Chapter 138: "Two Days and One Night" Hilarious Departure (End)
After arriving at Dongting Lake, the brother tour group eagerly boarded the boat and rafted in Dongting Lake.
The Dongting Lake in front of you is vast, and the water and sky are colorful. From the boat, you can see flocks of egrets gliding on the water in the distance, and the boats are weaving back and forth, with blue sky, white sails, blue waves, and gulls and birds in full view.
The vicinity of Dongting Lake is also beautiful, with many places of interest and historic sites, Yueyang Tower, which has a history of 1780, has attracted countless literati and artists from ancient times to the present. In addition, there is Junshan Island, which has beautiful mountains and rivers.
The brothers all stood on the bow of the boat with great interest to enjoy the scenery, and Chen Lin sang a famous poem "Wangdongting" by the famous poet Liu Yuxi of the Tang Dynasty in a poetic and picturesque voice.
The lake and the autumn moon are in harmony,
There are no goggles on the surface of the pond and no polishing.
Looking at the mountains and rivers of Dongting,
A green snail on a silver plate.
It's a pity that this poetic and picturesque picture, the harmonious picture of heaven and earth and man becoming one, was interrupted by a shout from the uninteresting gull brother.
"Hey, are you rich......"
"It's too vulgar to bear, in the face of such beautiful lakes and mountains, do you shout rich, I'll come." Brother Xian immediately taught Brother Ou a lesson, and then he shouted loudly: "Is there anything ......to eat?"
Brother Xian's most authentic monologue made everyone laugh.
Then everyone boarded Junshan Island, it is located in the East Dongting Lake, slim and elegant, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the scenery is beautiful, there are two concubine tombs, Liu Yijing, Langyin Pavilion and other historic sites on the island.
The scenery is very beautiful, and everyone is having a lot of fun, but if there is no game link of the pit father, it would be good, from the beginning of arriving at Dongting Lake, the director team has been constantly designing various games to test everyone, and every time the game is played, someone in 7 people is rectified.
The people who have been rectified have to be painted with panda eyes, and at present, except for Zeng Zhiwei and Oudi, the remaining 5 people have been painted with panda eyes, except for Zeng Zhiwei and Oudi.
When everyone landed on Junshan Island, the third test was waiting for everyone.
In the third test, the director team prepared 7 glasses of lemonade of the same color for everyone in a pavilion, one of which was salt water.
"I'm starting to these moths again."
"Director, we are not thirsty, nor are we tired."
The frightened brother group complained when they saw this scene, and some wanted to get by, but the director team ignored them. If you still have to drink it, whoever drinks the salt water will be unlucky, and you have to draw a big flower face on your face.
"We can't paint anymore." At this time, Brother Xian spoke, he looked at the young stars in the members and said, "Because they all follow the idol route, we just sign on our faces, don't draw them." ”
It's even more ugly to sign on the face, it's better to paint it, and Brother Xian's ghost point made everyone laugh.
Next, everyone carefully chose the cups, and Brother Ou climbed onto the table to carefully observe each cup, while Chen Lin also lowered his head to smell the smell. "Oops!" Chen Lin exclaimed in surprise and was knocked on the head by Brother Xian, "Like you, you can't be like this." ”
Brother Xian stopped Chen Lin and the others from cheating on the spot, okay, everyone only honestly picked a cup based on their feelings.
When Brother Ou was the first to raise a glass and drink, the other 6 people all looked at him, "Hehe! After drinking it, Brother Ou stretched out two fingers and made a V-shape, he drank lemonade and passed the test.
"Yay!" Tingfeng was the second to drink, and he jumped up with joy. I also successfully passed the level.
"It's so delicious." The third Zeng Zhiwei also passed.
"Do you want to trade with me?" When the fourth Brother Xian drank, he proposed to exchange with Wu Qilong, Wu Qilong hurriedly shook his head and was unwilling to change, he didn't believe in Brother Xian, the old fox.
"Brother Xian. Drink it and drink it quickly. At the urging of his brothers, Brother Xian drank.
"Oops!" As soon as he took a sip, Brother Xian shook his head, his expression was exaggerated, his expression amused everyone, and when everyone mistakenly thought that he drank salt water, he suddenly smiled again: "It's rare to be so lucky." ”
It's really lucky Brother Xian. Next up is Chen Lin.
