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"Ahhh!!h
"Alas, it's all the New Year, is it so difficult for Al-Mansur's prediction to come out?
The boy scratched his greasy hair that hadn't been washed for several days, yes, this is our protagonist - Chu Ge
"Yo, Xiao Chu, you've been playing this game for a long time, I often see you on weekends, why don't you accompany your girlfriend?" A fat man in a blue and white uniform patted Chu Ge's shoulder and quipped: "You don't want a girlfriend for a game, your machine time is almost up, you've been playing for two days, and I haven't seen you eat, so I drank two bottles of mineral water, and I sent it, I'm afraid that you will starve to death here, and I will have to lose money!"
Chu Ge looked back at the fat man in the blue and white uniform behind him and smirked: "Brother Xu Fat, alas, hehehe, I have been with you for two days, and I will let you send two bottles of free mineral water." ”
Chu Ge deliberately said the word free a little heavily,
"As for that, I'm a regular visitor here, and I'm also a part of the depressed landscape of this Internet café, right?"
Xu Pan's real name is Xu Pan, he is thirty years old, the hairstyle of the perennial small mushroom head, he is the owner of this Internet café, the scale of the Internet café is not large, there are seventy or eighty machines, so Xu Pan is almost every day in the Internet café, Chu Ge is a frequent visitor to the Internet café, Chu Ge is a member here at the beginning of the Internet café, so he is familiar with Xu Pan as soon as he comes and goes, as for why Xu Pan is called Xu Pan, in addition to the homophony of the name, Xu Pan himself is still a little fat, so the frequent customers who come here to consume gradually call Xu Pan Xu Fat, and he is also willing to accept it.
"Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, Xiao Chu, don't you accompany your family to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, now it's half past nine, in the afternoon everyone is almost gone, there are only a few people left, now it's good, it's just you and me, I have to close at ten o'clock, and at twelve o'clock I still have to go home to set off firecrackers for New Year's Eve" Xu Fatty broke his mouth and talked to Chu Ge.
Before Xu Pan could finish speaking, Chu Ge stood up, straightened his collar and sighed: "Yes, another year has passed." ”
Chu Ge was wearing a white shirt, but it looked a little yellow now, but it was still quite neat, except for the greasy hair that was grabbed and scratched by his hands, and his delicate face was also passable, let's talk about talent, but he didn't look like a bad guy at first glance.
"Brother Xu Fat, okay, I'll get off the plane, don't delay your closing, I've been thinking about it, whether it's my guild black or your Internet café black, I'm still not full of oranges!"
Chu Ge said that Almansur's foresight and full orange are the content of the game "World of Warcraft" that has been out for twelve years, Chu Ge spread his hands to Xu Pan: "I feel that I am shrouded in bad luck, it is very likely that your huge body is blocking the glory of Lady Luck shining on me, I not only feel helpless, but also feel weak and pitiful!"
As for why our protagonist wore a white shirt and looked like a stranger who was not afraid of the cold to play games in an Internet café on the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, it had to start from the day before yesterday.
Chu Ge, a college student, started an internship this year, not a famous university, his home is in the south, and this university is in the north, according to Chu Ge's grades, you can also go to a very good university in the south, but why didn't you come to this university thousands of miles away, it was because of his girlfriend in high school, the two agreed to go to the same university, but unfortunately the sky did not fulfill people's wishes, Chu Ge's girlfriend's grades were not ideal, so he came to a university in the north that was not very good, and Chu Ge did okay in the exam, and there were many of the two main lines.
But in order to be with his girlfriend, he came here to go to college despite the opposition of his parents, and fell out with his parents for this, and he didn't go home for three years, and even asked his uncle to borrow the money for studying, and he worked and studied part-time to support it until now.
"Don't pretend, you're frozen stupid, it's such a cold day, you've been playing in a shirt for two days, and you haven't responded to a few times of kindly asking you to eat, I'm afraid that you'll freeze to death here, and you're still so open-minded?" Xu Pan didn't have a good breath and used three XX in a row to express his dissatisfaction.
