Chapter 336: Let Me Sleep With You
The sweet potatoes cooked by Tang Xiaosheng were ripe quickly, but the ones that cooked faster than the sweet potatoes were Bai Xiaoxiao. Although it was the second time she went to Tang's house, she was not polite at all, she didn't regard herself as an outsider at all, first picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, then turned on the home theater, and then began to play with the laptop on the sofa, as if she was very familiar with the owner of the house.
When Tang Xiaosheng came to the living room with a plate of freshly cooked sweet potatoes and saw Bai Xiaoxiao's leisurely state, he suddenly felt as if he had become the nanny of this family, and Bai Xiaoxiao seemed to be the real hostess.
Good men don't fight with women, Tang Xiaosheng didn't get mad, he was patient for the time being, and he didn't care about her. What's more, he also wanted to take the opportunity to find out Bai Xiaoxiao's identity and intentions.
"White girl, the sweet potatoes are ready to eat." Tang Xiaosheng brought a plate of sweet potatoes to the table in the living room and put it in front of Bai Xiaoxiao.
Bai Xiaoxiao glanced at the sweet potatoes on the plate, which seemed to be ugly, frowned slightly, and asked, "Is this sweet potato really edible?" ”
"Of course you can eat sweet potatoes, what's the matter, haven't you eaten them?" Tang Xiaosheng asked rhetorically.
Bai Xiaoxiao shook her head: "No." How do you eat sweet potatoes? ”
Although Tang Xiaosheng felt that she was pretending to be innocent, he did not debunk it, but said, "Okay, I'll eat a piece for you first." After that, he picked up a piece of sweet potato, peeled it, and began to eat it. This sweet potato is sweet but not greasy, fragrant and delicious, and tastes great.
Seeing that he ate so with relish, Bai Xiaoxiao finally couldn't help it, she was already hungry, and immediately picked up a piece of sweet potato and learned to peel the potato. A small mouth and a small bite.
"Phew!!"
As a result, after chewing it twice, he immediately spit out the sweet potato in his mouth and complained, "Why is this sweet potato so unpalatable?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng was a little speechless, although this sweet potato is not a delicacy, it is sweet and delicious, no matter how you say it, it will not be difficult to swallow, right? This little white reaction is too exaggerated, isn't it? Normal people eat sweet potatoes, it is impossible to have such a big reaction.
Tang Xiaosheng suspected that Bai Xiaoxiao might be pretending. But looking at her speech and demeanor, it doesn't seem to be like it.
Could it be that Bai Xiaoxiao is not a normal person?
For example, she may be the daughter of a rich family, and she is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, so she is not used to eating sweet potatoes for two yuan a catty. It's just that if she is really the daughter of a rich family, how can she fall here? Still claiming to be homeless, moneyless, and boyfriendless?
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaosheng was even more puzzled about Bai Xiaoxiao's identity. So he asked directly: "White girl, where are you from?" What did your parents do? ”
Bai Xiaoxiao was stunned. Shaking my head: "I am an orphan, without a father, without a mother, without brothers and sisters. After a pause, he emphasized, "No boyfriend." ”
Tang Xiaosheng asked again: "Why did you come to Jinghua City?" ”
Bai Xiaoxiao replied: "I'm here to look for a job." ”
"Why are you pestering me?"
"Because I fell in love with you at first sight, I want to be your girlfriend and take care of you." Bai Xiaoxiao said seriously, she didn't seem to have wavered from this idea all along.
Tang Xiaosheng couldn't understand the most, and she always said that she wanted to be his girlfriend for something, and asked, "Do you understand me?" Do you know who I am? What is it for? ”
Bai Xiaoxiao nodded: "I just learned about it today." You are an actor who is currently preparing for the filming of "The Legend of the New White Lady". After a pause, he pointed to the laptop in front of her desk and said, "Why do you have so many pictures of women on your computer?" ”
Tang Xiaosheng was recently in charge of auditioning for the actress for the role of the White Lady in "The Legend of the New White Lady", and the computer stored a large number of personal information of the actresses who signed up, including their names, measurements, contact information and photos, etc.
Tang Xiaosheng replied truthfully: "These women in the photo. are all actresses who signed up to play the White Lady. ”
Bai Xiaoxiao asked: "Have you found the actor who plays the White Lady?" ”
"Not yet."
"Since there isn't, you let me play it!" At this time, Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly proposed, "I need a job." ”
Listen to her. Tang Xiaosheng's heart was slightly cold, if it weren't for Mr. Jin Yong once saying that the White Lady would not cross, he would have suspected that Bai Xiaoxiao was pierced by the White Lady's soul.
"Do you think I'm suitable to play the White Lady?" Bai Xiaoxiao straightened up, puffed up her chest, posed in a touching and charming pose, and asked.
Tang Xiaosheng looked her up and down a few times, and had to admit that in terms of appearance, Bai Xiaoxiao was indeed beautiful, beautiful, and quite aura. As of today, Tang Xiaosheng has assessed at least 4,000 actresses, and Bai Xiaoxiao is probably the most beautiful one.