"Xiao Ming, do you want to change?" Chen Lin also learned that Brother Xian wanted to exchange with Huang Xiaoming.
"Change." Huang Xiaoming agreed without hesitation.
Xiao Ming is interesting enough, good job. Chen Lin happily exchanged a glass with Huang Xiaoming, but as a result, ......Chen Lin immediately squirted out as soon as he drank it into his mouth.
Smart but was mistaken by smart Chen Lin was very sad to drink the salt water, the original unlucky egg should not be his, woo woo......
"Ha Lu haha......" Everyone gloated Da Lu laughed, especially Huang Xiaoming's tears of laughter were about to come out.
"I wish the ratings Changhong, come on, come on, cheers." Huang Xiaoming and Wu Qilong, who had not yet drunk it, knew that there was no salt water in their hands, and happily raised their glasses to celebrate.
At this time, Brother Xian picked up the salt water that Chen Lin had just drunk and put down, glanced at everyone and said with a smile: "Everyone, you don't drink salty, how do you know that it is sweet?" Lead by example, which one should be tasted. ”
"Big brother, don't look at me and ask me to drink it later." Brother Ou saw Brother Xian's gaze on him, and hurriedly dodged away.
"When we are a big brother, we just want to be a role model." Brother Xian said with a responsible look when he saw that Brother Ou was afraid to avoid it.
Wow, do you want to drink it yourself? It's really manly, just when everyone was about to praise Brother Xian's next actions, everyone laughed.
I saw that Brother Xian turned around and brought the salt water to Zeng Zhiwei after speaking, and called out respectfully, "Big brother." ”
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this, "You are really good!" Zeng Zhiwei couldn't cry or laugh, he grabbed it defenselessly.
"It's hard to have seniority deeper than me, okay." Brother Xian smiled and gave the cup to Zeng Zhiwei, and when he saw Zeng Zhiwei's bitter face, Brother Xian emphasized again: "You have two choices, you can not drink, and the six of us will hang you on the tree outside." ”
Threatened, Zeng Zhiwei could only pinch the cup and take a sip, "pounce on the ......", and he vomited without accident.
"Oh, it's really salt water, you try it." Zeng Zhiwei handed the salt water to Brother Xian again and asked him to drink it. Chen Lin also coaxed Brother Xian to drink it next to him.
"It's not that I don't dare to drink, I'm afraid of drinking your saliva." Of course, Brother Xian's excuse couldn't convince everyone, and Brother Xian also drank the salt water and vomited a piece.
After visiting Junshan Island, when it was time for dinner in the evening, when the seven brothers returned to the shore of the lake, a table of Dongting Lake whole fish feast with full color and fragrance appeared in front of them.
What carp jumping over the dragon gate, home-cooked boiled crucian carp, steamed mandarin fish, soaked carp in oil, roasted whitebait, lake boiled fish, fish rolls, poached herring, fried eight-treasure fish, etc., carefully counted, a table of dishes is full of 20 fish.
Wow wow...... The brothers naturally swarmed on the table, and when everyone was about to move the chopsticks, the director team shouted to stop. Then I moved another table.
And on this table there is only a plate of white rice and a bag of pickled vegetables.
What is the director team doing? Soon the mystery was revealed, and the most fun game part of "Two Days and One Night" began.
The game will eliminate 4 people who can't enjoy the whole fish feast and eat poor white rice with mustard.
The process of the game is not important, what matters is the result of the game, poor Brother Xian, Zeng Zhiwei, Chen Lin, and Wu Qilong were all eliminated, and Brother Ou, Tingfeng, and Huang Xiaoming had already eaten a delicious whole fish feast with chopsticks.
The four eliminated people watched them eat dumbfounded, and then Brother Xian screamed miserably: "Let's eat white rice, you ...... It's too much, it's too much. ”
Brother Xian walked behind the three of them as he spoke, and looked at the whole fish banquet drooling, and Chen Lin couldn't look at it directly, leaving his face behind. Look at his saliva again.
The three stinky boys ignored the pitiful appearance of Brother Xian behind him and ate it casually, and Brother Ou deliberately picked up a piece of tender fish meat and ate it slowly into his mouth.
