Chapter 50: An Analysis of the Teenage Girls
"Oh shit, why is Kobe so perverted this shit?"
"I can't cover it; How to prevent and how to enter,? ”
"Damn, Nima's, Lao Tzu can't win with Maddie"
"My day, I was still killed?" Chen Shao looked at the replay of the Rocket Team he used in front of the TV when it was killed, "My day, Lao Tzu is no longer playing, special code, Lao Tzu is going to get a plug-in; Losing to the Lakers with the Rockets, me."
Today, Chen Shao still has no announcement, and he played 2K7 when he was bored at home; Because of Chen Shao, the skills of NBA games have improved very much, and they are already higher than the version of 2K13 in the previous life; He was just playing with this; Kobe Bryant in '07 was very perverted, scoring 81 points in '05, the second-highest scoring record in NBA history;
"I said that Kobe Bryant's goods are not open over there, otherwise they are so good, 46 shots and 29 hits, I damn it, 77 points" I'm bored today, just go online to see, but Kobe Bryant is also free today, so I invited him to play 2K online, Chen Shao didn't refuse, he was already idle, this god is rarely free, and he must be playing together;
"Yes, it must have been opened; I used to abuse him, how could he be killed today; The rocket I used was very good, and I used to use Maddy to easily block Kobe's; But why didn't it work today, but was killed by him; This thing is too weird" The two of them have played 2K before, and Chen Shao won, as long as it is not a plug-in, with Chen Shao's game level, he can abuse whoever he wants, not to mention that the skills of this game are brought by him, so it's no wonder;
"No, make a transatlantic call and ask, otherwise it's too aggrieved, and it doesn't matter if you can't win with Maddie, Yao Ming on the inside line can't let go of Kwamei Brown, needless to say, Kobe Bryant's goods must be open" As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and called;
"Hello, man; How about it, I'll win you again today" Kobe's voice came from the other end of the phone;
"Shit, you bastard, aren't you hanging; Otherwise, you won't be able to lose, and your hit rate is not so accurate" Chen Shao doesn't care if you are a god, I will still spray the pit;
"Shit, can I win you if I don't hang up? This game was developed by your perverted company," Kobe complained;
In fact, Chen Shao and Kobe Bryant met two years ago, they met at a cocktail party, both of them are the kind of people who are very introverted outside, and Chen Shao's favorite basketball star in his previous life, Kobe Bryant is one; So the two met from that time, and then slowly became familiar with each other; The relationship is also very iron, and Kobe Bryant also knows a little bit of Chen Shao's news;
"I'll just say, how can you win me, a parallel import; It turned out to be open."
"Oh shit; You've been very popular lately, and that song has always been on the American billboard."
"There's no way, you can have this result with just a little singing, you can't envy it"
The two chatted across the ocean like this, and the conversation lasted for two hours before it was almost over; "When will Rebirth come back to the United States, the playoffs are about to start, how about you come and have a look; And it's been a long time since I've played with your pervert."
"You still want to be abused by me? Hasn't it hit you before? "Chen Shao's ball skills are still good, the metamorphosis lies in agility, fast speed, good physical fitness, and perverted bouncing; It's all about the flow of the body;
"Your sister, just your ball skills; I have passed you like a stake; If it weren't for your kid's perverted physical fitness, you would have abused me? "Kobe Bryant may have remembered the painful experience in the past, so he was very annoyed;" What do you think? Do you have time to come, if you come, I'll leave you a ticket."
"I'll take a look, I'm going back to arrange something recently, so I want to go back too, if the time is symmetrical, I'll definitely go over to watch you play; Anyway, will you be able to make it past the first round this year?"
"I don't know what to do, I can't see it, I'll play alone, it's impossible, it depends on whether I can trade new teammates next year; If it really doesn't work, I'll trade."
"Okay, I'll talk about it when I get to the United States; But it shouldn't be long before it passes; I haven't abused you for a long time, and now I think it's itchy to imagine."
