Chapter 279: Animal Riot 1
After listening to Lao Cao's explanation, Zhou Yu finally understood the origin of the two names of one person, but he was still happy that Lao Cao could find such a beautiful and good wife.
"By the way, Brother Cao, today is a good day for you, brother, I don't have anything to give, there are still some cigarettes and drinks in the car, you can use it." Thinking of the purpose of coming this time, Zhou Yu said with a smile.
"Pull it, what's polite to me, besides, your kid has just contracted two mountains now, and you're waiting for the money, you better pull back those cigarettes and alcohol and keep them for errands, and when your brother gets married, don't forget to follow it."
By the way, do you have enough money now? If it's not enough, I still have some here, and I estimate that I can still get 100,000 yuan, and I won't have more. ”
Zhou Yu was really moved in his heart, good brother!
"Brother Cao, I'm not short of money now, your money is still used to prepare for marriage, since you also want to get your sister-in-law to the town to open a flower shop, I think it's better for you to take a down payment to buy a house first, so it's convenient to work."
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this matter, my uncle promised my mother when she was dying, as long as I registered, he would give me a house, as for whether it is in the town or the county seat, I can choose at will, so we can't be too greedy, just buy a set in the town, and the area doesn't need to be too big, after all, there are only four people in the family, and I think more than 200 square meters is enough."
"Holy!"
Zhou Yu despised Lao Cao fiercely in his heart. Isn't this greedy? Four people live in a house of more than 200 square meters, is it difficult to roll in it?
"Alas, Brother Cao, you cow! I have a good uncle!
But I remember the last time the two policemen in my ward tried to take you away to help with the investigation, you asked your uncle to help you take care of your dad and mom. Since your mother and her old man are gone, why do you still say that? ”
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Now that my mom is gone, do you expect my uncle to still recognize how old my dad is? If I don't say that, it evokes his memories, I'm really afraid that he won't care about my dad. ”
Zhou Yu didn't say anything this time. just stretched out his thumbs up and gave Lao Cao a big thumbs up.
At this time, Lao Cao suddenly remembered that Zhou Yu hadn't eaten yet, so he said embarrassedly: "Oh, brother." You see that I'm a brother and forget that you haven't eaten yet, let's go, my brother will take you to drink mutton soup, Lao Chentou Sheep Soup Restaurant, come and eat dogs! ”
As soon as he heard the old Chen Tou Sheep Soup House, Zhou Yu was trembling. Every time they go to Lao Chen's Sheep Soup House, there will be a fight, which is simply their own life and death scene. So he quickly shook his head violently, and said a word to Lao Cao, don't go!
There was no way, at the suggestion of Zhou Yu, the brothers went to eat a local snack in Taiping Town-donkey meat roasted.
The two brothers finished eating the donkey meat near the seed market, and then rushed back. When passing by the parking lot, Zhou Yu dragged Lao Cao away. He said with a smile: "Brother Cao, after eating this donkey meat, I should go back, let's go, go to my car, brother will get you something good to taste." ”
As soon as he heard that there was something good, Lao Cao's little eyes instantly lit up. Can the good things that Brother Zhou said be bad? So he followed Zhou Yu to the side of the light truck.
Zhou Yu took out two cardboard boxes from the cab and put them beside Lao Cao, and said with a smile: "Brother Cao, today is your best day, and you keep these two boxes of things, which can be regarded as a part of the younger brother's heart." ”
Lao Cao glanced at the two cardboard boxes. stepped forward and tore open the seal of one of the boxes very happily, and found that there was a whole box of Wuliangye inside, and took out a bottle to look at it, it turned out to be ten years of cellaring.
The guy's eyes spurted out a few times. Beads of sweat the size of beans began to crackle and trickle down. didn't speak, and quickly opened another cardboard box.
looked at the box full of Chinese cigarettes, and then glanced at the box of Wuliangye. Lao Cao muttered straight in his mouth, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Oh my silly brother! ”
Wiped a handful of sweat. Lao Cao cautiously glanced left and right a few more times, and quickly closed the box after finding that no one was paying attention to the two of them. Then he grabbed Zhou Yu and said eagerly: "Brother, you hurry up and load these things into the car now, where did you steal them and give them back, maybe they haven't reported the case yet, and we can still escape the catastrophe."
If it's too late, these things are enough to sentence you for three or five years. But if that's the case, you kid must not throw himself into the net, quickly pull these things to the ravine on the other side of your house to hide for a few months, this kind of small case will automatically disappear in a year and a half, but you will be wronged brother.
