Chapter Twenty-One: Dig Guy, Fuck Him!
"Hey, hey, work hard!"
"I said good boy, you have nothing to do and move bricks, what are you shouting here!"
Wu Cannon wrinkled his wrinkled old face, took a few puffs of inferior cigarettes, and waved his hand away to drive away Wu Liang who was making trouble on the side.
Wu Liang sneered and said flatteringly: "Uncle Fourteen, aren't I helping you cheer, when do you think our yard will be repaired?" ”
"Fixed? It's easy for you kid to say, I've already told you to build a tiled house, if you have to build a big house, you're going to build the palace! ”
As soon as Wu Dacang heard Wu Liang talk about this, he was full of complaints, this bastard boy really regarded himself as a master builder. He was just working on the construction team of the county seat, when had he ever repaired such a big mansion.
However, Wu Dacang finally couldn't resist Wu Liang's persistence, and asked the boss of his construction team for a model map that he didn't know where he got it, and built it in such a vague way according to the model map.
Whether it's good or not, Wu Cannon can't guarantee it, anyway, it can live in people, and it can't collapse.
That's enough, anyway, it's built in the mountains, and it's not for people to visit.
"I said, Ryoko, those fools really didn't come back to you?"
Seeing that Wu Liang and Wu Cannon were chatting, Wu Yunhai, a carpenter who was rushing to work on the side, also interjected.
"Yes, Liangzi, those people are not easy to mess with at first glance, you can take it easy."
Hearing this Wujia Village's first miracle in hundreds of years, the other Wu family members who were immersed in work couldn't help but echo it.
Wu Liang drooped his old face, looked up at the sky, and said faintly as if he was constipated for a while: "One hundred and eighty-two times, the eighth time today, I said, uncles, haven't you heard it yet?" ”
"Hahaha, how can you get tired of hearing it! This is a strange story for the ages, someone actually spent a million to buy a fish, and the third master and the seventh master are discussing whether to record this matter in the family tree. And your baby fish doesn't want to be seen now, the third master said, if anyone dares to pee, he will cut his bird! ”
"Haha......"
The villagers who were working laughed loudly, to be honest, no one took Wu Liang's fish seriously, but Huang Zhong and the others became the laughing stock of Wujia Village.
Although the villagers envied Wu Liang for meeting a stupid big family, no one was blushing.
The Wu family was already united, and after Wu Liang's father died, Wu Liang's family had a hard time. This time, the good boy was able to fool a few stupid and rich guys outside to buy his fish, and the villagers were happy from the bottom of their hearts.
However, although the eyes are not red, a few enterprising villagers have also moved the idea of raising fish.
Originally, everyone watched Wu Liang's fish farming as a joke, but now the villagers have also seen it, and Wu Liang's asshole-sized pond is full of fish. I didn't see much effort on this kid, but the fish grew to death.
The villagers also went down the mountain to ask about the price of the fish, and heard that it was at least a few dozen catties, even if the good boy didn't meet those fools, he could make a lot of money from the fish in this pond.
If Wu Liang heard everyone's voices, he would definitely shout that he was wronged, what does it mean that it didn't take much effort, and almost all the immortal power he recovered in the past two months was smashed into the fish pond.
That's immortal power, if it weren't for these fish, he might have been able to recover to the foundation building realm.
Fortunately, the medicinal materials given by the Huang family last time were quite good, although the thousand-year-old ginseng was left by Wu Liang, but the medicinal juice from other medicinal materials that were more than 100 years old also restored him to the peak of qi training.
Hearing everyone making fun of himself, Wu Liang didn't bother to defend himself, but just changed the topic and said, "Uncle Fourteen, give me a good word, when will this house be repaired?" ”
Wu Cannon seemed to have a good idea in his heart, and he was no longer perfunctory when he heard the words, and after thinking about it for a while, he said loudly: "If the materials are enough, it should be about the same in about ten days." When the time comes, the smell will be dispersed, and the moisture will be removed, and you will be able to live in a few days. ”
"But ......"
"But what?"
Wu Liang was helpless, master, if you have something to say, you can finish it in one breath, in order to build a house, their family of three is now living in a thatched hut.
Wu Dacang grinned, and when he saw that Wu Liang was in a hurry, he smiled and said: "But this courtyard is so big, what kind of courtyard do you have, are you still going to marry a few more mothers-in-law?" ”
"Don't mind, Uncle Fourteen, you can't talk nonsense!" Wu Liang glanced at Cuiyu, who was busy with afternoon tea not far away, and exhaled lightly when he saw that she didn't react.
"Hahaha, your kid is still a strict wife, this is not good, how can we mountain men be afraid of my mother-in-law, and you want me to ......"
