Chapter 157: Human Milk Hunger and Thirst
At the east end of the village, on a ventilated hillside, four wide pergolas had been erected, in which wild vegetables and fruits were stacked in different categories. In front of the pergola stood two dozen villagers, both men and women, who had come to help since the morning, waiting anxiously.
When everyone saw a second-hand bread slowly driving over, and three cars were followed by it, they all showed excited expressions. The second dog and the third donkey finally brought the big boss, and they will see the real chapter later, if the buyer can see these wild vegetables and wild fruits, then the happy life of the villagers will really come.
Before the excitement of the people had passed, they saw two young men in white clothes and white pants walking out of the van. At first, everyone thought it was a big boss in the city, so they rubbed their eyes vigorously to see the demeanor of the boss in the city.
Who knew that Lu Dao took a closer look, and then he saw clearly that the two young people who were in the mood were actually two dogs and three donkeys. These two guys usually wear coats and shoes, how have you ever seen them wear them like this? As a result, I couldn't help it, and I laughed together.
Zhou Hu tugged at the corner of Zhou Yu's clothes and said with some emptiness: "Brother Ergou, I think we should go home and change back into our original clothes, now whoever sees me is happy to look, this dress is really awkward, why do I feel that this return rate is 100% now!" ”
Zhou Yu said angrily: "Do you regret it now?" When is it time for you to still want to go home and change your clothes? If you want to change it, wait until you're done eating. Besides, you still have a problem to solve. ”
"Alright then, I'll deal with the big cow, and try not to let her interfere with the purchase of wild vegetables. Otherwise, there will be endless troubles! Zhou Hu said with a bitter face.
At this time, Zhuge Xiaoxiao and Liu Qingqing also got out of the car with Liu Yunfei, and Zhou Yu and his brothers hurriedly stepped forward to take them to see the quality of wild vegetables and wild fruits.
When they were about to get close to the three of them, Zhou Hu, this kid, retreated again. whispered to Zhou Yu: "Brother Ergou, why do I feel that my legs and stomach are a little trembling? That big cow is not easy to deal with. Why don't you come here? ”
Zhou Yu couldn't wait to kick this useless guy to death, and said viciously: "Three donkeys, if you are a pure man, settle this matter today, don't grind with me." Of course, if you can't settle it, it is estimated that your grandfather and third uncle will tie you when you go home. ”
"Oh, I'm so worried, you said this big cow too, why is there her anywhere? I'm really full and have nothing to do, what are you doing in our Zhoujia Village? Women, fuck we, we can't afford to offend! ”
The two brothers came close and chatted with Liu Yunfei for a few words, and shouted one by one. While others weren't paying attention, Zhou Yuhe secretly glanced at Liu Qingqing a few times.
Zhilu Road is going to come to a small mountain village with beautiful scenery today. Liu Qingqing deliberately wore a set of casual clothes, pure white T-shirt, earthy yellow cropped pants, pure and charming, if coupled with that pair of smart big eyes and finely carved faces, the whole person is like a fairy walking out of the Moon Palace, people can't help but love and care.
At this time, Liu Yunfei took Zhou Yu's hands and said with a smile: "Zhou Yu and Huzi, come, I will introduce you to two beauties." This big beauty is my niece, her name is Zhuge Xiaoxiao, and this one is her friend, called Liu Qingqing. How's that, people are beautiful enough, right? You two have to entertain them today, because they are in charge of buying them today. I'm just a soy sauce guy. ”
To say that Liu Yunfei is bad enough, I know that my niece still cares about these two brothers. Just let the two girls be responsible for the purchase of wild vegetables and wild fruits, don't you say this is a problem for the brothers?
Zhou Hu made meritorious contributions. After thinking of a lot of praise words, he rushed to say without waiting for Zhou Yu to speak: "Brother Liu, what you said is quite inaccurate, what do you mean by being more beautiful?" It is not an exaggeration to say that the two nieces are immortals. Especially our niece, look at this girl's thick eyebrows and big eyes, square face, white skin as if she has been smeared with a layer of white face, and you look at the eyebrows, they look thick black and short, and the whole is a heroine! Pretty, so beautiful! ”
In fact, when Zhou Hu said "niece", in addition to Zhuge Xiaomei's eyes wide open and Bai Shengsheng's fists clenched, Liu Yunfei and Liu Qingqing sighed in their hearts at the same time: "It's over!" How can you pretend to be a senior when you come up? Doesn't that add fuel to the fire? ”
Who knows that the more this kid talks, the more he doesn't like it, he is a girl and a white-faced, and he has thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a square face, is that what describes a beauty? It's too unspeakable.
At this time, Liu Yunfei and Liu Qingqing finally formed a unified understanding of Zhou Hu: this kid is a pig, a pig in human skin!
Only Zhou Yu stood aside and kept holding back a smile. With his own understanding of this kid, he is by no means so unable to speak.
