Section 734 Evil rectification TOP

When it comes to how to rectify people, especially the other four members of the evil TOPBIGBANG, they are familiar with it, who let TOP have a nickname of 'big man' in their team, if they are not often fooled, they will never have such a nickname.

The members of BGBMNG are unambiguous, and neither are the six girls of AKB. Among the Japanese variety shows they have participated in, the methods of rectifying people are much more advanced than those commonly used by Korean artists, and after learning these methods, coupled with the already very eccentric Yuko Oshima, she kept coming up with ideas, and the small suggestions they put forward made several members of BGBANG feel a little incredible. --

With Li Jingyuan in the middle as a fusion agent, the whole team of six four men quickly entered the state, and they cooperated very tacitly, and they couldn't see that this was the first time they met.

First, the sun, who usually looks the most honest, went to take the top away, and then the others found a room, and the executioner began to arrange.

The members of AKB brought in props such as fart cushions, chewing gum for finger clips, tissue paper dripping with smelly paint, and red potion that would not stain clothes. Seeing these things, Lee Kyung-won and the members of BGBANG were a little surprised, they really couldn't imagine that this group of women could find these things in such a short time.

"Where did you get these things? Won't you always carry it with you, ready to play with you at any time?? Watching Mi-chan put a fart cushion under the cushion of the sofa, Li Jingyuan felt that this girl's movements were very skillful, and he couldn't help but ask.

"Not really. Hehe, but don't forget Ernie sauce, we're on TV Asahi now, and we're participating in the recording of "Male and Female Pickets", so it's still very easy to borrow some props from their prop masters. While smiling, he explained to Li Jingyuan that Mi-chan looked very excited, and the girl's next sentence told the reason: "Every time I see the whole person in "Male and Female Pickets", I will think about participating in it too, hehe, this time I finally have a chance." ”

"You mean to say that these props were borrowed from the program team?" Li Jingyuan then understood the origin of these props, and couldn't help laughing, indeed, only a spoof unlimited program group like "Male and Female Pickets" can temporarily provide these things, if they are placed on other program groups, they will definitely not be able to scoop them out. Thinking of this, Li Jingyuan gave Mi sauce a thumbs up: "Well done~!" ”

"Hey, hey, of course~!" Being praised by Li Jingyuan like this, Mi-chan became even more excited, and the action of placing props was more neat, just when she was busy preparing, she suddenly remembered something, and said to Li Jingyuan again: "That, Ernie sauce, when I went to borrow props just now, I met the director of the program team, and he asked me if I wanted to help." ”

"Director?? Help?? Li Jingyuan understood as soon as he thought about it, this director must have had an occupational disease. Usually in the program of "Male and Female Pickets", they do not arrange this kind of whole person link, and now that they see AKB and BIGBANG joining forces to fix people, they must be a little itchy, and then again, there is a chance to spoof idols, which is much more rare than spoofing those funny artists, he must want to get involved, and by the way, he will shoot this spoof clip and play it as program material.

BIGBANG is a Korean artist, and their identity is very different from AKB and other Japanese comedy artists, and it would be a bit inappropriate to shoot without permission, which is why the director was not directly involved. And the reason why the word is spread through Mi-chan is also to improve the chances of getting some permission, after all, Mi-chan seems to be much cuter than the director himself. …,

"Hehe, I see, Mi-chan, then you go and help me pass a word, tell the director, ask him to set up a few cameras. By the way, if Brother Chun is also willing to participate, it would be good to bring him here. After sorting out all his thoughts, Li Jingyuan gave an order to Mi-chan and asked her to bring the program team over.

Although it is just a small spoof plan, if it can be filmed, Lee Kyung-won also thinks it is very good, whether it is broadcast as a special clip in "Male and Female Pickets" or left for the members of BGBANG as a souvenir, this spoof clip is worth filming.

After a while, Mi-chan brought Tamura Jun and a few other people from the program team over, and after seeing Li Jingyuan, Tamura Jun immediately laughed: "Jingyuan-chan, it turns out that you also like to do these things as much as I do." ”

When Jun Tamura saw Li Jingyuan leading the spoof, he immediately felt that he was getting more and more eye-to-eye. You must know that Jun Tamura himself was originally a master of spoofing, and now that he sees that Li Jingyuan also has the same hobby, he naturally has a feeling of like-mindedness.

I colluded with Jun Tamura a little more, and after a few minutes, all the arrangements in the room were completed, and the sun and the top both returned.

"Let's have a meeting." After the collusion just now, Jun Tamura spoke first and gathered everyone together.

Everyone seemed to sit down casually, but in fact, everyone deliberately avoided a position, and at this time, it was Dacheng's turn to play, and I saw him shouting towards the top: "Brother~!" Come, sit here. ”

Dacheng moved his ass and gave up his position, but Top didn't suspect it, so he sat on it.

