Chapter 001: A Great Tribulation is Coming
As soon as the meeting ended, Chu Tianshu was called to the office by Tian Keming, the director of the office.
"Chu Tianshu, you pig brain, you don't know how to turn off your mobile phone for such an important meeting, what kind of bird quality do you have?" Tian Keming pointed at Chu Tianshu's nose and roared loudly, and the veins on his bare head were bruised.
At the mobilization meeting of the "10,000 cadres entering the township and living in the village" just concluded by the Municipal State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission, Director Guan Haoyu was making a mobilization speech, and Chu Tianshu suddenly rang the mobile phone ringtone: "The warm spring breeze blows head-on, and the peach blossoms bloom ......"
The serious and tense atmosphere was disturbed by this relaxed and lively mobile phone ringtone, and the whole conference room burst into laughter.
If you make a mistake, you will inevitably be scolded by Tian Keming, and the small staff in the office have become accustomed to it.
Chu Tianshu hooked his head lower to avoid the spittle Xingzi rushing to his face, and he explained in a low voice: "Director, when the meeting was announced, I was in the toilet for convenience, and when I was in a hurry, I forgot to put on my pants. ”
"Forgot? Why don't you forget to wipe your butt after pooping? Tian Keming was puffed up, with a vicious face.
Chu Tianshu couldn't wait to bury his head in the crotch of his pants, but despite this, he could still feel Tian Keming's vicious gaze, pierced the top of his brain like a needle, he forcibly suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, and secretly warned himself: "Bear with it, endure it again, don't be impulsive, let Tian Bald vent." ”
Tian Keming is probably the most vicious, ruthless, and least virtuous man Chu Tianshu has ever seen, and everyone privately gave him the nickname "Tian Bald".
Forty-five-year-old Tian Keming has a lot of experience in the SASAC, but he has not been smooth in the career struggle, until Huang Rushan was promoted to deputy director, and he was desperately flattered and climbed to the important position of office director.
After more than 20 years of depression, Tian Keming finally got the opportunity to raise his eyebrows, so he vented his frustration for more than 20 years on the young people who were commissioned, and did his best to suppress and bully, especially for several marginal figures in the comprehensive department.
Speaking of Tian Bald, the young people of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission are all discolored.
The newcomer Liu Chunna brought a bowl of wontons to work and was seen by Tian Keming, and he forced Liu Chunna to finish the bowl of wontons in the toilet, so that she was so disgusted that she vomited as soon as she saw the wontons.
Fan Yibing was caught by Tian Keming because he used his office phone to call his girlfriend, and the small meeting of the conference criticized him by name, and forced Fan Yibing to write an inspection and post it on the public notice board in the foyer of the building, so that Fan Yibing couldn't hold his head up in front of the committee leaders.
Chu Tianshu, Fan Yibing and others privately talked about Tian Keming, and they all hated Tian Keming, and couldn't help but scold a few words of "damn Tian Bald", but in front of him, they had to rush to pat him on the back, hoping to win his favor and strive for the opportunity to become the head of the comprehensive department.
No way, that's what makes the organ special.
Nowadays, the phenomenon of villains like Tian Keming gaining ambition is too common, and it is no surprise to catch a lot of them in the agency.
In officialdom, everyone is like a monkey hanging on a tree, and if you want to get ahead, you can only climb up with the monkey's butt above.
"I'm sorry, Director." Chu Tianshu put on a flattering smile that he felt extremely disgusting, and carefully admitted his mistake.
There is no way, the crime is in the hands of Tian Keming, except for honestly admitting his mistakes, there is no room for bargaining. Otherwise, maybe Tian Keming would come up with something more cruel.
Tian Keming interrupted Chu Tianshu's apology arrogantly: "I don't want to listen to I'm sorry, I don't want to mess with me in the office, which business office wants you, you can get out immediately." ”
"No, no, no, the director's criticism and education is my concern, I know that I am wrong, I will definitely review it deeply and never do it again."
"Hmph, you still want to do it again, there's no chance." Chu Tianshu gritted his teeth and endured, but Tian Keming was still angry, he glanced at Chu Tianshu contemptuously, and sneered: "Seeing that you look quite decent, why don't you know what it means to be ashamed?" Young people, you can't have a long memory if you don't suffer a little, so you just wait to go to the countryside and live in the village." ”
When Chu Tianshu heard this, his heart was shocked, and he hurriedly opened his mouth and begged: "Director, I ......"
"Shut up, you're still not convinced?" Tian Keming didn't allow Chu Tianshu to speak at all, and said viciously: "Tell you, if you make a mistake, you will have to pay the price." ”
The city organized 10,000 cadres to "go to the township and live in the village" to help the poor and alleviate poverty, and the SASAC allocated a place, which was the counterpart of the SASAC, Shihezi Township, Nanling County, the most remote and impoverished in the city.
"Entering the countryside and living in the village" is a year, which is indeed too cruel for Chu Tianshu, who has unpaid ambitions.
First of all, the hope of being the head of the General Section must have been completely dashed.
It is impossible for the leadership of the committee to leave a position for an unlucky person, and it will have to be kept for up to a year.
There are strict hierarchies in the agency, and there are not many promotion opportunities for everyone, especially for young people like Chu Tianshu and Fan Yibing, who are in their infancy, if they can't keep up with one step, they will not be able to keep up step by step.
What's even more terrifying is that the time of sending down is so long, and if it is not done well, when the time comes, even the post establishment will be occupied, and the people who are assigned may be firmly nailed to the poor ravine, and in that kind of harsh environment where birds do not lay eggs, they are not familiar with the place, and talking about the future and development is tantamount to a fool's dream, and I am afraid that in this life, I will not even be able to mix with the deputy township head.
