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The bus continued to bump forward, a few swaying, a few dragging, making people drowsy!

With a thud, the bus jumped high, and then hit the ground hard, a car of people exclaimed, thinking that there was a car accident, and later learned that the bus crashed into a big pothole on the road. Seeing that it was okay, the passengers cursed.

Fortunately, the bus continued to jolt forward, and people were drowsy again due to the relative stability.

"Paralyzed!" One of the two young men yawned and scolded, "I'm so sleepy, I want to fall asleep!" ”

Another shouted: "People can't stand steadily, sleep balls dozing!" ”

"Paralyzed, play games, wake up and doze off!"

"Gotta get it!"

"Whoever loses will be slapped!"

"It's a deal!"

A carload of people saw two young people playing games and opened their eyes.

One asked, "What to play?" ”

One thinks: "Rope set pen!" ”

"Good!" One said yes and asked, "What about the pen?" ”

The other hand was spread out: "No." ”

"I don't have a pen to play with a ball!"

The other looked at the conductor: "Do you have a pen, borrow it!" ”

The young man sitting in the conductor's seat gave the young man a pencil: "Don't get rid of it, I want to keep the account!" ”

Qi Hao and Shu Xiaohai looked at each other, and the two sat in the back row, watching a few people play tricks.

With a pen, it is impossible to do without a rope, and a man cried out: "Whoever has a rope to be a ruler long, who has a rope to be a ruler long!" ”

Seeing that no one answered, the conductor shouted, tired from the ride, who donated a rope to wake up and doze off!

Soon someone donated the rope.

The game of two people begins, the game is very simple, two people use a rope to set the pen, one person guesses the set is not set, guess the right win, win one side with the palm of the other party's ear!

At the beginning, it was a game of two people, both of them won and lost, you slap me in one ear, I slap you in the ear! Started to fan lightly, and then fanned heavy, to see the two in the win or loss of the truth, provoked a car of people unconsciously part of the help of this guess, part of the rope to the rope, at this time who is still sleepy, a car of people are extremely involved, the losing side sighs, the winning side rejoices!

The car was bustling, with a squeak of brakes, the game stopped, the doors opened, and a person came up.

The person who got on the car was thin and small, wearing glasses, a suit and leather shoes, carrying a lockbox, shouting in his mouth, let me go! Let's let it! Where are the bits! Where are the bits! People squeezed in with all their might.

Listening to that man, everyone in the carload knew that he was Lao Guangren.

To tell the truth, few people in Cha Province have seen Lao Guangren, let alone heard Lao Guangren speak, but there is a cross talk, which learns Lao Guangren's speech vividly, and Lao Guangren's speech is suddenly popularized throughout the country.

The glasses squeezed the two young people who played the game, and one scolded: "Paralysis, squeeze what to squeeze, the ball has a place!" ”

The glasses ignored the young man who scolded him, looked behind and in front of him, and saw that there was no seat, and said dissatisfiedly, he woke up like this poor look, and there was no room for the long-distance bus! He stood in the aisle next to two young players in the game, his face full of displeasure.

The young man in the conductor's seat said: "You think that in your province, this is in Cha Province, it would be good to have a standing seat!" ”

Everyone in a car knows that Guangzhou Province is rich, why did this person come to Cha Province? The people in the car were skeptical.

The car starts and bumps up and down the road again, two young people do their game, lose and get slapped in the ears, and the people in the car are partly in favor of this side and partly in favor of that side, making a lot of noise.

A person who slapped his ears was heavy, and the person who was slapped his ears was on fire and paralyzed! Make the game seriously! A backhand slap on the face of the man who slapped him. That person is not convinced, you are not convinced if you lose and are beaten, aren't you? Lao Tzu fanned you, Lao Tzu fanned you! The two scolded and scolded!

The immortals fought against the mortals and suffered, the two fought and hit the glasses next to them, the glasses were already angry, and when they saw the two fighting and affected the pond fish, they scolded: "Check how the silver is not poor, how many ways to make games!" ”

A young man who made a game scolded: "Paralysis! Lao Tzu only knows how to make games? Did you make the hemp? ”

Glasses raised their glasses with their hands: "This is the work of seeing, what can't be done!" ”

The young man who made the game used a rope to put a pen on it while talking, and asked, "Have you caught it?" ”

The glasses said: "Can't escape my eyes, Mi has a set!" ”

The young man who was playing the game took it out and saw that the rope was really not covered with a pen. The young man who made the game did it a few times, and the glasses were guessed, and someone shouted, the Guangdong guy had sharp eyes, and he couldn't do it if he was told to set a pen!

The glasses said, "Can't you do it with the snow set of pens?" We're smart enough to wake up the silver, not like the stupid pigs who wake up the silver! ”

Someone shouted: "Paralyzed, the Cantonese people scolded us Cha Province people for being stupid pigs, give him the pen and rope, and let him look numb!" ”

The two young people who were playing the game handed the pen and rope to the Cantonese provincial guy, and the Cantonese provincial guy took the pen and the rope and started the game of rope and pen.

Guang Province Yan's stupidity, so stupid that he can't even hold the pen and rope steadily, his set of pens, a car of people can see clearly, so that a car of people guessed in unison, the result is correct!

He put the lockbox on his feet, concentrating on the pen, and the two young people who were playing the game took cover and the other quietly stole the lockbox of the glasses.

A carload of people saw it, and they were all anxious about the Cantonese Provincial Yankee, but the Guangprovincial Yankee didn't notice it at all, looking at his expression, he was concentrating on studying the use of a rope to set a pen.

Finally someone shouted: "Lockbox! Lockbox! ”

Cantonese provincial guy suddenly saw it, paralyzed, thief! He pounced, grabbed the young man who stole the lockbox and yelled, catch the thief! Catch the thief! The three of them scuffled in the car! What I didn't expect was that the glasses still had two hands, and the two young people actually twisted into a tie.

Shu Xiaohai moved his body, and Qi Hao signaled not to move!

The young man shouted and shouted, stop! Stop the car! Parking for Lao Tzu!

The car stopped, the door opened, and the two young men broke free of their glasses and ran under the car, scolding as they ran, you get out of the car, Lao Tzu won't kill you!

The people of Guangzhou Province were about to chase down the car with the lockbox, and everyone saw it and said, forget it, there is no loss, you will suffer if you go down alone! The people of Guangzhou Province chased down the car, and saw that two young people had already picked up wooden sticks and stones on the ground and took them to their hands, and looked at him with a fierce look, so they retreated to the car, the driver closed the door, and the bus continued to bump forward.

Guang Provincial Yan didn't seem to understand the principle of the rope set pen, standing in the aisle while studying and using the rope to set the pen, look at his persistence, can a gadget be like this, a car of people feel that he is obedient and laughing.

Some people say that you almost suffered a loss for the rope set pen just now, so don't be stupid and research!

The Guang Provincial Yan suddenly lowered his face and scolded: "The paralyzed Cha Xing Yin, I want to use a rope to set the pen to fix the old man, can the old people in the department be able to fix it?" We can find the silver qin, what can't we learn? They only think about the whole silver! Poor people for a lifetime! ”