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"Eh, I said Zhang Chen, your kid actually stole the Elder's Holy Fruit, should you be beaten?" a strong man scolded with a smile while holding the upside-down Zhang Chen in one hand. There was no sense of reprimand.

Zhang Chen, who was bare-bottomed, grinned and gulped the fruit that was almost the size of his little head, and did not listen to the strong man's words at all, eating with relish, and his face was covered with the purple-red fruit pulp sprayed by the flesh.

"Hey, you kid is really ah! Uncle Seven doesn't listen to what Uncle Seven says, right? Good boy, you wait!" Seeing that Zhang Chen didn't hear his words, and was still eating the huge fruit with taste, he was angry, stared at his eyes as big as copper bells, looked left and right and saw a water tank next to him, and said with a wicked smile: "Okay, don't listen to Uncle Seven, you can let me in!"

After speaking, the strong man seemed to aim at the water tank like a stone at Zhang Chen, who was holding it in his hand, and he accelerated with a run, only to hear the sound of "boom!", and there was a little more person in the water tank.

"Poof!" The three-year-old Zhang Chen seemed to be unconcerned, burrowed out of the water and spat on it. And then if nothing happened, they would climb out of the tank.

"Zhang Yanhao, are you bullying Xiao Chen again?" A middle-aged woman came when she heard the sound of water, and the strong man who was triumphant a moment ago suddenly jumped three feet tall in fright, and came to the water tank with an arrow step and fished Zhang Chen out.

"No, no, I'm bathing Xiaochen, how can I bully him? Don't think about my image so badly, think about the good!" he patted his chest as he said it.

"Well, the fruit is wet!, Seventh Aunt!" Zhang Chen, who was drenched, lost interest when he saw that the fruit was wet with water. Seeing that Aunt Seven was very happy, she said in a milky voice: "Well, Aunt Seven, Uncle Seven told me that I could practice water." But... But Xiao Chen's water quality is not very good, I choked on several mouthfuls of water, but Uncle Seven didn't let me come out, and I almost died in this water tank!" Zhang Chen's big eyes blinked, and he didn't blush at all because of lying.

His seventh uncle was in a hurry, looking at the person in front of him whose brows were becoming more and more inverted, he secretly swallowed his saliva, quietly took half a step back, and reluctantly smiled: "Cough, his aunt." Do you believe this little doll?", he felt like he should slap himself in the face, asking such a stupid question.

Sure enough, I just heard her say: "Hehe, Yanhao! Children can't watch these scenes, you come into the house with me!" After speaking, he hooked his fingers, and then walked to the house not far away with a sneer, ignoring him.

The strong man shrugged his head, then put down Zhang Chen, who was still wet, looked at him and sighed: "Now I'm finished, who taught you to lie like a child?

"Come in!" Before he could finish speaking, a deafening roar came from the room.

As the saying goes, quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed! Aunt Seven won't embarrass you, go quickly. Zhang Chen learns the tone of an adult in a good way, and with his milk voice, it is very cute.

The strong man didn't dare to delay when he heard this, and gritted his teeth and said to Zhang Chen, who was a big fart: "If you talk nonsense like this again, when I can come out alive, I will definitely play your little bird ten times! Don't rush, I'm wiping Chen'er's body, can't let this ancestor catch a cold!

Zhang Chen was not afraid, and still said unhurriedly: "Seventh uncle, wait for you to come out and play my bird." Now, you should ask for more blessings!" said that, it seemed that he had some difficulty getting up from the ground, and the most strange thing was that he was originally wet, but now there were no water stains on his body. And the droplets of water hanging on him were strangely evaporated.

"Humph!"

The strong man didn't seem to be surprised, but now he didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly ran towards the house.

And the little Zhang Chen staggered, as if he was walking very comfortably towards the more prominent thatched hut in the depths of the village.

The mountains are high and the waters are beautiful, and all things burst out with vigor. The mist of cooking smoke and the small mist in the forest, and the sound of gurgling water are mixed in, like the scenery in a picture scroll, beautiful and unobtainable. The small village is located in the mountains and forests, which has a sense of being out of the world.

"Knock knock!"

"Grandpa, Grandpa, open the door, Chen'er picked a little flower for you, open the door!" Xiao Zhang Chen came to the door of the thatched hut and shouted loudly in front of the wooden door that was much higher than him. It seemed to be a little hard, and large snot bubbles came out of the nostrils.

"Boom!"

I only heard an explosion in the room, Zhang Chen was so frightened that he sat on the ground, and a miscellaneous flower in his hand also fell. It seems to be, a little stunned. Then he hurriedly got up and anxiously banged on the door and called, "Grandpa, don't die! Who will make me something to eat when you die?"

"Squeak!" I could hear the sound of the wooden door, which slowly opened from the inside. I saw only an old man with ragged clothes, hair standing upside down, and a face full of black dust, and he seemed to be a little helpless and said: "Chen'er, didn't you say it? Grandpa was refining medicine at noon, and I was disturbed by you, and all the good medicine in the furnace was destroyed." After that, he turned his head to look at the pile of scrap iron that was smoking behind him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, it was originally a good stove.

