Chapter 62: Get Me Up
What is the definition of an idol?
What is the ultimate worship, the highest idol?
Zhou Yang used to hear in the streets and alleys that whoever is a big star, who is a big writer, and who is a rich man is the idol of that person. But most of the worship on the streets and alleys are some low-end public fans, and that's what they say. If that person really comes to Xichuan, you ask them to buy a set of genuine signed books and buy an entrance ticket to the actor's club, if they are nervous in their hands, then I am afraid they are unwilling.
But Wu Fatzi is different to Zhou Yang at this time.
"Yang Zai, Brother Yang, Yang God, come a little, come a little more......" Wu Fatzi was very greedy, very infatuated, and said with great adoration: "Praise me, praise me again, just say a few words!" β
"Fatty, why are you so cheap?"
"Hmm......" The fat man took a deep breath with an intoxicated face, and then exclaimed loudly: "Cool! Refreshing! Refreshing! β
"Cool your sister!" Zhou Yang scolded with a smile: "Why don't you get out of the car and move, it's really okay?" β
"It's okay, it's okay, God, God, Yangzai, you are now my god, my savior!" Wu Fatzi was grateful and obsessed: "I just listened to your praise for me, and my plan for my life is full again. When I think that I can make some decent results in the future, and I can be praised by you Yangshen, I really don't have a sore waist, my legs don't hurt anymore, and I have the strength to mix up and down, and I don't even pant for breath when I climb the tenth floor! β
"Okay, okay!" Zhou Yang waved his hand and said: "It's not too early, let's wait for Jinlong KTV to have business, fat man, you and Master Chen will change positions, and let him drive the car." β
"No, I can drive, I am now full of strength, and my mental condition is also recovering from a serious illness, and I am better than ever." Wu Fatzi can now be said to be full of expressiveness, hehe.
"Huh?" Zhou Yang glared at Fat Wu.
As if Zhou Yang's likes and dislikes had become a benchmark for him to be right or wrong, Wu Fatzi immediately realized that he was naughty, and immediately smiled: "Okay, listen to Yang God's words, I'll let me now!" β
That's pretty much it.
Zhou Yang confirmed that Wu Fatzi was fine, so he and Chen Danian changed seats, and he followed back to the seat in the back. Behind the seat, Chen Xueer had already picked up the scattered banknotes and stacked them neatly. But what happened just now was too much information, Chen Xue'er protected her chest with her hands, kept a good distance from Zhou Yang, and looked at him with a very strange look.
"Look at what, look at me again, I'll eat you!" Zhou Yang checked the new rules in the backstage 'My Fans', the spring breeze was proud, and the mood was so happy.
"Hmph......" Chen Xue'er pursed her lips, and the strange eyes that were a little evil were self-evident.
"Again, I'm a man with a normal sexual orientation, and I'm never going to engage in Ji Zhou Xinxin." Zhou Yang didn't want to be misunderstood by his personal secretary: "The fat man is just a big fan of mine!" β
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm his fan, I'm his fan!" Fat Wu turned his head excitedly, revealing a warm big fat face: "Miss Chen, don't get me wrong, my worship of the Yang God is just like a river of spring water, oh no, it is like the surging Yellow River and Yangtze River, rushing and endless." β
Lean.
With Wu Fatzi's current state of crazy worship, even if Zhou Yang farts, it is estimated that he thinks it is fragrant.
Chen Xueer is not a big deal to watch the excitement, and has a heart of rotten girl gossip: "It's hard to say, isn't it being said on the Internet, men and women are good for breeding offspring, and true love is between men and men." β
"Okay, since Xue'er you say so, I only have to prove my innocence on the spot......" Zhou Yang said as he prepared to catch the chicken, intending to carry out a sneak attack on Chen Xue'er's key parts.
"Don't! No! Chen Xue'er was quick and easy to dodge.
"Where to escape?" Zhou Yang pounced on the tiger again, and he had to pounce on this docile little lamb in his arms.
But Chen Xue'er smiled slyly, not only escaped from Zhou Yang's hands for the second time, but even turned against the guest and tightened Zhou Yang's left hand.
"Huh?" Zhou Yang is weird, isn't Chen Xueer a delicate and weak soft girl from beginning to end? Why is it that now it is suddenly like taking medicine, his eyes are bright, his spirit is sufficient, his body is agile and vigorous, and the strength in his hands is not small......
Even Chen Xue'er was surprised by the changes in herself, and muttered to herself: "I, what's wrong with me?" β
Zhou Yang had a rough guess in his heart - could it be that when he just kissed her, the 11 grids of local tyrant power consumed by himself in that instant worked on Chen Xueer?
But is this effect temporary or permanent?
And is it only effective for Chen Xueer alone, or is it effective for all women?
This has to be studied carefully and observed a lot to know the way.
Besides, after the Audi car was changed to Chen Danian's driving, the body was more stable and the speed was faster, and it didn't take long to come to the exclusive parking lot of King Long KTV.
Zhou Yang had to put aside his doubts and conjectures first, and entered the most luxurious presidential box here with Wu Fatzi and Chen Xueer. As for Chen Danian, after all, he is already old and is not used to going in and out of this kind of entertainment place for young people. In addition, he couldn't drink while driving, and Zhou Yang was not reluctant, so he was very sympathetic to his subordinates and asked him to wait outside.
