19 The school flower of the University of Finance
?“ Brother Xiao Ze, I don't hear your accent is Qilu's, where are you from? Shi Meng didn't have the slightest arrogance, and after shouting his eldest brother, he asked. net
"My hometown is from the countryside of Huizhou, and I just came to Quancheng." Xiao Ze didn't think about it, and said directly.
"Huizhou! I often go to Huizhou, and I am very familiar with it, where are you in Huizhou Province? ”
"Xiangcheng, have you been there?" Xiao Ze said with a smile.
"Which county?" Shi Meng asked again.
"Faint, you census!" Xiao Ze was speechless for a moment.
"That is, since we have arrived at the University of Finance, we should discuss the beauties of the University of Finance and the school flower of the University of Finance. What kind of hometown to discuss, how vulgar. Zhu Ruofeng immediately became disdainful.
Xiao Ze nodded, deeply agreeing.
"Fatty, you just came to this school, how do you know that Du Hui and Lin Xiyuan are the school flowers of the University of Finance, and they don't even know whether they have entered the apartment or not."
"I saw it in the Caida post bar, since I'm going to become a member of Caida, what beauties are there in Caida, which one is not mastered, this naturally has to be figured out first." Zhu Ruolong suddenly became interested, "The four campuses of the University of Finance and Economics are as beautiful as a cloud." Friends on the road have rated the top ten school flowers, and anyone who can enter the top ten school flowers is recognized as a goddess, and it is the object of thousands of male compatriots. In the same way, if you don't enter the top ten school flowers, then you can't be a school flower, at most it's a department flower. ”
Zhu Ruolong swallowed his saliva and continued: "You must not think that the school flower is beautiful. In our wealth, the beautiful cuties grabbed a lot of them. But if you want to become a school flower, you need layers of scores. ”
"What do you say?" Xiao Ze and Shi Meng were suddenly interested, or for beautiful women, there was no man who was not interested.
Feeling the expectant eyes of the two, Zhu Ruolong continued with great satisfaction: "First of all, the school flower must be beautiful, and it is recognized as very beautiful and temperamental. If you have a good body and a good voice, you will definitely be the one who will bring disaster to the country and the people. ”
"Hmm!" Xiao Ze and Shi Meng have no opinion.
"If you meet this condition, you can only enter the qualification for the school flower competition, and then it will be the score. These big beauties, who have been in love once, will be deducted five points, and if it is rumored by the grapevine that they have been put down by their boyfriends, they will be directly deducted twenty points. If you do it twice or three times, you will continue to accumulate deducted points. There are bad habits such as smoking, like to go to nightclubs, etc. In addition, dancing well, singing well, etc. will also add points. In this comprehensive comparison, the top ten scores are the school flowers. For example, Lin Xiyuan's beautiful cutie next to us has only been in love once so far, and she kicked the hard-pressed child after only three days of dating, she is definitely still pure, and she has no smoking habits, and the paparazzi have only found out that she has been to a nightclub twice so far. plus the richest second generation of Caida. It has naturally become one of the top ten school flowers of the University of Finance and Economics. ”
"What about Du Hui!" Xiao Ze immediately said, to be honest, he really likes Du Huimei's feelings, I don't know if Lu Dao is the reason why the two of them had a passion.
"Damn, Du Hui is not one of the top ten school flowers, she is simply recognized as the first school flower." Zhu Ruolong suddenly revealed a statue of pig liver and flowing water, "Goddess Du Hui, she is as beautiful as a fairy, and her temperament is refined." The brightest star of the New Year's Day party of the University of Finance and Economics last year, a jazz dance master, a piano grade 10, and a member of the Provincial Writers Association. The rarest thing is that a beauty of this level is destined to suffer from the sweet words and sugar-coated shells of countless beautiful men and handsome guys. There are too few people who can keep their purity, but Du Hui Meimei has not been touched by any man so far, and even her apartment is still the most mysterious area of men's reverie, and no one has ever entered it.
In all the school flower grading items, there are only extra points, no subtractions. Some people say that Du Hui Meimei may have a serious cleanliness habit, some people say that she may be extremely frigid, and some people say that she has autism. But no matter what, the goddess who no one can get is the goddess of everyone. In Caida, Du Hui Meimei is the spiritual girlfriend of all male comrades, if anyone touches her hand, he will definitely suffer from the verbal criticism of righteous people such as us, and guarantee that he will die without a place to be buried! ”
"And what if you sleep with her?" Xiao Ze popped out this sentence for no reason.
"Who dares, I fought with him...... Whoa! Zhu Ruolong was like a fighting, jumping up and down excitedly, screaming!
"Calm down, calm down, I'm just making an analogy!" Xiao Ze hurriedly chose to keep a low profile, if he didn't get it right, this fat man sat down with a bunch of meat towards him, and he was really going to die.
"Humph!" Zhu Ruolong snorted coldly, a pile of fat meat shook, then sat down and drank a glass of water, took a deep breath, and said quite emotionally: "The beauties of the senior year are all away from us, and the top ten school flowers of the University of Finance and Economics will also be reshuffled." It is estimated that few of the new freshman beauties will be able to enter the top ten school flowers. After all, when I first came, my popularity was not high, and my development was not completely mature. There are a few people like Du Hui and Lin Xiyuan, who have just entered their freshman year, and they have caused countless people to think about them. It's sad to think about. ”
Xiao Ze and Shi Meng vomited for a while.
The three of them chatted for a while, and then went back to their bedrooms, after all, they had just moved to school and still had a lot to pack. At this time, the stomach reminded Xiao Ze of a very serious matter.
Since he was released by Du Hui at noon, he has not eaten anything, and now he sees that the sun is going down! The most tragic thing is that in this luxury apartment, all the household appliances and daily necessities you can think of are readily available, and they are all brand new and high-end products, but there is an egg, and there is no food to drink.
"I scolded the one next door, who lives in such a good student apartment, and the poor can't even afford instant noodles, and pretends to force me to return my credit card and cash to that girl." Xiao Ze suddenly wanted to slap himself.
In desperation, Xiao Ze could only ask Zhu Ruofeng for help, with his pig-like dignity, Xiao Ze believed that there must be a lot of food to eat.
The fact did not disappoint him, Zhu Ruofeng was very happy to dedicate his food to this scourge who had a leg with the school flower, and by the way, he also called the master Meng together, and the three of them had a small dinner, continued to cultivate their feelings, and held a plenary meeting at the same time: "About the naming conference of the small apartment." ”
Zhu Ruofeng concisely described the topic of this table meeting: "In order to improve the popularity of our apartment among girls, increase the opportunity for three bachelors to quickly end their singleness, and create a new situation, we need to give this apartment a suitable and catchy name, and please put forward your own opinions and suggestions."
Zhu Ruofeng spoke first: "Or let me say it first, it's called 'near the water building', taking the meaning of 'near the water building to get the moon first', romantic and poetic, and it also cleverly contains everyone's good wishes, especially our opposite is Lin Xiyuan, Nie Xiaoling, the two beautiful eyebrows, and the opposite door is the goddess Du Hui, the time and place are favorable, and the people are good, so I have to shoot." ”
"Yes, next door to ourselves are Zhou Kang and Wu Jing." Shi Meng's voice sounded out very inopportunely.
"Get out!" Shi Meng didn't know what to say, and he was directly blinded by Xiao Ze and Zhu Ruofeng. Kneel and beg to share
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