Chapter 766: Squirting Juice on the Face
"How much more attention is paid to eating a piece of duck meat?" Wang Zi looked at the duck meat that was cut into pieces on the plate, listened to Shangguan Hanxuan's introduction over there, and said with an incredible face, "I thought that as soon as the duck came up, the sleeves were rolled up, and then I reached out and tore off a piece of meat, and then I could start gnawing."
"Uh...... Laughing at this beauty, haha......" Zhang Mengmeng looked at Wang Zi and twitched the corners of her mouth slightly, and in the next second, she was already laughing heartlessly, and the other girls except Miao Jingjing looked at Wang Zi with a soft face, and their hearts were not on the duck meat at all, and Tang Yilin looked serious and learned how to eat roast duck from Shangguan Hanxuan, and they all laughed, but they were not as exaggerated as Zhang Mengmeng's laughter.
"Your Royal Highness, it's not your fault that you're ignorant, but it's your fault that ignorance still says it stupidly." Chen Xiaomo patted Wang Zi's shoulder seriously and said, "Also, don't say I know you, it's too embarrassing." ”
"Are you embarrassed to say me?" Wang Zi looked at him speechlessly and said, "I don't know who secretly told me just now, he likes Tian duck butt the most, and as soon as the roast duck is served, he immediately tears off the duck butt and slowly Tian ......."
"Poof......" Ji Bing'er, who was drinking juice, squirted out the juice very simply.
She was sitting between Chen Xiaomo and Guan Hanxuan, and when she realized that the juice in her mouth was about to squirt out, Ji Bing'er instinctively turned her head...... You can't just spray juice on that table, right?
Twist to the left, no, on the left is Shangguan Hanxuan, no embarrassment; Twist it back, it doesn't work, it's too late; So she twisted to the right very simply, and then sprayed Chen Xiaomo's face with juice very simply......
"Haha......" So everyone, including Miao Jingjing and Tang Yilin, laughed loudly......
At the same time, in another box in the roast duck shop, seven or eight young people surrounded a table and stuffed the roast duck in a lotus leaf roll, touching the cup from time to time, looking like they were talking and laughing.
The door of the box was pushed open, and a rather beautiful figure walked in, and after greeting the people in the box with a smile on his face, he sat down in the empty seat next to a man with glasses.
"How did it take so long to go to the bathroom?" Seeing that the woman's face didn't seem to be too good-looking, the man with glasses raised his eyebrows slightly and asked softly, "Someone bullied you?" ”
"Brother Meng, I just saw him." A look of resentment appeared on the woman's face.
"Who?"
"It's the kid who humiliated us on the plane." The woman whispered hatefully, "He brought a few people here to eat roast duck, but it was obvious that they seemed to be in such a place for the first time, and they all looked very curious, and I don't know if they just ordered a roast duck!" ”
The meaning of the woman's words is very clear, they are all hillbillies, the reason why they came to eat roast duck must have been brought by tightening the waist of their pants, and the deeper meaning is that they may eat a roast duck in a large group, and they will soon finish eating it and leave, and if they don't do it, they may let them run away for a while!
The woman really hated Wang Zi to death, and hated those little beauties even more, she was thinking, if she beat them up for a while, she must secretly scratch the faces of those women!
"It turned out to be him!" The man's expression instantly became extremely ugly when the woman called Brother Meng, and he said gloomily at the moment, "I originally wanted him to live a few more days, but now that we have met it, it will seem that we are too easy to bully if we don't clean up." ”
The man with glasses will never forget the scene that happened on the plane in the morning, first his girlfriend peed his pants inexplicably, and then he actually peed his pants, fortunately, because the quarrel was not too loud, and it was on the plane, so not many people knew about it, so he avoided the bad luck of being treated as a neurotic onlooker.
It's just that the man and the woman with the glasses are very devastated, their change of clothes are in the suitcases that have been checked, and there is no way to change the pants that are already soaked and have a strange smell on the plane, the two had to hide in the bathroom, take off the pants and wash them a little with water, and then spray the perfume they carry with them wildly, and then the man used a newspaper, and the woman used a bag to cover the front, as if fleeing for their lives, and returned to their seats.
But even so, the man with glasses still felt that the eyes of the people around him seemed to have changed, and his eyes fell on his crotch intentionally or unintentionally, especially the flight attendant who was fortunate enough to watch him pee his pants throughout the process, looking at him with a kind of sympathy in his eyes, as if he was a neurotic who couldn't take care of himself, which really made him have the urge to kill.