"Alas, hehe, a radius of five miles, who doesn't know that Brother Xu Pan is kind to business, and the heating is non-stop all day, so I don't feel cold at all" Chu Gele laughed and patted Xu Pan's shoulder and said, "Brother Xu Fat, Mo Fang!"
"You guy, alas!" Xu Pan sighed: "I turned off the heating at noon, just to let the guests leave early, after all, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, I also want to go home early, you are really frozen stupid." ”
"Now it's okay, you also got off the plane, it's almost ten o'clock, look at you wearing so little, it seems that you don't have relatives by your side, today I go home with my brother for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, anyway, you are also alone, it is better to come together to be lively!"
Xu Pan sincerely invited Chu Ge, after all, it has been three years, and everyone is still having a good time, and it feels a little pitiful to see Chu Ge alone.
"Bule, thank you for your kindness, Brother Xu Fat, I still want to taste the northwest wind. Chu Ge left his seat and began to walk towards the exit, wearing a shirt in winter, his back looked a little thin and lonely.
Watching Chu Ge leave, Xu Pan called him, "Hey, Xiao Chu, wait......"
After that, Xu Pang went to the counter and took a winter coat of his own and handed it to Chu Ge, "Don't be stupid and frozen, it's really cold outside, don't dislike this coat, I just wore it today, more than two thousand, I can lend it to you first, and then return it to me after the year." ”
"Hey, look at you stingy, isn't it just a winter coat?" Chu Ge patted the coat Xu Pan handed to him with disdain.
In fact, Xu Pan is really not stingy, when the Internet café does an activity to recharge 200 and get 100 free, Chu Ge will give 50 more when he comes to recharge Xu Pan, after all, he is a regular customer, and Chu Ge is usually polite, and some regulars in the Internet café have a good time.
"Let's go, Brother Xu Pan, happy Spring Festival, happy coming year!" Chu Ge hugged Xu Pan before leaving, which can be regarded as a blessing for the Spring Festival!
At half past ten o'clock in the evening, Chu Ge walked slowly on the street if he had something to do, the New Year was approaching, and it was already freezing at the moment, only the winter coat given by Xu Pan made Chu Ge feel a little warm.
"Selling super spicy grilled chicken wings!"
After a burst of shouting, Chu Ge suddenly saw the small cart with a crooked signboard.
"Event sale, challenge super spicy chicken wings, and give away chili seeds!"
Chu Ge stepped forward and saw the gray-haired and plainly dressed old man, struggling to fan the fan made of palm leaves, the charcoal fire flickering, and the black smoke miasma.
"Uncle, how do you sell these chicken wings?"
Looking at the chicken wings on the grill, Chu Ge drooled a little, although the full of chili powder on it looked spicy, but the temperature close to twelve o'clock was really cold, if you can eat some spicy food to stimulate the stomach, it must be able to warm up a lot.
"No money!" said the boss cheerfully.
"Really?" Chu Ge thought he had heard it wrong, "No kidding, right? Chinese New Year's Eve came out to set up a stall, and didn't want money?"
"No kidding, who is joking with you in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve?" The barbecue old man continued his work, "As long as you can eat a whole skewer of grilled wings and insist on not drinking water for ten minutes, then you will be free of charge!" and give away this super spicy chili seed!"
"Hehe...... Chu Ge smiled sinisterly: "Then two strings, don't say that I bullied your old man." ”
Chu Ge can actually be regarded as relatively spicy, so there is no difference between seeing chili peppers and seeing Chinese cabbage.
The old man handed Chu Ge two skewers of roasted wings that were sprinkled full, "Young man, it's not so easy to take advantage of!
"Damn! play this trick! It's just two skewers, I'll show you after eating!"
Chu Ge was not intimidated by the two skewers of super spicy roasted wings, so as a result, the old man's two skewers of roasted wings were eaten.
Although the super spicy roasted wings were very spicy, it was not to the point that Chu Ge couldn't accept it, although his spicy mouth was swollen, he still didn't drink water, and just ate the two skewers of super spicy roasted wings.
