CHAPTER 42: UNCLE, YOU'RE OUT OF MAN
"What's wrong?" Yun Tao and Zeng Quan asked nervously, there was no way that this scream was too loud, and it echoed endlessly in the alley, making a large group of people here inexplicable.
"Uncle, how can you play with your sister in front of us little girls, you will teach us underage children badly."
Mi Qi said with a little blush, not because she blushed when she saw Yun Tao and Zeng Quan hugging, but because she was embarrassed by the scream just now, she didn't expect the echo in this alley to be so loud that she was embarrassed to death.
"Uncle, am I that old?" Yun Tao touched his face and asked this little girl named Mi Qi, she is not married yet, so she will become an uncle, how do you look at yourself, she is quite young, although she looks a little ugly, but she doesn't look very old.
"In Korean dramas, girls call men older than themselves uncle, uncle, don't you know what to say, uncle, you're too OUTman." Mickey said as a matter of course.
"Yes, yes, uncle, you're really too OUTman." Several other little girls also said one after another, completely ignoring Yuntao's fragile heart.
"I... I..."
Yun Tao was speechless by these little girls, and he didn't know how to refute Lu Dao, after all, they made this "OUTman" Yun Tao himself didn't know what Lu Dao meant, and he couldn't say anything.
It's just that being called uncle by such a group of young girls, Yun Tao himself feels very awkward, I used to meet little girls as big as them, calling themselves big brothers, so they have risen in their generation, they have all changed from "brother" generation to "uncle" generation, this generation has also risen too fast, Yun Tao was a little speechless.
"But... However, if you call them sisters, they will become uncles when I get to, which is not right, they are all my wives, and this life will be messed up. ”
Yun Tao said, how do you think that you are about to be stunned by these little girls now, this is too generational, in his hometown, this generation is very particular, and he must not scream, otherwise he will be considered disrespectful.
"Uncle, you are really your wife OUTman, don't you know that the uncle in the Korean drama is married to the girl who calls him uncle, how affectionate it feels to call uncle, uncle, you won't be a Martian, right?" The four little girls looked at Yuntao strangely, this uncle is so funny, he doesn't even know this.
"This, I don't watch Korean dramas, I think you should also watch some of our country's own TV dramas, see if you can't even figure out the seniority." Yun Tao said earnestly. It seems that this is another group of lost little lambs who have been poisoned by Korean dramas.
"Uncle, the generation gap between us and you is too big, there is no way to communicate, originally I saw you so powerful, one person easily took down a bunch of bad guys, and was ready to be your girlfriend, now look at it, I want to take back what I just said, I don't even watch Korean dramas, the generation gap is too big, there is simply no common language." Mickey said sadly.
"Hehe, he's such a person, the entire anti-Korean faction, you just ignore him, just be nice to your sisters." Jing Ting saw that Yuntao was about to bring up his patriotic theory again, and hurriedly interjected.
There's no way, once you let Yuntao bring up his set of patriotic theories for less than an hour, he won't finish speaking, he has been scared, it's just the same as Tang Seng chanting, the nagging is endless, from the five thousand years of Chinese civilization to the current five lectures and four beauties, people just want to sleep, and they don't dare to watch Korean dramas in the dormitory now, they all peek in the office during working hours.
"Well, we've all introduced, sister, you haven't introduced yourself yet, we don't know what you're called now." Xu Jie said to Jing Ting.
Yun Tao is sad to death, he is the hero who rescued their little girls from fire and water, but he was ignored by these little girls, this is too unusual, although he said that he is in line with the virtue of doing good deeds without leaving a name, but that is his own modesty, you don't even have a thank you, it's too much.
"Oh, let me introduce you, my own name is Jing Ting, how old are you, how old are you, keep it secret now, hehe, this beautiful sister is called Zeng Quan, you have to call Sister Zeng, and this warrior who helped you fight away those villains, called Yuntao, is the husband of me and Zeng Quan, he is amazing, don't talk about less than ten gangsters today, even if there are hundreds of gangsters, my husband can easily knock them down." Jing Ting proudly introduced.
"Wow, uncle, you are so powerful, you are simply a 'Yamasai', not only is your martial arts great, but even the level of pickling girls is so powerful, one person soaked Sister Ting and Sister Zeng, who are as beautiful as fairies, and let them follow you, Ifollowyou!." Liu Hanyu looked at Yuntao with admiration.
