Chapter 799

On February 11th, the two movies "Killing Spring" and "Thai Embarrassment" began to sell tickets at the same time, for these two films, in terms of casting, "Finale" has an advantage, and in terms of publicity, it is stronger than "Thai Embarrassment".

Therefore, even if "Thai Embarrassment" has Zhao Ze's golden signboard, it is still lower in terms of film scheduling rate!

However, Zhao Ze doesn't care about these, he believes that after the box office statistics come out today, these movie theaters, as long as they are not stupid, will know how to choose.

The movie tickets that will be chartered were sold out yesterday, Zhao Ze did not go to the chartered venue, but quietly came to a small theater, yes, Zhao Ze mainly wanted to see if "Thai Embarrassment" could be compared with another time and space, and once again create a miracle.

Of course, Zhao Ze is also very confident in other people's viewing and some details, but he is still a little uneasy in his heart when he doesn't wait for the audience to see it.

There is a long queue, and today is no surprise to Zhao Ze, either to watch "Killing Spring" or to buy "Thai Embarrassment", however, compared with police and gangster films, at this time of the Chinese New Year, most people actually like comedies.

This is like why Feng Xiaogang's "1942" failed at the beginning, he can only say that he is too confident, and many times, he is often separated from the masses, and he is not far from failure.

The Chinese New Year was originally a Chinese New Year film, and the picture was happy, but as a result, Feng Xiaogang made a heavy disaster film, so naturally no one bought it, but on the contrary, his rapid shooting of a "Private Custom" was a great success.

Lian Feng Xiaogang when he was interviewed. are all represented. "Private Custom" is just to return the favor. returned the love of the Huayi brothers, but as a result, a movie shot in a fast time was a good box office.

Therefore, Feng Xiaogang once said, I don't understand what the current audience likes to watch and why. A movie that has been in preparation for a long time, but no one has watched it, and a shoddy movie, but it is a box office hit?

Why?

Because the audience loves it!

In fact, it's that simple, this time, whether "Thai Embarrassment" can make the audience like it, or whether it can make the audience in this time and space like it, wait and see!

With movie tickets in hand, Zhao Ze and Ning Qian were in Hall 3. There are still ten minutes left before the film screening begins. However, Zhao Ze took a general look, and almost sixty percent of the people had arrived.

"Not bad!"

Zhao Ze said with a smile.

"I feel like there will be a few more."

Ning Qian said in a low voice.

"It should be eighty percent."

Zhao Ze said.

As Zhao Ze and Ning Qian expected, as the film started immediately, a lot of people finally came one after another!

"I don't know, is "Thai Embarrassment" the same as a promotional film, it will be quite exciting?"

"I feel that it should be good, after all, Zhao Zeda has always recommended it."

"Hehe, don't mention this, my buddy grabbed the movie ticket given by Zhao Zeda, and as a result, guess what? Zhao Ze was not in that theater at all. ”

"I'm rubbing, where did he go?"

"Who knows, we haven't seen each other anyway."

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Listening to the surrounding discussions, Zhao Ze also secretly felt embarrassed, but thinking that he really didn't promise these fans, he would go to the cinema, so it can't be regarded as Zhao Ze's appointment.

Thinking about it so calmly, Zhao Ze instantly felt that there was no psychological pressure!

As the movie begins, everyone becomes quiet!

The film has officially begun!

As Wang Bao and Xu Zheng got off the bus in Thailand, everyone in the entire screening hall never stopped laughing!

"I'll wipe it, isn't this Wang Bao just here to pit Xu Zheng?"

"Haha, it really amused me!"

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Countless people laughed, and as the film progressed, when Xu Zheng and Wang Bao went to Huang Bo's room to steal the key, it turned out to be good, and they went to the wrong room.

"Nima, Wang Bao is treating Huang Bo as a green onion cake!"

"Haha, Xu Zheng's teeth hurt again!"

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Many people watched this scene and really laughed!

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Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang sat in the waiting room, and Xu Zheng, who was already asleep, leaned on violently, and his head was directly tied to the cactus.

