Meng Tong saw on the side that Wu Yue's entire face was buried in his cousin Wei'an's chest, and his cousin was still jumping unconsciously, and his face was a little red, this picture was too discordant, and he hurriedly said, "Let go of your brother-in-law." ”

Wu Yue enjoyed this different kind of massage for a few seconds, and also grabbed the hands of this little beauty, tilted his head back, and escaped from the obsessive place a little embarrassed.

Lin Xue didn't seem to feel anything wrong, and said excitedly: "Emperor, you let go of me, let's take a group photo!" ”

"Okay."

Wu Yue heard that Lin Xue wanted to take a photo with him, so he let go of Meng Tong's cousin.

For the sake of Lin Xue giving him such a meeting gift, he decided not to care about Wang Rulan's previous slander.

Wang Rulan also heard the movement, came out of the kitchen, saw her daughter running into the living room with her shoes on, and shouted: "Xiaoxue, why did you run in without changing your shoes?" Go change your shoes and don't be rude. ”

Lin Xue stuck out her tongue at her mother and reluctantly replied, "Oh." ”

Then he put on an innocent smile at Wu Yue and said, "The Great Emperor will wait for me." ”

Wu Yue looked at this cute little beauty and nodded, "En." ”

"The emperor is too well-behaved, reward you for kissing it."

"Po"

Lin Xue suddenly lowered her head and kissed Wu Yue on the forehead, turned around and ran to take off her shoes.

Is this a Shenma situation?

Wu Yue turned his head to look at Meng Tong stupidly, with question marks in both eyes.

Meng Tong shook his head helplessly, and he couldn't say anything in front of Lin Xue.

This cousin's figure is getting more and more embarrassing for her sister, and every time we meet, I feel a little bigger. And the cousin is not fat at all elsewhere. What's even worse is that this cousin's body develops faster than her peers, but she is still innocent, and her thinking seems to be a few years younger than other children of the same age.

Meng Tong saw his cousin take off his shoes. was about to go inside and hurriedly said: "Wear slippers, don't run barefoot." ”

"Oh."

Lin Xue heard Meng Tong's reminder, so she turned around and put on her slippers again, and ran over to sit down next to Wu Yue.

"Wait a minute, I'll take my phone."

Lin Xue gave Wu Yue a cute smile, took off the schoolbag from his back, and then took out a small mobile phone from it. There's also a sticker of HelloKitty stuck to it.

Lin Xue turned on the photo function, held up the mobile phone high, and put her head on Wu Yue. shouted: "Emperor, look at the camera." ”

"Emperor, pout, be as cute as me."

Wu Yue's cold sweat was about to come down. Although he also occasionally took a few selfies with Meng Tong. But I'm not used to selling cuteness!

"The Great Emperor, hurry up and pout."

"Yes, that's it, the Emperor is so cute. Don't move, I'm going to shoot! ”

Wu Yue looked at the way he pouted on the phone screen, it seemed to be really cute!

"Click"

Lin Xue took a picture, looked at it, and then hugged Wu Yue's neck again. Xiaozui kissed Wu Yue's cheek and said, "The Great Emperor smiles." ”

"Click"

"Click"

……

Lin Xue took a few photos in a row. Seeing that there was a satisfactory one, he raised the phone again and said to Wu Yue: "Emperor, this time you kiss me, get closer, really kiss, good!" ”

"Click"

Lin Xue took a look at the photos taken and said, "The emperor's face is also pink, so cute." ”

Hahaha, that's a blushing face of shame!

Meng Tong saw on the side that Wu Yue, who was usually calm, was made uncomfortable by his cousin, and he was about to laugh until he couldn't stop laughing.

"Come, let me sit in your arms, you put your hands around me, your head on my shoulders, you want that, sweet feeling."

……

Lin Xue tortured Wu Yue for a while before shouting to Wang Rulan in the kitchen: "Mom, can I kiss the emperor?" ”

"Haha"

Meng Tong couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed.

Wu Yue was also in a cold sweat, Wang Rulan wouldn't think he was lying to Lin Xue kissing him.

Wang Rulan took a few steps out of the kitchen and asked, "Xiaoxue, what are you doing?" Didn't I tell you, don't pester Brother Wu Yue? ”

Lin Xue said coquettishly: "I'm taking pictures with the emperor, many of our classmates have photos of kisses, and I also want to take a kiss photo." May I? ”

In order to prevent this daughter who was a little late in thinking development from being deceived by the little boy, Wang Rulan told her that she was not allowed to be touched by the boy. Neither does the mouth.

Wang Rulan was also embarrassed to say no in front of Wu Yue, glared at Lin Xue, and said, "Don't pester Brother Wu Yue, have you ever said hello to your sister?" ”

"Oh, yes."

Lin Xue was immediately distracted, got up and walked to Meng Tong's side, hugged Meng Tong's arm and said, "Sister, you're here too!" ”

Wang Rulan saw that her daughter was no longer pestering Wu Yue, so she went into the kitchen again.

If I don't come, how can Wu Yue come.

