Chapter 1: The Fallen Immortals
"Holy shit! I'm tired uncle, what the hell is this place! ”
Wu Liang wiped the hot sweat from his head, his legs kept shaking, he had never thought that he would one day feel tired because of the hurry.
Cursing a few words from time to time about the bastard of the Jade Emperor and the Thunder God, Wu Liang's heart was full of resentment!
Why did Lao Tzu be reduced to the mortal world, there are more immortals in the heavenly realm who have violated the precepts, their status is low, and their strength and weakness are easy to bully, right?
The Jade Emperor's old immortal is not a thing, but he stole a bottle of 10,000-year-old elixir from him, and actually relegated himself directly to the mortal world.
"Isn't the Nine Rank Spirit Immortal an immortal! Isn't that bullying? I think that the master was also a brother in the cultivation world, you dogs look down on people, this enemy will be avenged sooner or later! ”
Wu Liang kept muttering a few sentences, but now that the wood was in the boat, no matter how much he cursed, it was useless.
The top priority is to find a way to get out of this damn mountain forest, the wind of the Two Realms Passage is too sharp. Although he saved his life, but the immortal body suffered a heavy blow, and now he doesn't even have the power to protect himself, if he can't get out of the mountain at night, I'm afraid that the wolves in this mountain will taste the fairy meat.
Wu Liang shuddered when he thought of this, damn, is it really cheaper for such a handsome and dashing face to be cheap for those wolf cubs?
Looking up and glancing at the forest in front of him, where there was still no edge in sight, Wu Liang gritted his teeth, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, no matter how big the mountain is, can it be bigger than the Lingxiao Mountain in the Heavenly Realm!" ”
You must know that Ling Xiao Mountain in the Heavenly Realm occupies a considerable amount of territory the size of the earth, and when he was in the Heavenly Realm, he even crossed Ling Xiao Mountain, could he still be blocked by a mortal hill.
Continuing to walk forward with difficulty, I don't know how long I walked on the road, Wu Liang felt that his legs were heavier than the lead.
There was also a burst of burning heat in his lungs, and the hot pain stimulated Wu Liang's nerves, and Wu Liangzhi said that his internal organs were also severely damaged, if he didn't find a safe place to heal his injuries, I am afraid that this immortal power would really be wasted.
Walking numbly forward in the direction of the setting sun, Wu Liang felt that the trees around him were getting thinner and thinner, and his heart was suddenly overjoyed.
The two legs that seemed to be filled with lead regained their vitality in an instant, Wu Liang couldn't wait to look up to the sky and roar to express the joy in his heart, he finally got out of this damn mountain!
Just when Wu Liang was full of excitement and ready to welcome the new students, he swallowed back the throat that came to his mouth.
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"Erhu, hurry! Don't let it run! ”
"Third uncle, don't worry, if you can't run away, your legs are broken!"
"Don't be careless, be careful of getting hurt by it!"
The sound not far away was getting closer and closer, and Wu Liang felt that there was a sound of footsteps, and he didn't have to guess to know that Lu Dao was a hunter in the mountains.
Wu Liang grinned a few times, the hunter industry is quite strong, and it has not been extinguished for thousands of years.
"Bang!"
Wu Liang's brain was still silent in the pleasure of encountering people, and his heart suddenly felt cold, and a donkey rolled and dodged the hidden weapon that had just been shot.
After a few violent breaths, Wu Conscience glanced back at the big tree behind him that was almost beaten into a sieve, and exclaimed: "Jade Emperor, you bastard who gave birth to a son and has no asshole, you want to kill the master, right, what is this thing?" ”
If his immortal body is not damaged, and the immortal power is still there, no matter how powerful this thing is, it will not be able to hurt him a hair, but now he is seriously injured, if he is hit by the hidden weapon just now, even if he does not die, I am afraid that he will be seriously injured.
The Jade Emperor, who was dozing off in the Heavenly Realm, pursed his lips and muttered twice, "Bastard thing, bullying this emperor for not having a son, right!" ”
Wu Liang forgot that the Jade Emperor only had seven daughters, and people didn't care if his son had an asshole.
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"Bastard, who told you to let go of the gun!"
"Third uncle, I'm just trying the power of this shotgun, don't be so angry."