Zhuge Xiaoxiao's jade face had turned purple at this time, and he gritted his teeth and said to Zhou Hu word by word: "Pot cover, can you say something human?" Who is your niece? I'm really not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue! And how do you know that your eyes see that this girl has a square face? This girl, this is a standard duck egg face, okay? And are my eyebrows short and thick? This girl, this is a naturally grown willow eyebrows, okay? I don't believe you touch it. ”
Zhou Hu is not really stupid after all, so naturally he didn't dare to touch other people's faces with his hands, but he also leaned over his big face to take a good look at it, and he was addicted.
"This Zhuge cow is really beautiful, this figure, this skin, this face, and these two milk-producing guys are simply against the sky." Zhou Hu sighed while drooling in his heart.
To say that Zhuge Xiaoxiao is really persistent, and after Zhou Hu reads it, he has to comment again, this time Zhou Hu praised Zhuge Xiaoxiao as a rare one in the sky, and there is nothing on the earth, and it is so beautiful that it shocked the whole world......
Zhuge Xiaoxiao was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and waved his hand generously and said: "Okay, okay, it's enough to say so much, although you are extremely shameless, extremely obscene, and extremely obscene, but for the sake of you can still tell some truths, Miss Shangben will forgive you today." ”
Zhou Yu and Liu Qingqing's eyes widened, what else can you say? This male and female Tai Chi product! It's just a thick skin!
Liu Yunfei shook his head in distress, this dead girl is going crazy again now, it's really a headache. But the misunderstanding has finally been resolved, and we should be able to coexist peacefully in the future, right?
When everyone had this idea, Zhuge Xiaoxiao suddenly asked: "That pot head, I still have something I want to ask you, what is the matter with the big cow you just said on the stone bridge?" Tell the truth, huh? ”
Zhou Hu, who was already exhausted, thought that this article had finally been turned over, and he was secretly glad in his heart, but he was stumbled by Zhuge Xiaoxiao's question and hung on the ground.
Zhou Yu saw that the three donkeys were really poor in donkey skills, so he flicked his eyes, and immediately became extremely sad, and said in a deep voice: "That Miss Zhuge ah, alas, this matter is really sad to say." It is said that Zhou Hu didn't eat my third aunt's milk when he was a child, so this child has an unimaginable craving for milk, and has always dreamed of being able to drink human milk.
But where do you say that such a big person can get human milk to drink? Isn't that a hooligan? So the two of us raised more cows, although the boy can't drink human milk, but getting more milk to drink is also compensating, don't you say? And this kid also has a problem, as long as he thinks of drinking milk, he can't help but shout the words 'big cow', which is probably the situation just now. As for his problem, we also went to the hospital to see it, and according to an old doctor's diagnosis, he was suffering from 'human milk hunger and thirst'. ”
After finishing speaking, Zhou Yu wiped the sweat on his face, and muttered in his heart: "I'm tired of Lao Tzu, anyway, my brother has already made it up, believe it or not, don't believe it!" ”
Zhou Hu has already scolded Zhou Yu a hundred times in his heart, and he is embarrassed to say such a lame reason? As for Liu Yunfei and Liu Qingqing, they had already covered their faces at this time, for fear that others would know that they knew Zhou Yu.
Zhuge Xiaoxiao is not stupid, but now I know that the brother who seems to be more elegant is not a thing than his younger brother, it is just nonsense, full of guns! But at this time, you have to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, is it possible that you really want to sit on the nickname of the big cow?
Thinking of this, this beautiful woman smiled and said to Zhou Hu: "Alas, I didn't expect you to be so pitiful, wait until one day my sister will get you some human milk to taste!" ”
Although this sentence was said with a smile, the meaning between the words seemed to kill Zhou Hu.
But no matter what, the beam of the two of them seems to have been untied on the surface.
Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, Zhou Yu hurriedly said to Liu Qingqing: "Hello Miss Liu, you have worked hard all the way, welcome to Zhoujia Village as a guest." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand, but he stopped halfway through, this Liu Qingqing, who doesn't seem to eat fireworks in the world, is a veritable beauty, and shaking hands with others on the pole is suspected of eating tofu, not to mention that he still has a criminal record?
Liu Qingqing, who was on the other side, smiled, and became even more curious about this shy big boy who was about the same age as herself. said that his acquaintance with him was actually caused by "peeking", but a series of things that happened later made him have the idea of "finding out" this big boy who was a little hanging. Coupled with the story of the big boy that Uncle Liu told for the two of them just now, this kind of thinking is even more serious.
As if he wanted to tease the guy in front of him a little, Liu Qingqing also stretched out his right hand and held Zhou Yu's hand before he had time to take it back. (To be continued......)
PS: There is something wrong with the network on my side tonight, but it's okay now, and I'll update it soon.