"Ah, are you going to hold a cactus forever?"

"You don't understand, now it's a cactus, and when you go to the temple, he's a healthy tree!" Wang Baoqiang said with some dissatisfaction.

"It's very spiritual."

"Alright, alright, bring the phone!"

Xu Zheng was quite helpless to ask Wang Bao for a mobile phone, but it turned out that the picture from last night had been deleted again.

The two quarreled again, and Xu Zheng had no choice but to buy a Thai card!

"Then you sue me, did you let the shemale beat me last night?"

Wang Baoqiang pointed at Xu Zheng with some seriousness and said.

The picture turns, and the two are sitting on the train!

Everyone laughed, feeling that the two of them were amusing the B duo.

On the train, Xu Zheng looked at the photos of his daughter in his wallet while surfing the Internet!

"Who's that kid?"

Wang Baoqiang came over.

"Leave me alone?"

At this time, Xu Zheng said helplessly.

The mobile phone rang, and it turned out to be Xu Zheng's wife's phone, but as a result, Wang Baoqiang picked it up all of a sudden.

The quarrel between the two is also hilarious!

At this time, Wang Baoqiang questioned Xu Zheng if he had a wife, and he still did this kind of thing of cuckolding others, Xu Zheng looked intently at the pictures that were about to appear on the computer, and ignored Wang Baoqiang at all.

Just when the picture was about to be transmitted, Wang Baoqiang directly pulled out the USB flash drive!

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The plot of the film continues to develop, Huang Bo borrowed a taxi, and on the train, when Wang Baoqiang was reading a book, a picture fell, which was exactly the same as the picture in the computer.

Next, the two began to take pictures as they walked, and the music played. Everyone watched it with relish. Especially when I saw Xu Zheng's helpless look. I couldn't stop laughing.

Xu Zheng left Wang Baoqiang alone and found the temple on the picture!

At this time, when Xu Zheng came to the temple and looked for Lao Zhou, Huang Bo also met Wang Baoqiang!

"Why are you here?"

"You know me?"

"I don't know!"

"What about others?"

"Don't pretend to me, you're his guide, what about others"

"I don't know."

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I just saw that Huang Bo took the money one by one!

"Something about the two of you. I already know. ”

Wang Baoqiang looked at Huang Bo and said in a low voice.

"He'll tell you everything."

Huang Bo thought that it was the matter of the oil tyrant, so he said a little angrily.

"This kind of thing, you can't blame him alone, my mother said, a slap doesn't make a sound!"

"Life is like a game of chess, and who has the last laugh is not certain."

Huang Bo said with a sneer.

"But I'm used to this kind of thing."

"You're used to it?"

"There's something wrong with your wife."

"What's the matter with my wife?"

"Your wife seduced him first."

"That's true love."

"What?"

"But don't worry, I've let him go. He'll never cuckold you again. ”

Hearing Wang Baoqiang's words, Huang Bo suddenly braked. Hit it directly.

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It's really Nima who is so funny, I wiped it and laughed at me!

"Damn, Nima, the drama between these two is too strong."

"Haha, Wang Bao's expression is really innocent."

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This is the plot continues to develop, Xu Zheng came to the temple to look for Lao Zhou, but found that he was wrong.

Huang Bo also came in at this time!

At this time, the three of them became a play!

The quarrel of the three made these Thai black. I can't figure it out for the gang directly.

The emotions were in a mess, and the result made the people in the theater laugh completely!

Especially, when Wang Baoqiang's last charming kick shocked everyone!

The three of them fled separately, and as a result, Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang escaped, but Huang Bo was detained!

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Almost everyone watched the film with a smile, and when they found a village, it turned out that all the people were playing Songkran.

Xu Zheng ignored Wang Baoqiang and let him play alone, while he was eating a banana and was about to turn on the computer, when there was a sudden surge of water from above.

Brainwashed!

Xu Zheng was directly sprayed with blood, looked up at Wang Baoqiang, and Wang Baoqiang said innocently: "I just want to wash your brain." ”

"I'm used to it."

