0408 Jokes

At half past three, the meeting began on time, and it was only two weeks before the last regular meeting, so it was reasonable that the meeting should not be held frequently, but Huang Guangyu's various initiatives were full of tricks, and there was always a reason for the church.

This meeting, simply put, is another upgrade of the year-end reserves, a crazy upgrade-

From December 30th to January 2nd, as long as the money of 10 million or more is temporarily deposited in the United Bank for a few days, even if it is current, it will receive 0.5% interest income, and as a referee within the bank, it will also directly receive a 0.1% reward. Of course, the premise is that it is not the original deposit of the Bank.

Compared to the reward given at the beginning of the month, this exaggerated policy is undoubtedly more intuitive and crazy, and has basically reached the point of completely ignoring the regulators.

After hearing about the latest policy, a younger acting branch president asked, "Can this incentive be ...... Is it on the LED screen? ”

Huang Guangyao looked at him and seemed to smile: "What do you say?" ”

Zhang Zizi of the branch knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly lowered his head and remained silent.

Huang Guangyao spread his arms and said: "All this happened under the table, although everyone knows it, although all the banks are doing it, this is still a secret, and it is clear that propaganda is to declare war with the CBRC, don't do such stupid things." ”

Everyone nodded.

Li Zhixing frowned and asked, "How can this 0.5% income be cashed out?" ”

"As usual." Huang Guangyao replied immediately.

Li Zhixing nodded knowingly.

On the other side, Xiao Donghai asked respectfully: "President Huang, there are many corporate customers. If it's inconvenient or don't care about this small part of the interest, can we consider sending something to the leader who is in charge of this matter? ”

"Yes, yes, yes." The person next to him thought that the branch president nodded and said, "Apple has a new model, let's get dozens of units to send out, and the effect is absolutely good." ”

"Stop with that." Huang Guangyao immediately raised his hand and shouted, "Don't drag us to the level of those small banks that don't enter the stream, this kind of gift-giving behavior will only make people look down." In addition, giving expensive gifts is also clearly stepping on the red line, as I said at the beginning. The value of a single gift should not exceed 500 yuan. ”

Xiao Donghai nodded again and again. Don't dare to say more.

Huang Guangyao saw that everyone didn't ask any more questions, so he put together the material, leaned back in his chair and said, "This month, I do the first thing every morning. It's just about looking at the deposit. So far, you've done a good job. Push hard. As long as you survive this month, next year will be a good day. I confess that my bet is on the whole bank. Even the heaviest in the industry, but I can also be sure that following me is definitely the most profitable in the industry. ”

Everyone smiled, this is true, Huang Guangyao puts a lot of pressure on people, but he gives people the same amount of bonuses, which makes everyone like a chicken blood, under the dual effect of pressure and motivation, indomitable. Even the old president of the Southern District Branch, who is not very energetic on weekdays, is like a young man this month, trotting all the way to everything, for fear of delaying for a second.

"Business, I think everyone is tired of hearing about it." Huang Guangyao smiled and waved his hand, "Let's talk about something else, let's talk about the charity dinner first, the guest invitation list has been sent out, it's all right?" ”

"No problem."

"It's okay on my side."

Everyone patted their chests and said that people can definitely make an appointment.

At this time, Huang Guangyao looked at Lin Qiang again and snorted at him: "I didn't see you talking, what's the matter, does Luo Yongsheng have time?" ”

"No problem." Lin Qiang had to nod his head, "It's decided, he will come." ”

Thinking of this, Lin Qiang hurriedly asked, "By the way, I haven't attended the dinner, can I bring my family to this dinner?" ”

"Hehe......"

There was a burst of laughter on the field, Lin Qiang was Lin Qiang after all, he was still too young to see the world. Lin Qiang didn't care, if he didn't understand, he didn't understand, if he hadn't seen the world, he hadn't seen the world, Lao Tzu would see it sooner or later, if he didn't understand it now, he would ask, it would be better than being ugly then, right? How stupid it would be if no one else brought a partner and brought it yourself.

"Yes, only one person." Huang Guangyao nodded and smiled, "It can be a lover or a child, our dinner party is also a social venue, and some people hope to use this occasion to introduce their independent children into the circle." ”

Zhu Fengshan smiled and patted Lin Qiang beside him: "If you want to bring a few more people, you need to apply in advance, and if the other party's status is enough, we will send out more invitations." But this is not usually the case, those people are very tired of all kinds of banquets in their hearts, and they usually don't do such a thing as dragging their families with their mouths. ”

"Oh oh...... Lin Qiang asked again, "Almost, everyone will bring a partner, right?" ”

Zhu Fengshan nodded: "Yes, don't be alone." ”

"Ha Lu Ha!" Everyone laughed again.

Xiao Donghai, who was in the distance, took the opportunity to joke: "Lin Qiang, don't you ...... that person That Zheng Shuai brought it! It has to be a woman! ”

"Hahaha!" The crowd laughed again.

With Lin Qiang's popularity, Zheng Shuai's reputation has also spread, although this young man has been on the second line for a long time, but he is not mediocre at the grassroots level, the supervisor takes care of everything very well after the private business, plus he was originally famous in the branch, and now with Lin Qiang's east wind, almost everyone knows it.

His relationship with Lin Qiang is needless to say. Xiao Donghai used the topic of "bringing a lover" to pull out that Lin Qiang took Zheng Shuai to the banquet, which was really a big joke.

Even Huang Guangyao hid his face and laughed.

Lin Qiang can only smile and giggle with Da Lang on the surface, he is not a person who can't afford to joke, if these words come out of Zhu Fengshan's mouth, he will only laugh and laugh, and accompany everyone to have fun, but when it comes out of Xiao Donghai's mouth, the taste is always a little sour.

If you don't respond, I'm a little sorry for the way I've always behaved.

"If I take Zheng Shuai, what can President Xiao do?" Lin Qiangqiang smiled and said, "Governor Xiao brought his lover here, is he going to drive a Jinbei car?" ”

As soon as Lin Qiang's joke came out, the taste was not right.

The crowd, who was still laughing easily, immediately stopped their mouths.

Xiao Donghai messes around, everyone knows it, and Lin Qiang is almost the last one to know it. It's just because Xiao Donghai has always been taken care of by Rosa in the past, and there are too many things after Chen Xingyuan took the throne, so he didn't have time to clean up this mouse, and in the Huang Guangyao era, Xiao Donghai took advantage of his son's school for the first time to hug this golden thigh, so he didn't poke a big deal.

And Lin Qiang, who doesn't mention which pot to mention, just made such a joke on such a serious occasion at the meeting, which made everyone smell a strong smell of gunpowder.

Xiao Donghai, Xiao Donghai, just joking, but when it comes to Lin Qiang's head, he is not a master who saves face.

Xiao Donghai was also speechless at this time, his two eyes stared at Lin Qiang stiffly, starting to turn red from his neck and seeping to his face, he swallowed and spit, and forced himself to reply: "I...... I must have brought my wife here. (To be continued......)