"Poof~~~~." A small voice came from under the top buttocks, and it immediately made everyone's eyes turn around.

"Brother, did you fart??" Although he had known what the situation was for a long time, Shengli still pretended to be very surprised, and asked in a low voice.

Shengli didn't say this in Korean, but in a short sentence in Japanese, and it was clear that something was wrong. But TOP is now in a great embarrassment, so I didn't notice it.

"No, no, it's not me, there must be something wrong with this sofa." Top waved his hand again and again and explained to everyone.

"Something wrong with the sofa?? No, I just sat down and had nothing to do. Dacheng said another line that had been prepared a long time ago, forcing TOP to a desperate position.

That's right, this is also a routine that has been prepared in advance. At the beginning, Dacheng sat on the fart cushion first, and when he sat down, the top didn't come back, so naturally he couldn't hear the sound, 'poof,' and the fart cushion only makes a sound when it is squeezed, so when Dacheng gets up and moves his position, there will be no sound either.

And the time from Daesung to TOP sitting down again is very short, and the fart cushion has not been able to recover much shape at this moment, and there is not much air inhaled again, so when TOP sits down, the sound of 'poof, is not too loud. But it is precisely because the sound is not loud that it seems more real, after all, the whole person toy is to pursue the effect, and it is often louder.

"No, no, no." Hearing Dacheng say this, TOP was still subconsciously waving his hand. In fact, he was already beginning to wonder if he had really let out a stuffy fart just now.

"Okay, okay, it's not a big deal whether you put it or not, don't talk about it, let's have a meeting first." Succeeded in a small link, saw the embarrassment of TOP, Li Jingyuan also felt very interesting, but in order to continue, he still scooped out a more serious expression and tidied up the scene a little.

Li Jingyuan's words were still very effective, so he had no choice but to stop defending and put his mind on this temporary meeting. …,

Although it was a temporary proposed meeting, the content was not completely absent, and Jun Tamura was worthy of being a master of the whole person, and he showed a lot of experience at this time. While talking about tomorrow's program arrangement, I asked everyone's opinions from time to time, and it seemed that there was indeed some meaning of a meeting.

"...····, this is the basic process for tomorrow, do you have any questions?" After talking for a while, Tamura Jun asked another question and pretended to be a little thirsty. Seeing that there were no drinks on the table, he took advantage of everyone's thinking and ordered a staff member on the side to get some water.

This is the signal for the next spoof action, everyone knows it, only the top guy is still in the dark At this time, he was seriously thinking about what Tamura Jun just said, so he didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

Soon, the staff member came back with a bag of drinks, and Tomomi Kawanishi, who was sitting on the very edge, immediately stood up, took the bag of drinks and began to distribute.

This bag is all ordinary matcha drinks, and only two cups are specially formulated grass juice, which has a very bitter taste. One of the cups was obviously prepared for the top, while the other was handed over to Kwon Zhilong as a cover in order not to make the top suspicious.

Everyone took the drink, and TOP was no exception, and he took a sip on the straw without hesitation.

"Ugh. Not~~!!!! A bitter taste that was extremely stimulating made TOP's taste buds a little paralyzed, but he couldn't spit out the drink in his mouth directly in front of everyone, so he had to cover his mouth and hum.

"What's wrong??" Pretending to be puzzled, Li Jingyuan asked towards the top.

"Hmm~~~, Hmm~~!" There was still a drink in his mouth, and the top really had no way to speak, so he could only keep shaking his head.

"What the hell are you talking about? Swallow it. ”

"...···, wow~! It's too bitter~~!! "It didn't take long to say two sentences, but it was still too painful to put the drink in your mouth. In order to reduce this feeling, Top could only swallow the drink and shout immediately after that.

"Bitter??" At this time, it was Quan Zhilong's turn to appear, he pretended to have an expression of disbelief, and asked towards the top: "Your drink is bitter?" No way?? ”

"Why not, you can taste it and know it." muttered, while handing over his cup, the expression on TOP's face was too ugly, and his facial features were tangled.

"It's not bitter, it's the same as mine." Hard-headed, I took a small sip of the drink in the TOP cup, and then handed my cup to TOP Quan Zhilong, this short scene is really great, and it doesn't let TOP see the flaws at all.

"Same??" looked at Quan Zhilong's cup, and then compared it with the drink in his cup, and found that there was really nothing in the color? p>

Pounding the straight and the op couldn't help but wonder a little: "It looks like it's true." ”

"Don't you know the Tao by tasting it?" The old man on the side also came to a sentence. This is also arranged in advance, because the top is the most unprovoked, especially if it is made by victory, it is more effective.