Xu Zheng muttered to himself.

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And when Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang sat on an elephant and fell into the river, everyone laughed even more.

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After reading it, many people were most moved by the end, it turned out that Wang Baoqiang's mother had Alzheimer's disease, and he came to Thailand, in fact, it was more to fulfill his mother's dream.

In the end, Xu Zheng no longer wanted to be an oil bully, and he finally found that the real happiness was with the people he liked and with his family.

Finally, I have to say that the appearance of Fan Xiaoice in the film is a big surprise in the eyes of everyone!

After all the people watched the film, the whole theater was full of laughter.

"Tineema is optimistic, no, I'm going to watch it again tomorrow."

"I'm rubbing, these three people are simply a golden iron triangle, this Nima, it's not a little bit good-looking."

"I won't say anything, I just want to say one thing, this movie is just so good."

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As soon as it came out of the theater, many people were chatting about "Thai Embarrassment", and Zhao Ze knew that this time, as he thought, he could get a movie that everyone liked, which is a comedy movie.

"I'm rubbing, killing spring, killing and not looking, Nima, I feel completely cool, there is no logic at all, the police are in the end, for what morality, let the criminal go, your sister, are you kind? It's stupid. ”

"I'm also drunk, why does Andy keep taking such bad movies? Damn, can we still play together? ”

"This movie, watching it for the Chinese New Year, is really emotional. Anyway. I said I would never look at it again. ”

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Compared to "Thai Embarrassment". The evaluation of another movie "Killing Spring" is much lower.

I have to say that the audience's evaluation is the most real, after watching the film, many people began to express their viewing feelings on WeChat-

"The good thing about Thailand is that the laughter is dense but does not affect the main line, and the jokes are vulgar but do not forget to sensationalize and sublimate. Full of laughter, but don't take the, pee, fart route. It is really suitable to be placed in the Chinese New Year stalls, and I am optimistic about the box office surprise. The fantasy journey of 3 young people, all kinds of vulgar jokes! If you don't come out with your stomach covered after watching it, it means that either your muscles are stiff, or you are in the wrong theater. This year, I will point to this second forced film for the New Year! ”

"There are tears in laughter, sensationalism in moderation. Xu Zheng's directorial debut with sincerity is well-deserved as the best domestic comedy of the year. Let's look at the group of heroes competing for the New Year, and the embarrassed one wins when they meet on the narrow road. “

"Commercial light comedy with exotic elements, neat playwork, and borrowing of genre techniques such as tracking and cross-dressing. The shallow comedy section without baggage focuses on the combination of scene scheduling and action design, but it is a pity that the level of storyboarding loses the comedic effect; Although there are many deliberate imitation movements. can smoothly express the audience's feelings, and the director's expression has no new ideas; There is an imbalance in the rhythm between funny and quiet, and Wang Baoqiang's famous performance adds a bit of a funny version"

The laughter was super dense, and the people who laughed in the audience turned their backs. The actors' acting skills are superb, the plot is coherent, and the scenery is beautiful. A lot of surprises, five-star highly recommended, big love Wang Baoqiang. Huang Bo said that the baby is really good at showing his own simplicity to the audience. ”

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I have to say that most of the audience gave good reviews, but at this time, the reflective "Killing Spring" was all bad reviews, and even many people began to scold this movie for being brain-dead and making money.

"I don't understand, in the movie "Killing Spring", how talented the director is to shoot such a bad movie, and he can be so narcissistic to call it the best Chinese New Year file this year, at this time I just want to say, fuck off, this movie, who watches who is second."

"Whether you are holding EXC or not, whether you are consuming Andy, but, at this time, I just want to say that I will not watch this movie again, and I will not recommend others to watch it, domestic movies, it is because of you garbage that they have become so vulnerable, can't you spend some money on the plot, props, and even special effects?"

"Hehe, it's really funny, I thought this movie was not bad, but now I have to say, what kind of garbage movie is this, fuck your sister, it's just a waste of Lao Tzu's ticket money."

