Chapter 101: Your whole family is a fat brother
sent Hong Minyu, a brain-dead woman, away, and Wu Liang breathed a sigh of relief.
This woman is simply an invincible existence, Tai Chi Pin, although Wu Ye's strength is strong, but he can't hold it anymore.
But soon Wu Liang frowned, glanced at Huang Laosan thoughtfully, and snorted lightly when he looked at the third master: "Check the origin of these two women for me, no problem, right?" ”
How could the third master have a problem, hearing this, he hurriedly flattered each other with a dog-legged face: "No problem, you can rest assured, I will find out what underwear they are wearing today." ”
The name of the martial arts family is not false, the third master wants to check a person, not to mention an ordinary person, even a predator in the business world, and he can also pull out their ancestral graves from political giants.
Wu Liang frowned and glanced at him, this dead fat man is getting more and more obscene, people and dogs don't let go, it seems that he has to warn the Wu family when he goes back this time.
didn't give the third master a chance to continue patting his ass, Wu Liang kicked Huang San, who followed him into the door, and the door was slammed shut.
Huang San outside the door wanted to cry without tears, but soon laughed extremely obscenely.
He also muttered to himself: "The previous dog's question was wrong, and these two women should not be wrong this time." ”
Thinking that Wu Ye was actually going to steal fish, Huang San just squeezed his eyebrows and laughed cheaply, it seems that Wu Ye's combat power is really extraordinary, and Miss Yu'er seems to be unable to satisfy Wu Ye.
Fortunately, Wu Liang didn't have the heart to eavesdrop on him, otherwise the third master would definitely be fatter today.
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Early the next morning, Kyoto Airport.
Huang Sanye was chattering endlessly to Wu Liang about his harvest last night.
"Master, the one who is the big one among the two women is called Hong Minyu, the manager of the public relations department of the beauty company, twenty-eight years old this year, unmarried, and the three measurements are ......"
"The other is named Xie Rong, the general manager of Beauty Company, twenty-seven this year, a returnee with a master's degree, unmarried, and a ...... The panties I wore yesterday should be ......"
Wu Liang's old face was dark, and there seemed to be countless flies whistling past him.
What the hell is this bastard looking for, the guy he wants to know about the Tao doesn't say a thing, it's all this mess.
Seeing that this guy was really about to burst out of other people's underwear style, Wu Liang finally couldn't help it, slapped him out, and soon felt that the world was much quieter.
The third master next to him looked aggrieved and muttered in a low voice: "Master, I have spent a lot of money on this, and even the Huang family's family has been used." These measurements are good to check, but the underwear is only ...... after I bought the waiter of the hotel."
"Shut up! Does Lao Tzu want you to check these useless? ”
Wu Liang's face turned green, and he saw the guests waiting next to him looking at him with surprised eyes, and his face was more ugly than eating.
Huang Sanye finally became smart once, with a look of sudden realization on his face, and then lowered his voice and said with a low smile: "I know what Dao Ye wants to ask, don't worry, these two seem to be the same." However, I haven't found out Xie Rong's study abroad experience yet, so if you're in a hurry, I'll send more people over. ”
"Whew!"
As soon as the third master finished speaking, he howled miserably, covering the soles of his feet that were almost trampled on, and screamed loudly.
But soon the third master couldn't be called, and he hurriedly jumped a few steps with one leg to avoid Wu Liang's gloomy ecstasy palm, and said pitifully: "Master, you are too difficult to serve, how can the situation in this foreign country be found out in one night." ”
Wu Liang was completely powerless, gritted his teeth for a long time before he roared, "Is your brain full of?" Does Lao Tzu want you to check this? ”
Huang San blinked his eyes, and after a while, he pretended to be profound and said, "I understand, you wait to see a good show." ”
"What do you know?"
Now Wu Liang is extremely uneasy about this bastard's understanding, and almost nothing that has been handed over to him is satisfactory to him.
"Hey, hey, hey......" the third master continued to laugh.
Wu Liang frowned, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu asked you what you know, laugh at it!" ”
"Ahem, that, master, it's a little inconvenient to say."
The third master looked obscene, and when he saw that Wu Liang was about to go crazy again, he smiled dryly: "Aren't you just holding a beauty, don't worry, I'm too experienced in this area." ”
Wu Liang is no longer able to complain, your sister, as soon as the halo of people's pig's feet is released, any strategist and master will rush to defect.
I am also a fairy after all, but I didn't expect to accept such a waste of obscene fat man, if it weren't for the fact that this fat man is still obedient, he would have destroyed his humanity a long time ago.
With the intention of destroying this guy humanely, the third master was fortunate enough to try Wu Ye's Rulai Divine Palm.
If it weren't for the third master's rough skin and thick meat, Wu Liang would have been able to slap him ten centimeters shorter.
The third master, who was beaten, became serious, and stood aside honestly like a child, looking at Wu Liang pitifully and said, "Master, what do you want to investigate?" ”
"Check ......"
Halfway through the words, Wu Liang's tone froze, yes, what do you want to investigate.
Check that dead bastard? Or do you want to find out if this Xie Rong is the vixen who seduced that bastard?
