Chapter 16 Visiting the Night Market
A buzzing fly seemed to interfere with Li Moyang's train of thought, Li Moyang casually stretched out his chopsticks and pinched them in the air, and unexpectedly, he actually caught the fly.
The scene in front of him made Tang Yuqing stunned again, could this be the legendary high-master martial arts hero?
"Hehe, what a coincidence, unintentionally planted willows and willows." Li Moyang saw that he actually showed his habitual actions of practicing on weekdays, and hurriedly covered it up.
"Hey, too, where did you get so many heroes." Tang Yuqing shook her head, threw the ridiculous thought to the back of her mind, and continued to eat.
Li Moyang went to the kitchen to change a pair of chopsticks and came back, just this time, a pot of boiled fish was gone, and Tang Yuqing ate it all, there were already some soybean sprouts left in the pot, Li Moyang's eyes fell out and he was stunned on the spot with his mouth wide open. Tang Yuqing was a little embarrassed, it was so delicious that she couldn't help it. So she wanted to tell a joke to ease the embarrassment.
"Yang Zai, guess a riddle, I'll reward you if you guess correctly." Tang Yuqing smiled.
"Okay." Li Moyang ate water spinach and muttered listlessly.
"Listen up, contact lenses, lace, hips, thin-legged stewardesses, wild exposure, uncensored, tulle, amateur clothes, so many characteristics are what you men want...... Guess an animal and get a prize for guessing correctly. ”
Tang Yuqing showed a little ambiguous expression on her face, as if she was inducing Li Moyang.
"I'm really, is this Tang Yuqing hinting at something? Have you been conquered by my exquisite cooking skills? This is simply a naked temptation, people are still little brothers, alas, although there is no blood relationship. Li Moyang opened his mouth and looked at Tang Yuqing with a dry mouth.
"Ha Luha, I can't think of it, I think it's crooked, it seems that you are quite lustful at this young age." Tang Yuqing suddenly realized that her riddle was also a little wrong, it seemed that she could have such a yellow joke when she had dinner with her colleagues, but Li Moyang seemed to be a cousin, alas, is this a temptation of a little boy?
Li Moyang looked at Tang Yuqing, and then realized that Tang Yuqing looked similar to what she described in the jokes, with hips and thin legs and breasts, which was very tasteful, but this home outfit looked a bit good, I don't know what Lu Dao would look like when she changed into professional clothes, and she was a little looking forward to it.
"Then I'll also talk about one, a pair of fly mother and son are eating, the son frowned and asked his mother: Mom, why do we have to stand on the stool every day, the stool is so dirty! Mom said: Don't talk about such unhygienic things during meals. ”
"I'm really, you're so filthy, talking about pooping while eating. Oh, you know the answer. Tang Yuqing said a few words, and then understood, it turned out that Li Moyang had already known the answer, and even quickly told a joke to pay tribute to himself, this Li Moyang is not simple, his brain is spinning very fast.
"Actually, what I just talked about is a fly, don't think about it, eat! Walk with me to the night market in the evening and buy you something. ”
Tang Yuqing finished saying this very quickly, and quickly stood up and returned to his room, seeing himself with a spring face in the mirror, Tang Yuqing was ashamed, and actually told an ambiguous joke to the little kid, today is really a bit of a gaffe, maybe it's because of that glass of red wine, maybe maybe it's because of the spring that I really started to think about spring? Tang Yuqing sat in front of the dresser in the room, staring at the mirror in a daze.
Tang Yuqing stayed in the room for more than ten minutes, relieved her mind, and finally suppressed the ** in her heart, thinking nonsense: Li Moyang He is my distant relative, and we are cousins, and it is not right for old cows to eat tender grass. But it seems that he has no relationship with Li Moyang for a dime, even if something happens to him and Li Moyang, it is not **.
Tang Yuqing shook her head, put this mess behind her head for the time being, changed into a tight shirt and long skirt and walked out of the room, because she had just said that she was going to the night market to buy a few clothes for Li Moyang.
Li Moyang's eyes lit up when he saw Tang Yuqing, who was dressed up, this Tang Yuqing changed from time to time.
The shawl's long hair was slightly curled, scattered over the shoulders, the white T-shirt tightly wrapped around the upper body, the towering shuangfeng, the round and slender waist, and the flowing blue long skirt suddenly made Tang Yuqing look charming and delicate, which made Li Moyang's eyes hot for a while.
It seems that when he came to the door in the morning, Tang Yuqing's image of a chartered wife must have been confirmed and it must have been Tang Yuqing's appearance that she had just woken up after returning from a business trip, and now Tang Yuqing is a sexy stunner.
"What to see, little **, let's go, accompany my sister to visit the night market." Tang Yuqing glared at Li Moyang, the strange expression and words almost made Li Moyang go crazy on the spot, his little heart jumped a little, and he couldn't wait to knock down Tang Yuqing immediately.
