Chapter 291: Two stabs for a woman
This is not Lin Yihang's deliberate evasion, but the fact. At the meeting last night, they discussed going out at noon today to rub the wind and wash the dust for Lin Yihang.
"Don't, don't, don't!"
Yang Tingting hadn't spoken yet, and Deng Mengyi next to her had already come over.
There are five people in their dormitory, four including Lin Yihang are from the Department of Archaeology, and only Wang Hai is from the Department of Law, and he is not training in the same queue, otherwise, it must be the fat man who comes over.
"How inappropriate this is!" Deng Mengyi licked his face, "Let's go together!" The two goddesses are willing to appreciate their faces, so let's eat together and get to know each other! ”
"Okay!" Lin Yihang just wanted to open his mouth to refuse, but Yang Tingting had already agreed with a smile, and then turned his head to look at Lin Yihang as if demonstrating, "What, do you have an opinion?" ”
"Nope!" Lin Yihang could only smile bitterly and shake his head, both sides agreed here, can it still work if he has any opinions?
"That's pretty much it! If you have any opinions, just find a place to eat by yourself, and I'll just go eat with Xiaoqing and Mengyi. Yang Tingting snorted demonstratively and expressed her dissatisfaction.
"Ahem!" Lin Yihang coughed twice, and looked at Yang Tingting with some embarrassment, he was afraid of this girl.
At the end of the military training, the group went out to kill.
Walking with the two goddesses, the fat people all felt that they had face, and their waists were a little straighter than usual.
"Where are you going to eat, how about Jinpeng?" The fat man proposed.
Jinpeng Hotel is a mid-range hotel at the north gate of Nanda University, although it cannot be compared with Yanfeng Tower, the consumption level is also quite low. Usually, only those who are wealthy among the students will occasionally invite someone to eat on their birthdays and other celebratory days.
The fat man directly proposed to go to the Jinpeng Hotel, which was quite interesting.
"Okay!" Lin Yihang nodded. Just now he wanted to say that he would go to Yanfeng Tower, but his buddy had already proposed. Of course, you can't save face with your buddies.
Jinpeng's dishes are also okay and look more exquisite. The fat people were all eating in large gulps, and they ate with relish.
"Two goddesses, don't patronize around Brother Hang in the future, and be considerate and considerate of us! We're all single! Otherwise, why don't you invite all the sisters from your dormitory over one day, and how about we form a friendship dormitory? "The fat man chewed the sauce fried duck slices in his mouth, and he couldn't be idle.
Between brothers in the dormitory, sleeping one night is like a brother. I'm ranked by the size of the age. Deng Mengyi is the boss, Cao Meng is the second, Lin Yihang is the third, Wang Hai is the fifth and the third is old, but he is the fourth, and Wang Xiaomu is the fifth.
"Okay! However, the two of us are not in the same dormitory, which dormitory are you going to hang out with? Yang Tingting asked with a smile.
"Which dormitory? Why are you so polite! Tokyo! All of them! Isn't it, brothers! The fat man trembled with joy.
"That's right. That's right! You can't miss one! We chose Goddess Yang for your dormitory, didn't we snub Goddess Dong? Elect Goddess Dong your dormitory, and you are going to snub Goddess Yang again...... We worship the two goddesses the same, counting from Brother Hang. It's the same as the two goddesses, none of us want to be left out in the cold, this is absolutely necessary to all be friendly! Wang Xiaomu rubbed his hands together, and said that the eyes of several single wolves were green. One by one, their eyes were full of anticipation, and they almost stuck out their tongues.
"You are beautiful! You have a lot of appetite, and you still want to be the strongest brother-in-law dormitory at NTU? Socialize with both of our dormitories at the same time. Don't even think about it. You think about yourself, and we have to think about our sisters, right? Yang Tingting refused, unceremoniously ironic.
The strongest brother-in-law's dormitory...... College student dormitories have the habit of ranking seniors, and the eldest sister, second sister, and third sister are lined up among the sisters in the female dormitory...... And some shameless men's dormitories are arranged according to seniority, eldest brother-in-law, second brother-in-law, third brother-in-law......
"That's it! If you want to pedal two boats, you just wait for the boat to capsize in the gutter! Dong Qing said as if nothing was there.
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Yihang had just bitten a fried chicken wing, and immediately choked on it, coughing violently.
Sweat! Be a thief......
"It's all right, Hangzi?" Next to him, Deng Mengyi hurriedly stretched out his hand and patted Lin Yihang's back, and asked with concern.
"It's okay! I was careless just now, and I almost got stuck in a bone. Lin Yihang waved his hand and made an excuse.