When the old man saw that Chu Ge was a ruthless man, he gave a thumbs up and said, "It's a wolf!
Then he took out a small bag of chili seeds and gave it to Chu Ge and said: "This super spicy chili pepper, what is it called devil spicy, it is said that there is a million silk cakes of spiciness." ”
"That's called Scowell! It's the unit of chili pepper spiciness!" Chu Ge corrected: "Uncle, you are too pitiful, so spicy, you are not afraid of spicy death!
The old man waved his hand and said, "No, no, you are the first one today! I will not only give you devil spicy seeds, but also two bowls of red heart sugar eggs for free!"
As he spoke, the old man didn't know where to take out two bowls of boiled eggs with brown sugar and handed them to Chu Ge.
Chu Ge saw that this old man still came out to set up a stall in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and immediately felt pity and did not want to eat white food, so he simply drank a bowl of red heart sugar eggs and quietly pressed two hundred yuan under the bowl.
There is nowhere to go, only this stall has a little warmth, Chu Ge doesn't know if the devil is spicy or has eaten too many red heart candy eggs, the ghost has sent a god to casually pull up the family with the old man who set up the stall, and the old and the young chatted happily.
Bell ~ bell ~ bell ~~~~~~~ rings twelve times, and fireworks bloom across Chinese New Year's Eve.
Watching the fireworks bloom in the sky, every time they bloomed, Chu Ge's heartbeat accelerated once, and he didn't know if it was frightened by the sound of the earth-shattering salute.
Ten minutes later, as the last fireworks salute exploded, Chu Ge watched the disappearance of the fireworks in the sky, and suddenly felt that it was pitch black in front of him, so he fell down, and before he fell, "Huh?" was probably the last thing Chu Ge didn't say.
I don't know how long it took for Chu Ge to open his eyes, and he sat up in a vaguely unfamiliar environment, regardless of fatigue, soreness, headache or something.
"Wow, what's wrong with me, my whole body hurts. ”
He patted his head with his hand to stimulate his brain to make himself more awake.
"Is the sugar egg poisonous? Am I being trafficked, it can't be a kidney!"
Chu Ge was thinking about it when he heard the old man's voice.
"Yo, boy, are you finally awake?"
Chu Ge shook his head at this time, carefully looked at the surrounding environment, and found that there were countless huge ancient bookcases all around!
A bookcase is seventy or eighty meters high, and the sides of the books on the bookcase are incomprehensible inlaid with gold, which is strange to say, and those books all emit this different different light.
At this time, Chu Ge's eyes swept to the source of the voice, and it turned out to be the old man who sold the devil's spicy roasted wings!
It's still so simple, it's such a short gray hair, and the difference just now is that there is no stall around the old man, and in front of the old man is a simple black hexagonal stone table, the six-legged pillar of the stone table has an unknown quaint pattern, like a dragon and a phoenix rising straight up from the bottom of the foot pillar as if to break through the tabletop lifelike, and the table top of the stone table seems to be depicted with inexplicable and bizarre ornamentation.
It's just that the angle from which Chu Ge is really not clear is really not very clear, there seems to be a 'shriveled peach' on the table, and the old man is sitting in front of the stone table and facing Chu Ge Mo about four or five meters away and said with a smile:
"The young man hasn't recovered yet, shouldn't he have woken up a long time ago!"
After speaking, the old man hugged his hands and knocked on Erlang's legs, and looked at Chu Ge playfully.
Chu Ge also stood up suddenly, and after a period of dizziness, his vision gradually became clear, and then he realized that in addition to the countless huge and simple bookcases that could be seen around, the color of filling the space was almost pitch black, only a little light flickered.
Isn't this the starry sky, often watch the science and education channel to let it go! It seems that the soles of his feet are also empty starry sky, and there is no physical land, if there is no huge bookcase as a reference, it seems that he can't distinguish between up and down, left and right, Chu Ge saw that he and the old man were floating in the starry sky, looking down at a deep place, and looking up and up, there was only an immeasurable margin of starry space!
