Zheng Peilin was drunk, so drunk that she couldn't figure out what to do, and she was talking nonsense, not only treating Yan Xiaokai as her father again, but also trying her best to get him to do that with his mother.

Yan Xiaokai was made to cry and laugh extremely much, women are terrible, and drunk women are even more terrible.

But she was already drunk like this, and she couldn't bother with her, so she could only help her upstairs and let her go to sleep.

just put her on the bed and wanted to take off her coat for her, but she vaguely refused: "Dad, no, you are drunk, not sleeping with me, sleeping with her." ”

"......" Yan Xiaokai sweated profusely, but when she saw her drunken and delicate appearance, she couldn't help but tease her again, "But, I want to sleep with you!" ”

Zheng Peilin seemed to be taken aback, and pushed Yan Xiaokai again, but she was drunk and said weakly: "No, no, Dad, I've grown up." ”

Yan Xiaokai said funny: "But you are still your father's daughter when you grow up!" ”

Zheng Peilin was even more anxious when she heard this, and wanted to get up from the bed, but Yan Xiaokai's hand pressed on her body, to be exact, on her chest, making her unable to move, "Dad, Dad, you can't ...... You let go of your hands, and it's messy, messy, incest. ”

Yan Xiaokai felt that it was really evil to tease her like this, but he felt that it was not an ordinary stimulation, so he put his hand under the hem of her clothes, climbed under her plump breasts, squeezed it under the bra, and said while stroking: "But Dad really likes you, you, you just obey Dad, okay?" You see it's not easy for your father to raise you so big, and now your mother doesn't want me anymore, so you can take care of your father instead of your mother, okay? ”

His words sound very reasonable, but if you think about it, it's all crooked, but Zheng Peilin was already drunk, obviously unable to think about it, and nodded again and again: "Dad, it's okay, even if all the people in the world don't want you, I will still want you, and I will take care of you." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then you will give it to Dad, okay?" ”

Zheng Peilin seemed to be a little sober again, and wanted to pull away Yan Xiaokai's hand that was doing evil on her chest, but she was powerless in her hand, so she could only shake her head around and said, "No, no, Dad, don't do this, don't ...... Woohoo......"

As she spoke, Zheng Peilin actually cried, and big tears kept dripping down.

Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, quickly withdrew his hand, and coaxed her: "Okay, okay, Dad won't touch you, don't cry." ”

As soon as Zheng Peilin started crying, she couldn't persuade her.

Yan Xiaokai was very distressed and blamed herself, she was already drunk, why did she tease her? After pulling up the quilt and covering her, he said: "Good daughter, don't cry, don't cry, Dad is joking with you, you are Daddy's daughter, Daddy hurts you too late, how can you do anything?" Daddy just ...... Well, just to check your body to see if you have breast hyperplasia! ”

These words seemed to have some effect, and Zheng Peilin's cry finally weakened.

Yan Xiaokai continued to coax her: "Good daughter, you are drunk, listen to your father, don't think about anything, don't say anything, sleep well, wake up, then there will be nothing." ”

Zheng Peilin choked up with tears in her eyes: "Dad, you sing and put me to sleep." ”

Yan Xiaokai laughed and laughed, "Why are you so precious, drink like this, and don't forget to be coquettish!" ”

Zheng Peilin cried again, "Woo, Dad, you scolded me again!" ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to say: "No, no, I didn't scold you, I didn't scold you, okay, okay, I'll sing." You close your eyes and put your little hands on your stomach. ”

Zheng Peilin really obediently closed her eyes and put her hand into the quilt.

After Yan Xiaokai thought about it, he opened his mouth and sang in a low voice: "This is a simple little bird song, arguing with the white doves mating at the head of the village. I think I'm very suitable for raising a few big white geese, and by the way, a starling. You know, even if the heavy rain collapses the whole chicken nest, I have two tons of feed, I can't stand it, other people's chickens are hungry and screaming, and they are forced to run to our chicken nest to mess around, even if the chickens in the whole village die, I won't run, and after the worst, a bird fades out of my mouth, and I ride an electric donkey to the town to buy an avian flu vaccine. ”

"This is a simple song of small birds, roosters and hens are clamoring to cross the river, I think I am very nervous, I am very afraid of colds, the flu is floating in the wind, you know, I ate a pickled pepper phoenix claw yesterday, I went home with a fever, I couldn't stand it, I ran to the hospital to register, who knows, the doctor said that I must have surgery, even if all the poultry are killed, there are other birds, no one can run after the worst, follow me, together in the hospital all kinds of complaints~"

Yan Daguanren's song is not good, this is really not good to evaluate, anyway, who listens to it knows the way, but the effect of hypnosis is obviously good, he hasn't finished singing it for the second time, Zheng Peilin has become a little white pig in the song.

Seeing that this girl was really asleep, Yan Xiaokai took a long breath and wiped the sweat on his forehead, a woman is a difficult animal to serve, and a drunk woman is even more difficult to serve.

Looking at Zheng Peilin, who was drunk and sleepy, Yan Xiaokai said that if she took off her clothes at this time, and then teased her hands up and down, her legs that had been closed would definitely open obediently and let him enter unbridledly, but in that case, it was really meaningless, it was better for the overlord to bow hard, and she would have some reactions at the most, and his love with her was so pure and beautiful, he didn't want to spoil this feeling for a while.

