Chapter 237 Great Illiteracy

After leaving the county seat, passing through two townships, entering the winding mountain road, the population has become sparse. On both sides of the highway, there are large cedar forests, and in the distance, there are lofty mountains.

Lu Manting had never been to such a western frontier place, and kept looking out the car window, feeling very fresh.

Later, except for passing through some small towns, there were almost no people on the road. In the evening, the sun was setting and the mountains were foggy, drowning the lower half of the peaks that reached into the sky.

Lu Manting looked at the distance shrouded in fog, like a landscape moved out of a painting, and sighed lightly: "It's so beautiful!" ”

Luo Fan was used to seeing the scenery around Cloud Town, and he didn't think there was anything beautiful, so he smiled disapprerovingly: "Except for the air being fresher and quieter, I don't think there's anything to do." ”

Lu Manting glanced at Luo Fan and continued to look out the window.

Coming to a section of unattainable peaks above, bottomless ravines below, and the highway passing through the middle of the knife-like cliffs, Lu Manting didn't dare to look outside. The peak that is inserted into the sky, a few more glances, there is a feeling of dizziness.

"Sister Manting, are you afraid?" Luo Fan turned his head to look at Lu Manting.

"Don't look at me! Concentrate on driving! Lu Manting was taken aback, the road erected from the half-middle waist of this mountain rock is only more than three meters wide, and it can't stop turning, if one accidentally falls, I don't know if Lu Dao Luofan's seventh immortal dust trick will be fine, but her second immortal dust trick is definitely broken!

"Hehe, it's going to be over soon." Luo Fan was very familiar with this Yanbo Mountain, but seeing that Lu Manting's face was a little pale, he no longer squinted and concentrated on driving.

Sure enough, after turning a right-angle bend to the right, the eyes suddenly opened up, and even the light was much brighter.

Luo Fan stopped the car and said, "Sister Manting, the following is Yanbo Village, which is where I grew up, do you want to get out of the car and take a look?" Before Luo Fan's words fell, Lu Manting had already pushed the car door and got out of the car.

Above the highway, it is still the towering mountain peaks that can not be seen at a glance, but below the highway, it is 10,000 acres of terraced fields, it is the golden autumn, the rice in the field is ripe, golden and yellow, it looks refreshing.

"Wow! I used to only see the countryside in books and on TV, but I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes today! It's not the depressed and dilapidated scene I imagined at all, it's so beautiful, I really want to live here and not go back! No wonder, Aunt Yuan went to Tianhai for one night, and she was in a hurry to come back! Lu Manting sighed.

"Sister Manting, you grew up in a big city, and at first you thought it was novel, but if you live for a long time, it won't be uncommon. Most of the young people here have gone to the city to work, and some of them have earned money, but they don't want to come back! Luo Fan shook his head and smiled.

Lu Manting didn't argue with Luo Fan, and looked at the place where Luo Fan grew up. A kilometer below the road, there are people's houses, the same tiled houses that can only be seen on TV, and even some grass houses.

"Is that your house?" Lu Manting asked, pointing to a three-story white house in the distance. It was the only bungalow in the whole village, and behind it was a not-so-high hillside covered with tall pine trees.

Luo Fan looked at Lu Manting's hand and said with a smile: "My house is in that direction, but it is not my house, it is Yanbo Village Primary School." My house is next to the school, do you see that bamboo forest, the house behind the bamboo forest. ”

Lu Manting looked at it, and she saw the bamboo forest next to the school, but she couldn't find any house at all. Lu Manting looked down along the ravine below the highway and saw a stone arch bridge about three kilometers away, and suddenly asked, "There, is it the head of the bridge ditch?" ”

"Well, when I was a kid, we used to take a bath under the bridge...... Sister Manting, how do you know that there is the head of the bridge and ditch......" Luo Fan suddenly stopped, his face was strange.

Sure enough, Lu Manting smiled proudly: "So, Guo Xiaoya said that your little JJ was stung by a bee, where is it?" ”

Luo Fan's face was stunned, and he was speechless. Looking at Lu Manting's smug smile, Luo Fan smiled and smiled so cheaply: "Sister Manting, am I a little JJ, don't you know everything last night?" Who is it that tears are flowing from pain, begging me to lighten it? ”

"Hooligans!" Lu Manting scolded, her face flushed, and she turned around and entered X6. But I was thinking in my heart: This guy's dick is so big, is it because he stung a bee and mutated?

Luo Fan went on the defensive, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled, hummed the tune of "Turn Over the Serf and Sing" in his mouth, sat on the X6, and continued to drive forward.

After driving for more than a kilometer, turning left at a fork in the road, the cement pavement has also become a gravel dirt road, the road condition is not good, fortunately, the X6 ground clearance is very high, if you change Lu Manting's Z4, it is difficult to walk an inch on this kind of road.

Gradually, when they arrived at the village, occasionally some old people with green cloth on their heads, children with red flowers on their braids, and Luo Fan's car all looked at him strangely. In addition to two tractors and a dilapidated off-road vehicle owned by the town leader, most of the rest were ox carts, and they had seen a brand-new and shiny car like Luofan's BMW for the first time.

When he arrived at a place where there were bamboos on both sides of the road, Luo Fan parked the car on the side of the road, and several half-grown children surrounded him.

"New car, could it be that the mayor has changed to a new car?" The leader is a teenage boy, barefoot, rolled up his trousers, black mud on one leg, and is about to touch X6.

Luo Fan stepped out of the car and shouted, "Dog baby, don't touch it!" Have you washed your hands? ”

The boy retracted his hand, and when he saw Luo Fan and Lu Manting getting off the car, he was stunned, and then shouted: "Big illiterate, you are back, this is your car?" ”

Lu Manting was stunned when she heard this, Luo Fan is illiterate? Even if he didn't go to college, he graduated from high school, so he can't be considered illiterate, right?

