020 Stealing corpses and returning the sun

After another morning, after finally tossing the snake tail back into the human leg, the plan to repair the corpse and help the three ghosts return to yang also began to be prepared.

Although this half-day and one-night wind is a little work is extraordinarily painful, but there are still unexpected gains, under the huge pressure of accidentally finding that the transfiguration method body can not XX in the toilet and gritting his teeth in irritability, and he is about to endure it, due to physiological reactions, the pressure is finally transformed into motivation, and Nuwa finally learned to switch the form change and successfully mastered the use of some divine powers.

Li Chang was amazed by this surprise, as the founding Nuwa Ancient God has always directly absorbed the energy of heaven and earth, in other words, people can innate the valley as soon as they break the shell, who would have thought that the modern Nuwa after the inheritance of the Dharma Body would have such an embarrassing problem?!

In any case, the ending is always happy, and the twists and turns can be ignored. It is not easy to enter the hospital at night, so you have to leave early.

The three of them ate something casually, filled a few bottles of mud, and carried them in their bags. Then I took a cheap jade plate and loaded the three ghosts, and set off to the hospital when I was ready.

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"Stop, what are you three doing?!"

The morgue is easier to find than expected, and there will be no one nearby running around without any trouble. The only thing that needs to be solved is a person on duty, as soon as the three of them approached, the person on duty immediately found these three conspicuous figures.

"The families of the deceased?!" The person on duty approached, looked at the three of them and quickly made a judgment, and then took out a small book very skillfully: "Who died in your family?!" When was it delivered? Is there a proof? Do you want to pull it for cremation or ...... In fact, people cannot be resurrected after death, and I personally suggest that you can donate corpses for medical research. ”

This is a bit unsophisticated, Yang Yan was not happy to hear it, frowned and was about to open his mouth, Li Chang hurriedly stuffed a red envelope out of the round: "Master, we just want to go in and have a look......"

The red envelope was quickly put away, and the person on duty reprimanded with justice: "Nonsense! Is it possible to visit the morgue casually?! Who are you looking for? ”

"...... "None of us are looking for ......

Li Chang is a little speechless, there are dead people in it, who can he find?! Although everyone is a god, but after all, they have received modern education since childhood, and then they awakened that it was a later thing.

Yang Yan stood on the side and looked at the person on duty for a long time, suddenly stunned, then relaxed, lit a cigarette and leaned against the wall behind him, took a deep breath and spit out a smoke ring and sneered: "I didn't expect Lao Li to do such an unkind thing, right?!" ”

What?!

Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Chang both felt inexplicable, but the person on duty suddenly changed to a shocked expression, his fingers trembled and pointed at Yang Yan, and his originally uncle-like arrogant tone suddenly became frightened and weak: "You, who are you?" How do you know ......?"

"How do you know that your old friend is digging you......" Yang Yan wanted to help him continue the conversation, but was interrupted by a yelling from the person on duty, and then quickly changed to a flattering expression: "This brother, let's talk inside, talk inside...... Do you know what's going on?! ”

The peak turned around, and the three of them were respectfully invited in by the person on duty, serving tea and pouring water attentively and thoughtfully.

Yang Yan was talking to the person on duty with a match, and at the same time glanced at Feng Xiaoxiao and Li Chang, signaling that he would take care of it himself. The person on duty also noticed the two people next to him, and said with a warm smile: "This little brother can accompany me, the two of you can go around casually, coming here is like coming to your own home, don't be polite to me." ”

Wipe! No one is polite to you!

I have never seen anyone speak so unpleasantly, Li Chang and Feng Xiao laughed dryly, and they flashed twice. It seems that this is what kind of trick Erlang God has caught someone, and it seems that it is not convenient for too many people to listen...... Forget it, anyway, as long as their goal is achieved, the outside affairs will be handled by Yang Yan.

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Put the three ghosts out of the jade plaque and guide them, and then dig up the mud and start working. Because it is a male body relationship, the work of wiping the body is completed by Li Chang, and Feng Xiaoxiao is only responsible for guiding, repairing, and enlightening.

After two and a half hours of busy work, the new Taibai and Nuwa, who were not very skilled in business for the first time, worked hard for a long time, and finally cooperated to repair the three male corpses, threw the three ghosts into it, and then it was almost a cup of tea, and the trio finally opened their eyes, screamed and jumped off the bed excitedly.

"Eat, eat!"

"Take a bath!"

"Go home, go home!"

"Our buddies have finally come back to life......"

The three idiots vented and screamed, and they ran around the morgue without clothes. Li Chang was so angry that one person kicked over: "Quiet! This is a morgue, trying to make a haunted rumor?! ”

The three gangsters stopped obediently, and after a few days of getting along and a series of events, the trio's awe of Feng Xiaoxiao had risen to a height that had never been seen before.

Feng Xiaoxiao followed and kicked harder: "Towel, you flower dew!" If you don't wear clothes, you want to hurt the old lady with a needle's eye? Believe it or not, the old lady called Chiyou to destroy you! ”

The three thugs were so frightened that their little faces turned pale, and their faces, which had just been resurrected and were not a little bloody, were snow-white in an instant, and they were busy digging out the clothes that had been prepared in their backpacks and wearing them on the spot.

Not long after I got dressed, the trembling voice of the person on duty came from outside the door: "Brother, I still have to go in and have a look, don't persuade me, let's talk about it later......"

Then Yang Yan's voice seemed to be careless but obviously raised his volume: "I think the sound should be coming from outside, there is someone in the morgue?!" Don't be funny, it's a scientific and civilized society now, and those fairies and ghosts are, you modern people won't believe this, right?! ”

"Brother, you don't know how to do it, how much people who do our job believe in this, after all, ......" With the sound of speaking, there was also the sound of pulling out the key to open the door.

The door opened quickly, Li Chang and Feng Xiaoxiao were still thinking about what to do, the three gangsters were worthy of being rolling at the grassroots level all the year round, and they had already quickly wiped their tears and howled: "Brother Li, let's take another look, eldest brother, he died so miserably......"

As soon as the watchman came in, he saw three thugs with colorful hair crying and wiping away tears.

Relieved, the person on duty automatically finished the current scene, and looked serious: "These three are mixed in with you, right?" This is not very good, this is a special place to park the corpses related to unnatural death cases, in case the corpse is moved, it will be interrogated by the police......" Then his face turned to Yang Yan and said: "Brother, look, although I have the intention to cover it up, this is too ......"

"Rest assured, we will not let them move. We'll talk about you later. Yang Yan immediately said, stuffed the banknotes and squinted at the three gangsters in the past: "Don't get out yet?!" ”

Erlang God spoke, and the three gangsters rolled out like gray grandsons.

The person on duty is satisfied, and there is inside information about the recent irritability, as well as extra money...... It's just for people to sneak in and take a walk, so it shouldn't matter, right?!

Feng Xiaoxiao and a few people were also satisfied, and the three gangsters returned to Yang smoothly, and the trouble was solved, as for the lost money...... In Yang Yan's words, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem at all.

The triumvirates are naturally the most satisfied, and they are the direct beneficiaries.

So hello, hello, hello everyone, the three parties broke up peacefully and amicably, and the day's affairs ended smoothly.