Chapter 82: The Monument Wrestler

Originally, a payment conference that should have been a quiet wish to take the bait made Xue Xiang insert such a lever, and he was immediately startled by the fish, and he refused to bite the hook.

The bald man was furious and stared at Xue Laosan viciously, eager to stare him to death.

Speaking of which, it's not that they don't have the skills to teach incense, if it were a different person, the bald man would have already greeted people and started the show.

But the red-shirted man whispered a few words to him, and he already knew that one of the redwood man's toes that day was destroyed at the feet of the person in front of him.

The ability of the red-shirted man, he knows it too well, before he joined the Xiangjiao, he was the senior brother of Qingcheng Mountain, and he really has an amazing art industry, it can be said that in the Xiangjiao, he is also one of the best hands, in terms of ability, when he is not under him, even the red-shirted man did not bargain in front of Xue Xiang, he knows that these two tricks in his own door may not be able to hide Xue Xiang.

Originally, the ability of this kind of trick is to deceive the outside and not hide the inside, since Xue Xiang has kung fu in his hands, the bald man thinks that he can't bluff this person, of course, what he is afraid of is not that he can't scare this person, but that he is worried that Xue Laosan will debunk this trick of Xiangjiao in public, so he endured the noise below and did not stiffen up to let go of the practice.

But the bald man finally underestimated the power of this herd effect, the more he hesitated, the more people made the noise, before only the miscellaneous clothes made noise, and then even the white clothes also shouted, although in the words, the shouting was all to let the senior brother make a move to open the eyes of the official, but the eyes were already suspicious.

Looking at the chaos in the audience, the bald man's heart was in turmoil, and his forehead was already sweating. He opened his eyes.

"If you want to see the ** door, you must have great perseverance, this donor. You are willing to bear the consequences of seeing the supreme power of my Buddha. ”

The man in the gold suit has a sonorous voice. Like gold and stone, it is very piercing.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the noisy voices in the audience disappeared immediately, obviously, this senior brother was among a group of believers. The prestige price is high.

Xue Laosan smiled and said: "Yes, I just want to verify Marxist materialism, if you open my eyes, I will also join your incense sect!" ”

"Long. Don't lie! ”

Jiang Fangping is really a little physically and mentally exhausted, this chief is really good at recruiting trouble, but if you recruit trouble, you can bring a door to your mouth. If you are fascinated by this big brother's spell later, how will you end up? Even if you really want to join the incense sect, you can be completely sneaky.

Xue Xiang waved his hand and took a few more steps towards the high platform. said with a smile: "Let's play it in a hurry, I'm still busy here, how do you cooperate, how can I cooperate?" ”

"Don't sell it, don't regret it when the time comes." The senior brother's face was faintly green.

"I said that you, a comrade, pretend to be a ghost, and when you score points, if you don't act, you will admit to cheating money, return the money quickly, and then go to the police station with me."

Xue Laosan acted one by one, making the senior brother not interface, not the interface, and the two narrow brows could no longer collapse as smoothly as before, and they were so excited that they hung up.

"You don't regret it!" The senior brother pinched his hands a few times, "collected" the divine light on his body, stood up, and shouted: "On the slate tofu, no, as long as the tofu, there is no need for the slate!" ”

As soon as I heard the senior brother report the program to be performed, there was a jubilant underneath, and there was a young woman in an apricot yellow suit who was close to Xue Xiang, full of unbearable heart, and deliberately said to the people around her, "Senior brother, this slate tofu is really a miracle skill, slap down on the tofu, this tofu is intact, but the slate under it is torn apart!" ”

Her meaning is obvious, she is to remind Xue Xiang, don't recharge yourself in vain, and damage your body. After all, at the beginning, it wasn't that no one questioned the incense sect, who got a good one, this miracle was originally seen with his own eyes, where could it be wrong.

Soon, two palm-sized pieces of tofu were brought up on a dinner plate.

The senior brother took the plate and served it, staring at Xue Xiangdao: "This master originally thought that God has the virtue of a good life, and he didn't want to maim the human body for no reason, but today, today is the day of the appearance of Maitreya Buddha, and we gathered together, originally to participate in the grand event, the donor has repeatedly made trouble, and I have to act on behalf of Maitreya Buddha and punish him slightly." If the donor knows the difficulty and retreats, I will not exhaustively, do not hide from the donor, this mage this slate tofu, is a miracle skill, the previous female donor said clearly, presumably this donor also listened to the heart, this time, is the donor to verify the magic, I will not use the slate, the tofu will be placed in the hands of the donor, at that time, I will palm down, the donor's palm is cut off, please don't regret it. ”

Xue Xiang waved his hand, "Where are you talking so much nonsense, I will cooperate with you today, I want to see what kind of slate tofu this is, what evil sect there is, how can there be tofu that is not broken, can break the slate, just a trick, I will use my hand instead of the slate today, I am injured and disabled, count me as my own fight, if you don't hurt me, how can I say, I can't say that Maitreya Buddha is going to be on duty in heaven today, can't come?" ”

Hahaha......

