Chapter 174: A Great Wrong!
"I've seen stealing money and mobile phones, I've also seen stealing bacon and sausages, this stealing underwear and underwear, or the first time I've seen it, turn your face around, let me see where you are?"
Just when Shen Mao was struggling violently in his heart, a male voice suddenly came from behind, Shen Mao was alert for a moment, turned around and looked, on the balcony behind him, there was already an extra person at some point, a man half a head taller than him, looking at him with a playful and disdainful gaze.
"You, who are you?" Shen Mao was startled, how did this man come behind him, he didn't know what to say at all.
Chen Dasheng looked at the kid in front of him playfully, his figure was a little thin, and there was not much meat on his face, although he was not ugly, but he also had nothing to do with the handsome word, maybe it was not very good at first, giving Chen Dasheng an extremely obscene impression, his two eyes were quite smart, but they were replaced by panic at this time.
"Who am I? Of course I'm here to catch you, in the middle of the night, sneaking into the girl's bedroom, if I'm not mistaken, you're the thief who stole underwear, right? Chen Dasheng looked at the thin monkey-like kid in front of him with some amusement, he just heard about the girl's bedroom being patronized by underwear thieves on the road, but he didn't expect to be bumped into by himself so soon.
"Lingerie thief?" Shen Mao was stunned for a moment, and then the expression on his face became strange, "I see you misunderstood, I'm not an underwear thief, I'm here to catch a thief!" ”
"Less nonsense, what's the name of that grade and that class? Come with me to the bureau and talk slowly when you meet the police! Chen Dasheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and walked over directly, wanting to arrest someone.
As soon as I came, I saw that this guy was trying to steal underwear, this guy is an underwear thief, it's almost a sure thing, for such a pervert. Chen Dasheng will not show mercy to his subordinates, and directly grabs the other party.
"I'm not an underwear thief!"
What Chen Dasheng didn't expect was that the kid moved his footsteps slightly, and when his hand was about to catch him, he narrowly dodged his own attack.
"Yo, it's good to do light work!" A hint of discoloration flashed on Chen Dasheng's face.
Before, Chen Dasheng thought that this kid was a master. Now that I look at it, I am just a ninth-level martial apprentice, not even a martial artist realm, I can go from the first floor to the fifth floor in an instant, and at this time, I can easily avoid my own grasp, this kind of light skill is already in the upper class.
"Hehe, so-so!" Shen Mao smiled wryly, but sweat was already soaked on his forehead. He could feel that the strength of the person in front of him was definitely much higher than him.
"Still laughing? As a person who practices martial arts, you should be chivalrous and righteous, but you use it to steal girls' underwear, I really don't know whether to say that you are a martial arts scum or a wonderful, since I bumped into it today, then don't think about running. Go, follow me to the police station. ”
After speaking. Chen Dasheng swept towards Shen Mao with an arrow step, Shen Mao was startled, and he knew that he couldn't argue, so he quickly turned over and jumped off the balcony, and landed lightly on the grass below, running at a super fast speed.
Standing on the edge of the balcony. Seeing that kid fleeing quickly like a wild cat, jumping left and right, a look of surprise appeared on Chen Dasheng's face, "The speed is so fast, I'm afraid that even the fourth and fifth level martial artists can't beat it, right?" ”
"Huh. Damn underwear thief, if you want to escape from my Chen Dasheng's hands, you are dreaming! Seeing that the figure of this kid was about to disappear, Chen Dasheng lightly touched his toes on the ground, and cast a drunken immortal moon step, like a nighthawk, chasing towards the thin figure.
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"Whew, whew!"
A dark shadow scurried into the forest on a rockery next to the school, startling many small animals in the woods.
Shen Mao stopped, sat on the head of a big tree, and gasped for breath.
"Nima, Master Cat, I'm too unlucky today!" Obviously, he was caught as a thief, but he was treated as a thief, and he was chased like a dog, Shen Mao was really speechless in his heart.
"I shouldn't have chased him, right?" Frequently turned back to look at the edge of the forest, after the small animals in the forest were generally restless, the forest slowly returned to silence, and I thought that the man had not caught up.