Hey, Chen Lin and the other 4 people looked at the white rice in front of them and forced a smile, and the three most hateful stinky boys deliberately made all kinds of intoxication to lure them while eating at this time.
"This fish meat is very sweet and seasoned with small chili peppers, perilla, etc., first fried and then stewed, the delicate fish is spicy and fresh, and the fresh is permeated with the aroma of perilla, which is really mouth-watering and delicious." Brother Ou reveled after eating a piece of fish.
"This little whitebait soup. It is simmered in a casserole, seasoned with only ginger slices and salt, which retains the original flavor of the small whitebait to the greatest extent, and the fish is tender and boneless. The fish soup is delicious. Yes! It's really delicious. Huang Xiaoming took a sip of fresh fish soup and was full of praise.
"Don't say any more!" At this time, Chen Lin couldn't help but pick up the meal and ran to the table of the whole fish banquet, and the others also gathered around, and now the rice quartet was drooling around the whole fish banquet.
"Oops, my meal is gone." Chen Lin pretended to accidentally drop a few grains of rice into a plate of fish. It's a shame to waste, this must be scooped up, he scooped up the rice with a spoon. I also took the opportunity to catch a piece of fish.
"Hey, hey, Brother Xian, what are you doing?" Tingfeng found out in time that Brother Xian wanted to secretly take a dish.
"Brother Zhiwei, do you want to eat?" Brother Ou picked up a piece of fish fillet and shook it in front of Zeng Zhiwei, making Zeng Zhiwei swallow his saliva.
At this time, the director team saw this situation and hurriedly drove the four of them back, and saw the delicious whole fish banquet opposite, and the white rice and mustard in front of him were really full of tears.
"Brother Xian, otherwise, there is only one place, who is the worst among the four of you, and the worst one can come and eat with us." At this time, Brother Ou stood up and made a suggestion.
"Okay, or we'll make a pitiful speech, okay?" Brother Xian's words and the other three agreed, and then Brother Xian ordered: "Thirty seconds for each person to testimonial, start." ”
Wu Qilong was the first to step forward, he staggered as if he had been hungry for a few days, and then sat on the ground as if he had no strength, holding a bowl in both hands and looking at the three of them pitifully.
The third is Chen Lin and Zeng Zhiwei, one with tears in his eyes, relying on tears to sympathize, and the other playing a Jianghu artist who wanders around and has a hungry stomach, and relies on his acting skills to move people.
It was Brother Xian's turn, and he made a serious speech: "Dear brothers and sisters, I am the elder of our family, and I am also the most beloved child of the husband and wife's mother, I have almost never been hungry in my life, but I have been hungry for many meals in this show, but it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if I didn't eat today, I hope you don't let my parents see that his son hasn't eaten, my dad is 80 years old this year, and I tried to hide the two old people when it was broadcast"
"It's almost the same, it's quite touching, I can't tell the winner, change the way, sing, it's good or not, we all sing a song separately If we can sing it, we are tempted"
In the face of the new requirements put forward by the three Ou brothers, Brother Xian and the others decided to hold a meeting to discuss, and the result of the meeting was: Shi can be killed but not humiliated, and he will not eat.
The four of them decided to defend the dignity of the most rear, so they stepped forward one by one, which would not be to pretend to be pitiful but to despise each other, and to disdain the whole fish feast.
First Wu Qilong, then Chen Lin, and Zeng Zhiwei respectively expressed their displeasure, tearing open the rice balls and mustard buns and still making provocative movements on the other party's table, and then threw down a hateful sentence: "Don't eat it." ”
Brother Xian stepped forward, he couldn't bear it anymore, and as soon as he came up, he pointed at Brother Ou and said angrily: "I'll tell you, let's talk pitiful things first, and after we're done, we want to sing to entertain you...... The three of them are not eating, Xie Lu thanks you for your concession......"
After speaking, Brother Xian turned around and bowed to Chen Lin and the three of them to thank him, and then picked up the fish feast on the table without any pressure and ate it.
Didn't you say that a soldier can be killed but not humiliated, and dignity must be defended? I'm ...... was tricked by Brother Xian again, Chen Lin, Wu Qilong, and Zeng Zhiwei looked at each other.
"Hahaha!" Seeing this dramatic scene, the three of them leaned forward and leaned back with laughter. (To be continued......)