Chapter 200: Horse War (II) (Thank you for the reward of the 'Lucky Guy' in this life!)
"Turns out that Santa Claus really exists!"
"It's the first time I've ever known!"
"I envy him so much, he only needs to work one day a year!
"Santa's nine mounts have already arrived, so will it be far from seeing Santa?"
At the same time, he left a message: Anchor anchor, please let me meet Santa Claus! If you can ask for a gift for Santa Claus, it would be great!"
At the same time, he left a message: Teacher Ling, I don't ask for gifts, as long as Santa Claus can remember my name, I will be satisfied!"
"Ah, my ultimate childhood dream!
"What the hell is he? Is he really an old man with a white beard dressed in red?"
"Huh, if that's really the image, isn't it similar to a human?
"All of you upstairs are dead! You are not good boys at all, and you still want to have gifts?
"It's better to be smoked!
"Hiss~~~ Thinking about it this way, it can indeed be blown for a long time if it is smoked!"
"Then again, it's the first time I've ever known that Santa Claus is still in charge of smoking bad kids!"
"Aren't you curious about one thing? What level of strength is a fantasy monster born from a legend like Santa Claus?"
"At least level seven, right? Level eight may not be impossible!"
"Bullshit! Absolutely impossible! There are only so many eighth-level demonic beasts, I have never seen Santa Claus, an eighth-level demonic beast, on any illustrated book, definitely not!"
"I hope he really has the strength of the eighth level, and it feels like he's quite close to us humans!"
"Don't do it! Now these eighth-level demonic beasts, we humans are almost overwhelmed!"
"None of you complained, did this headless horse want to put a deer head on himself?"
"Isn't this horse deformed? The devil knows what its body is, and it's not strange to have a deer's head!"
"As much as I like Miss Joan of Arc, if Rudolph dies, who will pull the Christmas gift car in the future?"
"Yes, Rudolph must not die!"
"Rudolph will win!"
“......”
Xiao Han rushed towards Rudolph with a vigorous momentum, and the scene was very hot.
This headless war horse itself is very tall, even if Rudolph is already the best in size among the reindeer, there is still a gap with Xiao Han's height of nearly four meters, Xiao Han made full use of this size advantage, when approaching Rudolph's body, the whole horse stood up, and the two front hooves stepped condescendingly towards Rudolph's head!
Rudolph was not afraid, its body was knotted, but it was by no means lacking flexibility, the four hooves under its feet changed, and it was very easy to dodge this blow, and the whole deer came to the side of Xiao Han's body, and the sharp horns were already aimed at Xiao Han's soft abdomen!
Boom!
With a dull loud sound, Xiao Han's front hooves slammed heavily on the ground, with its body as the center, within a radius of five meters, a circle of very obvious 'ripples' swept over, shattering everything it touched and turning it into powder!
Thunder Strike!
When Rudolph retreated at super high speed, it was natural that the baby snowman fell off its back, and one of its snowman heads was directly shattered by Xiao Han's move, leaving only a headless corpse, smashed on the snowless ground and twitched, it can be seen that its body is trying to repair itself, but due to the whip marks, the process has become extremely slow.
Hit the passenger car by mistake, Xiao Han didn't mean to apologize at all, it hissed and provoked Rudolph, Rudolph's face changed, looked at the corpse of the baby snowman, and seemed to be a little angry, but it didn't say anything after all, just dug the ground, lowered its head, and pointed the horns on its forehead at Xiao Han, and launched a silent charge!
Its charge is different from Xiao Han, as a deer, more attention to the light route, because this heavy snow was originally caused by its family, resulting in its body completely integrated with the wind and snow, obviously a high-speed charge, but silent, just like walking in the wind and snow! Although the action is elegant, but the power is amazing, Xiao Han tried his best to make a twisting movement, the action is only half completed, Rudolph's sharp horns have been silently crossed from its abdomen!
Laugh at!!
In the flickering cold light, Xiao Han's soft abdomen was opened a huge opening! In the incomparably smooth incision, no blood gushed out, but a row of black unknown gas erupted! Xiao Han, who was hit hard, screamed in pain, tried his best to stabilize his body, and at the moment when Rudolph and himself staggered by, he lifted his hind hooves, kicked the opponent's huge body into the air, and smashed it heavily on the ground and rolled several times!