But he didn't dare to make it public, God knows if there would be a cheap-mouthed person who suddenly shouted such a sentence, he peed his pants just now...... The man in glasses felt that if someone really shouted in front of him, then he really had the urge to drag that person to jump off the plane together.
It wasn't until the plane landed that the two hurriedly took off their luggage, rushed into the locker room, and changed out the still wet pants on their bodies, which slowly breathed a sigh of relief, after all, they almost didn't die of discomfort along the way.
And when he came out, he saw from a distance that he didn't know what special technique was used, and the two of them peed in public The turtle king bastard actually walked out of the airport with a group of women's army, which made the man with glasses resentful, and there was a sudden evil fire in the dantian...... He wants to possess these little beauties, and he won't let any of them go!
And that woman had the urge to kill people in her heart, not only because Wang Zi embarrassed her, but also because so many beautiful women appeared at once, all of them were above herself, and her man's mind was obviously on those women, maybe she would dump herself because of this, how could she not resent it?
Just as the man was about to find someone to secretly follow the business car that those people got on, the phone in his hand rang suddenly, and a boy who made him have to go to the stammer asked him if he had time to have lunch together...... So the man had to give up the idea of immediately asking Wang Zi for trouble, but he didn't want to forget it like that, because he had already written down the license plate number of the commercial vehicle, and with this license plate number, it was completely easy to find such a person.
It's just that he didn't expect to meet this Wang Balamb who he couldn't wait to stew and eat at a meal, and it was really effortless to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to get it!
"Xiao Jinmeng, what are you laughing at?" A young and handsome man dressed in a white casual suit frowned slightly and said. This Xiao Jinmeng laughed too eeriely, like a cobra, which he didn't like very much, although he didn't smile at himself, but at the wine bottle on the table!
Xiao Jinmeng suddenly woke up from the fantasy of greeting the kid with a wine bottle in the face, and at that moment, his face changed, and he squeezed out a flattering smile and said: "Yang Shao, I didn't laugh at anything, but when Xiao Han just went out, he accidentally ran into a person who embarrassed me on the plane in the morning, I was thinking about whether to go back to the field for a while?" ”
If Wang Zi was present, he would definitely recognize it immediately, this handsome young man who was called Yang Shao by Xiao Jinmeng was his cousin, a famous male star in China - Shangguan Yang!
"Is there such a thing?" Shangguan Yang's eyebrows instantly raised.
Although he didn't like Xiao Jinmeng, he felt that Xiao Jinmeng's laughter was too eerie, just like the bird expression he had just laughed at, which gave him an urge to punch over! But Xiao Jinmeng is the distant cousin and nephew of his mother Xiao Rong, according to this relationship, he is still his cousin, and his mother and aunt Xiao Qing also let him pull Xiao Jinmeng.
Of course, Xiao Jinmeng didn't have the courage to treat Shangguan Yang as his cousin, but obediently acted as a dog of Shangguan Yang.
Since Xiao Jinmeng regarded himself as Shangguan Yang's dog, now that his dog was being bullied, Shangguan Yang also felt that his face was dull, and immediately said, "What's the matter?" You name it, and I'll do it for you. ”
"That's it, Jin Meng, who did you say annoyed you, see if I don't let him break his dog's leg!" Another son-in-law, who was sitting next to Shangguan Yang, said with a proud face.
"That's it, to embarrass you is to slap us in the face and cut him to death in a moment!" There was a boy who shouted.
Everyone shouted one by one, as if they had some deep hatred with each other.
It wasn't until Shangguan Yang waved his hand that everyone shut up, and their eyes fell on Xiao Jinmeng.
"That's right, Yang Shao." Xiao Jinmeng said with a smiling face, "That kid is a hillbilly, dressed like he can't live, he may be too nervous when he walks in the aisle of the plane, he actually bumped into me, don't apologize, forget it, he even insulted me for not being long-sighted, I was angry and was going to do it with him, that kid is obviously used to picking dung, and his strength is greater than mine, I suffered a little loss......"
He Xiao Jinmeng didn't have the cheekiness to say that the other party didn't actually do anything to him, but simply asked him to pee his pants, so he turned his mind and made up such a scene, in which Wang Zi was a small farmer, and he was nervous when he was on a plane for the first time, and he bumped into him, and his strength was greater than him.
And for a boy like them, it's nothing to suffer a loss, but if you don't go back to the field after suffering a loss, you are slapping yourself in the face.
"When I got off the plane this time, I wanted to ask someone to settle accounts with him immediately, didn't I receive a call from Yang Shao? I rushed over first, thinking that I would be looking for a place in the future. Xiao Jinmeng added.