232 A penny forced the gods to death

Wages?!

In ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, I have never heard of any immortal who asks the gods to pay salaries.

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't it be the people below who take the initiative to be filial and pay money in order to be motivated? ! Feng Xiaoxiao was a little stunned.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with her opinion, the heroes who have cultivated or can become gods in the past, whether they are foreign or domestic, are all powerful people who have been extremely famous or capable in the worldly realm, and when these people become gods, their pursuit goals have long been out of the low-level interest of gold and silver materials for a long time.

What's more, even if the gods have some material pursuits, they rely on believers to worship with incense, and they have never heard of relying on the divine court to pay salaries......

It's just that the situation is a little different now, and there is no doubt that these monks who will be promoted have not yet reached such a high level, they have no followers, and they have no financial resources. It's a good thing to become a god, but if you can't eat after becoming a god, what will you do with a normal life in the future?!

The middle-aged man wiped his cold sweat, noticed Feng Xiaoxiao's surprised expression, and knew that the other party hadn't even thought about paying his salary.

"Miss Wind." After thinking about it again and again, the middle-aged man couldn't help but blushed and said euphemistically: "Actually, we ...... There is no Bigu. ”

The crowd behind the middle-aged man nodded wildly.

You don't have ass yet?! You guys have little JJs and I have nothing to do with them! …… Feng Xiaoxiao thought about it and said euphemistically: "If you really can't stand it, you can consider doing odd jobs outside during the rest time after you are busy with your main job?!" ”

The middle-aged man burst into tears in an instant.

The profession of immortals sounds quite glamorous, but the benefits are not as good as those of migrant workers, so it is too much - requiring full-time. I don't pay my salary yet, I don't talk about it for nothing, and I don't even seem to have food and shelter......

The first signing meeting of the representative local immortals had to be interrupted due to the first sudden practical problem, and the middle-aged people and their party temporarily retreated, and re-settled in the hotel where they had settled down and waited for the results to be discussed here, so when Fu Xi revised the foundation of the Divine Court and came out of the gate, what he saw was the picture of Feng Xiaoxiao grabbing his hair with a sad face in the living room and discussing with Li Xiao and Yang Yan.

Yang Yan was the first to find Fu Xi going downstairs, raised his hand to say hello and asked by the way: "By the way, Brother Xi, have you fallen in that matter?!" His wife is still in the underworld. ”

Fu Xi flicked the dust on his cuffs and raised his eyes lightly: "I have used a paper crane to send a message." Presumably, Poseidon is already rushing to the underworld. "The paper crane is still folded by the wind and hand. When Fu Xi released it with his own hands last night, he instantly felt extremely satisfied with the happiness of a husband and wife.

"Paper cranes?! How is this going to find Poseidon?! "Let's not consider the waterproof material, if you want to find someone, you must have a receiving address. Yang Yan expressed great interest in this wonderful little supernatural power.

Feng Xiao happily explained: "Brother Xi asked Hades for Poseidon's hair. ”

Yang Yan is a smart person, and he understands the principle of the paper crane looking for people as soon as he hears it. It's basically what DNA tracing means. But there's obviously another question worth paying attention to here: "What is Hades doing collecting Poseidon hair for?!" ”

"It wasn't he who collected it. It was Poseidon who had gone to the underworld before...... Hades wasn't really sure which one it was. Anyway, he asked his subordinates to sweep all the places in his palace that could be swept, and finally gave Brother Xi a handful. So the paper cranes she folded last night were also counted in terms of beatings, and more than 100 of them were released.

"......" Yang Yan suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Bo Saidong.

A handful of hair. It represents the recipient of a handful. In other words, overnight, the kidnapping of Poseidon's wife could spread throughout Olympus.

The party and the people will never let you go of exposing other people's privacy like this! Brother Xi! …… Of course, no one has the power to punish him successfully.

Yang Yan silently twisted his head back, coughed dryly and asked casually, "Where did we discuss just now?!" Oh yes, solve the problem about the treatment, welfare and living conditions of the grassroots immortals?! ”

This is a serious subject, if the grassroots migrant workers ...... No, it is the life problems of the gods that cannot be effectively solved, so from a practical point of view, no matter how enthusiastic those people want to become gods, they will definitely bow down at the feet of RMB in the end.

You can't starve the gods to death, and then collectively transfer to be employees of the underworld, right?!

Fu Xi didn't know what happened before Lu Dao, so he walked straight to Feng Xiaoxiao's side, sat down and listened to the situation, and the current speaker was Yang Yan.

"Based on the experience of summarizing the myths and stories in the past, I have roughly summarized the channels of the economic sources of the immortals, which are usually two aspects...... MLM and merchandising. Yang Yan spoke sonorously and forcefully, and his eyes were full of the confident look of a successful businessman.

Fu Xi didn't know why, Li Xiao's hand trembled, and a drop of ink dotted on the notebook that was about to take notes.