Rudolph stood up with a bruised nose and swollen face, at this time it was covered in mud, and its brown and yellow fur had lost its previous luster, and it looked quite embarrassed, but it was only embarrassed, Xiao Han was far more seriously injured than it! As a Christmas reindeer, its whole body has sacred attributes, and this power remains on Xiao Han's wounds, hindering the healing of the wound at the same time, it is also trying its best to sink inward, destroying its body more deeply.
But Xiao Han ignored it completely!
A stream of black gas erupted from its headless neck cavity, blocking the huge wound in its abdomen very casually, without any intention of resting, with a feverish hiss, it rushed towards Rudolph again and started a close hand-to-hand fight!
Smoke and dust billowed and chaos rolled out, in this kind of dogfight, the hooves of both sides were useless, they collided with their own bodies, trying to knock each other out of balance, Rudolph's big head shook violently, wanting to make a few more cuts on the opponent's body, and at the same time opened his big mouth, and kept biting towards the opponent's headless neck, especially the horse's sideburns on the back were the focus of care, and they didn't let go of the bite, dragging fiercely, trying to throw the headless horse to the ground.
Xiao Han was not to be outdone, although it had no head, but the power of the black gas spewed out of the neck cavity should not be underestimated, in the process of hand-to-hand combat, it turned into sharp black blades, and cut indiscriminately on Rudolph's body, but due to the sacred attributes of the other party, coupled with the thick skin and flesh, it could not cause much damage at all. Xiao Han, who noticed this, immediately changed his tactics, and the black qi in his neck turned into two thick black ropes, which were tightly wrapped around Rudolph's body, tighter and tighter, and at the same time, his body swayed left and right, trying to drag the other party to the ground!
Ling Mo stood in the distance, watching the battle scene of these two large four-hoofed animals, patted Joan of Arc beside him and asked, "Huh, aren't you going to help?"
Joan of Arc clenched his fists and watched the battlefield, constantly cheering for his mount, and when he heard this, he replied with some gloom: "The moment the battle began, Xiao Han had already warned me that I could not help it in any way in the battle to get its head back, otherwise it would never forgive me and would commit suicide immediately!"
"When you Headless Horseman took it back, did you still pay attention to it?"
"I don't know, maybe Xiao Han noticed something, right?" Joan of Arc was extremely irritable, nervously walking around in place, and asked Ling Mo for help: "Mr. Ling, what do you think of the current situation? Xiao Han has a chance to win? Both of them are stronger than me, I really can't see the situation clearly!"
"I don't know if there's a chance to win, but now your horse is undoubtedly at a disadvantage. Ling Mo simply explained: "When this kind of large four-hoofed creature fights, the most crucial point is to seize the opponent's side position, that is, to aim his head at the opponent's body. As a result of being ridden by you for a long time, it is clear that your mount is a bit behind Rudolph's level in terms of agility in terms of pace. ”
"Many people have a misconception about the fighting of horses, cows, and deer, and think that their main means of attack is to rely on their hooves or horns on their heads, but in fact, the above fighting methods are all pediatric, and they are just the tricks they use in less important battles such as fighting for mates, and they are somewhat concerned about some camaraderie. I've seen unicorns that bite Tyrannosaurus rex to death in the Monster Rainforest, after all, for most creatures, the bite of their teeth is still the strongest in their bodies, and from this point of view, your horse has no head, and it is inherently inferior. ”
"This ...... Is it my fault again?"
Joan of Arc said bitterly, her fingernails had been deeply embedded in the flesh in her clenched fists: "That's right, it's really my fault, I've been thinking about when I can get my head, but I forgot it, Xiao Han is also full of obsession with its head, usually, I forgot to train it, if I can do targeted training at ordinary times, with Xiao Han's real genius general sense of battle, the battle at this time will not be ......"
Syllable!
