【077】I've eaten it

I washed up, ran downstairs and rode to the slag area and set off, arrived downstairs at Shen Lu's house, looked at the time, it was still early, I bought breakfast for three people as usual, when I knocked on the door, Shen Enci opened the door, he was still brushing his teeth, looking at me with a blank expression.

"Eat, eat."

I took the things in and put them away, and after a while, Shen Lu came out, and one foot still basically couldn't touch the ground, "Husband!" ”

I smiled, walked to Shen Lu's side, carried her to the sofa, and soon, Shen Lu's mother also came out, said a lot of words of thanks to me, and told me to let me call her Aunt Fang.

Eating breakfast, Shen Enci suddenly raised his head, "Sister, you can rest for a while this time, I like the days when you open your eyes and have food." ”

"You want to exhaust Ali to death, I don't."

"Isn't this happening, but you're starting to help people talk? It's really a big girl. ”

I laughed, chatted with Aunt Fang and Shen Enci, after breakfast, I carried Shen Lu on my back, greeted Shen Enci and them, sat on my bicycle, Shen Lu hugged my waist and buried her head in my back, "Husband, husband." ”

"What are you telling me to do?"

"It's okay, I just want to call you, husband, husband!"

"Alright, baby, when your feet are healed, I'll take you to buy shoes."

"I've got it all."

"Your husband is rich, don't ask me how I got it, I won't sue you!" I smiled and hummed a little tune, the mood was super comfortable, when I arrived at the school gate, parked the car, I was under the gaze of everyone, and carried Shen Lu on my back, I still had a bare head, a sturdy stroke, the scar on my neck, or my logo, the sun was very good today, Shen Lu hummed a little tune from behind.

I enjoyed this feeling very much, returned to the class, took care of Shen Lu, sat in the seat, and after a while, the gold bricks came, shiny, sat next to me, took out a stack of money from his pocket, and handed it to me.

I took the money, "This is one thousand, let's three people three hundred, and the one hundred will be given to Hu Hao and their members." "It's all yours, just take care of my food, don't want gold bars, dare to kill him!"

When Jin Brick spoke, his expression was so fierce that it made me feel as if he was about to really kill Jin Brick.

"Don't make a fuss, how can you do that! I can't miss a point, I shouldn't have mine"

Jin Brick gestured at me with a "shhhh

"See, I love to eat!"

"I don't think that's how it was pronounced."

"Fart, you know a fart, I love to eat, I have something to do in class in the future, I downloaded a lot of songs to it yesterday, as well as movies, from the island country."

Jin Brick smiled cheaply, "I and the gold bar are one each, it is rewarded by Brother Qijia, Brother Qijia said that the money is yours, let you not be polite, rest assured to take it, next time this kind of thing will be called to you." ”

When I heard this, I felt a little awkward in my heart, "But, gold bricks." "Okay, don't ink, don't worry, I'm going to eat hard, eat hard, I won't tell you, I'm going to sleep, I'm tired." I watched the gold bricks lie down, in fact, I was also quite tired, looking at the huge amount of 1,000 yuan in my hand, I was so happy, I looked up at Shen Lu over there, I couldn't sleep, yes, I was so excited, my mind was full of thinking about what to buy for Shen Lu, and I couldn't sleep.

During class, the two of us, one was sleeping with a snort, and the other was looking at Shen Lu and smirking, and there were already thousands of thoughts in our minds.

The gold brick woke up, sat on the side, with headphones, listening to songs, playing games, and humming quietly from time to time, the book in front of him was quite high, and he was lying on the table, and it was not easy to be found.

Today is just in time for the teacher to change classes, and there are three classes in a row, all of which are history teachers' classes, so I guess I can't watch it.

I was thinking about where to eat, drink and have fun with Shen Lu, when the classmates in front of me began to push my desk, "Ali, Ali, what are you thinking, the teacher called you" I reacted immediately, looked up, and looked at the history teacher standing on the podium.

"Wang Li, what about you, Tang and Song Dynasty, who is there, as I just said, not allowed to look at the blackboard!" As the history teacher spoke, he blocked the blackboard behind him.

Where do I know what the eight families, the class is quite quiet, I stood up, just as I was thinking about how to answer, suddenly, I heard a "puff~~~" sound, followed by "puff puff~~~" several times in a row, this fart is too rhythmic, too regular.

The class suddenly became quieter, everyone's eyes looked in the direction where the fart came from, the history teacher on the podium, the history teacher calmly held his glasses, "What are you looking at?" What's wrong with not farting? ”

"Wang Li, if I ask you, answer quickly!" A few classmates in front of me began to whisper to me, and I listened to their words, "Su Xun, Su Zhe, Wang Anshi!" "Whoever is talking in front of him will not have to take my history class in the future." Obviously, the history teacher was angry, and he looked at me, "If you can't answer this question today, let's both settle this account and giggle in one direction for three lessons, I'm really fed up!" The history teacher was really angry and slapped the table, "Hurry up!" "It's over, it's over" I began to muttered in my heart, this is really hot, what's the matter, just when I was worried, I suddenly felt a foul smell, not only I felt it, everyone in the class seemed to feel it, many people were very depressed expressions, covering their noses.

The history teacher slapped the table again, "Does it stink that?" Wang Li, answer me quickly! "I don't know what to do, my best brother, Brother Jin, rescued me at this time, he was wearing headphones, and he was talking loudly, but he didn't know it himself, he must have smelled the stench, turned his head, and looked at me.

"Brother Li, whose fart is this, it stinks so much, eats, and lets out such a smell! I'm cāo! "Jin Brick definitely didn't want to say it very loudly, but he was wearing headphones, all of them were the sound of music, and he spoke involuntarily, and I was immediately confused, and soon, everyone's eyes in the class turned to Jin Brick.

The gold brick was cute, maybe it didn't feel right, he quietly took off his headphones, and saw that the people around him were staring at him, and in a few seconds, I already saw everyone covering their mouths.

The gold brick also seems to know what "Brother Li, what is the situation." "This time it's really quiet.

The history teacher's face turned green, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Gold bricks, you get up." ”

Jin Brick stood up and looked at the history teacher with a cute expression.

"Come, you answer, Tang and Song Ba family." "Sweet and sour prawns?"

Jin Brick's face was confused, "Why do you ask this, eight prawns, put some sugar, put some vinegar, and then." ”

He didn't say the rest of the words, the whole class suddenly burst into laughter, at this time, it was a person who couldn't stand it, everyone laughed back and forth, and the gold brick touched his head, "Isn't that a practice with sweet and sour tenderloin?" Swap the tenderloin for shrimp, I've eaten it. ”