Suddenly, his dense phobia, deep-sea claustrophobia, and fear of heights were all committed at the same time, and he was so frightened that his legs were weak and he didn't dare to move in place, as if he was afraid of falling infinitely, and he would never be able to be freed, and his body was also cold and sweaty.
The old man laughed even more when he saw Chu Ge's appearance: "Hahaha~~ Don't be afraid, young man, don't take two steps if you're not sick, it looks like a starry sky here, and it won't fall! Besides, you're dead, there's nothing to be afraid of, haha~~~"
Chu Ge gradually became bolder when he heard the old man say that he would not fall, and slowly tiptoed towards the old man, not forgetting to test the starry sky in front of him with his feet as he walked.
"Old~old~Uncle," Chu Ge trembled and asked tentatively, "What did you mean by that sentence just now?"
"I just said that this place looks like a starry sky, but it doesn't actually fall. As he spoke, the old man raised his hand like Chu Ge and made a gesture to sit down.
At this time, a strange thing happened, just at Chu Ge's left foot, a small space emitted pitch-black shattered light as if it had been distorted, and gradually condensed the entity, and when the space stabilized, a stone chair appeared.
Looking at the ornamental shape, it seems to be the same as the stone table.
Chu Ge thought to himself that this Nima is too amazing, isn't it the moment when technology has become magical recently? Witnessing the moment of, Chu Ge didn't think much about it, Chu Ge also sat down, except for feeling cold, he didn't seem to look at anything else, and then he didn't think much about it except for being surprised.
Looking at the old man with stilted legs in front of him, except that he didn't set up a stall, there was no difference from what he had seen before.
"Uncle, it's not this sentence, it's the sentence after this sentence!" Chu Ge asked.
"Oh, oh, I said you're dead," replied the old man, as if he had come to his senses.
"Hah, I'm dead? Wait, I'm not still here, I'll be scared if I feel it, and it hurts to pinch my face!" Chu Ge said that he didn't forget to pinch his face, "Well, it really hurts!"
"Uncle, you're not joking with me, where the hell is this? What's wrong with me, I remember that I was still drinking red egg soup just now!" Chu Ge continued to ask, after all, in this strange place, he didn't know anything, he didn't understand, he didn't know, and he was still a little flustered, but it didn't look like a place where organs were trafficked, and Chu Ge felt a little more comforted in his heart.
"Hmm...... You're probably dead, and I think so. The old man was a little hesitant, "After you ate the red heart candy egg I made for more than 20 minutes, you fell to the ground and couldn't stand it, and then you found that you had a burp and died so quickly!
The old man said vividly: "Later, I found out that the raw material of the red heart candy eggs is Sudan red eggs, eggs sold by black-hearted dealers! ”
"Huh? I just died? And what kind of Sudan red egg are you! Obviously it's a fucking crane top red egg! How could Sudan red die so quickly! Poor me, I still have a dull pain all over my body!"
The more Chu Ge spoke, the more sad he became, his eyes turned a little red, and he made a gesture of wiping his tears,
"Lao Tzu is still young, his wife is not married, and he has not yet fulfilled his filial piety to his parents, Xu Fat's coat has not been returned, and life has just begun to make great achievements, but I was poisoned by your crane top red egg, and the way of heaven is unfair, and I feel more and more weak, helpless and pitiful......"
"Gotta gotcha, don't say it" The old man looked at Chu Ge, who was a little noisy and crying, and waved his palm downward to signal Chu Ge to stop, "Anyway, you are really dead." ”
Then he spread his hands out, looking indifferent, "What else can you do!"
Looking at the old man's indifferent appearance, Chu Ge was angry, I don't know if the old man is serious or joking, after all, Chu Ge himself is still standing here alive, except for not knowing what place this is, nothing can prove that he is dead.
"Uncle, don't you joke with me, where is this place? If there is nothing to do, let me go, I don't know what time it is, it is estimated that I fainted with low blood sugar You are kind enough to help me, my Amansur has not yet come out, how can Azeroth die first before he is saved!" Chu Ge was a little weak-hearted, but looking at the scenery around him, it was not like the one in the real world that had or could be simulated.
