Chapter 345: Phoenix Mountain Day Tour 2
"Old Cao, what are you talking nonsense? I made you run crazy as soon as you reached the top of the mountain? Besides, my second dog's animals have been trained by him, and they won't bite at all, who knows how it will be different when it comes to you, it is estimated that it depends on your thick flesh and wants to help you lose weight. Zhou Hu said with a smile.
"Oh, hey, okay, you're a three donkey, I don't care about you now, two dogs, you're a beast-hearted guy, come over to me, damn your feelings, these beasts are all raised by you, since I know that I can run forward and meet these guys, why don't you stop me?" Lao Cao said with a glare.
Zhou Yu scratched his head helplessly and said to Lao Cao: "I said Brother Cao, I know best what these animals are like in my heart, they will never take the initiative to attack you, did you do anything to them?" ”
"What did I do? Isn't my fucking sprint at a speed of 100 meters just to taste the fairy peach that the three donkeys said? I had just run to a few large ponds and encountered these animals, and they wouldn't let me go. Who do you say my brother is? Just a few beasts can stop my desire to taste the peach? Phew! ”
Lao Cao spat fiercely and continued: "Especially the black rabbit riding on the donkey is the most hated, squeezing at me and despising me, so I picked up a stone and flew over, don't you say that my brother is really accurate this time, although he didn't hit the black rabbit but the donkey was beaten by me, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that after the black rabbit screamed a few times, all the animals came to kill me......"
The two men and three women now understand that the emotional Lao Cao has provoked the toothless rabbit, except for Liu Juan'er who doesn't know the details. Everyone mourned for Lao Cao for three minutes, this guy is really powerful. Dare to take the initiative to attack the toothless rabbit, is this rabbit so easy to bully?
At this moment, the open-toothed rabbit riding on the big donkey seemed to understand what Lao Cao was talking about. Raising his little face towards Lao Cao, he opened his teeth and claws again, which scared Lao Cao into a cold sweat, and quickly tugged at Zhou Yu's shirt and asked vigilantly: "I said brother, your rabbit didn't really understand what I said just now, right?" I'll fuck it, isn't this fucking a sperm? ”
Zhou Yu had no choice but to introduce the animals on the mountain and Lao Cao and Liu Juan'er, and repeatedly emphasized that no one could mess with the Toothless Rabbit and Huahua, because they were the eldest of these animals and were very smart.
Although Lao Cao didn't believe it, he still reluctantly accepted the reality in view of the dangerous experience just now.
After admiring the lotus flowers and the bright dragon carp by the pond for a while, they came to the fence where the wild beasts were encircled.
Under the nourishment of space liquid and space water. After a few days of recuperation, the injured animals were completely free from the brink of death and were able to stand up and walk slowly.
Looking at the large group of elegant sika deer and the tall and mighty brown bear, Qingqing and Xiaoxiao happily dragged Liu Juaner around the fence like two children and pointed, and from time to time they put their little hands in to touch the little sika deer.
Zhou Hu was also very happy, these animals were still half-dead when they were carried here, but he didn't expect that he had really let Brother Ergou come alive after just a few days, and it seemed that Brother Ergou could change careers to become a real veterinarian.
As for Lao Cao, although he couldn't see anything on the surface, he was secretly surprised in his heart: these animals are all fucking rare animals. This second dog is really a dog's life, and he can get so much, master!
"I said, brother, where did you steal all that wild animals? I'll go. Even brown bears have them. I can tell you that this bear's paw is a must, why don't our brothers have a good time today and steam two of them to taste? Lao Cao said with a big face.
"Brother Cao. These animals are nationally protected animals, and if you eat one, you will probably have to squat for at least ten years. Do you think it's worth it? ”
"Damn, scare me? Are you scared of me? If no one finds out and eats it, they will eat it. If it is discovered by the people of the Forestry Bureau, it is a little back, and a little back can't complain about the society, let him kill and beat him. ”
Lao Cao's voice was not small, and Liu Juan'er, who was watching the sika deer outside the fence next to him, heard it clearly, and couldn't help glaring at him with disgust, and Lao Cao immediately became dumbfounded.
Seeing that it was getting dark, Zhou Yu led everyone to the courtyard, took out a few small benches for everyone to sit down and rest, and then led Huzi and Lao Cao to pick peaches in the forest.