Meng Tong pinched his cousin's face and said, "If you have the emperor, you don't want a sister!" ”

Lin Xue blushed and said, "Sister doesn't know what to do, the emperor is now the idol of our whole school. I told my classmates today that the emperor would come to my house, but they didn't believe it. After a while, I sent the photos into the space and starved them. ”

Meng Tong said a little strangely: "Isn't your idol some tennis prince in the anime?" How did you get hooked on the Emperor? ”

Lin Xue shook Meng Tong's arm and said, "I'm already in my first year of high school this year, and I haven't watched anime for a long time." The Prince of Basketball and the Prince of Tennis are outdated, and now the students like the Emperor. At first, the boys liked the emperor and smashed the rebound behind the free throw line, and some girls liked the emperor's flowing three-pointers. After you attended the Angel Dinner last week, the girls all liked the Emperor. When you walk the red carpet, you are so handsome, and during the auction, the Emperor snatches the Victory Bottle from your hand and gives it to you. It's so romantic and considerate! We liked that video the most. ”

Romantic and considerate?

Wu Yue was a little skeptical, Xiao Xue knew that the meaning of these two words was not.

Meng Tong glanced at Wu Yue a little sweetly, touched Lin Xue's head and said, "When you grow up, you will also find your emperor, don't be deceived by the little boy now!" ”

Lin Xue shook her head and said, "But the Great Emperor is a genius who can't come out of a thousand years." Our classmates all said that the emperor was Xiang Yu and Zhuge Lianghe, the overlords of Western Chu. Body. ”

Two men together. Body.

Wu Yue suddenly felt a little sad.

Meng Tong said strangely: "What are Xiang Yu and Zhuge Liang for Lu?" ”

"Sister is so stupid, Xiang Yu is the most powerful, and Zhuge Liang is the smartest. The brick family doesn't all say that the Great Emperor is the strongest human being. The American stock god also said that the emperor was a genius, so it wasn't Xiang Yu and Zhuge Lianghe. body? ”

Then you can say that brother has Xiang Yu's body, Zhuge Liang's wisdom is good, for Mao is together. Body, a word for good egg breaks!

"Then no one likes my sister?"

"Yes, many boys say that my sister is beautiful, but many girls say that my sister is too old. The Great Emperor is only 22 years old, and you are 25 years old. ”

"Poof"

Wu Yue couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard the little girl say that Meng Tong was too old.

Meng Tong was a little crying and laughing. Tong Yan Wuji, he shouldn't have asked her.

Lin Xue's words were not finished.

"Many girls think that the emperor should find a girl as old as us to be the emperor. Sister, do you think I can be the emperor? ”

Meng Tong saw her cousin looking at her innocently, and said helplessly: "But my sister is now the emperor." Are you going to steal your sister's place? ”

Lin Xue shook her head and said, "I don't rob my sister's things." But can't we be emperors and queens together? ”

Meng Tong glanced at Wu Yue, who was snickering behind him, and explained: "The emperor's girlfriend is the emperor, you are still young, you can't have a boyfriend!" And a person can only have one girlfriend. ”

Lin Xue pouted and said aggrievedly: "Mom also said that I can't have a boyfriend, but many of my classmates have boyfriends and girlfriends!" There is also a boy who has two girlfriends! ”

Doesn't my cousin know what a boyfriend or girlfriend is?

Meng Tong asked a little strangely, "What are your classmates' boyfriends and girlfriends doing?" ”

Lin Xue blinked and said, "Let's go to school together and play together." ”

Meng Tong cautiously tentatively said, "Didn't you do anything that your mother didn't let you do?" ”

Lin Xue thought for a while, blushed and said, "They have relatives." Also touching each other. Once, I also saw a guy take off his girlfriend's pants. It's embarrassing. ”

Sweat!

It's really unrestrained.

However, when he was in high school, there were also many people who fell in love.

High school students actually know a lot about men and women, but Xiaoxue seems to be still in the stage of elementary school students.

Could it be that the upper body is developing too fast, which slows down the development of the brain?

It's not right, it seems that Lin Xue is not stupid, otherwise she would not have risen to the first year of high school, but her emotional development has been slower.

Meng Tong heard that Lin Xue's classmates seemed to be doing adult things, and he also knew that his cousin knew what his boyfriend and girlfriend meant, so he hurriedly said: "You can't have a boyfriend, you can only kiss when you grow up, and you can't let people take off their pants." If you don't obey, neither your mother nor the emperor will like it. ”

Lin Xue nodded and said, "Do I have to be the same age as my sister to let the emperor kiss me." But you can't take off your pants, I'm so ashamed. Sister, did you let the emperor take off his pants? ”

Meng Tong's face suddenly turned as red as an apple, and he didn't know how to answer.

"Poof"

Wu Yue couldn't help but laugh again.

Lin Xue turned her head and hugged Wu Yue's arm, and said in a low voice: "Sister's face is red, the emperor whispered to me, have you taken off your sister's pants?" ”

Belch?

Wu Yue glanced at Meng Tong, who was ashamed, and said with a clear conscience: "No, you can only get married." ”

"But if you get married, you'll be ashamed, why do you have to take off your pants."

Belch?

You can't sue her, because both of them are in need.

That's how you can have a baby!

You can't sue her for this, otherwise if she thinks it's fun to have a child one day, she will try it, and he can't afford the consequences.

It seems to be evil. Evil!

Isn't the answer simple?

"Because I want to sleep!"

"Oh, yes."

Seeing Lin Xue nodding, Wu Yue also breathed a sigh of relief, he finally got over, it was too difficult to educate the child in this way.

"Then why can a person only have one girlfriend?"

Wu Yue saw Wang Rulan in the kitchen and said in a low voice: "If your father finds you another mother to come back, do you like it?" ”

Lin Xue immediately said: "Of course I don't like it, I only need a mother." ”

Wu Yue smiled: "So a boy can only find a girlfriend." ”

"But you don't have a baby yet, do you?"

…… (To be continued......)

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