On September 9, 369 years of the Chinese calendar, as soon as the sky was bright, Xiao Cangsheng came to the door of the library of Huaxia University early and waited for the opening of the library. Time is like a woman's cleavage, it is squeezed out! Xiao Cangsheng also firmly believes in this. He hopes to be able to perfect his knowledge in the shortest possible time.

The library generally opens at 6:30 a.m. and closes at 10 p.m. Xiao Cangsheng used the nearly an hour and a half before class to learn and consolidate. Time always passed quietly unconsciously, and an hour and a half of time was over without Xiao Cangsheng noticing. It wasn't until almost eight o'clock that Xiao Cangsheng stepped on the class bell and came to the classroom of today's first class.

"Whew!" As soon as Xiao Cangsheng stepped into the classroom, most of the eyes were focused on him, and they all looked at him with curiosity. Xiao Cangsheng felt very strange, why so many people were curious about him, and many people looked at him on the way to the classroom just now.

As soon as Xiao Cangsheng found a place to sit down in the corner of the classroom, Liu Zhongyuan and Zhang Zhongqiao came to his side with obscene smiles.

"Brother! Cow! It's just started school, and I've already put two school flower-level beauties. My admiration for you is like a surging river, and like "

"Stop! What were you talking about? Xiao Cangsheng hurriedly interrupted Liu Zhongyuan's words and looked at him suspiciously.

"Brother, don't drag it and pretend to be confused. You see, I'm still alone, pass on a little bit of your experience to me, and let me enjoy the blessings of all people. Liu Zhongyuan sat next to Xiao Cangsheng, put his arm around his shoulders and whispered, even the counselor Zhang Shanfeng entered the classroom, he didn't know what to say.

"I really don't understand what you're talking about. By the way, what do you mean by 'putting two school flower-level beauties'? Xiao Cangsheng patted Liu Zhongyuan's hand on his shoulder and asked.

"You really don't know the way? Did you visit the campus network last night? Liu Zhongyuan looked at Xiao Cangsheng and didn't seem to be pretending, so he asked in a low voice.

"Campus network? No, I don't even have a computer, how can I browse the campus network? So what's in the campus network? Xiao Cangsheng glanced at Liu Zhongyuan with a wry smile.

"Huh! No wonder! Let me tell you, the campus network" Liu Zhongyuan was just about to tell Xiao Cangsheng about the campus network, but was interrupted by the counselor Zhang Shanfeng.

"That lewd man! What are you muttering there? Is it too easy to clean the toilet? ”

Liu Zhongyuan was stunned when he heard this, and it was only then that he found out that Zhang Shanfeng had come to the classroom at some point. If you call him a lewd man, there may only be Zhang Shanfeng as an old guy in the entire Huaxia University. Looking at Zhang Shanfeng, who was standing on the podium, Liu Zhongyuan was depressed. Why is this old guy always targeting himself? I wasn't the only one talking just now.

Seeing that Liu Zhongyuan didn't answer, it was impossible for Zhang Shanfeng to hold on all the time. He coughed dryly and said, "Before the class, I want to criticize a few people, that is, the people who didn't come to the class meeting last night. As for which ones, I won't name them here. I didn't show up for the first class meeting at the beginning of the school year, which was too unusual, so I decided to deduct one credit from them as punishment. ”

"A credit? That's too ruthless, isn't it? If it goes on like this, how many credits will be deducted after a semester? A voice muttered quietly, it seemed that he was the one who did not attend the class meeting.

"Had a class meeting last night?" Xiao Cangsheng touched Liu Zhongyuan next to him.

"I don't know what to say, no one told me." Liu Zhongyuan also knew nothing.

Zhang Zhongqiao on the other side of Liu Zhongyuan complained: "I just said, I forgot something last night, you have to say that I am overworked and cranky." ”

"You're blaming me now? I don't know who said it was cool last night. Liu Zhongyuan glared at Zhang Zhongqiao and said angrily.

"That, Xiao Cangsheng, what did you do last night? It won't be with any more beautiful women, right? Zhang Zhongqiao listened to Liu Zhongyuan's words, smiled wryly, and then leaned on the table and asked Xiao Cangsheng.

