Chapter 321: Envoy of the Two Realms
Ma Yishan and the others came to the side of the Ma doctor, he thought for a while and said, "It's better not to kill people here in the bald head, and when he goes back, just cause a car accident!" ”
Then he flew out of the crematorium and into the woods outside.
He took out his throne and sat down, and a few demons next to him set up a stone table and green tea in front of him.
Of course, the pastries were also put out, because there were also two foodies, Zhixuan and Le Yan.
Just as Ma Yishan and them were fiercely grabbing the pastries to eat, a ghost next to them shouted: "Look, adults!" Dr. Ma is out! ”
Le Yan grabbed a piece of pancake and said, "It came out so soon, it can be seen that he really has a ghost in his heart!" ”
Ma Yishan looked over and saw that on the path that came out of the crematorium, a BMW sedan drove out, and the speed was still very fast.
Dr. Ma, who was in the car, was overjoyed, and he thought that no one would come to trouble him now, and he would be able to live happily ever after.
When he drove to a corner, he suddenly saw a stone on the side of the road next to him from more than ten meters away, and suddenly appeared on the road in front of him!
He naturally wanted to hit the brakes, but he obviously stepped on the brakes, but the speed of the car suddenly accelerated sharply and drove up like a fly.
His car crashed into a 500-pound rock!
A loud sound rang out, and Ma Yishan and Le Yan, who were in the distance, nodded and smiled while eating pastries.
"It's easy to kill someone, just give us a reasonable reason."
Ma Yishan said a philosophical word, and then leaned back.
The BMW sedan flew up and tumbled down the cliff next to it.
Ma Yishan and Zhixuan flew over to watch.
They saw the sedan fly to the bottom of the mountain a few hundred meters high, and smashed its head on the ground, flattening the whole car.
Ma Yishan said: "Why didn't it explode like in the movie?" ”
The ghost next to him said, "My lord, this oil leak will only explode when it encounters a spark, if you need him to explode, we will make an explosion for you now!" ”
Ma Yishan nodded. So the onicha next to him flew down, causing the car to explode naturally, and the rumble caused the guests in the crematorium in the distance to drive out to watch.
Ma Yishan asked the ghost who flew up, "Are you dead?" Won't you pick up a martial arts cheats book and resurrect it like the people in Jin Yong's novels? ”
"How so! Your Excellency, you can rest assured! ”
So Ma Yishan left a few ghosts to escort the horse doctor down to see the king of Hades, and he wanted to go back.
But that Dr. Ma offered to meet Ma Yishan, and he had a question to ask.
Ma Yishan agreed, and he flew down with Le Yan and came to the broken car.
The people on the top of the cliff above were screaming, and Ma Yishan saw that Dr. Ma was escorted by several ghosts.
The Dr. Ma said, "I don't know anything. ”
"Just ask, if there's anything."
"In a situation like mine, in addition to killing them. Isn't there another good way to solve this problem? ”
Ma Yishan said: "You think the problem is too extreme, in fact, you are counted by those few small people every day and say bad things, the people next to you are also knowledgeable, you are too heartfelt, a doctor's duty is to study medical skills, cure the patient's disease, think more about the patient, and then deal with the relationship between colleagues and leaders." In this way, you can slowly get the praise and recognition of everyone inside and outside the hospital, and those few villains will slowly fall into an embarrassing situation of betrayal and separation because they only sarcastically mock you every day, and then you don't have to take action. Naturally, they won't be able to stay, so why would you kill people? ”
Doctor Ma sighed, and he also knew that he had stolen the poison to poison it. It is true that many felonies have been committed.
"As a doctor, you don't think about how to cure patients every day, but about your own face and self-interest. Others just said a few words of gossip, you can go to the court to accuse them, you can also report to the leadership, you can even resign from becoming a doctor, go back to help your father sell medicine and cure diseases, you can still be more than ten times richer than them, but you poisoned these doctor colleagues because of your pride and resentment, the police don't come to you, but Lord Yama will not let you go! Take! ”
Ma Yishan waved his hand, and the ghosts almost couldn't help but say, and dragged the Doctor Ma to the underworld.
Le Yan next to him came over and handed Ma Yishan a pancake and said, "Brother Ma, you looked so handsome when you spoke just now!" There's also a pancake here, give! ”
Ma Yishan took it and bit it, and at this time, the police slowly came out to the scene to climb down to collect the body, so they flew away together.