Xue Laosan said it interestingly, and the bottom immediately burst into a ball of joy, and even many hardcore apricot yellow suits laughed out loud.

The senior brother was furious, and he didn't talk nonsense, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Xue Xiang, signaling him to come to the stage, Xue Laosan pretended to be clumsy, and the platform was more than a meter high, and he barely climbed up until he reached out for someone to ride.

The moment he came to the stage, the faint voice of the senior brother came over, "Boy, don't play this game with me, I know that you are a practitioner, get out now, and be saved, if you really don't know whether you live or die, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are an official or not, there are many officials who call Lao Tzu Fairy Grandpa, and when the time comes, it will hurt you kid, and it will be a white injury!" ”

Xue Xiang didn't pay attention to him, but his eyes stared at the pale yellow powder at the feet of the senior brother, and smiled.

Senior brother didn't expect Xue Laosan to be so ignorant, he couldn't figure out for a while whether this guy was in the national art circle, otherwise this person could abuse Da Zhou's ability to abuse one of his toes, how could he know how powerful the stele wrestler, but this guy was like an idiot, and he was stunned, what was going on? Could it be that this guy thinks that he is an official and does not dare to kill himself? Don't be stupid, these hundreds of people are watching, today your kid is not wasted, this incense sect will be dispersed in Dejiang, even if Maitreya Buddha really comes, it will not be sold to people.

"Why, didn't you see a real demonstration, you can't play tricks, you don't dare to act, if you really don't dare to act, you will admit that you are a liar, and you will go to the police station later, and you will suffer less."

The senior brother was stunned, Xue Laosan had already grabbed the piece of tofu into his palm, spread it flat on a hard pear wooden case that had been newly moved to the high platform, and shouted at the audience: "Everyone take a closer look and see how Marx defeated Maitreya Buddha." After shouting, he said to the senior brother: "God stick, come on!" ”

The audience was in an uproar in an instant, and they all rushed forward, seeing that it was about to be chaotic, the bald man shouted two sentences at the top of his voice, beckoning the first five rows to squat, and then the sight was all opened, and the scene stopped evenly.

There is no way, the scene in front of them is too shocking for these people.

You must know that the old brother used to shoot the broken stone slab, but this time it is a slap of people's hands, ornamental, exciting, naturally more than ten steps, and later, maybe you can see the flesh and blood flying.

These guys are all loyal believers, otherwise they wouldn't have gathered here in the middle of the night, even those who were in miscellaneous clothes, they believed in this incense very deeply, otherwise they wouldn't have rushed to pay the money to join the church.

A group of people all think that Xue Xiang is finished, but Dai Yubin, Jiang Fangping is not worried at this time, who told this chief that he has the ability to surprise at a critical juncture, and in the past few months, this chief has done less to strangle his fate?

Besides, these two are both cultural people, and they don't believe it at all, people can slap the tofu in the face, so that the tofu is not broken, but the palm under the tofu is broken, this is not nonsense.

Xue Laosan deceived one by one, one by one, at this time, he even shouted out the magic stick, the senior brother was furious, and he was still thinking about how much force to make the right one, at this moment, an evil fire rushed straight to the brain, bent down and squatted across, luck dantian, his right hand was raised instantly, swinging to the highest, the arm bones were like a full bowstring, Huo Di patted, and pulled out the sound of whirring wind.

Syllable!

With an earth-shattering bang, the elder brother's slap fell on the tofu, so gravity, but the tofu was not broken at all, and the bald man on the stage pulled his neck and shouted that the price was sky-high.

The bald man shouted this way, except for the one who had eaten Xue Xiang's loss, staring at Xue Xiang's big hand and not making a sound, the rest of the more than ten people all cheered.

As soon as the stage applauded, the audience also cheered, and some people shouted that the senior brother's divine skills were world-famous, and the incense sect qigong was invincible.

Dai Yubin alone, Jiang Fang looked at each other, and he didn't know what these people were doing.

Oh, it's hard to slap your hand on the tofu and make a little noise, it's a miracle, it's ridiculous, if that's the case, people all over the world will have a miracle.

The group of people on and off the stage were cheering lively, and with a whoop, the talented senior brother on the stage suddenly let out an earth-shattering howl, suppressing all the voices.

At this moment, Xue Laosan also took his hand out from under the tofu, and showed the single chapter to the stunned believers in the audience over and over again.

The palms are white and slender, not to mention the damage, not even a red mark was left,

At this point, everyone was dumbfounded!

Earlier, when they saw that the tofu was not broken, they reflexively thought that the senior brother had done it!

Originally, it was like this all back and forth, besides, if you make so much effort to shoot the tofu, the tofu is not broken, doesn't it mean that the luck is in place, but at this moment, first the senior brother howled, and then Xue Laosan stretched out the intact big defeater, which immediately subverted the established cognition of these people.

There was an instant dead silence in the audience.

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