insects into the box inside the drum rack, and then nailed the box with a layer of breathable small wooden boards, and covered it with the snakeskin.
A weird drum, this is freshly baked.
Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and tapped a few times on the drum, and the sound of "dong dong" sounded in the room, extremely dull, low and hoarse, and the sound was not very loud, but it was melodious, his hand stopped for a while, and the sound was still echoing in the room.