You said that you are too, isn't it your own home when you come to Brother Cao? Are you going to steal something and give it to me? Alas, in fact, you are not to blame for these, they are all wrong. Anyway, your ancestor was also a big thief back then, if you didn't steal Xiao Qiao, my ancestor was angry at the crown and sent millions of troops to take Dongwu, and after that, your ancestor burned down the coffin? Alas, my poor ancestors! ”
Cao Meng's true feelings were revealed, but Zhou Yu was furious, what does Lao Cao mean? Mistaking yourself for a thief? And the ancestor Zhou Dadu has become a thief, and he is still a thief of flowers? I'll go~!
"I said Brother Cao, why should I hide in a ravine? And what is stealing? It's my own thing, okay? You're the thief, your whole family is a thief.
Also, my ancestor and Xiao Qiao's grandmother really love each other, who knows that your ancestor Cao Cao, that old rascal, actually fell in love with my grandmother and wanted to take it by force, my ancestor Zhou Dadu didn't burn him, would he still keep him?
That's right, your ancestor Cao Cao is the ancestor of the thief, but what others steal is the things of the living, but your ancestor is the business of the dead. I'll go~, how much did you say that the tombs of ancient princes and ministers were dug up by him? Beware of those homeless ghosts who come to you at night, who told your ancestors to dig up people's graves? ”
Oh, Zhou Yu said this time, it was really a prickly word, a needle in the voice, and the old Cao was buried without a complete skin.
Lao Cao smiled, but he was not angry, he just looked at Zhou Yu with his arms folded on his chest. After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he said, "I said, brother, why are you so excited?" No matter how many graves my ancestors dug up, but they didn't leave me a penny, am I still a seed seller? If there are really eye-opening things in my house at night, see that Lao Tzu does not kill them, and have the ability to go to my ancestors?
Hehe, but then again, this matter has spanned thousands of years, and it is all in the past, so let's not mention it, don't mention it.
That brother, you really didn't steal these two boxes of things? That's good, brother, I'll take it. Based on what I know about you kid, these should have been given to you by someone else, right? You yourself are absolutely reluctant to spend money on these things. In that case, if I don't want it, I'll be a fool. ”
Zhou Yu rubbed his somewhat sore head and said weakly: "Okay, Brother Cao, I'll help you move these things over, and then I have to go back, it's been two days since I came out, and I really can't let go of the mountains." ”
After ten minutes, Zhou Yu, who had been out for two days, finally drove on the village road leading to Zhoujia Village.
There was no cloud in the sky, and a few wild geese were flying freely in the air. In the distance, the mountains are lush and lush, and rivers and streams flow on them like jade belts.
The road is lined with greenery, colorful wildflowers, butterflies fluttering and dragonflies dancing all over the road. While driving through a densely wooded place, flocks of birds were startled by the sound of cars and circled alternately over the mountain road, not daring to fall for a long time.
Looking at the mountains, the water, and the familiar scenery around him, smelling the fresh air that exuded the fragrance of grass and wildflowers, Zhou Yu slowed down and reveled in the enchanting scenery as he drove.
"It's better to be at home!" Zhou Yu, who was intoxicated by the beautiful scenery of his hometown, sighed in his heart.
Although I went to the provincial capital in the past two days, it is indeed prosperous, but I always feel unsteady when I live there. Now, as soon as I set foot on this familiar land, my heart suddenly became very quiet and comfortable.
Seeing that the stone bridge was in sight, Zhou Yu slammed the accelerator and was about to cross the bridge and go home. Who knew that the mobile phone rang at this time, Zhou Yu took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it turned out to be Zhou Hu's phone.
"Huzi, is there something wrong? Do you miss your brother? Zhou Yu quipped.
"Brother Ergou, where are you now? Come back quickly, brother, I can't hold on, if you don't come back, you won't be able to see my worst side. Wow, hum, oh......"
Zhou Hu said a few words in a disorderly manner and then lost his voice, and there were chaotic dog barks and pig barks on the phone, and the howls of fighter jets could be heard from time to time.
Zhou Yu was startled and quickly stopped the car and called Zhou Hu again.
Three or two minutes later, the phone was finally connected, and Zhou Hu's shouting came from inside: "Brother Ergou, help, the animals are rioting!" Dead rabbit, you go down to Lao Tzu, if you don't go down, I'm going to kick you......"
The kid shouted loudly after talking nonsense: "Brother Ergou, I haven't eaten a mouthful of food since the morning, and I'm so hungry that I don't have any energy at all, if you don't come back, I really have to explain."
Brother Ergou, if I really have to hang up, you have to find me a parent, anyway, your brother and I beat the bachelor when I was alive, and after I die, you have to let me taste the taste of female ghosts, right? ”
"Huzi, if you are a gentleman, hold on to me, my brother will be here soon. Besides, our brother can't be so unproductive, if you want to taste us, you have to taste the taste of the big girl who doesn't lose the waves, what is there to taste about the female ghost who is all bones? ”
After finishing speaking, Zhou Yu himself felt chills all over his body, what did he say, he was a big girl and a female ghost, as if he was a monster. (To be continued......)