Chapter 155: You Are a Goddess
Love is spicy.
It is said, but it is said that there is a female netizen who took a plane thousands of miles away to visit a male netizen in a different place. The male netizen invited the female netizen to eat 6 yuan of Malatang, and then even saved the money for opening the house, and forcibly OOXX her 13 times in one night.
It's terrible, it's crazy, it's so hungry and thirsty.
Because of such a stalk, the Internet began to become popular, and the word 'Malatang' became a code word for netizens to talk about. Zhou Yang asked Liang Xiaowan darkly: "I invite you to eat Malatang, do you dare to eat it?" ”
Liang Xiaowan blinked, and said with a very stupid and innocent face: "Malatang? Okay, good, I've never eaten Malatang in Xichuan! ”
"Poof......
"Poof......
When Li Mingrui and Zhang Qian heard this, they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Zhang Qian glanced at Zhou Yang resentfully, and said in her heart Aren't you responsible for Chen Xue'er to the end, don't you love anyone but her? Why now, ahhh
Li Mingrui's feeling is also weird, although Liang Xiaowan is just his cousin, but seeing his cousin being taken into the pit in a daze, he still can't help but remind: "Sister, do you know what the three words 'spicy hot' mean?" ”
"What does it represent?" Liang Xiaowan looked curious about the baby.
"Uh, that's it, uh......" Li Mingrui said in shame.
"What, which one?" As a daughter, Liang Xiaowan usually has too many things to do in piano, chess, books, painting, racing, taekwondo, golf, and family business. When it comes to the Internet, she has very little contact with it.
"It's nothing ......" Zhou Yang glanced at Li Mingrui, and then explained matter-of-factly: "Spicy and fragrant." I invite you to taste all the flavors of life! The reason why they are so nervous is because Malatang has a bit of a heavy taste, and I am afraid that you can't stand it if you like small freshness. ’
"Is that what you mean?" Liang Xiaowan just doesn't have much contact with the Internet, but she is very elf, and when she saw Zhang Qian and her cousin Li Mingrui with strange expressions, she couldn't help but be a little suspicious.
"Pretty much." Although Li Mingrui was a little unhappy with Zhou Yang's verbal teasing of his high-ranking cousin, he thought that the happiness of himself and Zhang Qian in the future was in the hands of Zhou Yang, the 'master of love'. Now I have to round this evil little lie for him.
"That's right, that's nothing, my mouth is not picky. Any heavy taste is acceptable. Liang Xiaowan agreed on the spot, and took the initiative to ask Zhou Yang: "What time, where, and where to eat?" ”
Ahem, ahem.
Although Zhilu Dao, this is just a kind of lip service. But Zhou Yang was still a little excited by his imaginary picture. Think about it. If you can have a spicy meal with such an angel face, devil figure, and proud 36E daughter, and then XXOO and ten times eight times in one night, what a crazy and exciting life experience it will be.
"Whatever you want, Miss Liang, when you want to eat, when you call me, I will definitely be on call!" Zhou Yang swore authentically.
"That's good. I think it's tomorrow night, just the two of us going alone! Liang Xiaowan has always wanted to find a chance to be alone with Zhou Yang. In this way, she can get what kind of demon moth happened to Vice Mayor Li's family from him, in order to judge whether she can escape the fate of 'the marriage of the Li and Liang families'.
"Sister, you are all famous flowers, don't talk nonsense if you have something, don't eat some things indiscriminately." Li Mingrui reminded implicitly.
"That's it, Sister Xiaowan," Zhang Qian couldn't help but say: "Malatang is not so delicious......
"What's wrong?" Liang Xiaowan said with a cute face: "Could it be that Malatang is easier to get hot than hot pot?" ”
"It's not enough to get on the fire, but there is an ingredient in the spicy tang that makes people dizzy and paralyzed, if you go alone with someone, you have to be careful of his salty feet!" Zhang Qian thought to herself, Sister Xiaowan, my sister can only help you get here.
"How dare he!" Liang Xiaowan said proudly: "Sister's taekwondo is not practiced in vain, specializing in all kinds of ill-intentioned lustful people......"
"That's right, my sister is a third-stage black belt in taekwondo, and ordinary people can't get close to her at all!" Li Mingrui thought of this, and he was relieved at once.
Zhou Yang listened to it in his ears, but he felt that there was a different kind of stimulation.
As the saying goes, if a fat person practices yoga for three months, then he will become a soft fat person.
And if a girl ends up practicing taekwondo for three months, then she will become a girl who is both soft and strong.
Zhou Yang likes the kind of soft girl who is both rigid and soft, and thinks that if one day, Liang Xiaowan and her have some 360-degree side flips, upside downs, and various super difficult novel postures, it must be very fragrant and exciting.
……
After only one meal, Zhou Yang couldn't help but think about Liang Xiaowan several times in his heart. There is no doubt that Liang Xiaowan is the peerless beauty who makes men stimulate a large number of male hormones, make you love it, and increase your desire to conquer.
Zhou Yang originally wanted to strike while the iron was hot, and under the prodding of Zhang Qian and Li Mingrui, he performed some close-quarters magic tricks to Liang Xiaowan. However, when he recorded and broadcast "Love and Love" before, he consumed the time to land on the island when he was a level 9 apprentice. Now the local tyrant space is temporarily blocked, not only can it not land on the island, that is, it is impossible to use the 'save one' and 'take one' by overlooking the thumbnail.
At present, if you want to restart the local tyrant space, you must break through and upgrade again and reach level 10 apprentices. Looking at the data of local tyrants, the 'admiration value' of women required for upgrading is more than enough, but the 'worship value' of men is still far from the same. When Zhou Yang thought of this, he weighed it in his heart, but he thought about it.
It is the same as women who constantly turn 'strangers' into 'my friends' through the way of 'blind date', and then pull them to the 'blacklist' through 'savage extraction' to obtain a large amount of 'love value' on them. For men, you can try to constantly turn 'strangers' into 'my friends' under the guise of 'recruitment', and then pull them to the 'blacklist' through 'violent extraction' to obtain a large amount of 'worship value' on them.
Blind date, you can go on a single blind date, you can go on a group blind date.
Recruitment, either individually or collectively.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yang immediately called Chen Xueer and asked her to fabricate and publish the information of 'high-salary recruitment' on the Xichuan recruitment website. At the same time, it is the same as hiding his true identity when he was on a 'blind date', Zhou Yang himself is in this 'recruitment' for the sake of pure 'worship value', so many of the information that people who come through this way are also fake.
This is, of course, only one aspect of the long term.
On the other hand, after Zhou Yang said goodbye to Liang Xiaowan and Li Mingqing, he left his 'godsister' Zhang Qian and asked her to call the boys of the 'golden part-time team'.
"It's so late, will they come back?" Zhang Qian asked worriedly.
"I call, they probably won't come out 100 percent. But Sissi, no matter how late it is, they will definitely come out! Zhou Yang smiled:
"Because, you are their goddess!" (To be continued......)