Chapter Eighty-Three: Punishment and Disgrace
Du Ziteng lit a cigarette, and leisurely swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog before talking to himself: "Yan Xiaokai, you said this person, it's not strange." When I was expelled from school, my dad beat me to death, saying that I was not as good as you and your Bi Yuntao. Look, a few years have passed, how is the situation, you are still a poor student, look at me, how am I now? Hey, look at me! ”
Yan Xiaokai turned his head, glanced him up and down, and said expressionlessly: "It's no different, small eyes, collapsed nose, tetracycline teeth, big belly, looped legs, spraying a bottle of perfume still smells of foxes!" ”
Du Ziteng made a big face, but he felt good about himself, and he instantly returned to normal, turned around in place, stretched out his hand and flicked his suit and said: "See, Qipai, more than two thousand!" What brand are you wearing? ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Du Ziteng took out a mobile phone from his pocket again, "See, Apple." Haven't seen it, have you? Oh, have you ever used it? What phone are you using now? ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Du Ziteng put away his mobile phone and raised the golden watch in his hand again, "Look, the one I wear on this hand, Rolex Cellini's, fifty-six thousand." Hey, why don't you wear anything on your hands, oh oh, I forgot, you're still a poor student! ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Du Ziteng patted the car next to him again, "See, 2013 Honda Accord, 230,000." What do you think? Cool it! ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
After Du Ziteng proudly showed off inside and out, he said: "My dad still asked me to repeat the university entrance examination, I really don't know what to say, is it great to be admitted to the university?" In my construction team, several of the foremen are college students! ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Du Ziteng smiled: "What about college students? Don't just give me a part-time job for someone who graduated from high school two years apart, and look at my face and tail between my face. ”
Yan Xiaokai: "......"
Du Ziteng suddenly said in a very trivial voice: "Hey, let me tell you a secret, I haven't had any hobbies in the past few years, so I like to sleep with female college students." I've slept seven times now, and one of them is still a virgin! You say I'm amazing! ”
Yan Xiaokai really can't stay with this kind of person who doesn't know what to do, because this person not only stinks in his body, but also his heart, and the smell of nausea is emitted from the inside out, and if he stays any longer, he is afraid that he will be disgusted to death, and it happened that at this time, he saw Bi Yu coming out of the market, so he threw down Du Ziteng, who was talking to himself, and greeted him!
Du Ziteng is completely in the state, and he can't show all the copper smell on his body to tell others how smelly he is. Who knew that when Lu Dao was gaining momentum, Yan Xiaokai suddenly threw him down and walked forward.
Looking in the direction he was walking, he found that the glamorous and beautiful Bi Yu was walking in style, his eyes suddenly glowed, and he hurriedly ran over and rushed to Bi Yu in front of Yan Xiaokai.
"Yo, isn't this Bi Yu?"
Bi Yu stopped slightly, looked at it, and found that the person in front of him who was dressed like a dog was Du Ziteng from the same village, and said hello lightly, "Du Ziteng, long time no see!" ”
Seeing that Bi Yu was willing to take care of himself, Du Ziteng immediately became energetic, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Yes, yes, I haven't seen you for a long time!" ”
For the sake of the same village, Bi Yu originally wanted to chat with him, but when the smoky smell on Du Ziteng's body came to her face, she couldn't help frowning, a big man, what kind of perfume to wear? And it's still a woman's perfume, making herself neither male nor female.
The smell was really unbearable, so Bi Yu quickened his pace and walked forward.
Du Ziteng hurriedly followed her, and said in a more exaggerated tone: "Bi Yu, others say that the eighteenth change of the female college is becoming more and more colorful, this is wrong, but it is really thundering, the last time I saw you, it seemed that I still had snot!" Now it's so beautiful, the whole fairy is like a mortal, I almost didn't dare to recognize it just now. ”
When Bi Yu heard this, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, you said that you are the same person and say the same thing, but why is the difference so big? When it comes to this person's mouth, why is it so disagreeable? So he responded lukewarmly: "Really? Du Ziteng, you really love to laugh! ”
Du Ziteng Tian said shamelessly: "Hehe, I don't have any merits, it's just humor." ”
Bi Yu laughed and laughed, too lazy to take care of him anymore, and his pace sped up a little.
Du Ziteng chased after him and said attentively: "Bi Yu, look at the fact that you have carried so many things, how heavy, come and I will help you carry it." ”
Bi Yu shook his head and said, "No need, I can move it." ”
Du Ziteng touched a cold nail, but he still didn't stop, a pair of squinting eyes kept lingering on her plump and pretty buttocks, and continued: "Are you going home?" I also happened to come back from Guangcheng and was about to go home, look, my car is there, I'll take you back! ”
Bi Yu refused without thinking about it, "Thank you, no need!" ”
At this time, Yan Xiaokai, who was slow and slow, finally walked in front of her, and she handed him the things she was carrying.
After looking left and right, he found that Yan Xiao's car was missing, and he couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Where is your car?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "There is a tire that has been punctured, put it over there to repair it!" ”
Du Ziteng thought to himself, what kind of car can this dead poor ghost afford? At most, it's a broken motorcycle!