"You little fat man, why are all these questions on your mind? I slept where I stayed last night. Xiao Cangsheng pretended to be very pure and said. Facing Liu Zhongyuan and Zhang Zhongqiao, Xiao Cangsheng always maintained a vigilant heart. Although he didn't know anything about the background of the two, the identity of the members of the dragon group also made Xiao Cangsheng have to be vigilant. However, what Xiao Cangsheng didn't expect was that Liu Zhongyuan and Zhang Zhongqiao were actually not members of the Dragon Group, and it wasn't until they learned about it later that they shouted that they were too nervous.

"Sleep? Which beautiful woman did you sleep with? Is it our class flower Tang heart? Or is it the flower of the acting department? Liu Zhongyuan stretched his neck and gossiped.

"You guy, why are your thoughts so dirty? I don't care, don't tarnish the innocence of other people's girls. I finally understand why the counselor called you a lewd man for this reason. Xiao Cangsheng pretended to be suddenly enlightened and looked at Liu Zhongyuandao.

As soon as he heard Xiaocang Sheng mention Zhang Shanfeng, Liu Zhongyuan shrunk his neck and quickly glanced at the podium, and found that he was still talking on the podium, so he whispered: "Why is my mind dirty?" Are you still innocent? You, Tang Xin, and Liu Yingying's affairs have long been crazy on the campus Internet, and there are also photos of you, and that ambiguous posture is simply unforgettable. I didn't expect you to be an ordinary look, but you would be a master of flowers! When do you have time to give me a few tricks to guide my brothers? ”

"Our photos? What photos? Tell me about it carefully, and I'll think about teaching you then. Xiao Cangsheng asked eagerly.

"Good! You remember what you say. Liu Zhongyuan glanced at the smile and said.

Then Liu Zhongyuan told Xiao Cangsheng what he knew: "There are two scenes in the photo, one is that you are sitting in the lover's forest with Tang Xin in your arms, one on the front, one on the side, and one on the back; There is also a photo of you and Liu Yingying at the door of the library, Liu Yingying holding you, this is only two on the side, but your faces are clearly printed on the photo. ”

After listening to Liu Zhongyuan's words, Xiao Cangsheng was silent. A fire of ignorance came out of the bottom of my heart, which guys were full of food and nothing to do, and did such a boring thing. Now that I'm not famous, I can't do it, and I don't know how Tang Xin and Liu Yingying are doing now? Will those rumors hurt them?

Thinking of Tang Xin, Xiao Cangsheng raised his head and searched around the classroom for her traces. A lonely figure sat in the corner of the front row of the classroom with a calm face. is still dressed in white clothes, but today in the eyes of Xiao Cangsheng, how pale and dazzling the white clothes look. This weak girl didn't know if she could stand the torture of that gossip.

As if feeling Xiao Cangsheng's gaze, Tang Xin turned his head and looked in the direction where Xiao Cangsheng was. The two glanced at each other, and then retracted their gaze very tacitly. From Tang Xin's eyes, Xiao Cangsheng didn't find any other mood fluctuations except for seeing nervousness. Nervous? What is she just nervous about? Xiao Cangsheng was puzzled.

"Hey, hey, hey! Isn't it, it's still in class, and you're starting to flirt? Liu Zhongyuan looked at Tang Xin and then at Xiao Cangsheng, and quipped.

"What eyebrows? It's so ugly. I was just worried that she wouldn't be able to stand the torture of gossip, so I glanced at it with concern, and it wasn't what you said. Xiao Cangsheng explained.

Liu Zhongyuan looked at Zhang Shanfeng and found that he hadn't noticed this, so he squeezed his eyebrows at Xiao Cangsheng: "Shouldn't you teach me some experience now?" ”

Xiao Cangsheng looked at Liu Zhongyuan for a few seconds and said, "If you want to succeed in your sister, you just need to remember one sentence." ”

"What?" Liu Zhongyuan asked nervously, this is related to his future sexual well-being.

"Habitual pretense is carved into the subconscious!" Xiao Cangsheng whispered with a little meaning.

"Habitual pretense carved into the subconscious? What does that mean? Liu Zhongyuan thought about it and didn't come to a conclusion.

"In other words, you have to make it a habit to pretend to be forced, and you have to pretend subconsciously too." Xiao Cangsheng endured his smile and slowly explained to Liu Zhongyuan.

"Incisive, so incisive, really TMD's incisive." After listening to Xiao Cangsheng's explanation, Liu Zhongyuan couldn't help but scream. As everyone knows, now is the time for counselor Zhang Shanfeng to take class.