Before Joan of Arc's words were finished, Ling Mo on the side had already flown up and kicked hard on Joan of Arc's buttocks, who was constantly blaming himself, and the dull sound of flesh collision sounded, and Joan of Arc was caught off guard, and the kicked volley flew up, and hit the stone not far away!
Joan of Arc got up in a daze, the black gas in her neck spewed out, straight into the sky, and seemed to be extremely angry! She pulled out the giant sword on the door and pointed it at Ling Mo, and asked angrily: "Mr. Ling! What the hell are you doing?! If there is no reasonable explanation, I will ...... it."
"Fuck off! Explain what a fart!" Ling Mo sneered, stretched out his hand to push away the giant sword that had been framed in front of his face, and sneered: "Look at yourself too! No matter who says something, they are busy taking responsibility for themselves, Xiao Han can't beat Rudolph It's your fault, it's your fault that the snowman baby was caught, why is everything your fault? You're too self-conscious, aren't you?"
Ling Mo's interrogation made Joan of Arc silent, and the two once again focused on the fighting horses and deer.
The fast-paced attack and defense of the two sides have exchanged dozens of rounds, and sure enough, as Ling Mo expected, because Xiao Han has been acting as Joan of Arc's mount, he has positioned himself as an auxiliary player in the battle for a long time, resulting in serious problems with his footwork and offensive methods, and his change speed, dexterity, and grasp of timing are far inferior to Rudolph's.
Not long has passed, its whole body is covered with scars, and the black gas spewed out from Xiao Han's neck cavity is almost unable to plug the gaps in his body, especially a wound on the horse's back, which is more than two feet long, shocking! However, it still has some remaining combat instincts, although the body is full of wounds, but there is no surprising scar on the four hooves, the headless war horse is extremely sober in his heart, in the speed war, his speed is already inferior, if the critical four hooves are damaged again, then there will be no place to die!
Rudolph once again succeeded in leaving a scar on Xiao Han's body, its glowing nose became even redder, and his voice was full of mockery: "Hey! He also threatened to take my head, but he only has this ability? I felt that your aura was quite powerful, and I thought it would be a hard battle, but I didn't expect you to be such a waste! Sure enough, with a waste master like Joan of Arc, it is difficult for you to think of whether you are a waste or not as a mount!"
Just at the time of the taunt, Rudolph had once again deceived Xiao Han's center of gravity shift through the change of pace, and came to Xiao Han's sideways position, this time it did not use the sharp horns on its forehead again, it was tired of this kind of game, the speed ended the battle, and it was time to hurry up and get down to business!
Seizing this rare opportunity, Rudolph's nose glowed red, and a huge roulette wheel composed of children's favorite toy phantoms appeared on the top of his head! In the center of the roulette wheel is a cartoonized Santa Claus head, each grid corresponds to a toy, what water gun air gun four-wheel drive car yo-yo battle spinning top Barbie Yu-Gi-Oh card armor warrior transformation into an armored beautiful girl dress magic wand and the like, the roulette wheel rotates rapidly, and finally the pointer is fixed on a toy four-wheel drive car!
In less than a fraction of a second, this blue-and-white four-wheel drive vehicle was solidified from a virtual shadow, and all four wheels were started, bringing a strong sonic boom! This car did not land on four wheels like an ordinary car, but in the roar of the engine like thunder, it rotated rapidly with its own central axis as the center! At the same time, Rudolph's high-pitched howl sounded:
"Go for it! Whirlwind Charge Tornado!"
Then, this blue and white four-wheel drive vehicle turned into a terrifying blue tornado, and slammed into Xiao Han's defenseless abdomen, after a tooth-sore sound of flesh tearing and bone stubble rubbing, a large hole was drilled in the middle of Xiao Han's stomach, and all kinds of dead black internal organs were clearly visible, all of which were stirred up!
Xiao Han screamed sadly, could no longer control his body, fell heavily to the ground, Rudolph smiled, was about to walk up to mend the knife, but there was a terrible roar of yo yo deer in the distance, so that its face changed greatly, no longer care about the chores in front of him, Rudolph jumped into the sky, his whole body was surrounded by a burst of colorful cartoon stars, flashed, and disappeared!