"You little bunny! What should I do if I hurt someone, this thing is very powerful, and your mother won't kill me if something happens! ”
"Cut, it's getting dark, how can anyone still be wandering around in the mountains!"
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There was a commotion ahead, listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer Wu Liang just wanted to get up to avoid these two dangerous people, and suddenly let out a painful cry, but he hurt his heart when he just dodged the hidden weapon.
"Yay? Third uncle, did you hear the voice? ”
The two people in front of them suddenly stopped, and shouted in a thicker voice: "Which family is it?" It's almost dark and you dare to run into the mountains, don't die! ”
Wu Liang was depressed for a while, if he didn't have to do it, who would run into this broken mountain without doing anything.
But he didn't dare to move, let alone go out casually, the power of the secret weapon just now was very great, and his injuries have not healed now, if he is hit by the secret weapon, I am afraid that he will suffer a lot.
"Third uncle, let's just go and take a look, there are guns, don't you hear it wrong?" The young man had a little bit of the taste of a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers, and he didn't wait for the third uncle to agree and ran directly to Wu Liang's side.
"You kid!"
The third uncle smiled and scolded and didn't say much, although few people come to their big mountain on weekdays, but in recent years, it is not uncommon for travelers to be friends, and it is not uncommon for them to meet people who have lost their way in the mountains before.
Besides, there are no precious animals in the mountains, and they are not afraid of people coming to poach, not to mention that the uncle and nephew are carrying guns, even if they encounter poachers.
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"Ahh
Erhu saw Wu Liang's appearance clearly through the refracted sunlight, and couldn't help but exclaim, his eyes flashing with incomparable joy.
Wu Liang collapsed to the ground weakly, and when he saw the surprised appearance of the immature young man in front of him, he couldn't help but pout, is it necessary to do this, although the jade tree of this immortal is in the wind, it is not to the point of attracting men.
As for the clothes made of a few leaves, Wu Liang subconsciously ignored them, if it weren't for Wang Mazi's bastard's immortal jade armor, he wouldn't have made a primitive outfit.
Hearing the cry of the second tiger, Wu Sanlong, who followed behind, suddenly raised the shotgun in his hand and said in a deep voice: "Second tiger, what's wrong!" ”
"Third uncle, come and see!"
Erhu was so excited that he didn't know what to say, but he waved back vigorously, and anyone could feel the excitement in his tone.
Wu Sanlong also realized that it should not be in danger, that is, it was related to the person who was blocked by the second tiger, thinking of this, Wu Sanlong hurriedly caught up, pushed away the cover of the second tiger and squinted at Wu Liang, his eyes suddenly changed.
The eyes and the tiger-headed young man were all different from surprise, both joy and indescribable disgust.
Wu Liang looked angry, damn bastard, even if the uncle is in trouble, he is still an immortal, a little mortal actually dares to look at himself with such eyes.
"Hey, although you look like Pan An, you don't need to be like this, right?"
Looking at the same expressions of the uncle and nephew, Wu Liang was angry, if it weren't for the hidden weapon in their hands, he would have beaten them on their knees and begged for mercy.
Although he can't use the immortal technique now, and the immortal body is also seriously damaged, if he is empty-handed, he can still clean up the two mortals.
"Brother Liangzi, you're finally back!"
Erhu didn't seem to care about Wu Liang's anger at all, his eyes were red, and he hurriedly stepped forward to help Wu Liang up, hugged him hard, and choked up: "Brother Liangzi, you are finally back, it's been three years, where have you been!" ”
The little guy's hand strength was not small, and Wu Liang, who had long been tired, felt that the bones in his body began to ache again, and couldn't help but scold: "Let go!" You want to kill you! ”
Erhu snorted embarrassedly, although the strength in his hand was much smaller, but he had no idea of letting go.
Wu Liang was a little depressed, this tiger-headed little guy wouldn't be sick, right? Does he know himself?
Although he has been in the heavenly realm for three years, hasn't the human realm passed thousands of years? Could it be that today the time of the realm and the mortal world has been unified?
But even so, he doesn't seem to know this little guy, you must know that he has been in retreat for decades before he became an immortal, and this little guy is less than twenty years old, so it should be impossible to see himself.
"Wu Liang, you bastard still dare to come back!"