The delicate and feminine beauty of the Chinese woman is really different from the boldness of the woman of the United States, and it is still more exciting to hold the pipa and half cover her face.
The Taitung Street Night Market is very large and prosperous, with all kinds of food stalls and clothing stalls brightly lit, and the night market is crowded with people, a lively scene.
Tang Yuqing led Li Moyang to choose the clothes of the season in front of one clothing stall after another, in fact, it is a few T-shirts, undershirts, beach pants, slippers and the like, according to Li Moyang's character, which clothes are optimistic, just pay the money and leave, but for Tang Yuqing, or for women, it is a part of life, and shopping is full of challenges and fun.
That is to shop around and bargain for psychological warfare, which can be said to be a common problem of all women in the world. Fortunately, Li Moyang is the first time to go out shopping with a woman, and there is still a sense of novelty, if he is another man, he will either go to a corner to smoke and wait for his own woman, or he will not come out at all.
However, at this time, Li Moyang was full of interest, because his eyeballs were really not enough, and the beauties on the street dazzled him and got lost in the vast waves.
That's called a rough wave, summer is so good, especially in today's society, women seem to be able to let go, a flat-chested airport woman also has to pad something there, plus tight clothes, to attract men's attention.
Women all know the way, men yin! Love and righteousness are invincible to the chest four taels!! The person who keeps saying that he loves you may run away with the bobs one day~~ There is also a big benefit to shopping with Tang Yuqing, these clothing stalls do not have a special dressing room, but they just pull up a curtain at one foot, and the women are interviewing and changing clothes.
And these women only saw Tang Yuqing, but they didn't pay much attention to Li Moyang behind her, and these women didn't care, so they made Li Moyang too addicted, such as the flesh of Bai Huahua who only wore three-point underwear, which made Li Moyang addicted.
Of course, as for whether these women pretended not to see Li Moyang, or deliberately had a spring outbreak, this is not something we can know. Everyone has a love for beauty, anyway, being looked at is not raped, maybe these women can satisfy their inner desire to be rubbed by men by being peeped at a few times, but I don't know.
Not to mention that Li Moyang feasted his eyes on the night market, there were also Zhao Tiezhu, the veteran of the Ice Blue Water Station, and Zhao Tiezhu, a relative of Brother Zhao, at this time he found today's new water delivery worker, Li Moyang, and the sexy woman next to him.
"Tsk, this ** is so big, how cool this should be to the touch." Zhao Tiezhu saw Tang Yuqing's sexy and sultry little appearance, and his heart was a little itchy.
"This little lady seems to be Li Moyang's cousin, tsk, it is said that the two of them live in the same room, which is really cheap Li Moyang's kid." As soon as Zhao Tiezhu thought of this, the anger in his heart became bigger, and his lower body couldn't help but harden, plus Li Moyang didn't take care of himself this afternoon, Zhao Tiezhu planned to tease the sister and brother to dissipate the anger.
But you can't get out on your own, otherwise you will work under the same roof, and you won't be able to get by on the face, and you will be an old man at the water station, so you have to be a little conscious of an old man. Zhao Tiezhu's eyes rolled and he thought of an idea.
Li Moyang walked around Tang Yuqing with a large bag and a small bag, and slowly wandered around. "Sister Xie Lu Shela, let you break the bank."
"And, you think beautifully, I'm afraid that you will embarrass me by the rustic style you wear, and this will be slowly deducted from your salary." Tang Yuqing shook her long hair and said, her hair swept across Li Moyang's cheeks, making Li Moyang's heart itch.
"No, sister, you're a white-collar worker, so don't worry about that." Li Moyang slapped his ass for a while.
"Hmph, what a white-collar worker, I paid my salary today, repaid the loan, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched the rest of the money in my pocket, and sighed: This month's salary is white-collar again, called white-collar workers. The foreman said that it was almost time to pay his salary, and he counted his accommodation expenses, food expenses, lost work expenses, medical expenses, and owed the boss more than 100 yuan, so he was too lazy to collect it, called a blue-collar worker. Tang Yuqing sighed.
"In addition to the working girls on the street, the rest are the so-called white-collar workers. Look at the person who bought the bag, I think she is a white-collar worker, the bag she bought, the workmanship is good, but it is a copycat, LV, have you ever seen LV sold on the street? But when she arrives at the unit tomorrow, she will say to her colleagues, look at the latest LV that my boyfriend bought me, do you know how much it costs? ”
Tang Yuqing pointed to the stall selling bags on the side, and wrote in red and white: "Jiangnan Leather Factory, the largest tannery in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, has closed down!" Huang He, the boss of the bastard, owed 350 million yuan for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and ran away with his sister-in-law! We have no way to take our wallets to pay our salaries. The original price is more than 100, 200, 300 wallets, all 20 yuan! Twenty bucks in all! Yellow Crane Bastard! You're not human! We have worked hard for you for more than half a year, and you don't pay your salary! You pay me back my hard-earned money. ”