"Oh, eat slowly!" Deng Mengyi said.
"Humph!" The two beauties both rolled their eyes when they looked at Lin Yihang, obviously knowing what they thought.
It seems that it is indeed not so easy to pedal on two boats!
Lin Yihang sighed in his heart.
"It's just a friendship dormitory, and it's not really a partner, what's the big deal about one delay and two delays, everyone just improves their understanding of each other. Two goddesses, for the sake of Brother Hang's face, you will fulfill us! The fat man's ass shook and pressed the seat to creak.
"Humph!" Yang Tingting snorted coldly, her beautiful eyes rolled her eyes, she didn't expect this big fat man to look honest and honest, and he was quite attentive to the big radish, so it was really not reassuring to let Lin Yihang be in a dormitory with such a person...... Although, they were originally a raccoon dog.
Yang Tingting's eyes rolled, and she suddenly thought of something, and said with a smile, "Well, this...... It's not that it's non-negotiable But there's one thing you need to do. ”
"What's the matter, Goddess Yang said, a few of us will definitely go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire!" Wang Hai's chest clattered.
"It's very simple, I know that Lu Dao Yihang is very drinkable, I've known him for so long, I've never seen him drunk. Today's atmosphere is good, a few of you join forces, if you can drink down the first flight, don't say that our two dormitories are friendly with your dormitory, even if you find two more friendship dormitories, there is absolutely no problem. Yang Tingting smiled like a little fox.
Next to her, Dong Qing opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but after looking at Yang Tingting, she finally didn't speak.
When Wang Hai and the four of them heard this, they turned their heads to look at Lin Yihang, their faces full of sympathy.
"Hangzi! This time, I know the horror of offending women, right? Obviously, Goddess Yang is taking the opportunity to take revenge on you and want us to get you drunk! Deng Mengyi lowered his voice and said in Lin Yihang's ear.
"......" Lin Yihang was speechless.
Obviously, at this time, not only Deng Mengyi, but also Wang Hai and several others had this kind of thought.
"The friendship of several of us, Brother Hang, you know the way, for the sake of the brothers. That's not what I said. However, now for the sake of women, Brother Hang, let us stab you twice! Wang Hai smiled sheepishly.
"Come, come, come! Brother Hang, little brother will give you a glass first! "Wang Xiaomu, this slut, did it directly.
Lin Yihang looked at Yang Tingting, this girl was forcing a smile, and she was about to hold back her smile.
Pity Wang Hai and the others, they thought that Yang Tingting wanted to take the opportunity to rectify Lin Yihang, but as everyone knows, they couldn't get used to their attentive appearance, so they took the opportunity to let them be rectified by Lin Yihang. The amount of alcohol to Lin Yihang. Yang Tingting and the two have seen it, and it is not ordinary.
Lin Yihang originally wanted to remind a few people, but seeing that they looked like they were stabbing their brothers twice for a woman, they couldn't wait one by one, so they didn't say much.
"You're welcome, Brother Hang, don't you give this face?" Wang Xiaomu forced the palace, and glanced at Yang Tingting with flattering eyes.
This slut...... Lin Yihang couldn't help but curse in his heart.
"It's good. Cheers! ”
Lin Yihang said, raised his glass, and took a sip.
Two taels of wine glasses, drink dry in one gulp...... It's quite bold.
"Bright! Brother Hang is so bright! Wang Xiaomu couldn't help but raise his thumbs in admiration.
Look at the wine glass in your hand. A transparent glass full of liquor...... Wang Xiaomu also felt a little headache. That's two taels! If you take a suffocation, it's definitely enough. Fortunately, I guess I only need to drink this one cup. The four of them teamed up to deal with Lin Yihang. Well, one cup per person will definitely be able to put Lin Yihang down.
Think so. Wang Xiaomu's heart began to become comfortable, and he raised his head, "Goodong!" Boom! "A few big sips, a glass of wine.
The liquor is spicy, and when you drink it, it is like a fire running down your throat into your stomach, burning in your stomach, and it seems to be going up in an instant...... Wang Xiaomu hurriedly pressed it down, for fear of throwing it up. If you vomit after a glass of wine, it will be a big shame.
Then, his eyes quickly gestured to the fat man next to him. The fat man has always regarded Lin Yihang as an idol, and the four people in the dormitory all have a bit of a worship complex for Lin Yihang, but the most serious worship complex must be the fat man, at this time with a wine glass in his hand, and his eyes looked at Lin Yihang with apologies.