Sinking for a while, Tang Xiaosheng suddenly remembered something and asked Bai Xiaoxiao: "You are pestering me so much, just to play the White Lady?" ”
Since being in charge of the audition to play the White Lady actor, Tang Xiaosheng has been harassed by many female actors, and some actresses have flattered Tang Xiaosheng many times in order to get the opportunity to play the White Lady, and even some actresses who have no discipline have sexually hinted at him.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaosheng suddenly understood Bai Xiaoxiao's intentions. She has been pestering him for the past two days, and she has repeatedly said that she wants to be his girlfriend, and her words are ambiguous, is she doing this to get the opportunity to play the white lady?
Bai Xiaoxiao shook her head and denied: "I'm not here to play the White Lady, but I want to be your Lady!" ”
Hearing her explanation, Tang Xiaosheng was even more convinced of his guess, and felt that Bai Xiaoxiao was really inch-inch, and he was so unscrupulous. Tang Xiaosheng himself doesn't like this kind of unspoken game in the entertainment industry, and he is also a little disgusted by the way actresses sell their bodies in exchange for performance opportunities.
After a while, he said to Bai Xiaoxiao: "White girl, if you want to play the white lady, you can go to kung fu to learn wedges, you don't have to come to my house, and you don't have to please me." In addition, although your appearance is very good, your temperament does not match the White Lady, and you are not suitable for playing the White Lady. ”
"Where do I not match the White Lady?" Bai Xiaocher pursed her mouth and asked a little unconvinced.
Tang Xiaosheng explained: "The White Lady is beautiful and generous, gentle and virtuous. And you're messing around, and you won't know anything. ”
Bai Xiaoxiao lowered her head slightly, bit her small mouth, she really didn't know anything, but she still didn't stop there, and said: "I can learn slowly, I will." After a pause, he added, "Actually, I'm also very virtuous. ”
Tang Xiaosheng raised his eyebrows slightly: "Really?" Here's an example. ”
Bai Xiaoliu's eyebrows moved. "Okay, you wait." With that, she got up from the couch and walked briskly towards the kitchen.
She just said that she had injured her foot and couldn't walk, but now she is walking very neatly, and she is really pretending!
Tang Xiaosheng was thinking about it, but at this time, he saw Bai Xiaoxiao walking out of the kitchen. There was an extra bottle of Wuliangye and two wine glasses in his hand. She returned to her seat and placed Wuliangye and wine glasses on the table. said: "Last night, I saw you drinking alone in the living room, as if you were very unhappy. Well, I'll drink with you tonight. ”
Tang Xiaosheng's face was slightly shocked, before he went to bed last night, he did drink two glasses of Wuliangye, slowed down, and asked, "You were peeking at me last night?" ”
"Yes! To be your girlfriend, of course, you have to get to know you first! Bai Xiaoxiao explained seriously. I know you well now. You like instant noodles, sweet potatoes, eight-treasure porridge, and Wuliangye, am I right? ”
Tang Xiaosheng was stunned and didn't speak.
After a moment of silence, he said, "You should rest early." "Finished. Get up and leave.
"Hey, aren't you drinking Wuliangye tonight?" Seeing that he was leaving, Bai Xiaoxiao immediately shouted.
Tang Xiaosheng said lightly: "If you don't drink it, I'm going to sleep too." Good night. ”
"Let me sleep with you!" Bai Xiaoxiao blurted out.
Tang Xiaosheng's brows couldn't help but tighten, how could she dare to say anything, and asked, "Why do you want to sleep with me?" ”
Bai Xiaoxiao pouted and said, "Last night, I saw you sleeping with a plush toy from Naruto while you were sleeping, you must have felt very lonely!" Tonight, why don't you sleep with me in your arms. Although I don't know anything, neither do plush toys, and I think I should be a little better than plush toys! ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng's heart trembled slightly.
I don't know why, he suddenly felt that Bai Xiaoxiao didn't seem to be a liar, her expression, her language, didn't seem to be deliberately disguised. It's just that if she wasn't a liar, why did she pester Tang Xiaosheng for her?
Shen Shen and said, "No need, Xie Lu Xie." ”
After speaking, Tang Xiaosheng turned around and went back to his room, and then took a cold shower. While taking a bath, he has been thinking about Bai Xiaoxiao's identity repeatedly. Just now, when chatting with Bai Xiaoxiao, Tang Xiaosheng had secretly performed the "Soul Transfer Dafa", and he had been performing it for half an hour in succession, but unfortunately, Bai Xiaoxiao had not been hit at all, and his consciousness was always very sober.