", we'll talk about it then......
After hanging up the phone, Chen Shao thought about it, now in May; The second half of the year will begin to break out, and then the Korean entertainment industry will be completely boiling; It's also time to go over and arrange everything and come back to play with them;
"That's it, go to the company to talk to the old immortal; This began to shoot their debut variety show, "After speaking, I went back to the room to change clothes and set off;
Chen Shao has not appeared in front of the public since the end of the song, and the announcement is not running, and the variety show is not on; It's enough to choke the skies;
If it weren't for the tennis turmoil some time ago; It is estimated that many people have begun to withdraw from the sky;
For more than a month, Chen Shao's tennis turmoil has not completely ended; The click-through rate on the Internet has caught up with the click-through rate of baby's MV; And Chen Shao's reputation has gradually spread overseas; Now as long as you talk about tennis, you will talk about the person Rebirth;
When I arrived at the company, I still went up with the girl at the front desk and threw my brother's electric eyes;
"Wow, the young master has changed his hairstyle again, although this one is not much different from the previous one, but it is obvious that you can see more of the other side of the face;" The receptionist at the front desk has completely become a loyal fan of Chen Shao; And her Twitter attention is also very high, just because she can upload a few photos of Chen Shao's life from time to time; is that Zhang Jiayu, the head of the fan group of the sky, does not have as much Twitter attention as her;
Chen Shao didn't blame her for posting photos of his life indiscriminately; On the contrary, he was asked to update his Twitter when he was free, which was a super good treatment;
"Well, but this purple glow is still not as good as the bright blue cool last time," said the other
Leave them alone for the time being;
"Uncle Man, let's talk about the debut plan of Girls' Generation" Chen Shao called Li Xiuman very strangely, and sometimes called him an old immortal or an old guy or even a teacher in private; But in front of him, they are all called Uncle Man;
"Didn't their debut plan say that they would first shoot the variety show "Girls Go to School" and then debut on popular songs? What else is there to talk about now, "Is this plan still come up with by Chen Shao?"
"Well, I think so, isn't the Parney family in Los Angeles in the United States? I just wanted to go back there and arrange something, so I wanted them to come with me and shoot Pani's part first; When they come back, they will shoot the content of their training together; It's not good for you to say this," Chen Shao said this, and he was not afraid that Li Xiuman would not agree; In fact, Chen Shao thinks so, Pani left his family and went to South Korea alone for more than three years without returning home, and he also had a stiff relationship with his father, so Chen Shao plans to shoot a picture of her meeting with her father and then reconciling on the variety show of Pani's debut; And this separate part is only available to Pani himself; Then it is carried out according to the original plan;
"Well, you can do it yourself, you don't need to pay for anything or anything, your chaebol must have been arranged" Sure enough, as Chen Shao thought, Chen Shao has a Universal Music Company in the United States; The artists in it also know Chen Shao, but they don't know that Lu Dao is the boss behind the company, and as for knowing Chen Shao, they all met in private at some drinking parties or something;
"Zhilu said that you iron, but don't be so blatant, okay"
"There's no way, you chaebol like to oppress us miserable people; You can't live without iron."
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you" complained and left, as if I would be disgusted after a while;
Room 201 Girls' Generation Practice Room; On Sika's birthday, Chen Shao had already told them the name of the group, and it was passed with almost no objections, and the slogan was the same; They all moved in a previous life, and there is no reason to refuse;
"Why is it only May? There are still two months to make his debut, what a long time," Chu Ding shouted Yangtian;
"After so many years, are there still two months left?" Chen Shao, who opened the door and came in, just heard this, so he replied;
"It's because it's been so many years, and now I feel like it's been a long time."
"Are you strong enough? Come, I'll give you an analysis of your strengths and weaknesses, pay attention, listen up."