"Hehe, don't worship brother. Brother is just a legend. Yun Tao smiled a little proudly, since having Zeng Quan and Jing Ting, Yun Tao's personality has become a lot now, and he has begun to be confident, no, he is starting to stink and be beautiful.
"Cut, it's just you, it's still a legend, you stinky and beautiful." Mickey winked at Yuntao.
"It's over, such a little girl now, she is so powerful at a young age, she knows how to flatter her eyes, and she will have it when she grows up, she is really precocious enough." Yun Tao whispered to Jing Ting.
It's a pity that Yun Tao didn't pay attention, in fact, although a few little girls chatted with Zeng Quan and them not easily, in fact, the real perspective of these four little girls never left Yun Tao, but they were well disguised by these smart little girls, and Yun Tao and the three of them didn't find out.
These little girls know very well that if they want to have a relationship with this powerful uncle, they must first take down these two beautiful sisters, otherwise there will be no chance at all, and now the main job is to get close to these two beautiful sisters and establish a good relationship with them. "Sister, is he talking bad about me to you?" Miki asked Jing Ting. Mickey is very nervous about Yuntao's opinion of herself, but don't hate herself.
In fact, just now Yuntao beat the gangsters and rescued these little girls from the fire and water, so that these little girls who were seriously poisoned by Korean dramas, and the little girls with this serious hero complex had the idea of making a promise to each other, didn't you see that most of the little girls now like to be with the gangsters in society, just because these gangsters often fight, they can satisfy their hero complex.
As for Yuntao's ugly appearance, a few little girls directly ignored it, for the current little girls, what kind of father complex, what brother complex, and even what kind of love complex, but I haven't heard that these little girls have any handsome complex. I have seen enough white and clean little white faces at school, little handsome guys, I feel very bored, but Yuntao is such a long ugly man, these little girls are now more and more energetic, it is simply a lover's eyes.
"Hehe, he said that you will flatter and seduce men at such a young age, and it will be terrible when you grow up, hehe." Jing Ting didn't care about Yun Tao's look at herself, and directly shook out all the thoughts that Yun Tao had just said to herself.
This dead girl, she sold her husband like this, it's too unusual, I don't know if I have three virtues and four virtues, look at how I will clean you up when I go back at night, Yun Tao thought secretly.
"Khan, uncle, you are really really Mrs. OUTman, I'm thirteen years old now, I've grown up a long time ago, don't you see people Mikg and Zhang Deyi, compared to other Mikg, I'm OUTman, people Mikg and Zhang Deyi were only ten years old when they fell in love, people Mikg is only twelve years old now, and Zhang Deyi has lived with Zhang Deyi early, you see how happy they are now, several of our sisters are supporting them on the Internet, Mikg is our idol, The young age has already gone ahead of us.
"Uncle, you don't know Mikg and Zhang Deyi." The particularly long-haired Liu Lanruo also looked at Yun Tao strangely and said, as if Yun Tao didn't know how incredible it would be for Mikg and Zhang Deyi.
"Hehe, I know about this Mikg and Zhang Deyi." Yun Tao said confidently, after all, he was always called "OUTman" by these little girls, Yun Tao was still very embarrassed, although Yun Tao still did not understand what "OUTman" meant, but it was definitely not a good word to think about, Yun Tao regretted that he did not study English well when he was in school before, and now he can't even understand the simplest words.
But for this Mikg and Zhang Deyi, Yun Tao is really knowledgeable, some time ago it was very popular on the Internet, and was called a model of early love by many netizens after 00, so that many men with Lori complexes are drooling, Yun Tao saw this report at that time, and he was jealous to death, he was in his thirties, and he didn't even have a girlfriend, Zhang Deyi had already reached out to the little girl in the childhood stage, and he scolded him successfully, and so many people blessed him, what is the reason.
According to the Internet, Zhang Deyi started as a music teacher at Mikg. The first time they met, they felt that they were in love with each other, Mikg was not yet 10 years old at that time, and I didn't know that Zhang Deyi did it like this, it was completely pedophilia, it is said that they lived together early, this Zhang Deyi is definitely a model of "heavy taste", in fact, many men may have such a "heavy taste", but it is just a moral and ethical constraint.
Thinking about the reports of turning on the computer everywhere now, you can see the magic hand reaching out to these underage children, under the influence of Western culture, many traditional morals and ethics of our motherland are more and more forgotten by people, all kinds of strange things have come out, even the former pure school, now often report this door, that door, sometimes makes Yuntao feel that he can't keep up with the rhythm of the times, or now the era has become too fast, fast Yuntao is a little afraid.