"......" Feng Xiaoxiao wiped her sweat silently: "You said to be specific?!" ”

"Everyone should know what MLM means." Yang Yan conformed to public opinion and began to explain: "Whether it is at home or abroad, everyone knows that the immortals of the Dao mainly rely on incense in the mortal world. And how did this offering incense come about?! Of course, it is all kinds of brainwashing propaganda that make believers believe, such as Brother Xinchun's full state...... Cough! Sorry to say that it is easy to say, for example, if you want to ask for wealth and worship the god of wealth, and if you want to ask for a son to worship the son of Kannon, because the relationship between the priesthood is different, believers who have their own desires will worship the god for a certain wish. ”

"And before that, how can you convince someone that worshipping you will help him fulfill his wishes?! This requires brainwashing and propaganda work in the early stage. Yang Yan carefully analyzed: "Will those who worship the gods come true their wishes?!" Apparently impossible. This is the same as most of the people who join the pyramid scheme will lose money, only a very small number of lucky people are selected and used as an example to give out some benefits to the public...... So how can people be willing to send you money on the premise of inaction or inaction?! This is the power of MLM or branding. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao was silent for another ten minutes: "...... In short, you mean to develop believers, and then let them make voluntary offerings to the gods, right? ”

Li Xiao hurriedly wrote down Feng Xiaoxiao's words, and directly ignored Yang Yan's previous explanation.

Yang Yan nodded in approval: "If you look at Shenting as a company, the first step is to create and develop the brand, and it is necessary to establish a good corporate image, which is conducive to sustainable development." ”

This sentence can be had, continue to record...... Li Xiaoyun's pen is flying.

"But there's one more point here." Yang Yan glanced at the record on Li Xiao's notebook: "Shenting is not a legitimate existence like a real company, if it is really fanfare, it will definitely be pinched with the government." Therefore, development cannot be put on the bright side, but can only be promoted secretly...... Well, basically you think of it as an underworld gang that works pretty much the same. ”

“…… Let's go back and consult Xiao Jiang. Feng Xiaoxiao was speechless: "Continue to talk about the sales problem?!" ”

"Once you've established a few positive demonstrations with a good image, it's time to start selling." Yang Yan gave an example: "Each immortal has its own ability, if you want to make money, you can sell those derivative products brought by your own ability, for example, Li Xiao sold pills before, this is a way to generate income, for example, you can help people heal injuries can also be regarded as a project, the land god can sell the native minerals on his mountain, and the water god can sell aquatic products...... I don't need to give examples of all of these, right?! Even if there are some procedural problems that cannot be sold to the worldly world, it is completely possible to communicate with each other within ourselves! ”

So does it mean that all the gods can be self-employed?!

It is even possible that self-employed people may not be able to do it, and they have to regress to barter in primitive society...... Feng Xiao burst into tears, and instantly felt that the original tall and glorious image of the fairy had been lowered several notches.

Fu Xi finally understood what these people were discussing, and to put it bluntly, it was just one word - money.

"Why bother." Fu Xi frowned impatiently: "The five ghosts are lucky, and iron is turned into gold...... Could it be that the man of God will be short of money. ”

The three of them, led by Feng Xiaoxiao, worshipped in various ways, and even Yang Yan was silently jealous, and pressed the words that almost rushed out of his mouth to ask for guidance and guidance, and coughed and said sternly: "In a legal society, how can we do such a thing that destroys the market order!" ”

Feng Xiaoxiao thought about it and shook his head bitterly: "Yes, Brother Xi, your methods are only suitable for emergencies, but if you want to use conventional means, it will disrupt the market in a few days, and when the time comes, we will accidentally point out too much gold, and accelerate the depreciation of the currency of the Celestial Empire for hundreds of thousands of years, and the people of the whole country will jump off the building." ”

Fu Xi's suggestion was refuted, so he simply didn't want to: "Come if you want to, if you don't want to come, do you want me to beg them to become immortals?!" If they don't want to, don't come. ”

This is a hands-off deal, which means that you have difficulties, I know the way, but you have difficulties and want to recruit yourself, love does not come, anyway, so many people do not worry about pulling out a few dead eyes.

The remaining three people looked at each other, and Feng Xiaoxiao was still more kind and pointed at Li Xiao: "Why don't you explain the two methods and situations that the second brother said just now to those people?!" If necessary, we can also introduce Xiao Jiang to guide the ......"

Li Xiao was silent, put away his notebook and nodded, turned around and went out to contact.

I don't know if Lu Dao revealed a little Fuxi's attitude while conveying Yang Yan's suggestion, and a few people re-entered the door that afternoon, expressing their willingness to overcome all difficulties to become gods...... Middle-aged people are not among them.

Feng Xiaoxiao distributed contracts to people one by one, and asked the others casually: "That uncle and the others are going back?!" "It's a rare opportunity, dear, after this god position is given away, it will not be so simple to become an immortal and a god in the future.

"......" one of them paused: "Well, Master Xue wants to become a god for his wife, but ......" (to be continued......)