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Countless people have scolded the movie, but it can't be said that there is no praise for the movie, some brain-dead fans, such as EXo's brain-dead fans, at this time, are starting to make various non-nutritious evaluations of the movie.

At the same time, Plaza Asia Entertainment also publicly stated that the movie has received very good reviews, and as for the other evaluations it has received now, he even declared that he hopes that some people can hire less water army.

Obviously, in this regard, Uniasia Entertainment directly alluded to the fact that Pinxuan Entertainment hired a water army to slander and slander "Killing Spring"

"I'm really a dog, anyway, can you still have a face? Not much else, pictured above! ”

Zhao Ze's micro-customer didn't say any nonsense, but directly took screenshots of several micro-customer users-

"First, the pace of the story drags on. Second, the jokes are too old, and they rely on spoofs to please the audience. Third, the story has no feelings and is pure farce. Fourth, a large number of bridges are strictly plagiarized, and there are no original comedy bridges. Fifth, the biggest problem is that it is insincere and purely deceives the audience of movie ticket money. ”

"Such an idiotic film, being rated so high!!"

As a director, Xu Zheng is calm enough, narcissistic and restrained enough, Wang Baoqiang is very good, but there is still no progress in the funny scenes, he will fully grasp the effect into the Spring Festival Gala when he appears in any comedy, I don't know if it will destroy Xu Zheng's original intention. Huang Bo is simply a waste. I hope Xu Zheng has been shooting, but full of sincerity and excellence. Women's works and the like are never the standard for adding points to a movie, this film, just don't watch it. ”

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Countless screenshots come out, and each of these micro-guest users who comment on "Thai Embarrassment" is almost a few fans, and some even have zero fans and zero attention.

Obviously, these are the legendary trolls

As soon as these screenshots came out, countless fans were even more lucky.

"Rub, do you want to be embarrassed? Obviously, he hired a water army, but the result was good. directly said that Pinxuan Entertainment hired a water army. I just want to say one thing at this point. Say a good face, do you still want it? ”

"Hehe, I'm really drunk, I'm really speechless, Nima, I just don't even want a little face, your sister, the movie "Killing Spring". Whether it looks good or not, everyone can see it, and said that the hired sailors will give you bad reviews and wipe them, I really don't understand, how can your skin be so thick? ”

"If it weren't for Andy, who would have watched your movie, but the result was good, and the starring role was Andy. It turned out that it was just soy sauce, and I really got it. ”

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Countless fans. Holding dissatisfaction with the movie "Killing Spring", they are all angry, didn't you say that we brushed up bad reviews?

We're really brushing it!

Therefore, on the major movie websites, the praise of "Thai Embarrassment" is nine points, and the score of "Killing Spring" is one point!

This Nima is simply a contrast between the red fruit and the snow!

At this moment, all the people were dumbfounded, you know, generally for bad movies, the minimum is 3 points, but as a result, this one is good, and it directly refreshes one point.

It's really a dog!

Everyone knows that the score of "Killing Spring" is probably really going to cry!

On the other hand, the film critics, after watching "Thai Embarrassment", also gave their own evaluations -

The famous film critic, and Caitou, also made a long comment on this movie

"Finally there is a real Chinese New Year movie

I've asked again and again: why is it so hard to watch a popcorn-only movie at the end of the year?

Historically, this heavy responsibility has always been on the shoulders of director Feng Xiaogang, but this year he applied for a leave of absence, gave up filming the Chinese New Year, and no longer made movies, which I feel very regretful.

The function of the Chinese New Year film is more single, let everyone laugh, let everyone's eyelashes get wet, and finally add a happy ending. The left hand jokes, the right hand is warm, the point is to allow the audience to laugh wildly, but the warmth part must control the tears well. Only tears were allowed to roll in the eyes, the girls' small breasts rose and fell violently in the dark, and the men let out a slight cough and writhed their buttocks restlessly, the principle was that tears would never be allowed to fall! So, after watching the happy ending, they walked out of the movie theater, felt that they had done a full massage on the love xù, and were full of comfort to devote themselves to the Christmas and New Year Spring Festival shopping, and even recalled the hilarious episodes in the crowd of people in the Spring Festival, and suddenly became happy, temporarily forgetting that they had been standing on one foot for 36 hours.