Luo Fan didn't care about the title of the dog baby, and nodded ostentatiously: "That's right! Envy Lao Tzu? You call me Dad, you wash it another day, Lao Tzu will take you around! ”

The dog baby shook his head: "You are not my father!" My mother said, you are a tender baby who has not yet grown hair, and you still want to take advantage of her, no way! His eyes shifted from Luo Fan to Lu Manting, "Big illiterate, is this your daughter-in-law in the city?" When to kill a pig to worship the church? ”

"yes, isn't it pretty?" Luo Fan was very proud.

The dog baby's dark eyes couldn't help but look at Lu Manting, although she was just a child, Lu Manting couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, this dog baby's eyes were really a little unscrupulous, and she stared at her proud chest.

"Beautiful! Nainai is bigger than my mother! My mother said, let me study hard, otherwise I will be illiterate like you when I grow up. But I think it's good to be illiterate, have a car, and get a beautiful daughter-in-law! The dog baby looked at Lu Manting, and the girl actually stuck out her tongue and turned around on her lips!

Sister-in-law Osmanthus, you actually use your brother as a negative teaching material to educate your son, then don't blame your brother for fooling your son: "Dog baby, there is a fart for reading, or don't go to school tomorrow?" ”

The dog baby thought for a while and said: "If I don't go to school, my mother will beat me, but I can not listen to lectures in class, read the wrong book, write the wrong words, do my homework indiscriminately, be illiterate like you, and when I grow up, I will buy a car to beg the beautiful daughter-in-law in the city!" ”

"......" Luo Fan also wanted to play tricks on the dog baby, and didn't want to lead him down the crooked road, but looking at the appearance of this little rabbit cub, what he said was true, he was speechless. Ma Dan, do you think Lao Tzu bought a car and had a beautiful girlfriend, is it really because Lao Tzu is illiterate? …… Phew, dog, your whole family is illiterate......

Seeing Luo Fan crying and laughing, Lu Manting stepped forward and touched the head of the dog baby, and asked, "Dog baby, what is your name?" ”

Chen ...... Chen Gang. Being touched by Lu Manting, the dog baby was a little flattered, and quickly replied, and asked, "...... Is it really a big illiterate daughter-in-law? ”

Lu Manting didn't answer and asked: "What do you call him illiterate?" ”

When it came to this, the dog baby was not nervous, and replied: "I used to read a picture book, and I didn't know a word, so I asked Uncle Luofan, and he told me that it was a bucket word, the bucket of the toilet, and what kind of soldier toilet, the soldier took the toilet, and when he was in a hurry, he ......pulled it into the toilet."

Lu Manting couldn't help laughing, she guessed that what the dog baby said must be the Terracotta Army. Even if Luo Fan didn't go to college, but he didn't know these three words, he must have deliberately played tricks on the dog!

“…… Later, I asked Sister Yingzi, and she said that it was not a soldier's toilet at all, but a terracotta army. People who are in high school, they are not as good as Sister Yingzi in the fifth grade, what is it that is not illiterate? The dog baby said, with a look of contempt.

Luo Fan ignored the dog, but squatted down and talked to a very handsome little girl with braids and a small cotton coat: "Qinqin, why did you run out, where is your father?" ”

The little girl named Qinqin looked like she was six or seven years old, her eyes were smart, and she replied: "My dad is in school, Chen Gang and they asked me to come out to catch cough pockmarks, so I came out to play." ”

Luo Fan turned his head to see that Chen Gang was really carrying seven or eight green vines in his left hand, and under each green vine, there was a frog hanging from it, and the green vines tied the frog's legs, and the frog couldn't keep jumping, but he couldn't escape the shackles of the green vines.

"Qinqin, didn't your dad teach you?" Luo Fan Zhengse said: "Frogs are beneficial insects, you can't hurt them!" ”

"I know. I asked Chen Gang to let go of the cough pockmarks, but Chen Gang didn't listen to me, he said that it was okay to let go, and asked me to buy it with money, but I didn't have the money. Qin Qin said timidly.

"Dog baby, let the frog go, or I'll beat your ass!" Luo Fan glared at the dog.

The dog baby didn't scare him: "You are illiterate, you say just let it go?" If you want to let it go, I'm here to catch and sell it for money, you take the money, I'll sell it to you! ”

In vain, Luo Fan was burdened with the peerless martial arts of earth-shattering ghosts and gods, but he couldn't take a dog baby. Dogs and babies, they all grew up under his watch, and everyone is in the same village, so they can't really beat him.

"Dog, how much is your frog?" Lu Manting looked at the dog baby and asked.

"One dollar a piece, do you want to buy it?" As soon as the dog baby heard Lu Manting's words, she came to her senses.

"I bought it," Lu Manting took out a hundred-yuan red bill from her wallet and handed it to the dog baby: "You give the frog to Qinqin and let her put it." ”

The dog baby didn't take the money: "Take the change, I can't find a hundred!" ”

Lu Manting smiled: "No need to look for it......" When the dog baby heard this, he immediately snatched the money from Lu Manting's hand, and handed the green vine in his hand to Qinqin, but he heard Lu Manting say: "However, I can't catch frogs anymore in the future." The dog baby agreed.

Qinqin took the green vine given to her by the dog baby and went to the field to release her. Luo Fan and Lu Manting walked along the path in the bamboo forest to their home, but behind them came the dog baby whispering to the other children: "Nine cough pockmarks, sold for a hundred yuan, the illiterate daughter-in-law must be a dementia, what's the use of being beautiful?" A loser......"