Thinking like this, he stepped forward and said, "Bi Yu, let's take my car, the seat is comfortable, not only can you blow the air conditioner, but you can also listen to my brother." You have to ride on his motorcycle, not blocking the wind or dust, blowing back all the way, your beautiful face will definitely become a little cat. ”
Bi Yu finally became a little impatient, and looked back at Du Ziteng, but she didn't tell him what kind of car Yan Xiaokai was driving, but smiled lightly: "Du Ziteng, I'm different from others, others would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle." I'd rather sit on a broken motorcycle and laugh and eat sand than sit in a car crying and blowing the air conditioner. So, you better save it. ”
Du Ziteng: "......"
Yan Xiaokai gave a thumbs up and praised: "I have a character, I like it!" ”
Bi Yu's face turned red, and he scolded lightly with resentment, "Go!" ”
Yan Xiaokai smiled directly.
Du Ziteng saw the eyebrows of the two of them as if no one was around, flirting and scolding, completely treating himself as air, and secretly gritted his teeth.
At this time, Li Baogen ran over, "Kaizi, Kaizi." ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Uncle Gen, have the tires been changed?" ”
Li Baogen said with some embarrassment: "That car is too advanced, it seems to be a special edition of a limited classic, I used to fiddle with the ordinary version, and I can't put down the spare tire." ”
Du Ziteng on the side immediately became energetic again, and said in a weird manner: "Yo, this is fresh, what about a broken motorcycle with a spare tire?" ”
Li Baogen was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a sneer: "Stomach hurts, have you ever seen a motorcycle with a spare tire?" ”
Du Ziteng said: "This ...... I'm really sorry, I live in a city where motorcycles are banned all year round, let alone a motorcycle with a spare tire, I almost forget what a motorcycle is like. ”
Although Li Baogen is doing a small business, he has seen countless rich people, and he really can't look down on this nouveau riche who is the same as 2580,000, so he immediately squeezed him and said: "Yo, in this way, you don't even remember your last name." ”
Du Ziteng was also angry, "Hey, how did you talk?" Shut up if you can't speak, no one when you're dumb! ”
Li Baogen sneered: "My stomach hurts, you should say this to yourself!" ”
Du Ziteng said: "You ......"
Yan Xiaokai felt that there was really no need to waste time with such a person, so he stepped forward and pulled Li Baogen and said, "Uncle Gen, I know how to put down the spare tire, let's go!" ”
Du Ziteng still said shamelessly: "A motorcycle with a spare tire, this is really unusual, Ben Dashao also went to see a fresh one." ”
Li Baogen snorted coldly, didn't say anything, nodded at Yan Xiaokai, and took the lead to walk to his maintenance shop.
After the car was repaired, Du Ziteng did not see the motorcycle, but saw a brand-new Range Rover parked there, although it was stained with a little dust, but it still could not hide its mighty and domineering.
When Yan Xiao opened the car door and got in, Du Ziteng was a little dumbfounded!
Seeing his stunned look, Li Baogen sneered and asked, "My stomach hurts, do you see it?" This is what you just said about a motorcycle with a spare tire. What do you think? Is it good-looking? Doesn't it look good with your broken Honda?? ”
Du Ziteng's expression suddenly became exciting, red for a while, white for a while, and squeaked after the most squeak: "Isn't it more than a million?" What's the big deal. I'm now worth more than a million. ”
"More than a million?" Li Baogen sneered again, "This is the highest Land Rover in the classic limited edition, there are no four million, don't even think about touching you." Just that broken Honda like you, people will top you with twenty cars per car. ”
Du Ziteng's face was embarrassed, as if he had been slapped twenty times in a row, and he couldn't say anything with a red face.
Yan Xiaokai followed Zheng Peilin's explanation before coming back, put down the back row of seats, released the spare tire gong, and the spare tire was slowly put down.
Li Baogen didn't bother to ridicule the so-called Du Ziteng anymore, so he loaded the tires by himself, and with a dozen wind spores, he loaded the tires with three times and five divided by two.
"Alright, Kaizi, let's get it." Li Baogen clapped his hands, and then said: "I have already called the tire supplier just now, and the tires will be delivered in the next two days, and I will call your home phone at that time." ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "Trouble Uncle Gen." How much does it cost to change a tire? ”
Li Baogen hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Hey, what kind of money is this, aren't you slapping your uncle in the face!" ”
Yan Xiao laughed and said, "Then Uncle Xie Gen." ”
Du Ziteng saw them standing there talking to themselves, he was completely treated as transparent, he didn't leave, he didn't stay, he was extremely embarrassed.
Yan Xiaokai opened the car door and was about to leave with Bi Yu, only then did he seem to remember Du Ziteng, turned his head and said: "My stomach hurts, just now you said that the name is a problem of the protagonist's supporting role, I think I don't agree with it later, who is the protagonist and who is the supporting role has nothing to do with the name, but with character and appearance." What about some people? Born to be the main character! Some people come out of the middle to be the protagonist! No matter how many people there are, they can't be the protagonist until they die! ”
Du Ziteng: "This ......"
Yan Xiaokai said: "Of these three, which one do you think I belong to?" ”
Du Ziteng: "You ......"
Yan Xiaokai said: "Which kind do you think you belong to?" ”
Du Ziteng: "I ......"
Yan Xiao smiled loudly, got into the Land Rover with Bi Yu, and left.
Li Baogen looked at Du Ziteng, who was still there, and said with a light smile: "Stomach ache, according to your appearance and character, I think the biggest is probably the last one that Kaizi said." ”
Du Ziteng: "......"
Li Baogen laughed and turned to walk towards the store.
The ironic laughter echoed in the air, making Du Ziteng feel hot on his face, as if he had been slapped several times, and he could only turn around in disgrace and get into his car in embarrassment......