Before Wu Dacang's words fell, a lion's roar came from behind him, "Dead ghost, you still want to beat the old lady, right?" You fight, you fight, the old lady is standing here! ”
Wu Liang and everyone were holding back their laughter, and Wu Cannon, whose face was flushed, was silent, glared fiercely at everyone who was watching the play and began to work, as for his fierce daughter-in-law, she also proudly crossed her waist to help Cuiyu and them.
Everyone laughed and chatted, but the movements of his subordinates were not slow, they were all their own families, and no one would steal and play tricks.
The prototype of the mansion can already be seen, although the mountain people do not have much knowledge, but they still have real craftsmanship in their hands.
Although there are still some differences from the mansions built by real connoisseurs, it has a more rustic atmosphere, which is just right for this village in the mountains.
Wu Liang is quite satisfied, this is his own hard work, although it is not as good as the palace-like courtyard that others gave him thousands of years ago, the taste in his heart is completely different.
Everyone was sweating and working, and Erhu suddenly ran over out of breath, and shouted before he could catch his breath: "Uncles, brother, hurry, hurry up, ...... quickly"
Syllable!
"What's the hurry! Do you have something to say slowly, do you want to do it quickly? ”
Wu Liang slapped him angrily, and this bastard boy didn't know where to hide in the past two days, and the young master personally went into battle to move bricks.
Erhu was not annoyed, and after taking a few breaths, he said loudly: "Brother, those fools have been found!" Let's get the guys! ”
"What! I've found it! ”
"Go back and get the guy, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, if you want to regret it, there is no door!"
"Da Chunzi, go to the third master to get a gun, Lao Tzu wants to see who dares to spread wild in Wujia Village!"
……
Wu Liang, who was the party concerned, had not yet spoken out, and the scene was completely chaotic.
Wu Liang was dumbfounded and looked at these uncles who turned sheep into tigers one by one, the boss with a long mouth.
Yes, he knows that the Wu family is tough, but can your sister not be so tough!
I haven't spoken yet, Uncle Seven, can you put down your flat shoulder, and you'll have to pick up soil later!
And the ninth master, you are sixty years old, aren't you tired of holding bricks?
The most important thing is that Erhu, can you fucking not smoke Lao Tzu's trouser belt, this is what the master bought for twenty yuan!
"Stop!"
Wu Liang, who was almost out of his pants, finally sobered up, shouted, and kicked away the second tiger who was still trying to untie his trouser belt, as if he was the commander of ten thousand armies, exuding a violent aura of Wang Ba all over his body!
The scene seemed to be playing in slow motion, everyone slowly turned their heads, and the noise just now disappeared in an instant.
Wu Liang's face was full of pride, but soon his face began to darken, and he glared at the girl next to him viciously and said gloomily: "Do you want to do it with a spatula?" ”
"I ...... Me, that's our family's money! ”
The girl's little face turned red, and she waved the spatula in her hand as if to cheer herself up, and it took a while to squeeze out a word of affirmation.
Wu Liang rubbed his temples that kept beating, I'm a mother, what the hell is Lao Tzu here, are there any normal people in this place?
"Ninth Master, you are old, I will help you hold this brick." Wu Liang no longer bothered with Cuiyu's girl, with a sweet smile on his face, and stepped forward to gently take down the brick from the ninth master's hand.
"Uncle Eighteen, this mud knife hasn't been opened yet, I'll get you a kitchen knife later, and I'll definitely seal your throat with a knife."
Wu Liang once again gently took down the trowel knife in the hand of the eighteenth uncle who opened his mouth wide, turned his head to look at the other stunned Wu family members and said with a smile: "Put it down, you have to buy a new one if something is broken, what a waste." ”
Well, the third-generation boss of the Wu family is still a little prestigious, and he has solved the ninth master who is the most senior, the eighteenth uncle who has the most hot temper, and everyone else slowly put things down.
But not everyone, the second tiger who was kicked away stubbornly got up, grabbed the bricks on the ground and ran towards the entrance of the village.
"You stand for Lao Tzu!"
A violent roar not only suppressed the two tigers, but even the Huang family who had just arrived was also suppressed.
Everyone on the field subconsciously stopped their movements and looked at Wu Liang with bated breath.
The third master, the seventh master, the eighth master, and Wu Sanlong, who came with a shotgun in the distance, were all happy, and their eyes projected appreciation.
Are the three generations of the Wu family going to show up? Wujia Village, which inherits the 22nd generation, is about to usher in a new era!
PS: Thank you for the reward of the big brother of the first line, by the way, ask for some collections and tickets, the eagle finally mixed up a classification eleven, I hope you can continue to surprise the eagle.