He could feel that the strength of the person just now was very strong, but Shen Mao was still very confident in his light skills, from childhood to adulthood, in terms of speed, he had not yet met an opponent.
"Grass, Zhen Nyima is so dangerous, the cat master and I have a famous reputation, and I was almost ruined!" Shen Mao wiped the sweat from his forehead, and he still had some palpitations.
"Hey, is that enough? Get up and keep running! ”
Just when Shen Mao let out a long sigh of relief and secretly rejoiced that he had escaped, a familiar voice suddenly came from overhead.
Suddenly startled, looking up, on the branch of a big tree in front of him, there was a black figure standing faintly, in the gray night light, he could vaguely identify that it was a person, and listening to the voice, Shen Mao was very sure that it was the person who was about to arrest him just now.
"You, how did you catch up with me?" Shen Mao stood up at once, looking at the figure on the opposite branch with a look of disbelief.
"Since the light work is so good, why don't you become a flower thief and run away to steal other girls' underwear?" Chen Dasheng's voice came from the shadows.
"Big brother, just spare me, I'm really not an underwear thief!" Shen Mao's face suddenly became bitter, so he simply didn't run, and sat directly on the ground, he was originally going to catch a thief, but he was caught as a thief, although he was a little moved at the time, and almost did something evil, but he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Do you think I'll believe it?" Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao playfully, "I saw you stealing girls' underwear with my own eyes, and you still don't admit it?" ”
"Big brother, seeing it with your own eyes is not the same as the truth, I, I am, I'm just curious, heaven and earth can be seen, I'm really not an underwear thief, I'm going to catch a thief!" Shen Mao only felt that he was speechless, and he was incoherent for a while.
When Chen Dasheng heard this, he couldn't help laughing, "Are you funny?" Please find a decent reason, dare to do it, dare to do it, since you didn't do it, then what did you just run? ”
Shen Mao wanted to cry without tears, looked up at Chen Dasheng, patted his face, and said, "Big brother, I also have a face, you insist that I am an underwear thief, and you want to arrest me to the police station, even if I have a hundred faces, it is not enough to be embarrassed, I don't run, are you waiting for you to be arrested?" ”
"If you run, it proves that you have a weak heart, even if you are not an underwear thief, you also have the idea of an underwear thief, if you really go to catch the thief, why don't you go to the other dormitory building, but go to that dormitory building? Do you know where that underwear thief will appear tonight? Chen Dasheng asked.
"Yes, I know the way!" When Shen Mao heard this, he nodded stunned.
"Damn, you're really going to climb up the pole!" Seeing that Shen Mao agreed so simply, Chen Dasheng couldn't help but roll his eyes, and with a slight touch of his toes, he slowly floated down from the treetops.
Standing in front of Shen Mao, Chen Dasheng asked with some amusement, "How do you know where the underwear thief will appear tonight?" Are you an accomplice of the lingerie thief, or are you the lingerie thief yourself? ”
"What a great wrong, big brother! I'm here to catch a thief, how can I be an accomplice of an underwear thief? Shen Mao looked bitter, straightened out his thoughts, and said to Chen Dasheng, "Actually, I studied it, if I guessed correctly, the underwear thief should appear in the eighth building of the Furong Garden dormitory tonight, I was about to squat, where do I know that Lu Dao will be bumped into by you." ”
"Huh? Have you also researched? Chen Dasheng couldn't help laughing, and at the same time was aroused, "Tell me, how did you research it?" ”
Shen Mao smiled and said in a thoughtful manner, "Actually, this is also simple, I checked the time and scope of the loss of the clothes and pants in the girl's dormitory, the underwear thief only came out to commit the crime every Wednesday and Thursday, and the thief started to steal from one building, last night there were seven girls' underwear stolen, and only eight and nine buildings were left without being robbed, so I guess that today Thursday, the underwear thief will definitely come out to commit the crime, according to the law, it should be the eighth building that did not run." ”
"Huh? You're really going to be blind! Chen Dasheng looked at Shen Mao a little weirdly, and his heart was a little uncertain, is this guy really not an underwear thief? But I obviously saw that this kid wanted to steal underwear! (To be continued......)
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