At present, Chen Danian's recognition of Zhou Yang has also reached a high-level worship category of 95 points because of today's series of local tyrant incidents. After understanding the many wonders of 100% worship, Zhou Yang is not in a hurry to 'violently extract' or 'gentleman's extraction' from him, but is ready to train him to be a loyal believer and a die-hard fan like Wu Fatzi!
And when they came here, it was like a luxury box with the size of a small bar, and the college students in the box had already been organized and led by Zhang Qian and the two temporary leaders.
"Mountain--top, come with me, nothing stands in the way of the future......"
Hi Song, it's really hi.
Zhou Yang even found that Zhang Qian, who was wearing a partial ponytail at this time, Xiao Jiu'er was drunk and blushing, and Xiao Ge was extraordinarily intoxicated, and the real-time beauty favorability coefficient increased from 29/100 to 34/100.
It's her home turf.
I have to say that Zhang Qian's singing is super professional, very penetrating, infectious and appealing. Most of the men and women below couldn't help but sway to the rhythm. The boys who threw themselves into it took off their glasses, closed their eyes, shook and shook with a fascinated face, and hummed along with 'oh oh oooo' and 'oh oooo' in their mouths.
When everyone found out that Zhou Yang, Wu Fatzi, and Chen Xueer were coming, Zhang Qian in the center of the stage snapped her fingers beautifully, and the tuner over there immediately pressed the pause button with interest, and the originally noisy and huge box was instantly quiet.
There are only a few boys who are too deep in the play and a little too intoxicated, still there with their eyes closed, raising their hands, shaking their heads, with a lewd and cheap face, and the demons are dancing wildly......
The lights dimmed, and the gaffer playfully put the spotlight in his hand on the faces of these boys who didn't know it, shaking themselves, laughing at themselves, and being intoxicated.
The scene was so funny that everyone at the scene couldn't help laughing.
Zhou Yang also smiled, the group of naΓ―ve, stupid, stupid, cute, and stupid college students in front of him were the most unforgettable youth years he experienced a few years ago.
And the light hit their faces, coupled with the loud laughter in the room, these boys finally woke up from their intentions, all of them were red-faced, and they all expressed their most sincere apologies to Zhou Yang.
"Senior brother, I'm sorry, I don't know if you're already here."
"Zhou is always my fault, it's my gaffe!"
"Senior brother, why are you here now, we have waited so much that the flowers are grateful!"
"Mr. Zhou, I'm sorry, I'll punish myself with three cups......"
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Zhou Yang waved his hand and said with a smile: "Just have fun, just be happy, this is because we came too abruptly and interrupted this song." Sissi's song is really good, and you can be so selfless and intoxicated, which is also an indirect proof of her singing skills. β
"Senior brother has won the award," Zhang Qian drank a little wine, she became a lot bolder, and the flush on her face was also very good-looking: "Senior brother, if you don't dislike it, can you sing a song with me?" β
"This ......"
Zhou Yang's songs used to be quite good, and when he was in junior high school, he also won the third place in the town campus singing contest and the junior high school group. But since he started high school, because of the increasingly expensive tuition fees, his family background has become worse and worse, and he rarely has the opportunity to go to KTV, and he rarely has the mood to entertain himself. When he got to college, he bought himself a guitar and liked to play and sing in his dorm. As for KTV, he and Wu Fatzi have been to them a few times, and they can only sing in a decent way.
In the two years since graduating from college, he, his colleagues and classmates have been to KTV several times because of parties. But as he got worse and worse, he was soft-spoken, he had no confidence in singing, and it was difficult to hear the applause of others. So every time he went to KTV in the future, Zhou Yang consciously sat in the corner at the very edge, helping others to order and listening to others sing.
The most recent K song to the present is the high school reunion that Zhou Yang attended during the Chinese New Year last year - he drank too much at that time, his tongue was a little stiff, and he sang two songs in a row, but both songs were seriously out of tune. With bursts of boos and ridicule at the scene, this can be regarded as a complete blow to his self-confidence in singing, and he made up his mind at that time not to sing in public again.
"Senior brother?" Zhang Qian made an inviting gesture, hazy and drunk, and unconsciously had some expectations for this mysterious man.
"Forget it, right?" Zhou Yang said haha: "Qianqian, you are a professional, senior brother, I am an amateur, and I can't compete on the same stage." β
"Then sing with me?"
Who knew that Chen Xue'er was itchy for a while, and even took over the conversation, and also sincerely invited: "I am also an amateur, Mr. Zhou, let's sing together, that is half a catty to eight taels ......"
"Don't make a fuss!" Zhou Yang scolded lightly, and smiled bitterly in his heart - isn't this girl her personal secretary, why didn't she help herself find a step down, but came over to dismantle her own stage?
On the table, under the spotlight, Zhang Qian on the left and Chen Xueer on the right, the two women sent invitations to Zhou Yang to sing a chorus. Such a dazzling and eye-catching scene suddenly made the blood boil at the scene, and fanatical shouts sounded in all directions:
"Sing one!"
"Together!"
"Sing one!"
"Together!"
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I'm going to you, aren't you trying to force Liang to become a prostitute?
To sing or not to sing?
That's a problem.