At noon, Tang Yulan casually found a noodle restaurant and asked for two large bowls of beef noodles.

This noodle restaurant is about 60 square meters, which is the point of lunch, and it is very lively inside, and many migrant workers and salesmen come here to eat.

The floor is old, the walls are covered with yellow wallpaper, and the corners have been torn. However, the noodle shop owner's craftsmanship is very good, and in Lingjiang City, where prices are high, a large bowl of beef noodles is only sold for six yuan, and a small bowl is five yuan. It's hard to find a cheaper one in the entire Lingjiang City.

Soon, the boss brought two large bowls of noodles. It was piled with beef, garnished with coriander and minced garlic, and it was served in two bowls, even though it was nearly four bowls.

A diner next to him didn't know Tang Yulan's identity, and after seeing it, he was very unhappy and said, "Hey, boss." Why does he have so much meat, mine is not two. ”

The boss glanced at him and said, "Is your surname Tang?" ”

The young man muttered: "What does this have to do with whether the surname is Tang or not, I am here to eat noodles." ”

"It's related!" The boss was stubborn: "I opened the noodle restaurant, and I can give it to whoever you want." ”

The young man choked up, turned his head sideways and looked out of the door, and saw a man walking over, his figure and appearance were simply ugly, and he couldn't help but squirt out of his mouth.

"What's going on?" The middle-aged man in rags next to him snorted angrily, turned his head to look, and shouted, "Damn, Lao Tzu is blind." ”

A girl was chewing on a braised egg, and when she looked sideways at the ugly man, the chipped egg yolk in the cherry mouth mixed with the egg white was spit back into the bowl.

The ugly man didn't even sigh, his expression was blank, and he seemed to be accustomed to all of this.

"Boss, come to a bowl of beef noodles, I want a small bowl." The ugly man said, found a chair and sat down, raised his eyes and saw Tang Yulan, jumped up, and shouted, "It's you!" ”

Tang Yulan recognized the ugly man at a glance, he was none other than Robert, who was known as the most beautiful man in Great Britain. Lehman.

There are two people in the world who will be unforgettable after seeing them.

The first is Shen Shuting, whose beauty is difficult to describe in words.

The second is Robert Lehman, who has successfully developed his handsomeness to a point of misery.

Tang Yulan leaned forward to his neck, swallowed the noodles in his mouth hard, pointed to the chair and said, "Radish head, do you also like to come to this noodle restaurant to eat?" Sit down. ”

“NO！” Robert. Lehman slapped the table and exclaimed, "Why don't you come to me?" ”

The table shook, and seeing that the lumps of beef on the noodles were about to be scattered, Tang Yulan froze the beef on it with a light touch of his fingers.

Inside the noodle restaurant, diners turned their heads one after another.

The girl took the braised egg out with a soup spoon, got goosebumps on her arm, and secretly said, "the base? ”

Robert. Lehman exclaimed, "I'm like this, don't you care about me?" ”

"I can't take it anymore." An uncle in a security uniform shivered, moved his buttocks, and walked away from the two of them as if he were running away from the plague.

Tang Yulan couldn't help but slap a bowl of noodles on Robert. The impulse on Lehman's face said coldly: "Sit down, Lao Tzu has always been honest and honest, and what he is worried about is social affairs related to people's livelihood, no matter how dare you talk nonsense and destroy Lao Tzu's public image, I will give you a plastic surgery in person, so that Gu Shibian can't help it if he wants to restore you." ”

Robert. Lehman pressed his hands on the table. There was a stalemate for a while, and then he finally sat down.

"Little ...... Lad. The boss came over and said, "Your face is ready." He looked up curiously at Robert. Lehman, the palm of his hand couldn't help but exert force, and his thumb was inserted directly into the hot noodle soup, his old face turned red instantly, and he gritted his teeth and put down the beef noodles

, pinching his thumb and returning to the kitchen.

Tang Yulan ate a bowl of noodles, took out a piece of paper and wiped the greasy on his mouth, and said, "Radish head, take out the indifferent momentum you just entered the noodle restaurant." ”

"That's not indifference." Robert. Lehman shook his head and said with a decadent face: "My heart is like ashes, like this, I can't even sit on the train and plane, I can't go back to Great Britain, and those supermodels and actresses who are waiting for me are desperate." ”

As soon as the sentence landed, the surrounding diners looked at Robert again, not only with disgust, but also with contempt and ridicule.

Luo model. Lehman bears this qiē indifferently, and others think that he is a psychopath, and he doesn't care anymore.

Tang Yulan gasped, put on the appearance of a human spiritual master, and said, "Be strong, you have no way out now except to be strong." ”

"It's not you who gets ugly anyway." Robert. Lehman pouted and said, "Strong? It's not that easy. The day before yesterday, Matthew Baker was still discussing with me on the phone about playing the role, how to act like this. ”

"You can lie on the ground with your face and play the role of a corpse." Tang Yulan said with a smile.

Robert. Lei Man glared at Tang Yulan vigorously, compared to the last time they met, Regiment Leader Tang looked more heroic and handsome, gritted his teeth, and continued: "This is not my life. Just yesterday, when I asked the woman who was sweeping the street for directions, she called me indecent and beat me up, which was a ...... It's unbearable! ”

Tang Yulan said: "You should have a glass of wine and relax." ”

"No!" Robert. Lehman slapped the table and said, "I want a woman, I want to pursue a woman." His eyes were like lightning, and he looked around and landed on the girl drinking the noodle soup.

The girl shuddered, covered her chest with her left hand, and grabbed her purse with her hand.

Tang Yulan knocked on the table and attracted Robert. Lehman paid attention, and suddenly felt in his heart that it was not a woman's fault that Radish Head was violently beaten by a woman sweeping the street, after all, Radish Head's eyes could already constitute indecency to people.

"What? Can't I even look at a beautiful woman? "Robert. Lehman clenched his fists and said, "I only look at my face, and I don't look anywhere else, do you have to worry about this, do you know, there used to be a lot of girls like this, following my ass, wishing I could drag them down." ”

The girl was so frightened that she quickly got up and left, and in a hurry her thigh touched the table, frowning in pain.

Robert. Lehman stared at the girl leaving, his body trembled slightly, and he gritted his teeth and said, "See, no one gave me a chance!" Should I use strong rice to cook raw rice? ”

"Ahh Perverted! The girl screamed in fright and ran out.

Tang Yulan was busy talking, and the other bowl of beef noodles was less than half eaten, seeing that the radish head was crooked, his eyes were a little crazy, and he grabbed the edge of the bowl at the moment, and buckled the bowl upside down like a dunk on Robert. Lehman's head.

The soup was drizzled with Robert. Lehman's face flowed down his neck, and there was a Haikou bowl on his head, and the noodles stuck to his hair, and the aroma of beef noodles overflowed, spreading the entire noodle restaurant.