Just when Wu Liang's head was like a paste and he couldn't figure it out, Wu Sanlong on the side suddenly went crazy, and without saying a word, he picked up a branch from the ground and slashed Wu Liang's head and face.
Wu Liang didn't check for a while, but he couldn't dodge the branches that were pumped over, and he was stunned at once, and when he felt the hot pain on his body, he realized that he was now injured and no different from ordinary people.
"Bastard! You're looking for death! ”
Wu Liang scolded angrily, and just as he wanted to resist, he saw the little guy on the side with the tiger head and the tiger's brain in his hand erecting the hidden weapon like a burning stick and looking around, not realizing how much of a threat this posed to Wu Liang.
Wu Liang's face froze, and then he realized that he was no longer the former nine-rank spirit immortal, so he had no choice but to flee into the distance in embarrassment.
"Good! You still dare to hide, see how Lao Tzu teaches you today! ”
Wu Sanlong saw that Wu Liang still dared to avoid it, and his heart was even more angry, so he raised a branch and chased after him to beat him up.
"Holy shit! Your mother dares to bully the gods, believe it or not, the true fire of Samadhi extinguished you! ”
"Little brute, Lao Tzu is standing here, you killed Lao Tzu!"
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"You, you stand still!"
"Hey, stay a line, we'll see you in the future!"
"Woo, the master will not let you go, you don't hit people in the face, you still dare to hit the fairy face, the master and you fight!"
The scene was extremely chaotic, and when he saw the stunned Erhu on the side, he hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Wu Sanlong's arm, shouting: "Third uncle, look at what Brother Liangzi looks like, he doesn't even have any clothes on his body, don't beat him." ”
Wu Liang's face turned red, and he gritted his teeth and glared at this tiger-headed little bastard, this kid was nakedly slapped in the face!
But now I don't bother to care about him in general, this reckless man has a lot of strength, and Wu Daxian didn't take advantage of the hand-to-hand fight just now.
"Lord doesn't remember villains, the fairy can support the boat in his belly......"
Before Wu Liang finished comforting himself, Wu Sanlong stepped forward without saying a word, grabbed Wu Liang's neck and lifted it up directly, and said viciously: "You conscienceless little bastard, I'll see where you run this time!" Go, come back with me! ”
"Damn! Old bastard, how dare you do this to me! ”
Wu Liang's lungs were angry, although he was now relegated to the mortal world, he was also an immortal no matter how he said it, and the immortal who fell into trouble was also an immortal! Now it's actually being lifted up by a mortal like a little chicken, which hurts my self-esteem too much.
"Humph! Dare to scold Lao Tzu, if it weren't for your mother's sake, Lao Tzu wouldn't be too lazy to care about you little brute! ”
Wu Sanlong scolded and kicked Wu Liang's smooth ass a few times, casually threw the shotgun in his hand to Erhu, and hummed: "Don't want the wild boar, let's go back quickly, don't let this little beast run away again this time!" ”
Erhu grinned and nodded vigorously, watching Wu Liang keep struggling, and stepped forward with a smile to comfort: "Brother Liangzi, don't run away, my aunt can't think about you in the past few years, her body bones are much worse than before, what is there to do outside, it's better than our mountain village." ”
It wasn't until now that Wu Liang realized something, and when he heard this, he immediately scolded: "Let go, you have recognized the wrong person!" You're not the guy you know! ”
"Hehe, Brother Liangzi, even if you turn to ashes, we won't admit you, you better don't run, let's go back with us."
"Damn, I don't know you!"
"Okay, Brother Liangzi, you also said this three years ago."
"What nonsense, in the hands of Lao Tzu, I still want to run, dream!" After Wu Sanlong finished speaking, he kicked over, and Wu Liang, who had lost all his immortal power, had no room to resist at all.
"Woo, Lao Tzu is a fairy! You can't do that to me! ”
"Hehe, Brother Liangzi is sick again, how can there be any gods in the world."
What is it for?
The confused Wu Daxian is really confused, is Lao Tzu really not an immortal, and he has been sick before?
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A group of three people, no, a group of two people plus a fallen immortal walked out of the mountains and forests in the afterglow of the setting sun, maybe it was not appropriate to go, because Wu Liang was carried by the big man in his hands.
The sad Jiupin Spirit Immortal has just gone down to the mortal world and enjoyed the most enthusiastic treatment in the world.
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