Based on the above analysis, Thai embarrassment is likely to become the biggest dark horse of Chinese films this year.

Director, screenwriter and starring Xu Zheng (don't Baidu, it's the pig in "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie") strictly implemented the industrial process of Chinese New Year films, and everything should be there:

There are jokes - Wang Baoqiang (don't Baidu, it's the second in "Soldier Assault") plays the second forced sunny youth, and now the baby in "Run, Brother" is facing the elite pretending youth played by Xu Zheng. Behind the two, there is also Huang Bo, who has been focusing on bad luck for 30 years, chasing and killing all the way.

There is warmth - whether it is Tao Hong and Xu Zheng's husband and wife warmth, or Wang Baoqiang's mother and son warmth, the movie theater was instantly quiet, and the audience temporarily stopped stuffing a lot of popcorn into their mouths, but breathed seriously and tried to blink.

There's a bed scene – you won't believe what's going on in front of you! There really is a bed scene, and it is extremely rotten! And hilarious! It happened in the 25th to 30th minute, and the abdominal muscles of the whole audience were about to break.

There is a counterattack by dick silk - ruthless and important! What is more exciting in this world than the final fulfillment of the wish of the young man? Thanks to Fan Xiaoice Fan Ye, the goddess she played is ruthless and convincing, and it is estimated that she will not get much paid, but it adds a lot of color to the ending.

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Finally, I know that many people are going to say that I am going to help people market and take money to tout. I can responsibly say that this analysis is completely correct. In this story, Xu Zheng struggled to set aside a sum of money from the 60 million production fee to me and asked me to help him do marketing. If it was a big hit at the box office, he promised me that I could have dinner with Fan Bingbing. I have a second version of this story. In this version, I don't know Xu Zheng at all, purely after watching the movie, I volunteered to write this thing because I liked it, the two stories before and after, which one do you want to believe more? ”

If this film review by He Caitou is from the movie, then the other film review is more radical-

"You're the water army. Your whole family is a troll. Don't pretend to be your literary and artistic style. I just like this kind of vulgarity

Pre-Reading Statement:

This article just complains about some pseudo-literature and pseudo-freshness, literature and freshness are not wrong, but there are some men and women who say at every turn what good Western food they eat, what good steak they drink, what good red wine they drink, and they look very proud, often using some names and book titles to flaunt themselves, and when they see that they don't like what others like, they turn into personal attacks and say that others are water army. I think it's completely understandable that watching a film like "Thai Embarrassment" doesn't think it's funny, but you can't say that others are water armies just because you don't laugh and others laugh.

I think that a person who reads and thinks a lot should have a certain tolerance.

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If you have to sigh why would anyone watch such a vulgar movie and laugh, then okay, I admit that I am actually a water army, I watched the movie and watched the 1-star review code These words can get 2 yuan and 5 cents, I take this water article so seriously and tirelessly so that I can no longer cook noodles and eat them after work, but also have the money and opportunity to read the Russian novels and the British Satire's Satire,"

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PS: The throat has a pimple, the fire has caused a fever, and, sitting for a long time, the neck may be stiff, and it hurts to die, when I write this word, add another one, my stomach suddenly hurts, tragedy, the movie review is written like this, delete a lot, strive not to charge additional money, and finally, I saw two thieves. The version is crooked in the book review, and it's even more uncomfortable, go to your mother's comparison, look at it for free, what qualifications do you have to say about me, say that the author of the Martial God Space, Chenchen, fuck off, well, it's not to pretend to be pitiful, it's really sick, after all, look at the thief, you just say that the sky is broken, and they won't have sympathy, here, just thank you to all the brothers and sisters who insist on subscribing. (To be continued......)