"Taeyeon sings well, even perfectly, but lacks in dancing; And it is one of the combination of short bodies, known as small and short-legged
Sika is better, her singing and dancing skills are very good, the second façade; But the sense of variety shows is poor, and it is often empty; The height in the combination of short body pies;
Sunny is also good at singing and dancing, and often makes mistakes when stealing the camera during line dancing, but he has a good sense of artistry, and he has a combination; There is also a representative of the short-bodied school of the combination, known as the short and short-bodied
Pani, the change of singing and breath is unstable, and it is easy to appear short; has the potential to be an MC, a smiling eye completely kills everyone in seconds; Combining the middle boundary of the short and long body, this is the luckiest existence;
Xiaoyuan, the queen of dance, I don't need to say how bad your singing skills are, your overall level is completely dependent on dancing, but don't be discouraged, you are the lead dancer, you don't have to worry about singing; One of the short-body factions of the group, known as the short first ding
Yu Li, her dancing strength is about the same as Xiao Yuan, sometimes she is in a good state and can even beat her, her singing skills are also insufficient, don't worry if you are also the main dancer, and you have a good sense of variety shows and good acting skills;
Xiuying, I don't know what you are good at, your singing skills and dancing are mediocre, but you have debuted, you have experience, you are steady, and your sense of artistry is second only to sunny in the group, and you will develop as a model in the future;
Yun Bao; The singing skills are average, the top three in the combination of dance strength, the combination of the façade, and the complete goddess when it is quiet; has a high level of acting skills, very good artistic ability, funny and responsible, and positioning is also the lead dancer; However, it is better to hone your acting skills more, which is an important direction for your development; Once the belly black attribute erupts, it is rebirth, and this belly black ancestor can't suppress it;
My girlfriend Xian'er, all-rounder, singing and dancing skills are very stable, and she has the potential to become a goddess, even Yun'er and Sika can't hold you down when the time comes, and her hosting skills are also very good, in short, it's ten thousand essential oils; And the most important point is that once the black belly in my heart breaks out, even my boyfriend will not let go of the existence, and I seriously warn those present to pay attention, so as not to suffer miserably;
Chen Shao, stage name Rebirth, is a high-end existence in all aspects, the creative level is 13, the dance strength is perverted, the singing skills are worse than the small one, the sense of artistic ability is ten times that of Sunny, the belly black ability is released all the time, the tennis strength is the first in the world, the height of the Girls' Generation group, and the captains Taeyeon and Sunny are completely two extremes, the façade is in charge, that is, Yunbao is secretly ashamed of the existence of the sky; The above are the advantages and disadvantages of Girls' Generation; ”
"Ah, why do you have to make a serious statement about the short-bodied?"
"What, why did you add you to it? Is? ”
"Hey, what do you mean that I am two extremes with you?"
"What do you mean by my mediocre singing and dancing skills?"
"Ah, what do you mean by being a façade, and what do you have to be secretly ashamed of when I see you?"
The girl complained in a large area, of all kinds;
"Oppa, you just said that I have the potential to be a goddess in the future, right?" Xiaoxian only paid attention to this sentence, and was recognized by her boyfriend, which of course she was willing to hear; But at this time, the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, and there was a sly look in her eyes
"Yes, three years, three years at most; You can compare Yuna and Sika to each other; Yuna has a good height but a defect in terms of figure, and Sika is a defect in height but a perfect figure; If the two of them adjust it, then you will grow up at most in the future, but unfortunately, this cannot be adjusted; So it is destined that my girlfriend, Seo Joo-hyun, Seo Hyun, Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian, and Xian'er will definitely be goddesses in the future, and she is a goddess with a goddess temperament than Kim Tae-hee; "In the future, as long as it is a long-cherished wish, everyone will know the way;
"Do you want this? Zhilu said that the two of you have a good relationship, but don't use Yuna and Sika to set off your busyness."
And Yun'er was already grinding her teeth at this time, grinding for a few minutes, thinking that it was almost okay; immediately pounced on Chen Shao and bit it;
"Ahh
Even Li Xiuman, who was at the top of the company, was frightened, "What's the matter, is there a fire?"