A large pot of green and crystal peaches was placed on the table, Lao Cao picked up one and looked left and right and was still a little hesitant, frowning and asking: "I said three donkeys, this thing is green, are you sure that it is the fairy peach you are talking about?" ”
"Be sure and sure, if you don't believe it, don't eat it, I'll get one for my sister-in-law first." After Zhou Hu finished speaking, he picked the largest green peach and handed it to Liu Juan'er.
Although Zhou Hu was a little naughty and a little out of tune, Liu Juan'er's senses for this big brother were not bad at all, and she took a small bite of the peach with a smile.
Lao Cao's eyes were sharp, and before Liu Juan'er could put down the peaches, he hurriedly shouted: "Juan'er, why are you biting your tongue, look at it, it's bleeding." ”
"Haha The four people next to him laughed again.
After Liu Juan'er put down the peaches, the two of them naturally understood what was going on, and Lao Cao Ke was not polite, picking up a big peach in one hand and opening the bow left and right, eating it with juice on his face, with a big face black and red together.
After eating four big peaches in one go, Lao Cao patted his stomach and said to Zhou Yu with a big grin: "Brother, the taste of this peach is simply amazing, when I leave, pick ten baskets and eight baskets for me to bring, and I will take them back to my father and my mother-in-law to taste." ”
"Brother Cao, can you hold so many peaches in that car?" Zhou Hu interjected.
"I'll rely on the three donkeys, what do you say I say, you can stick a pole? If you're afraid that I won't be able to take that much, just prepare me another flatbed, and I'll tie the flatbed to my car with a rope and pull it to run the head office, right? ”
Seeing that these two were pinching up again, Zhou Yu hurriedly said: "Okay, Brother Cao, I'll pick as much as you want." You see it's almost noon, what do you and your sister-in-law want to eat? ”
"What to eat, what can you eat? If you want to say that the scenery on this mountain is really good, but what can you eat, it's okay, it's not just an outsider who can get some of it, as long as you don't let me eat grass. ”
Zhou Yu was helpless for a while, his mother's old Cao is good anywhere, but his mouth is too broken, if it weren't for the presence of a lady, Zhou Yu couldn't wait to knock him to the ground and torture him a few times at this time.
Fortunately, there are a lot of vegetables in the mountains, and there are fish in the pond, so I can make a few good dishes. In fact, Zhou Yu was really afraid that Lao Cao would propose to eat the birds he bought the day before yesterday, and he was reluctant to slaughter and eat the birds that he bought for hundreds of yuan to kill Zhou Yu, and he was still waiting for these big guys to continue to lay eggs and lay cubs for themselves.
Just thinking about it, Qingqing asked coldly: "By the way, Zhou Yu, didn't you tell me last night that you still have blue peacocks here?" Why don't you take us to have a look, anyway, everyone has nothing to do today, and it doesn't matter if you eat later. ”
It was really a word to wake up the person in the dream, Lao Cao's eyes lit up and hurriedly said: "Brother Zhou, I remember what I want to eat at noon today, just get a big turkey and roast it, the taste and taste are not changed even if you give a fairy." After speaking, Lao Cao also stretched out his tongue and added a circle of fat big lips.
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Due to the relationship of time, he did not eat roast turkey for dinner, and Zhou Yu gritted his teeth and slaughtered a blue peacock with blood dripping from his heart. Not only was he distressed, Qingqing and Xiaoxiao wiped their tears when they saw such a beautiful big peacock being slaughtered. Fortunately, Lao Cao's mouth is neat, and he told them that this thing is similar to a house finch in India, even in China, it is a grade like a broiler, which is used to kill and eat meat.
Lunch was eaten under the big ginkgo tree in front of the yard. There are not many dishes but the amount is large enough, a large pot of stewed blue peacocks, and the burst of fresh fragrance wafted out before I ate it, which made people swallow saliva. A large pot of carp stewed is to stew eggplant, potatoes and other vegetables with carp in the mish, the fish meat has the fragrance of vegetables, and the vegetables have the fresh fragrance of carp. In addition to the two hard dishes, there are four stir-fried vegetarian dishes, which are green in color and light in taste, but they have won the unanimous praise of the three ladies.
Zhou Yu estimated that his wine was almost good, so he took a moment to run to the orchard and came back with a barrel of wine. (To be continued......)