So after the end, he didn't do anything, just bowed his head, kissed her lightly on the face, and then turned off the light and left.

After settling the little white tiger and coming down from upstairs, Yan Xiaokai suddenly remembered that there was a big white tiger below that was also not lightly drunk, or even even more drunk.

I just went downstairs to take a look, but found that Xia Muhe, who was still lying on the dining table just now, was gone.

Hey? What's the situation? Where did the people go?

Yan Xiaokai looked around suspiciously, there was no in the living room, not in the room, and not in the yard.

Could it be that she was picked up by her bearded driver? But this is impossible, before dinner, he obviously heard Xia Muhe let the driver go first.

Luck listened intently and noticed a long, light breath coming from the other end of the bathroom. Yan Xiaokai walked over quickly.

When he arrived at the door of the bathroom with the door open, he saw Xia Muhe inside at a glance, her lower body lying on the ground, and her upper body lying on the toilet with the lid lifted, lying there unconscious.

Far away, before he walked in, Yan Xiaokai smelled a smell of vomit mixed with alcohol, and couldn't help frowning.

After waiting outside for a while, seeing that Xia Muhe inside did not move, Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to walk in, and when she got closer, she found that she had vomited, but she did not vomit into the toilet, she vomited all beside her, and the clothes on her body were also stained, and her whole body was stinky.

"Mom, Mom, Mom, how are you?" Yan Xiaokai called several times in a row, but Xia Muhe lay there motionless, without any reaction.

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to help her up, originally wanting to get her back to her room and let her lie on the bed, but her body was so dirty that even if she lay on the bed, it would not be comfortable, and it would stain the bed, so she had to put her in the bathtub next to her, first opened the lotus canopy, washed away all the vomit on the ground, and after having a place to stay, put a bucket of hot water, and then came to the side of the bathtub and gently shook Xia Muhe, "Mom, Mom, wake up, wake up!" ”

Xia Muhe muttered something indistinctly, and then fell back into the bathtub.

Yan Xiaokai originally wanted to wrap her in a big towel and throw it on the sofa, but he really couldn't see her dirty like a cat crawling out of a garbage can, hesitated and hesitated, and finally reached out tremblingly to unbutton the buttons on her clothes.

It was only as soon as his hand touched her button, and before he could untie it, a hand suddenly grabbed his hand.

Yan Xiaokai was taken aback, raised his eyes to look, and found that Xia Muhe had opened his eyes and was staring at himself tightly, as if asking himself what he was going to do? A little flustered, he quickly explained: "Mom, your clothes are dirty, I'll help you take them off and change them." ”

Xia Muhe didn't know whether he understood or didn't understand Lu Dao, his head shook for a while, his eyes closed again, and the hand that grabbed him was released.

Yan Xiaokai exhaled, and then plucked up the courage again, and unbuttoned the very fashionable and high-end but dirty little suit on her body.

There was a soft sound of "bang", and as the button was unbuttoned, the plump breasts wrapped in her white shirt popped out, and the waves rippled gently.

Yan Xiaokai took a closer look and found that under her shirt was a looming black bra, the shirt was very tight, and her breasts were too big, and there was a feeling that she was ready to come out at any time.

With a "grunt", Yan Xiaokai heard the sound of his own saliva sliding down his throat, and an impulse surged in his heart at the same time, that is, to take off her shirt and take off the black bra inside, hmm...... Just like Zheng Peilin just now, check if there is any breast hyperplasia or something.

When I looked at it again, when I saw her slightly open neckline, Yan Xiaokai's eyes suddenly lit up, and he almost raised his arms and shouted: God help me!

Xia Muhe's white shirt was also stained with vomit, not only staining the shirt, but even the bra inside was stained with some wet stains.

It's so dirty, it's definitely uncomfortable to wear, right? If it's uncomfortable, you have to take it off, right? As a future son-in-law, it's impossible to let your mother-in-law leave it alone like this, right?

With such an open and honest reason, Yan Xiaokai, who likes to be helpful, stretched out his hand again, although his hands still couldn't help but tremble, and they trembled even more, but he still overcame it with the perseverance that ordinary people couldn't have, and unbuttoned all the buttons of her shirt.

As soon as the shirt was taken off, the skin on Xia Muhe's body was almost completely exposed to the air, without a little fat, without the slightest sagging, as far as the eye could see, a dazzling whiteness, not only fair, but also smooth and firm, just like a girl in the mood for love, full of youthful elasticity.

Especially eye-catching, it is her plump, round and pretty twin peaks, the black bra seems to be unrestrained, there is a feeling of bouncing out at any time, the two halves of the curved mammary muscles that appear outside the bra are squeezed together almost at a distance, making the cleavage in the middle even more bottomless.

"Gollum!" Yan Xiaokai's throat couldn't help but sound another swallowing sound, feeling that a fire was burning rapidly in his lower abdomen, his heart was pounding wildly, and a very tangled question was also churning in his mind.

For the rest of the bras, do you pick them up or not?

(Guys, do you say it's a pickpocket?) What about chops? Or is it a chop? ）