Ma Yishan and the others returned home, and they didn't care about eating, so he came to the conference room, and he immediately saw a document on the table, and there were several criminal judges!
"What's wrong? Could it be that the charcoal essence has hit the Nantianmen? ”
Those sentences were within the jurisdiction of Ma Yishan, and as soon as they saw him returning, they immediately went over and bowed to him.
"See Master Ma!"
"Excuse me! Why are you here? How's it going? ”
A sentence came up and said, "Master Ma! We're all well! The main reason for our visit this time is to send a document personally issued by the king of Hades, saying that we will personally hand it over to the adults for inspection! ”
After speaking, he handed over the document, and Ma Yishan took it and opened it.
The king of Hades knew that Ma Yishan's ancient literary foundation was not very good, so he wrote in a more modern language.
Ma Yishan looked at it, put the document down and said, "What a charcoal essence!" He has a future! ”
The sentence next to him said: "My lord, you have just learned the Tao, and we are here to assist you in completing this matter!" ”
Le Yan next to him came over and said, "What's the matter?" Could it be that Lord Yama is going to make him a ghost? ”
Ma Yishan said: "That's not it, it's the Heavenly Realm and the Demon Realm that actually gave that charcoal essence a position at the same time, it doesn't matter what the position is, anyway, he is now a person from the Heavenly Realm and the Demon Realm!" So we can't go and arrest him anymore! ”
"Wouldn't it? He's killed so many people! ”
Le Yan immediately picked up the document and looked at it at a glance.
"It's really yes! The heavenly realm said that he secretly conformed to the will of heaven, did not kill other innocent lives, and had a clear goal in life, and then canonized him as the plague god of the world! And the Demon Realm also named him the Demon Realm's Foreign Affairs Inspector! Responsible for patrolling the elements of the Three Realms who have ill intentions against the Demon Realm! ”
Le Yan put down the document, looked at the sentence, and said, "It seems that I can't understand these two positions!" ”
Le Yan is learning Taoist theory, and it is impossible for her not to know what Lu Dao, the plague god of the world, means.
Generally, people in the celestial realm like to find some people with cruel personalities to go to the lower realm to punish the arrogant human beings, as a sign of revenge for Mother Earth.
As soon as this plague god came to the world, it was a river of blood, and the world was sad, and many people were going to die, and this position had to be handed over to the ruthless charcoal essence to do, which did save them a lot of effort.
This kind of action can be said to be the embodiment of the principle of making the best use of things, which is also very similar to the record in the Bible.
The God of the Bible is the Jade Emperor.
Some of the devils in it are the commander-in-chief of the plague god canonized by the Emperor of Heaven.
When a plague god completes the target of killing, the Emperor of Heaven will recruit him to heaven to receive the reward and enjoy the blessings, so Ma Yishan will say that he has a future!
Ma Yishan wants to accumulate merit in this life and can only go to heaven after death, but as long as the charcoal essence kills enough people, he can go up directly.
There is a world of difference between this period.
Le Yan understands this meaning, but what she doesn't understand is that the Heavenly Realm canonized his position so high, and the Demon Realm canonized his position so low?
One of the sentences said, "Miss Leyan doesn't know anything!" The little patrol envoy in the demon world is as small as a scout, but the people in the demon world have always liked to hold grudges the most, as long as you casually hurt him an ordinary citizen, he will send troops to attack you if he wants to fight, and then it will turn the world upside down, so sealing him a small position can be regarded as a recognition of him as a member of the demon world, that is, he is protected by the demon world! ”
Ma Yishan sat down, "I can't imagine that the big battle we have been worried about and prepared for so long will be solved like this!" Both the Heavenly Realm and the Demon Realm have recognized the value of his existence, and it seems that he really has a bright future out of the sea of suffering! ”
The sentence's surname was Zhu, and Zhu's sentence said: "No! His catastrophe has just begun! ”
"Oh?" Le Yan listened and said, "You answer my question first?" Why is the Demon Realm so much smaller than the Heavenly Realm's position? ”
Zhu said: "Actually, judging from my understanding of the Demon Realm, the Demon Realm has actually given up on him!" ”
"What? Gave up on him? Le Yan and Ma Yishan suddenly fell into the five-mile cloud mist and couldn't get out. (To be continued......)