Chapter 389: Eloquence
Gu Xiaolin followed the middle-aged man to a basement, passed through a secret passage, and came to the legendary Mystery Affairs Division. The furnishings here are interesting, a bit like the Hitler wolf's den depicted in the documentary, with almost no ornaments, and the people in it are in a hurry, and they don't talk to each other, just silently shuttle back and forth.
Gu Xiaolin thought about it, this Department of Mystic Affairs was not affiliated with a certain religion, so even any of his symbols would make those extreme fundamentalists think wildly, if you want to make these believers with strange fantasies feel that they are not biased, the only way is to remove all possible symbols.
As a result, it became a completely rudimentary but extremely solid bunker.
After the middle-aged man took Gu Xiaolin to a door, he left, Gu Xiaolin pushed open the door and saw a young lady sitting at a desk without any nameplate on it, so he could only open his mouth and ask:
"Miss, this is ......"
"What do you want to do?" The young lady asked very enthusiastically.
"I am Gu Xiaolin, the Dragon Prince of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, she is the person in charge of a maritime city in the Pacific Ocean, her name is Yi Qinglian." Gu Xiaolin introduced.
The young lady's face changed again and again, and then she immediately dialed the phone, and soon several guards rushed in from outside, looking at Gu Xiaolin nervously.
"I'll try to make sure I don't put pressure on you, I just want to explain something." Gu Xiaolin smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be better if we could be friends with each other?" ”
"You've killed so many of our friends...... said one of the guards.
"If someone bursts into your room with a gun and shoots at you, do you have to stop resisting just because he's a friend of your friend? This logic is a bit wrong, you fired at us first, but it's a pity that we used our own energy to shoot those missiles back into your ship, and we are also to blame for this? Gu Xiaolin shrugged and said.
"But you also slaughtered the Japanese ghosts and gods, how do you explain this!" Another guard said.
"Your head didn't arrive. I don't want to make too many statements about this issue. Gu Xiaolin shook his head.
Yi Qinglian walked up to the front desk lady and said, "I need to find the chief of the United Nations Department of Mystery Affairs, please inform him." ”
"Do you mean Mr. Ipaz?" "Mr. Ipas stepped down five days ago, and Mr. Jacob is now the interim director of the United Nations Department of Mysteries. ”
"I see." Yi Qinglian smiled, and then said to the young lady, "Then please call Mr. Jacob." ”
"It's good." The young lady nodded.
Yi Qinglian looked at Gu Xiaolin's questioning eyes, so she said, "Mr. Ipas advocated for me to make a maritime city at that time, if it wasn't for him. I probably haven't been able to touch that approval until now, and that Mr. Jacob ......"
"That's me." A black man came out and said, "Miss Yi Qinglian is still so beautiful, Ha Luha." ”
"Xie Lu, thank you for complimenting my girlfriend." Gu Xiaolin saw the black man's expression, knew what he meant, and immediately blocked Yi Qinglian behind him.
"Don't worry, I did mean to fall in love with her before, but now, hehe, who has anything to do with her. That's all looking for death, and actually going against the Americans is really asking for trouble. The black man said coldly.
"Oh? What happened to the Americans? If the Americans were really so powerful, he would have ignored the coordination of the UN Department of Mysteries. If we guess wrong, the United States has not yet obtained the so-called superpowers, assuming you really have a Wolverine, Hulk or something. It's been a long time since the world has been armed, halu ha! Gu Xiaolin said-for-tat.
"Sure enough, you have sharp teeth like a dragon, I wonder if you can breathe fire?" The black man sneered.
"Yes. But who will spit on it, how rude. Gu Xiaolin sneered and took out a cigarette, his left hand snapped in front of him, and the tobacco immediately burned, Gu Xiaolin actually had no addiction to smoking, but he must be angry with this man, he took a big puff of cigarette, spit on the man's face and said: "In our place, the dragon is a kind of divine beast, not as brutal as your legend." ”
Jacob didn't dare to move, he didn't see the other party make fire, he had seen a lot of cigarettes lit with his fingers, but this was the first time that he couldn't see the sparks, he said: "Do you Hongmen let you be so unruly?" ”
"Hongmen is our friend, and the East China Sea Dragon Palace is not a subordinate of Hongmen." Gu Xiaolin snuffed out his cigarette and said, "When will our matter be accepted?" ”
Jacob smiled helplessly: "I want to hurry up too, but you also know it." ”
"Give me the exact time." As soon as Gu Xiaolin shook his hand, a large stream of water shot out from between his fingers, immediately filling the ground of the bunker with a large amount of water.
"You're challenging the judiciary." Jacob said nervously.
"Next time it's your head." Gu Xiaolin raised his fingers flat, and a stream of water directly penetrated the wall, shooting out quickly, almost through all the walls, and then pushed five or six meters in the dirt before stopping, Gu Xiaolin said: "Bureaucracy is very prevalent in China, and you Westerners can't play with us Orientals, so give me an explanation." ”
"Next month." Jacob nervously said, "I have to call the standing directors around me and ask them to send ......."
"Tomorrow." Gu Xiaolin shrugged, "Even if it's by plane, they can get there." Besides, why do I think they're supposed to be watching your jokes? ”
"It can't ......"
"Didn't you just work together very well?" Gu Xiaolin shrugged, "Otherwise, you want to do this?" ”
As soon as Gu Xiaolin raised his hand, the desk of the front desk lady immediately flew up, and then it was burned by a fire almost instantly, and there was not even a ruin left.
"Do you know the truth?" Gu Xiaolin shrugged and said, "You may have heard the word Samadhi True Fire, but you haven't seen it, this is the most ruthless magic in our Eastern Immortal Cultivation Realm, anything will be burned as soon as it touches it, and nothing will be burned." ”
"You're intimidating key UN officials." Jacob said angrily.
"Didn't you intimidate last time? How do you say that? Gu Xiaolin said, "We Orientals have a saying, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, ...... people."
"I will offend ......," Jacob said, muttering.
"Got it?" (To be continued......)