However, apologies are apologies, obviously he is also on the side of the dormitory alliance, "For the sake of the sexual well-being of the brothers, Brother Hang, you can be wronged!" ”
The fat man held the wine and toasted to Lin Yihang.
Lin Yihang smiled bitterly. Tilt your head and dry again.
Drinking so happily gave hope to all four animals. Obviously, the third child has no experience in the wine market! I don't know how to drink at all, and every time I dry it like this, even a cow has to get drunk!
"Hey, third child, seeing you so real, I can't bear to drink with you. But...... Brothers, they're all naked here! Deng Mengyi sighed, holding a wine glass in his hand, and at the same time turned his head to ask Dong Qing next to him, "What, Goddess Dong, there is a woman named Chen Sili in your dormitory, does she have a boyfriend?" ”
I'll go!
This thing has a goal, too.
"Sister Si Li? Not yet! You have hope, come on! Dong Qing smiled and stretched out her fist and made a cheering gesture.
Originally, when Yang Tingting first proposed, she was a little unbearable and didn't want to see Lin Yihang's roommates being teased. However, now seeing that they chose to insert their friends twice without hesitation for the sake of women, Dong Qing also thought that they were unlucky!
"It's good, I'll have to trouble Goddess Dong more in the future."
Deng Mengyi got the good news and immediately lifted his spirits, "Third child, I'll do it first as a respect." ”
After speaking, he raised his head and killed it, and immediately, his face turned red.
Two taels of wine is not much, and it is no problem for ordinary people to drink it, but if it is dried in one gulp, it is not so easy.
Deng Mengyi and the others drank happily, all of them were the same idea...... They drank a glass and there was nothing to do. Four cups are even dry, and there is no time to stop in between, can't you still drink them? Lin Yihang doesn't look fat, he doesn't look like he can drink very well!
Boom!
Lin Yihang also raised his head and dried it up.
Under the expectant gaze of everyone, he calmly put down the wine glass, his face did not change at all, looking at his expression, he drank three glasses in a row, exactly the same as just now, as if he hadn't drunk it.
"Huh?" Now, a few people felt that something was wrong.
Cao Meng reached out and took the wine glass to smell it, then took the wine bottle next to Lin Yihang, and raised his head to take a sip.
That's right, it's wine! It's the same as in their glasses......
Well, in this way, it's not that the third child doesn't have anything to do, but that he is holding on, and nine times out of ten, he just can't drink and lose his face.
Thinking about this problem clearly, Cao Meng and the other four became confident again.
"!" Cao Meng was very happy, and he raised his head and did it.
Lin Yihang also did not hesitate, just finished drinking a cup with Deng Mengyi, and after less than two or three minutes, he didn't even eat a bite of the dish, so he picked up the cup and drained the fourth cup.
Pour!
Pour!
Wang Xiaomu and the others all looked at Lin Yihang, ready to ask the goddess for credit at any time.
Unfortunately, they will be disappointed after all. Lin Yihang sat more steadily than anyone else.
Wang Xiaomu could only grimace and salute with a glass of wine...... I only need to drink this one cup, but the third one wants to drink a round, well, four cups, he will definitely not be able to hold on. So, I'm the last drink......
Every time I go there, everyone thinks the same thing. So much so that after drinking it in circles, and in the third circle, Wang Xiaomu and Wang Hai vomited on the spot.
In the fourth circle, the impressive Deng Mengyi fell directly on the table and fell asleep.
Lap 5, lap 6...... Even the strongest Cao Meng, after six glasses of wine, was completely unconscious, his body was paralyzed, and he slipped under the table.
"Why bother!" Looking at the four drunk buddies on the table, Lin Yihang smiled bitterly.
"Humph! Who made them so careless? If you don't have that ability, don't learn from others to step on two boats. Yang Tingting snorted coldly, which made Lin Yihang sweat again.
This girl, as she spoke, pulled it on herself.
"If you don't teach them a lesson, you will become more and more attentive when you are around such people all day long. Isn't it, Xiaoqing? ”
"That's right!"
Women are definitely natural allies.
"So what now? This bunch of drunks. Lin Yihang was also a little helpless.
Four strong men, if he sends a biao and blesses himself with a spell like a giant technique, he can carry a few people back to the dormitory.
However, think about it, a man whose body shape and muscles are not exaggerated can easily walk down the street carrying four profuse sweats...... Moreover, there are big fat people like Wang Hai among them...... What kind of shocking thing would this be?
I'm afraid Lin Yihang will make headlines that day.
"Leave it to me!" Yang Tingting took out her mobile phone and dialed a number. (To be continued......)