My name is Salty Salt, the salty of salted duck eggs, and this name was chosen for me by Hei Xi.

Later, my grandmother told me the origin of my name because on the day I was born, my two older brothers were sitting in the hospital corridor eating fast food, and they bought more than 100 meals in the restaurant, and the boss gave them an extra salted duck egg.

I'm a very beautiful little girl, everybody says so.

Who do you ask?

There are fathers, there are Xiaobai, there are two uncles, two aunts, grandfathers, grandmothers, grandfathers, grandmothers...... There are a lot of them, anyway, the points can't be counted.

Of course, Xianxian is just a nickname, my big name is Yu Xian, and the elegant 'Xian'.

My big name is my mother's little white Da.

However, every time someone calls me 'Yu Xian', my father will frown, I think he should not like my name, otherwise how can that expression be as ugly as the shit pulled by stepping on the 'meat ball'?

Oh, and by the way, 'Meatball' is my domestic pit bull that last month enlarged the belly of Commissar Zhang's family next door, Haisen.

Without further ado, I just said that my dad didn't like my name.

A few days ago, Xiaobai secretly told me that my name was given by an uncle, and she wanted me to grow up like a lady. Dad liked this name very much at first, until one day, when he learned the origin of this name, he was very angry, and he wanted to change the name on my household registration book without saying a word.

But after the last, of course, he didn't change it, because Xiaobai didn't agree, and he couldn't help it, who let him listen to Xiaobai.

Having said so much, I forgot to introduce my father, his name is Yu Shaoting, a local tyrant who is willing to contract fish ponds for Xiaobai, but he is also a man with a very small heart.

Why do you say that he is careful?

Because once, I saw him use French that ordinary people don't understand, instigating Cheng Cheng to ride a twisting car to bump into an uncle who was chatting with Xiaobai, and then he himself went over, reprimanded Cheng Cheng, and said to the uncle without changing his face: "The child is not sensible, don't go to your heart." ”

That night, Cheng Cheng got a brand new set of Lego unopened.

Later, I learned that the uncle was Xiaobai's former husband, and it turned out that what was said on the Internet was not wrong, my mother was really my father who came back from someone else's house over the wall.

Xiaobai is very beautiful, although she is thirty-one years old this year.

My grandmother told me that Xiaobai deliberately took a break from school in order to give birth to me, but it didn't matter, because she is now a doctoral student.

Sometimes I will follow Xiaobai to school, and my uncles and aunts like me very much, saying that Xiaobai and I are a beautiful embryo carved out of a mold.

Dad always had reservations about this.

Once when I came back from school, I told my dad that it was Xiaobai's tutor who drove us, and the tutor was about the same age as my father, and it was said that he was still single, and he often bought me candy to eat.

But my father said: "Your mother's doctoral school, the ratio of men and women is seriously imbalanced, and the old antiques who are locked up in the laboratory all day long doing research, it is rare to see a woman, who is still relatively young, and the sows have all competed against Diao Chan." ”

Although I didn't quite understand what he was saying, I knew that my father was jealous, even though he looked disapproving.

……

Everyone said that my birth was a middle-aged birth for my father.

Later, I asked my dad what middle-aged means, and he straightened his face and confiscated my favorite White Rabbit toffee.

I told Xiaobai about this, and after Xiaobai heard it, he couldn't stop laughing, hugged me, kissed me hard, and said, "Your father is called middle-aged." ”

But Dad, it seems that he has never admitted that he is middle-aged.

Xiaobai and his father had a total of three children, I am the youngest, and there are two older brothers, Yu Jingxi and Yu Jingcheng.

Last time, I passed by Grandpa Liang's house with a small shovel, and his nanny immediately ran into the house with two pots of chrysanthemums for sunbathing at the door, and I heard her say behind her back: "Fortunately, there is only one light here today." ”

The people in the compound called us 'the three lights of the Yu family', which I didn't understand, but Nozomi told me that it was definitely not a good thing.

Hehi also said that all slander stems from jealousy.

I think I probably understood.

……

I love sleeping with Xiaobai at night, but every time, when I wake up, I find myself in my own bed.

Therefore, I always pray that my father will have a conflict with Xiaobai, and only then will Xiaobai come and sleep with me until dawn.

A child in our class, her parents quarreled all day and divorced, but I didn't worry about it, if one day Xiaobai was going to divorce his father, I would tell the judge that I would follow Xiaobai, as for Xixi and Chengcheng, it would be better to live with Dad.

In this way, if Dad remarries, with Xixi and Chengcheng by his side, his inheritance does not have to be divided too much to his new wife.

I revealed the idea to my dad, who didn't say anything, but that night, he scolded me for soiling the company contract and took the opportunity to beat me up.

……

Yesterday, Xiaobai and his father had an awkward quarrel because of a trivial matter, and neither of them cared about anyone, and they did not reconcile immediately after the quarrel as before.

The next day, Xiaobai went to school early in the morning.

Xixi secretly told me that Xiaobai and his father have not reconciled yet, this