Restraining his mind, he knew that it was useless to regret it at this time, so he had to start anew. Looking at Zhang Chen, who still had tears on his face and looked a little pitiful, he couldn't bear to preach. sighed helplessly, and then seemed to remember something, looked at Zhang Chen, who didn't take anything, and then said in a slight stunned voice: "Hey, didn't I ask you to go to your third uncle to ask for the holy fruit?"

At this time, Zhang Chen seemed to be a little weak-hearted, showed a sweet smile, and then said coquettishly to the most majestic person in the village: "Oh! Grandpa, I don't know." That holy fruit is really as miraculous as you say! It actually penetrates into my stomach by itself!"

As he spoke, he deliberately patted his stomach, trying to prove that he was not lying, only to see that the old man's bearded hand suddenly stopped, and then he actually pulled off several whites.

He knew that something was wrong, and hurriedly turned his head and fled backwards with unsteady steps.

"Zhang... Chen !!!" seemed to roar out of his mouth to say such words, the old man looked at him who was running away, how did he not know that he had secretly eaten the fruit, and suddenly became angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas went out of the body!

Looking around, he saw a small stick, he picked it up, and then chased after it.

"Stop me, Zhang Chen!!Tell me how many things you've stolen in recent days???Second baby's snacks, your sixth uncle's stupid eggs, and your fourth uncle's glass honey!You bastard, you have to let the old man catch it, you have to peel your skin and !!."

The old man chased after him with his teeth and claws, but the two of them, one could run at the beginning, and the other could not run with a hobbling step, and the two of them chased me like a turtle crawling, from the east to the west of the village.

Zhang Chen, who was a big fart, was bare-chested, holding his head and running around with his head while shouting anxiously in the village with a milk voice: "Help, help! Elder grandpa is going to beat me to death! Help!!

After a while, the women of the whole village came out of their houses and looked at Zhang Chen who was being chased suspiciously, including the seventh aunt who was teaching Zhang Yanhao a lesson.

Zhang Yanhao, who was being pulled by his wife's ears, looked at Zhang Chen's embarrassed appearance, and finally couldn't help laughing: "Yes! This stinky boy, elder, hurry up and chase after it! Don't let this little bastard run away! The tower-like strong man suddenly held back his voice like a chicken, and no longer dared to speak.

After a while, a group of women, without asking why, hurried to the village chief and began to gossip.

"Eh, Elder, don't bully Chen'er, tell me what's going on?"

"That's it, Elder, what are you trying to do with a child! He's so young and ignorant, don't be like him!"

"Elder, this is your fault..."

Looking at a group of middle-aged women surrounding him, the old man gritted his teeth. Looking at Zhang Chen, who was grimacing at him outside the encirclement, his lungs almost exploded!

"Ask yourself!What did this splash do!" He seemed to be extremely angry, and pointed at Zhang Chen outside the circle with a loud roar, and gasped, this pursuit was too much for his old man's physical strength.

The group of middle-aged women did not ask Zhang Chen what he had done according to the elder's words, but only persuaded him to spare Zhang Chen again. Of course, they knew that if they let that little kid confess something bad, it wouldn't be theirs, so they couldn't ask anyway!

Looking at the group of women who were determined to protect Zhang Chen, the elder sighed helplessly: "That's it! I'll spare this bastard boy again today, if there is a next time, it won't be easy for any of you to protect him! The old man must pick off his skin!" After speaking, he seemed to be a little angry, and the small stick in his hand fell to the ground hard.

When the middle-aged women saw that the village chief was relieved, they didn't know where they were, so they all responded and left him to surround the little one.

"Eh, Chen'er came to the third sister-in-law's house for dinner, I stewed your favorite pig's trotters today!" one of the women approached Zhang Chen, her face blooming like a chrysanthemum, and she said with a smile on her face.

"You get up, who doesn't know that your cooking skills are terrible? Chen'er must have eaten with his breath every time he goes back to your house! Chen'er, come to the eldest mother's house today? The eldest lady made a red treasure tiger palm, and Lao Tie said it was great!"

"Come to my house!"

"Chen'er came to my house"

...

As if it was a habit, the little Zhang Chen yawned and said sleepily: "I'll choose one! Whoever the little sow clicks, she is the old sow!" As he spoke, he stretched out his thin fingers and pointed in the crowd, and finally decided to eat at the eldest mother's house today.

Moved by him like this, a group of women were not only not annoyed, but even had doting expressions on their faces, but they were not disappointed and lamented by the people who were called, and the eldest lady showed a proud smile, as if it was her honor to be pointed by Zhang Chen.

Approaching Zhang Chen's side, smelling his little body with a milky fragrance, she was extremely happy, gently picked up Zhang Chen, and then walked towards her house with her face up, feeling the envious eyes behind her, she really felt radiant.

The elder looked at Zhang Chen, who was held in the hearts of these women like a great hero, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he sighed helplessly. Seeing Zhang Yanhao, who came to him, he asked suspiciously: "Why did your daughter-in-law beat and scolded you today?" ”

"It's... It's not that Chen'er was caught stealing the holy fruit by me, I want to teach her a lesson, but I don't want to show her, so..."

Hearing this, the old man felt that his heart was blocked, and then he said angrily: "Yes, let you mess with that little bastard..."