After hearing this, Le Yan rolled his strange eyes and stepped aside.

The President smiled, and the adults behind him also felt that the atmosphere had been eased a little.

The president said, "This sister-in-law, if you are hungry, we can prepare food for you to enjoy, do you want to use it?" ”

Le Yan didn't speak angrily.

Ma Yishan coughed and said, "Okay, the first one is said, then you can take a look at the following, please hurry up!" ”

The President looked down and saw that the second article was written on it: From today onwards, the whole people will not be allowed to collect water and electricity bills, and they will use them as they please, and if they dare to charge a penny of water and electricity bills, they will kill all the employees of all hydropower companies in the country, and of course kill the leaders first.

The President looked at it and said, "You seem to be referring to the developed countries abroad to do these benefits, but the citizens of our country have always been very fond of waste, how do you think this can be solved?" ”

Ma Yishan said: "This has to be grasped from a little doll, and people should be taught not to waste and be diligent and thrifty since childhood, and if there is any waste of water and electricity, kill him, isn't this okay?" ”

The President nodded, and he felt that this was the only way to go.

The next one is to reduce the tariffs on all goods imported from foreign countries to the same proportion as those charged by foreign countries, and not to overcharge them, and at the same time close more than 99 percent of the excess checkpoints and toll booths, and the excess taxes that are obviously used to satisfy one's own selfish desires.

Ma Yishan said: "If these redundant levels are not dismantled and closed within three days, then the Key Demon will use all the missiles to help you automatically dismantle them!" You can do it! ”

"Three days ?!!"

The President was taken aback, he knew that his country's tariffs were the heaviest in the world, and because of this, foreign BMWs were only tens of thousands of yuan, and China actually sold them for hundreds of thousands of bandits.

So he immediately ordered the demolition team to frantically dismantle the redundant and indiscriminate toll checkpoints across the country.

Within three days, the demolition team will not completely dismantle all the redundant checkpoints and toll booths in the country, and they will all be shot!!

So the high-ranking officials of the city construction immediately rushed out of the city sweating profusely.

After only talking for a while, more than 10,000 toll booths across the country were frantically demolished by the demons of the demolition team!

So far, for the first time, the people of the whole country have praised the evil demolition and relocation teams in the past.

Some aunts were happy to bring them water and bread.

The subordinates of the President and the National People's Congress are speeding to govern all the irrational places in the country, and he is also out of the way.

Because if you don't carry it out, you will destroy the country!

The news that the Key Demon had sent someone to guide the president's work also spread, and the people of the whole country sweated.

However, after seeing that many toll booths have been removed, they are full of hope for the future of the country.

The President kept watching. The next article of the document is that all businesses in the country are not allowed to raise prices at will, and violators will be shot immediately and any right to appeal will be dismissed!

Then there is a specific table below, where the goods are not allowed to exceed a few percent, are written in great detail.

The President was very moved, and he said, "In the past, it was rumored that the Key Demon came to punish mankind with deep hatred, but now it seems that we are all wrong to blame him, and it is not easy to make this table that is more than ten meters long!" ”

Ma Yishan smiled. He didn't want to tell him that it was a form that was made in thirty seconds, and he said, "Please execute it immediately!" ”

Since the time when the President sat down just now, they have set up a special operations team, headed by the President, and all officials at all levels in the country are on standby!

All tasks are red-headed documents, whoever has snubbed is shot immediately!

The President immediately took out the form and gave it to the officials around him, telling them to immediately notify the whole country that the price of all goods would be reduced according to the form. If anyone dares to raise prices indiscriminately in the future, he will kill his whole family!

The officials beside him gritted their teeth and said, "President, you can rest assured!" If anyone dares to disobey the order, we will dig up his ancestral grave! ”

Ma Yishan smiled when he heard it, and the president wiped his sweat and continued to review the documents.

The next article says that every citizen must be allowed to enjoy endowment insurance and housing insurance, as well as more than 50 benefits, large and small. If you can't do one thing, play it all!

"That's a lot of more than 50 benefits, right? How can our government have so much money? ”

A ghost next to Ma Yishan shouted: "If you are told to do it, you will do it!" You can save from the daily work expenses! The national civil servants have saved tens of millions of dollars each! If you can't do it, die! ”

The president thought about it and said, "Then we can barely do it, we just have to make some adjustments." ”

Ma Yishan said: "The necessary adjustments can be made as long as they are reasonable, but none of these benefits must be left behind!" There are more than 400 benefits in developed countries, but can't you, as a developing country, even 50 of them? So what qualifies them to live in the world? ”

The president immediately ordered an immediate halt to the billions of dollars that had been allocated to some Equatorial countries in the past few days. There will be no money for them in the future, and the citizens of their own country will not be served well!

Ma Yishan said: "That's right, my own people still can't eat!" There is nothing to do, in order to slap a swollen face and become fat, you have to send money to those small countries hundreds of thousands of kilometers away! If you can't even take care of your own people. You are not qualified to help others! ”

"I know the way, I know the way, I try to adjust and save money!"

As soon as the mayor of a certain city went to work today, he found that his limousine was missing.

He immediately called the secretary, who ran in.

"What's going on? Where's my limousine? Why doesn't anyone who borrows it not scream? ”

The secretary said: "Just now the president ordered that all units cancel cars, so they pulled the cars and sold them for the people's pensions!" ”

Mayor so-and-so immediately stood up, "What? What will Lao Tzu use to work in the future? Do you want to use light work? ”

Looking at the hideous-looking mayor, the secretary sighed and said, "Mayor! Don't ask, this is for your bus card, for you to use to commute! ”

With that, she handed him an old bus card.

The mayor shivered with the card, and his blood pressure rose.

He later discovered that there were still some buses in the garage.

It is a 20,000 yuan van with a lack of lights, which is better than a QQ car.

And a motorbike and a bike!

The mayor hugged the van and cried.

When it was time for him to eat at noon, the secretary gave him 20 yuan and told him to settle it himself.

"Why are there only 20 pieces?"

The mayor has gone berserk.

"Your Excellency! We only have a few hundred yuan a month for food and beverage assistance, and 20 yuan for you to eat a meal is enough luxury! ”

The mayor pinched the 20 pieces and wanted to cry.

Their unit collects 5 million yuan in national taxes every month, and every month the mayor takes out a part of it to pay some bonuses.

But at the end of the month, the accountant said that it was the state's money, and no matter how oily and watery your unit was, you could only receive a fixed salary, and you would be shot if you took one more point!

The mayor woke up in a daze, and asked, "What is my base salary?" ”

The accountant looked at it and said, "It's 4,500 yuan!" Not a single point more! ”

The mayor is about to have a heart attack.

"I'm only 4,500 yuan a mayor a month! Then I might as well go out and sell sweet potatoes! ”

When he said this, he found that several leaders had come to resign!

"Where are you going?"

"Then you need to ask? Of course, it's out of the corner to set up a stall! Lao Tzu worked hard for a month to get a 4,000 yuan! Not even a vegetable vendor! I'm not doing it! ”

As soon as the dozen or so leaders dropped their resignation letters, they scolded and walked out of the gang together.

The mayor looked at the resignation letters, and he knew that he still had to sign them.

"Accountant! If I work overtime at noon now, how much will I be paid overtime? ”

He calculated it and said, "I think I can get 15 yuan!" ”

The mayor was furious, "Give me pen and paper!" ”

"Mayor, what kind of official document are you going to write?"

"Still writing a fart document? Lao Tzu is also resigning! Tomorrow I will go to the wholesale market to stock sweet potatoes! (To be continued......)