"Lewd man, what the hell are you calling there? Did you know that it's class time? Zhang Shanfeng looked at Liu Zhongyuan angrily, it seemed that he would never give up without giving an explanation.

"Teacher, you can't blame me for this." Liu Zhongyuan, who got Xiao Cangsheng's hint, quickly stood up and defended.

"Don't blame you, do you blame me?" Zhang Shanfeng said angrily, this is the first time he has seen such a student, and it seems that he has to consider that he will not be able to pass this subject.

"It's really to blame you, teacher, mainly because your lectures are so good, so incisive, I've never heard a teacher's class so incisive, so I can't help but call out." Liu Zhongyuan lowered his head and said, he was afraid that Zhang Shanfeng would see his expression of wanting to vomit.

Xiao Cangsheng and Zhang Zhongqiao also lowered their heads, their shoulders kept shaking, it seemed that they were also very hard. The main reason is that Liu Zhongyuan's sycophants are so numb that even he himself feels like throwing up, let alone other listeners.

"Oh! That's the case, then you sit down and listen carefully, I will pay attention in the future and try not to talk so well. Zhang Shanfeng seemed to be very useful to Liu Zhongyuan's sycophant.

When Liu Zhongyuan heard this, he quickly sat down and breathed a sigh of relief. It was really thrilling just now, if it weren't for my nimble mind, I would have suffered today.

"If you don't know what pretending is in the way? Recall the counselor's performance just now. Xiao Cangsheng mentioned on the side. When Liu Zhongyuan and Zhang Zhongqiao heard this, they suddenly realized, it turned out that they were pretending to be forced!

Zhang Shanfeng's class made Xiao Cangsheng feel bored. Listening to his lectures, it felt like I was listening to a lullaby. I knew that this human geography would be so boring, and Xiao Cangsheng would not apply for this major. I finally got through to the end of class, but I was told that I had to take another class. It wasn't until this time that Xiao Cangsheng realized that the courses in the university were two sessions together.

After class, Xiao Cangsheng grabbed Liu Zhongyuan, who was about to go out: "Don't go yet, I have something to ask you for help." ”

Liu Zhongyuan glanced at Xiao Cangsheng and said, "Except for borrowing money, you don't need to talk about anything." ”

"Huh! I'm not short of money right now, I'll look for you when I'm short of money. Xiao Cangsheng looked at Liu Zhongyuan and said with a wry smile, did he know that he didn't come to him to borrow money?

"Since I'm not borrowing money, then I'll go first." Liu Zhongyuan wanted to leave after speaking, but he was pulled by Xiao Cangsheng all the time.

"Listen to me first, and then it's not too late to leave." Xiao Cangsheng looked at Liu Zhongyuan depressedly.

"First of all, you asked me to stay and listen, I didn't promise you anything." Liu Zhongyuan looked at Xiao Cangsheng and said vigilantly.

"I asked you for help because I wanted to delete the scandal information about me, Tang Xin and Liu Yingying on the campus Internet. This is not only to discredit our class, but also to touch me, and even more so to discredit those two beauties. You don't want to watch those two beauties wash their faces in tears all day long, do you? I have nothing to do with them, if I let this gossip fly all over the sky, then it is really possible to fake the show, and then you people who pass alone will have two less objects to pursue. So, for the sake of your future sexual well-being, you must help me. Don't say you can't do it, I know you have that ability. Laughing at Cangsheng, Xiaozhi said to Liu Zhongyuan with reason and emotion.

"How do you know that I have that ability? Who are you? Liu Zhongyuan changed his lazy normalcy and looked at Xiao Cangsheng vigilantly.

"Hey, hey! It's a secret! Well, that's up to you. I'll go to the toilet first. Xiao Cangsheng patted Liu Zhongyuan on the shoulder and walked towards the outside of the classroom, fortunately he was given a strong drug, otherwise he might not be able to deal with him. It's just that in this way, you are in danger of being exposed. But for the sake of the reputation of those two girls, I can only do that.

"Hey! Feed! Come back! Tell me, how did you know the Tao? Liu Zhongyuan shouted at Xiao Cangsheng. It's just that Xiao Cangsheng didn't look back, but disappeared into the classroom with Liu Zhongyuan's depressed expression.