"That's right." In this way, TOP took another sip of the drink in Kwon Zhilong's cup. As a result, it was obvious that in order to cover up, Quan Zhilong's cup was the same grass juice TOP was bitter again, but he couldn't find any difference.

"Hehe, Lao Cui, don't doubt that Japanese drinks taste like this, don't look at it as bitter, it's actually good for the body, especially for us artists." Li Jingyuan explained to TOP half-truthfully, and then scooped up his cup and took a big sip.

The color of matcha is exactly the same as grass juice, and it has been confirmed from Kwon Ji-ryong's cup just now, so TOP does not doubt whether other people's drinks are different from his own. With this premise and seeing Li Jingyuan take a big sip without any scruples, he somewhat believed Li Jingyuan's words. …,

"Really good for the body??" While frowning, he scooped up his cup and took a sip, and the action of the top made everyone almost suffocated.

"Hehe, you feel it, right? It's called good medicine and bitter taste. First said to the top, and then turned his head, Li Jingyuan said to the staff who delivered the drink just now: "Xie Lu, thank you for taking so much trouble." ”

Li Jingyuan thanked the staff, which means that the drinks sent by the staff are indeed good things Thinking of this, TOP completely dispelled his suspicions.

Thinking that he couldn't live up to the kindness of others, in the next time, the top still drank a small sip for a while, watching his actions, the people next to him became more and more impatient, and they were about to laugh.

Fortunately, Tamura Jun and Li Jingyuan are both very smart, and they interspersed some small jokes when talking, which gave everyone a chance to laugh out loud, and finally did not hold back the internal injuries.

"Brother, have you finished drinking??" After a quarter of an hour, seeing that TOP had drunk all the drinks, Victory finally asked without a clue.

"Well, I'm done drinking, what's wrong??"

"Here, I can't finish drinking, you can help me drink." didn't explain, he directly pushed his remaining half of the drink in front of the top, and the action of victory was also planned from the beginning.

Needless to say, he took the drink of victory, and after another sip, he realized that something was wrong.

"How ······ this cup of yours" Scooping the drink and looking towards the victory, TOP felt very strange, the victory drink seemed to be much better than his own cup, and there was no bitter taste that was extremely stimulating.

"Ha Lu Ha ~ ~~!!!!" Seeing TOP's expression, Lee Kyung-won and the crowd at BGBang suddenly burst into laughter, and the members of AKB and Jun Tamura also laughed.

"Brother, you're really good, you can drink such a bitter drink~! I haven't moved this cup, so why don't you drink it for me?" Quan Zhilong also pushed his drink in front of the top, and unlike Shengsheng, his drink was almost untouched.

Seeing this, no matter how stupid TOP is, he has already understood.

"Ahh A few of you~! It's designed to fix me, right? AKB and Tamura Jun also smiled, it was obvious that they were also colluding, and when they thought of this, TOP no longer cared about the camera and jumped up and rushed towards victory. Well, although it is a partnership of everyone, but who makes the victory the boss, this identity is the best bully, and it is naturally easy to understand that the top will choose him to vent his anger.

Although it was cleaned up by a meal, the laughter of victory still did not stop, and several people from the sun Dacheng Kwon Zhilong, who were watching the hot lot, also joined in, and for a while, several people from BGBANG were cast together, so that the AKB girls who were watching really watched a lively scene. --

"You're really, in order to fool me, you actually drank that thing, it's so poisonous~!" The last one to be cleaned up was Quan Zhilong, who wrapped his arms around his neck, complaining very hard.

"Ha Lu Ha~! Ha Lu Ha~!! Okay, okay, I'm sorry, it's not okay, who made you so cool all the time, and you don't know how to cooperate with your partner. While laughing, he said the reason for today's evil TOP, Quan Zhilong didn't care at all that he was still being tied by TOP.

"Huh??" After listening to Quan Zhilong's explanation, and looking at his partner Mariko again, TOP's face turned red all of a sudden, and his voice suddenly became much quieter: "That, that, I didn't mean it." ”

In fact, by this time, the prank was not over. I saw Tian Mariko walking up with a smile, and said to the top: "I'm really sorry for the trouble, that, I have chewing gum here, you eat a slice, go and get rid of the bitterness in your mouth." ”

thought the prank was over, so TOP didn't suspect Mariko Tian, and reached out to take the gum she handed out, and when he scooped up the gum, Mariko Tian let go of his hand...

"Smack~!!"

"Ouch~!!!"

The finger clamping mechanism played a role, and TOP really didn't expect such a situation, so it was rectified again, and he shouted directly with his fingers. Seeing his appearance, Mariko smiled and ran back to the AKB members, while the rest of the men laughed loudly again.