The Great Law of Soul Shifting can only control people who are not strong-minded, such as the mentally ill or the cowardly. For normal people who are strong-willed, the "Soul Shifting Dafa" often becomes invalid. However, with Tang Xiaosheng's current internal strength, even if he was an ordinary ordinary person, he had been performing the "Soul Shifting Dafa" for half an hour in a row, and at least seven out of ten would be hit. And Bai Xiaoxiao was always safe and sound, and there was no reaction at all, which shows that Bai Xiaoxiao's mind is much more resolute than ordinary people.
After taking a shower, Tang Xiaosheng was about to rest, but unexpectedly found that the light in the living room was still on, so he returned to the living room. As a result, he unexpectedly found that Bai Xiaoxiao was already asleep on the sofa.
With a sweep of his eyes, Tang Xiaosheng saw that on the table next to the sofa, there was a half-drunk cup of Wuliangye. Obviously, Bai Xiaoxiao had just drunk half a glass of Wuliangye by herself, and it was estimated that her drinking power was too poor, and as soon as the wine entered her stomach, she immediately got drunk and fell into a coma.
"White girl? Wake up! ”
Tang Xiaosheng called out a few times, but unfortunately, Bai Xiaoxiao didn't react, and her delicate cheeks flushed a little crimson, revealing a hint of drunkenness.
"It seems that she is indeed drunk."
Tang Xiaosheng didn't think much about it, picked up Bai Xiaoxiao, left the living room, and came to Xiao Huang Rong's bedroom, then gently lay her on the bed and covered her with a quilt. After covering the quilt, Tang Xiaosheng leaned over to Bai Xiaoxiao's cheek, stretched out his right hand, and gently touched her behind her ear. He suspected that Bai Xiaoxiao might be Ah Zhu, and that she might have used the Transfiguration Technique, so he wanted to see if she was wearing a human skin mask.
As a result, it was found that Bai Xiaoxiao was not disguised at all.
Tang Xiaosheng used to get along with Azhu and knew her a little. He felt that Bai Xiaoxiao and Ah Zhu in front of him felt completely different, and they didn't seem to be the same person.
If Bai Xiaoxiao is not Azhu, then who will it be?
With such doubts, Tang Xiaosheng returned to his room, went to bed, lay down, hugged Haruno Sakura's plush toy, turned off the lights, and after a while, he fell asleep......
Bang!
Boom!
Boom!!
The next morning, before dawn, Tang Xiaosheng was awakened by a messy sound and sat up from the bed suddenly. After staring and listening carefully, I found that these strange noises seemed to be coming from the kitchen at home.
didn't have time to think about it, he immediately got out of bed in a hurry and ran to the kitchen, only to find Bai Xiaoxiao busy in the kitchen, and on the ground, there was a broken ceramic pot and several plates, and fragments of ceramic pieces were scattered everywhere.
"White girl, what are you doing in the kitchen?" Tang Xiaosheng frowned and asked suspiciously.
Bai Xiaoxiao lowered her head slightly, her squeamish face showed a look of shame, her small mouth pursed, and she said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I originally wanted to cook eight-treasure porridge for me, but as a result, I accidentally broke the pot." I didn't mean to. ”
Hearing what she said, Tang Xiaosheng swept it and found that on the stove in the kitchen, there were peanuts, red beans, mung beans, rice and other foods that had been washed, which seemed to be prepared for cooking eight-treasure porridge.
"Why do you want to cook eight-treasure porridge? Don't you like to eat? Tang Xiaosheng asked puzzled.
Bai Xiaoxiao said: "You like to eat eight-treasure porridge, of course I have to learn to cook eight-treasure porridge." I want to be your girlfriend, so naturally I have to learn to take care of you. ”
Tang Xiaosheng was really speechless, she seemed to really regard herself as his girlfriend, and the speed of entering the play was too fast, I had never seen such a cheeky girl.
After a deep sink, Tang Xiaosheng solemnly clarified again: "White girl, I don't care what you think or what your purpose is, but I want to solemnly tell you again, you are not my girlfriend, not now, and never will be." ”
When Bai Xiaoxiao heard this, she was stunned for a while, and said, "I know that I don't know anything now, but I will learn it soon, and I will definitely take care of you, you have to believe me." If I don't do something right, you tell me and I'll change it. ”
Tang Xiaosheng really didn't know what evil she had fallen into, so she was so obsessed, she was silent for a moment, and said, "You go!" ”
Bai Xiaoxiao shook her head and said unusually firmly: "I'm not leaving!" I want to be your girlfriend! ”
What should have been said had already been said, and Tang Xiaosheng didn't know what else Lu Dao could say, so he didn't say anything. After cleaning up the kitchen pieces, he made a bowl of instant noodles, and after eating the noodles, he immediately left the house to prepare to go to work at the kung fu school.
Bai Xiaoxiao followed him all the way to the parking lot of the community, wanting to accompany her, but unfortunately, Tang Xiaosheng did not let her get in the car, but drove away alone.
When he saw Tang Xiaosheng's car driving out of the parking lot, Bai Xiaoxiao didn't stop, and shouted at him: "Don't you want to drive me away!" I'm going to be your girlfriend! ”