"Did I cross over?" Chu Ge asked again.
"Crossing, young man, you've seen too much, even if it's crossing, aren't you still wearing it, no, for your original world, you've only been dead for 100 years. ”
The old man looked at Chu Ge like a fool and said: "If you want to go back, you must not be able to go back, there will be nothing about you in 100 years, but well~"
Before the old man could finish speaking, Chu Ge interrupted him.
"But what, uncle, tell me quickly."
Chu Ge also looked at the old man inexplicably, not knowing what tricks he wanted to play.
"First, I'm not an old man. The old man solemnly raised his index finger and made a NO gesture, and continued:
"Second, according to your civilization's understanding, I should be counted as an immortal in your mouth!"
"Immortals, I think it's almost like a nervous disorder!, isn't the god chattering about starting to tell a story!" Chu Ge interjected again.
"Well, I say, are you or me?" said the old man unhappily, "If you want to live, I still have a remedy!"
"Okay, good, care for the lonely, widowed, neurotic elderly, everyone is responsible!" Chu Ge lay on the stone table and said perfunctorily: "You don't look like an old man, who is an old man!"
Except for the strange environment around him, this old man is no different from a nervous path, Chu Ge thought secretly.
"Okay, don't believe it, do you? Let me see what I'm really capable of!"
After speaking, the old man stood up, his hands flashed, and the surrounding scenery was distorted and changed like a void.
Countless huge bookcases also disappeared, and the starry sky, which could not distinguish between heaven and earth, also began to rotate, gradually changing, scattering heterochromatic brilliance, and when the distorted space stabilized, it suddenly made people's eyes shine.
Surrounded by mountains and rivers, verdant forests, the old man actually transformed into an old Western woman on crutches, and the voice of the old woman was also the voice of the old woman.
"Young man, it's not over yet!"
After speaking, the crutches shook, and the surrounding scenery began to change again.
This time he almost scared Chu Ge to pee, but when he came back to his senses, he actually found himself standing on a crater waiting to erupt!
The old man also changed from an old woman to a red-bellied and yellow-haired child, and he spoke with a milky voice.
"Convinced, convinced, not enough, right?"
The child clapped his hands, and the scorching environment quickly became cold, giving Chu Ge a thrill this time.
Because the crater just now turned into a snow-capped mountain, the howling cold wind blew like a steel knife on Chu Ge's body and made him sting, at this time, the yellow-haired child that the old man had changed turned into a woman in green clothes and ancient ornaments, and if you look closely, she is actually seven or eight points similar to Chu Ge's ex-girlfriend!
Before the woman could speak, Chu Ge was so cold that he wailed: "Enough~ Enough, wow! I believe it! You are not an old man, you can change back quickly, even if you become like my ex-girlfriend again, I won't be a base!"
Seeing that Chu Ge was so frozen, at this time the woman waved with one hand, making a tendency to disperse, and the space was rapidly distorted and changed, only to return to the scene where there was a huge bookcase starry sky just now, and the old man was still the old man, Chu Ge was speechless in shock in just a few minutes of experience, and it was difficult to accept it for a while!
Seeing that Chu Ge had not yet come to his senses, the old man motioned for Chu Ge to sit down.
"The reason why I say I'm not an old man is because I really am not an old man!"
'Old man' paused, looked at Chu Ge, and when Chu Ge came back to his senses, he continued to say a little,
"I'm not an immortal, I said that the immortal in your civilization refers to my ability, I am born in these many dimensions, I am one of the wills of these countless dimensions, I am formless and formless, you see that I am the appearance of the old man, it means that it is the appearance you want to see, in the eyes of different people, I am a different appearance, I have no name, but if you want to call me, you can call me '臦'. ”
The 'old man' looked at Chu Ge's appearance with a circle, and drew a picture on the stone table with his hand, and the stone table showed a dark gold border with the character '臦', which obviously looked like Chinese characters.
"According to your civilization, this word is roughly written like this. Zhen explained to Chu Ge.