Chapter 15 A fox on the mountain, what are you dragging with me to talk about fasting?

In the night market, people still come and go. The hustle and bustle of the city, a sentence of "boss! Do you have a credit card? It was as if the fairy sound was surrounding, making Li Xiaoteng suddenly think about a question like an enlightenment! There is a credit card for financial problems!

Happiness is literally explained this way. Luck: that is, luck, refers to avoiding the scourge of troubles, no disasters and no difficulties; Fu: refers to good luck, auspicious and wishful. That is, luck is no bad thing, and happiness is good thing, that is, no bad thing will happen, and good things are successive, which is called happiness. And now Li Xiaoteng feels that he is surrounded by happiness! Now, if a reporter on a party station asks himself: Are you happy, sir? Li Xiaoteng will never tell reporters that his surname is Zeng as he did in his previous life! I won't go to the reporter again, saying that it's because my father's surname is Zeng!

Speaking of which, happiness is such a strange thing. He's a feeling! He is the one who gives you hope or a kind of satisfaction when you are most desperate. Immediately you can feel a feeling of being surrounded by your whole body! So much to say, it's just a momentary time. Li Xiaoteng raised his head violently! I heard a muffled sound of "poof~~~~", and then Li Xiaoteng squatted down again! It turned out that Li Xiaoteng was overly excited to be surrounded by happiness. As soon as I looked up, I hit the wall cabinet above the counter! Li Xiaoteng did a test with his body. A competition between flesh and steel, which is stronger~ As a result, Li Xiaoteng sadly found that he was completely defeated by steel!

Zhao Fatzi threw down the spicy tang in his hand, hurriedly ran over, and looked at Li Xiaoteng who was squatting on the ground with his head down. asked with concern: "Brother Teng, it's okay!" How did you hit the wall cabinet? Does it matter? Do you need to bandage it? The dizzy Li Xiaoteng felt the care of his brother, but this passionate collision made Li Xiaoteng seem to see the golden star, and the feeling of darkness and dizziness came in bursts. At this time, the girl who consulted the customer whether to apply for a credit card also looked at Li Xiaoteng with concern and asked worriedly: "Boss, you have nothing to do!" ”

Zhao Fatzi looked at the card girl unhappily! I think of the red face and the trouble! But how is this....also a curse?

Li Xiaoteng slowed down, felt that after returning from darkness to light, he rubbed his head and said, "Brother Dong, I have nothing to do, I just got distracted, and I bumped into it!" Then he turned around and said: "Beautiful me..." I saw a girl who was less than 1.5 meters less than 1.6 meters, but who definitely weighed more than 150 pounds by eye, standing in front of her. Big face, big eyes, lion nose, big mouth. It's like a brave warrior described by a storyteller. The vocabulary used is as if it were made for this girl. Li Xiaoteng remembered that the second half of the sentence was "a palm-wide heart guard." Curiously thought: "I just don't know if this girl is also a palm-wide heart protector~ I really want to see it!" ”

Li Xiaoteng, who was stunned for a while, still maintained his relative elegance, and then said: "Beauty, I have nothing to do!" He turned around and instructed the fat man, "Brother Dong, you stare at it for a while." I'll have a chat with this girl! I saw the dull Zhao Fat Man looking at Li Xiaoteng with different eyes, and thought to himself: "I'll go~~~ I won't have such a heavy taste for Brother Teng!" ”

But he still said in his mouth: "Cheng, you talk." I'm staring! ”

The hot sales volume of Malatang directly drove the attendance rate of three or five restaurants around Dongxing Restaurant. The customers queuing up to buy Malatang made Li Xiaoteng dare not talk more. asked directly to the point: "Miss, hello, my surname is Li, may I ask your surname?" The girl who applied for the card hurriedly introduced herself: "Hello Boss Li, your surname is Bian." ”

Li Xiaoteng nodded and said casually: "Hello Xiao Bian...... Uh, I'm sorry. Hello Miss Bian! Miss Bian said with a smile: "It's okay, does Boss Li want to apply for a card?" ”

Li Xiaoteng nodded seriously and said, "I do like to apply for a credit card, how long will it take to get the card at the earliest?" Miss Bian glanced at Li Xiaoteng in surprise. said: "If there is no problem with the approval, it will be two days at the earliest!" The card will be delivered to you. But the cost is relatively high! If you are not in a hurry to use the money, I think you had better choose the approval process for one month! We can also give you a great gift! ”…,

Li Xiaoteng said that in fact, the credit card center in his previous life wanted to apply for a card, and he could get it in eight hours at the earliest. As long as the handler is properly charged, it will be fine. Li Xiaoteng asked, "Are you from the bank credit card center?" Or is it a tripartite commission company? Miss Bian smiled and said, "The people in the bank credit card center won't be so desperate to come to the night market at this time!" ”

Li Xiaoteng asked differently: "Do you still need to develop anything?" Miss Bian said happily: "Our R&D is different from what you understand. We follow the hair means that we distribute small advertisements and promotional materials along the street! Hehehe. Abbreviated as along the hair! Li Xiaoteng smiled and nodded, and said after expressing his understanding: "I want to make sure, how much can you approve for me for a credit card?" Miss Bian looked at Li Xiaoteng, and a gleam flashed in her eyes. I guess I secretly want the fat sheep to be on the table! But he respectfully asked, "What is your current credit card limit?" We can approve your existing credit card against the limit! Li Xiaoteng shook his head and said, "I don't have a credit card!" ”

Miss Bian then said: "A private car or real estate certificate can also give you a high amount of money!" ”

"I don't have this either!"