Now that it's a matter of right and wrong, why are you still struggling with this?
No matter what these two women have to do with their former "selves", they are all passers-by to them now, and they don't need to care so much about themselves.
Thinking of this, Wu Liang suddenly let out a sigh of relief, patted Huang San's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Huang San, be a good person in the future, find a woman to live a good life." ”
The third master was stunned, what's wrong?
End-of-life care?
But Wu Ye doesn't seem to be able to support him alone, didn't he just say those two women, why did he become a man looking for a woman to live like this for a while.
As soon as I thought of this Huang Sanye, I felt that my brain couldn't turn around, and it took a while before he said: "Master, my mother-in-law is still waiting at home, I am about to hug my grandson, what you said is a little inappropriate for my mother-in-law to know." ”
Wu Liang glanced at him with disdain, pretending, and then pretending with the master, not even letting go of the dog, what else do you dare not do.
However, Wu Ye has always been kind-hearted, and he didn't bother to expose this guy with a beast's heart in person, so he snorted and turned his head to ignore him.
The third master was completely depressed, what the hell is going on, this master is too difficult to serve.
The master even risked his life to find out the measurements of the two women, and now this master has sent himself away with a word, what are the benefits?
"Master, that, can't you check it yet?"
The third master glanced at Wu Liang worriedly, and when he saw Wu Liang shaking his head, he immediately became anxious, and said with a blank eye: "Master, now is not the time to talk about face, I heard that Xie Rong came to Kyoto this time, and many people are beating her mind." If you put it off any longer, it's not sure she'll still be fine. ”
Wu Liang turned his head and glared at him, and walked towards the ticket gate without saying a word, it was a waste of life to talk nonsense with this guy.
As soon as he arrived at the ticket gate, a yellow-haired young man standing in front of Wu Liang whistled, chewed gum and grinned: "Dude, you are bullish, holding the dog to board the plane, it really should be your family at the airport." ”
Seeing that Wu Liang didn't reply with a cold face, Xiao Huangmao was not angry, and said with a smile: "Dude, don't blame me for not reminding you, you can cry when you are kicked out of the city." But who called us good people, our capital men just like to help people, or you leave the dog, brother, I'll help you watch for a few days? ”
Wu Liang glanced up at him at this time, and said lightly: "Aren't you going to get on the plane too?" ”
As soon as he heard Wu Liang's reply, Xiao Huangmao suddenly came to his senses, and began to set off the cannon crackling.
"Who are we, Kyoto is unfamiliar! If you are a person, you have to give the master three points of face, buddy, don't worry, if you can't take this dog away, the master can recruit a reinforcement company to transport you back to our house with a phone call. Look at your dog looks good, what breed? ”
"Well, poodle? The fur is quite slippery, or you sell me, buddy, it's good to make a scarf from this fur...... Yes! ”
Before the words fell, Xiao Huangmao screamed, covered his hands and jumped to his feet.
Wu Liang rolled his eyes, how could he meet the best everywhere, and he dared to say in front of the descendants of the Tengu that he wanted its hair to be used as a scarf, and he didn't look for death like this.
Fortunately, the dog's injuries have not healed, and he secretly suppressed it, otherwise this guy would have been bitten to death just now.
Seeing that the airport security guard's attention was attracted, Xiao Huangmao stopped barking, covered his hands and walked back miserably, glanced at the puppy who was looking at him cutely, and said with a depressed face: "This dog has become a sperm?" Didn't you just make a scarf, and you didn't say you wanted to eat dog meat hot pot. ”
Wu Liang pouted, this guy is not only familiar, but also super thick-skinned, and the most important thing is that he is not afraid of death.
The first time I suffered a loss, I just forgot it, and now I dare to tease our dog, it's really dead.
patted the puppy who was still going crazy, Wu Liang didn't bother to say, kicked the silent third master behind him and said angrily: "Can't this dog take it away?" ”
The third master, who was still distracted, suddenly woke up, looked around in confusion for a while, and saw that Wu Liang's face had changed again, so he sneered and said, "Don't worry, this little thing can still stump us?" Miss Durian is the treasure of my father's heart, and I have already arranged it. ”
"Grenade...... Miss? ”
As the third master said this, the little yellow hair next to him was suddenly stunned, and glanced at the squinting and dozing puppy with palpitations, and said with a dry smile: "Fat brother, what are you talking about...... Miss, it can't be this one, right? ”
"Who is the fat brother called? You are the fat brother, and your whole family is a fat brother! The third master is in a bad mood today, don't mess with the third master, otherwise the third master will be a reinforcement group with a phone call, and one person and a slap can slap you to death! ”
"Yo! There is still such a cow as you in Kyoto, so we need to see it! What is a strengthening group, don't you be more serious with the master, the master is afraid of everything, but he is not afraid of being more serious, believe it or not, the master called three or five thousand people to clean you up? ”
"Three or five thousand? You pretend with the master, and then pretend! Our third master has never seen anything in the world, just you dare to fight with the third master, then let's show our moves, the third master is not easy to provoke! ”
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