The situation is so grim, of course Chu Tianshu will have a sense of crisis that a catastrophe is coming.
Finished! was targeted by Tian Bald, and the unlucky guy who "entered the countryside and lived in the village" was afraid that it would be decided.
Chu Tianshu Ke still had to squeeze out a smile on his face, and pleaded: "Director, are you thinking about it again?" ”
"I'm still thinking about a fart, I'm busy, I don't have time to talk to you." Tian Keming said unceremoniously.
Since it was irretrievable, Chu Tianshu didn't need to endure it anymore, he said indignantly: "Director, killing people is not a nod to the ground, if you want to be distributed, why do you have to fill your mouth with dung?" ”
After speaking, Chu Tianshu slammed the door and walked out, so angry that Tian Keming's bald head was about to burst into flames.
Out of the door, Chu Tianshu greeted the female elders and juniors of the Tian Keming family thousands of times in his stomach.
As soon as I entered the office, the cell phone in my pocket rang again.
"The warm spring breeze blows in the face, and the peach blossoms bloom ......"
The irritable Chu Tianshu grabbed the phone and shouted: "If you have something to say, just talk about it, and let it go if you have a fart." ”
You don't need to look at it to know that the caller must be that damn Wei Shijie.
As an ordinary clerk of the General Section of the Office of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission of Qingyuan City, Chu Tianshu has no relatives in Qingyuan City, and among the people he knows, except for his colleagues from the Municipal State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission, only this classmate and friend is left.
"Lao Chu, have you taken aphrodisiacs, and you are so angry?" Wei Shijie's grinning voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Why?"
"I'm promoted, seven o'clock in the evening, Dream Cafe, let's celebrate together."
I'm going to hell, you kid has been promoted, and in this world, you still let people who don't recognize people live?!
Chu Tianshu said angrily: "I'm not available!" ”
"I'm in for a treat, and I'm not free to eat and drink for nothing?"
"A few birds are a lot of money, you think I'm a call girl?"
Wei Shijie scolded with a smile: "Damn, you are my second uncle, I will hire eight sedan chairs to pick you up, okay?" ”
Chu Tianshu said stiffly: "Lao Tzu is not in the mood. ”
Wei Shijie continued to joke: "Which girl was dumped again?" Then you should come out and vent. ”
"You're not done, I'm going to work, there's nothing else to do, hang up." Chu Tianshu didn't wait for Wei Shijie to speak again, pressed the red button fiercely, and muttered: "Lao Tzu is going to be killed by you, the ghost is in the mood to be happy with you!" ”
Chu Tianshu threw the phone on the table hard, pressing the mouse boringly, and the crackling sound was particularly harsh.
The other three members of the General Affairs Section, Fan Yibing, Liu Chunna and Qian Meihua, looked at Chu Tianshu's anger, looked at each other one by one, and did not dare to speak again, they could only express deep sympathy for his tragic experience in their hearts.
"The warm spring breeze blows in your face, and the peach blossoms bloom ......" The mobile phone on the table sang happily again, Chu Tianshu raised his eyelids, and continued to press the mouse boredly.
Liu Chunna whispered timidly: "Xiao Chu, I'm calling." ”
Chu Tianshu glared at her viciously.
Liu Chunna lowered her head, her pitiful expression was like a frightened rabbit.
After a while, the mobile phone beat on the table again, and the song of "Peach Blossoms Blooming" was extremely tenacious.
Chu Tianshu grabbed it and shouted, "Are you annoying?" But as soon as the words fell, his face changed greatly, and he immediately changed to a wry smile, and explained in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Director Ouyang, I thought it was my classmate?" ”
Fan Yibing and others heard that it was not Wei Shijie, who was scolded just now, who called in this time, but Ouyang Meimei, director of the Organization and Personnel Department of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission.
"Chu Tianshu, come to my office." Ouyang Meimei threw down a cold instruction and hung up the phone.
It's over, Ouyang Meimei is going to talk on behalf of the organization.
Chu Tianshu suddenly pulled out the cold in his heart, and held his mobile phone stupidly and didn't move.
Fan Yibing extinguished the cigarette butt and reminded: "Xiao Chu, go quickly, don't let the director of 'beauty' wait for a long time." ”
Ouyang Meimei, the director of the Organization and Personnel Department, is five years old Chinese New Year's Eve today, and is a charming half-old with a bewitching face and a hot body.
According to Qian Meihua, Ouyang Meimei was originally a data clerk in the government office, and had a leg with Tang Yifu, the secretary general of the municipal government at the time, Tang Yifu was promoted to deputy mayor and was in charge of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission. Later, Tang Yifu hung up the title of a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, and Guan Haoyu promoted her to the director of the Organization and Personnel Department.
Because of Tang Yifu's care, Guan Haoyu can also serve as the director of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission at the age of 58.
There are no secrets in the organs!
I don't know how Lu Dao's words reached Ouyang Meimei's ears, Qian Meihua, who was originally a chief staff member in the Organization and Personnel Department, was exiled to the General Affairs Department to do chores.
Behind the scenes, everyone is accustomed to calling Ouyang Meimei the director of "beauty", which can be understood as admiring Ouyang Meimei's beauty, and can also be regarded as the abbreviation of Ouyang Meimei.
However, there was a lot of obvious sarcasm in the tone.
"Just go!" Chu Tianshu gritted his teeth and said loudly: "It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided." After speaking, he held his head high and strode out of the city with great righteousness.