Chapter 24: Billions is a piece of
Ma Yishan's grandfather looked at him and said, "What's wrong?" Don't you like to fight? How can a man escape violence? Are you a man? ”
In Ma Yishan's grandfather's era, if a man was asked like this, he would definitely find a way to prove that he was a pure man, but now men are generally yin and yang, all of them are demonic, and even women are more like men than some men, Ma Yishan heard his grandfather say this, and said with a smile: "Actually, I still admire Lu Zhishen very much!" ”
Although Lu Zhishen is a great monk in the Water Margin, who can deny that he is a gentleman?
Hearing such an answer, Ma Yishan's grandfather was still quite satisfied, he said: "We are immortals, and there is no pressure at all!" ”
Ma Yishan shrugged his shoulders, he thought that what he was going to say was that being an immortal has a lot of pressure, but after thinking about it, damn, immortals have pressure, so who is going to be an immortal?
His grandfather continued: "If I look at you from the perspective of an immortal, you belong to a low-level life state! ”
"Low-level health status?"
Ma Yishan smiled bitterly, it was the first time he had been described like this, but when he thought about it, people are immortals, and what is he? It's just a peerless poor ghost.
"In the past, our champion could have an official position, but now you can only sell pork when you come out! What a misfortune for the family! ”
Ma Yishan said: "Then grandpa, are you saying that if I continue like this, I will only be a life that is not as good as a migrant worker after I am admitted to university?" ”
His grandfather nodded, "But you're lucky to have met me, and I can not only help you survive this mortal calamity, but also help you become the best talent you can be!" ”
Ma Yishan's face was full of surprise, and he said: "What is the best talent? ”
"A hundred times better than the president of the United States!"
"Wow——!"
Ma Yishan was stunned, he knew that the immortals of the Dao Dao would never speak, even the monks had done this, let alone the immortals!
Then comes the implementation phase.
"In your time, especially in your small, arrogant and crazy country, people are surging in pursuit of fame and fortune, and you measure a person's ability first and foremost by looking at property! No way! ”
Ma Yishan scratched his head and said, "Is there a place to measure a person's value only by looking at morality?" Then I'm morally okay! ”
His grandfather shook his head, "Your morality is also ranked the lowest, don't you say in front of me in the future that you have any moral knowledge?" ”
Ma Yishan lowered his head and said, "Sun Tzu knows the truth!" ”
His grandfather touched his beard, his beard was black, not a single white one, his beard was much more beautiful than Guan Gong's, very elegant, and no human hair in the world could compare.
Even if you use a thousand bottles of Rejoice, you can't wash off that natural and invincible and comfortable effect.
It's all a lie in the ads.
"I'm going to cultivate you from tonight, and when my 50-year vacation is less, I want you to be able to soar in the day!"
Ma Yishan patted his head and said, "Could it be that I really accumulated great blessings in my previous life, and I fell into the Xiuzhen novel?" I just want to be able to marry Xu Rongrong now! ”
"Humph! Unpromising! That Xu Rongrong really took a huge advantage! I actually took aim at my good grandson like a prophet early in the morning! ”
Hearing his grandfather call himself his good grandson, Ma Yishan felt that his chest was full of warmth, and he could feel his grandfather's expectations and love for him, even in the afterlife, this love has not diminished.
"Grandpa, why do you say that Xu Rongrong followed me and she took a big advantage? She is the daughter of the richest man in the city! The property in the family can't be spent for ten lifetimes! ”
Ma Yishan's grandfather sneered and said, "All the assets of his family seem to be only a few billion, damn, billions, it's worse than a beggar!" ”
Ma Yishan originally wanted him to come and ask his grandfather for help, and he would be very content to avoid this catastrophe at most, but now his grandfather seems to want him to surpass Xu Rongrong's father!
Grandpa said, "My grandson, the property must be the same as that Piergate's property!" You're right? ”
When Ma Yishan heard that his grandfather was going to make him the richest man in the world, he was so surprised that his eyes were about to fly out, and his mouth was bigger than that of a hippopotamus.
"Look at your little bit of interest! What's wrong with that little bit of broken money? Isn't it tens of billions of dollars? Lao Tzu can buy 800 earths at any time! ”
As soon as Ma Yishan heard what his grandfather said, he immediately fainted.
Fortunately, he was in his own dream, and people can't faint in their dreams.
He stammered, "Grandpa, grandpa...... Grandpa! Don't scare me, okay? I've never had an annual income of more than 100 yuan since I was a child...... I'm ...... Can you let me take a break? Just get me a few million first! ”
His grandfather was a little angry, "I said you! You don't want the money yet! If you only have a few million, Xu Rongrong's father may not be willing to marry her to you! If you have such billions, then his father will definitely not dare to let out even half a fart! ”
Ma Yishan is right to think about it, if he only has a few million, at most he can be the same as other suitors, who doesn't have a few million of the rich now? Some even have tens of millions!
Ma Yishan asked him: "Grandpa, you just said that you can buy hundreds of earths at any time...... This one...... Seems a bit too exaggerated, right? ”
His grandfather expected him to ask such a question, but as soon as he stretched out his hand above the moon, a ball of great light appeared in front of him, and the ball was all transparent, and the golden light shone to the extreme!
That ball was the size of a basketball!
I saw that his grandfather threw down the ball made of huge gems and dropped it in front of Ma Yishan.
Ma Yishan remembers that once he went into the mall with his classmates eating ice cream and saw a counter full of diamond rings as small as sesame mung beans.
He thought that if he got married in the future, he would marry at most a widow who had been divorced five times and no one wanted her, and the ring he would come to buy at that time would be the cheapest diamond ring of more than 1,000 yuan.
But now he saw a diamond ball the size of a basketball roll at his feet!
He jumped up with excitement, he screamed loudly, and jumped up and down like a monkey, and he was going crazy.
He touched the huge jewel ball, his whole body trembled, he couldn't believe it was real! He didn't dare!
His grandfather said, "This is the most inferior stone in our Heavenly Realm, just one of them is enough to buy you half a country!" ”
Ma Yishan couldn't stop crying after hearing this, he cried so much, "No wonder so many heroes and heroes have been desperately trying to make cultivation come true since ancient times!" Awesome! It's amazing! ”
He saw that his grandfather could buy hundreds of aircraft carriers at any time as if he were throwing a piece of!
"Damn! Compared to your heavenly realm, we are simply compared to ants and humans! ”
His grandfather said, "What do you do there that is the most developed?" I'll let you get rid of poverty with hundreds of millions of yuan first! ”
His grandfather thought he was from the Poverty Alleviation Office, and he came here to visit and rescue a large number of beggars.
Ma Yishan hugged the jewel ball tightly and said, "Grandpa, didn't you say that you would help me get through the catastrophe first?" You have to turn me into a martial arts master first! ”
His grandfather patted his forehead and said, "Yes, yes!" How did I forget this! You see that I am confused as a god, your opponent...... They have guns! It's not enough for you to become a martial arts master! ”
Ma Yishan rolled his eyes and said, "Then you still turn me into a Spider-Man." ”
He felt that if he became Spider-Man, the other party would not be afraid even if he had a gun.