"Driver's license~! Boss Li always has it! ”

"I don't have this either!"

Miss Bian rolled her eyes! Speechless: "Then Boss Li, what do you have?" Li Xiaoteng smiled: "I have an ID card!" Miss Bian was silent for a moment and said, "...... Boss Li, do you have a business card? If you have a business card or badge, I might be able to apply for a small bank credit card for you. Maybe I can approve it!"

"Need a business card and a badge? If I have a business card and a badge, can I come here to sell Malatang? ”

After listening to Li Xiaoteng's words, Miss Bian immediately stood up and looked at Li Xiaoteng and said, "Boss Li, they are all foxes on the mountain, what are you dragging with me to talk about fasting!" With that, he turned around and walked out. Li Xiaoteng looked at Miss Bian's back and said speechlessly: "Alas, is it not benevolent and righteous to buy and sell!" Shabu two strings of spicy hot..."

Miss Bian, who happened to walk to Zhao Fatzi's side, paused. Smell the smell of spicy tang and take a deep breath. He turned to Zhao Fatzi and said, "Fat brother, give me five strings of fish tofu and five strings of chrysanthemum!" ”

Xuanwu Detention Center, referred to as Xuankan (look, read one) by the people of the capital. It is a second-level detention center in the capital. Unlike Jinyiwei Prison, Xuan Kan is generally a suspect, and a prisoner who has served less than a year in prison. It won't be like the Jinyi Guard Prison, where you will peel off your skin when you go in. The inside of the six doors is specialized, and there is a group of people in the door who are responsible for guarding the task. And in the capital, these six-door cell bosses are still more responsible. It will not be like the area of the outer Fu, eat, take, card, want. If you are penniless, you will feel hellish pain.

Despite this, life in the detention center is still very hard, and Du Yu and Yang Yawei have been coincidentally assigned to the same room in the past two days. A new understanding of the pain and suffering of the detention center! Although now pay attention to humanized management. There is no such thing as abuse by cell bosses or roommates. But at least the rules of the rivers and lakes are still imperceptibly influencing people here.

When Du Yu and Yang Yawei were locked in at night, the eldest brother and the second shop both fell asleep. When he heard the cell boss throw people in, a carp jumped up! Hurriedly led people, lined up in two lines to greet them, nodded and bowed to the cell bosses. The earth-shattering sound of the horse's fart! But as soon as the head of the cell left, Brother Tou Kang immediately recovered his essence, glanced at the two of them coldly, and asked fiercely, "What did you two come in for?" Du Yuzhi said that in the prison cell, the most hated is the rapist, and the petty thief is the second unpopular person. When you come in, you will generally enjoy the treatment of the Divine Palm and the Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty Sect first, but well, this one is relatively much better. Everyone is a man, tacit things. It can only be said that the PH value, that is, the character value, is too low. Gone was the word. Usually, you can leave after paying the fine. If it weren't for Uncle Zhu taking the lead in the stinging action. These two really can't enjoy the treatment of Xuankan. Despite this, the two of them also know how to write the word low-key! Du Yu immediately said: "We are looking for a young lady, and we have been severely beaten!" "Brother Toupu didn't say anything. looked at Du Yu and Yang Yawei nodded, and then immediately mouthed at the eldest brother of the second shop, Nunu, meaning to say hello first. I went to bed by myself! …,

It is a room of about 80 square meters and more than 20 beds. The toilet is at the door, there is a squatting pit, a water tank, and there is not even a lid. But imagine how painful it was for the prisoners sleeping next to them.

In fact, the second shop has just completed the indoor labor transformation of eighteen hours a day, made a light bulb for a day, and is dizzy and does not like to talk, and then said: "You two sleep at the door first, and say something tomorrow!" Du Yu and Yang Yawei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, because the two of them heard that they would inevitably be beaten up the first day they were locked in, and they would let them sleep when they saw them. Although the conditions are slightly worse. But it's not too hard to accept!

Du Yu hurriedly thanked him. Pulling Yang Yawei, the two walked to the bed near the pit, smelling the stench, and didn't know what time it was before they fell asleep.

Yang Yawei felt that he was just staring at him. Suddenly, I heard a bell ringing in the corridor, and I heard the big brother shouting: "Get up, get up!" Get the fuck up!" I saw that everyone was getting up quickly and making their beds. Du Yu and Yang Yawei were still staring at each other and didn't know what to do. I saw that the big brother of the head shop came up and kicked on Du Yu's buttocks. Du Yu didn't have to get up anymore, and fell directly to the ground.

The two who came for the first time naturally didn't dare to say anything, and quickly followed everyone to clean up. Yang Yawei raised his hand to look at his watch, and saw that it was less than four and five o'clock, no wonder he felt like he hadn't slept. Lie down for an hour. The two had exercised excessively in the first half of the night, and after being frightened at 12 o'clock, they were sent to the detention center at 2 o'clock. It's time to wake up again at four o'clock! Even people with good psychological quality probably can't withstand such serial destruction.

In the corridor of the detention center; The cell boss began to deliver food to the prisoners from room to room, and when they visited the house, the cell boss brought a large iron bucket and a pot of dead noodles steamed buns. Carried in. The two eldest brothers of the first and second shops hurriedly went over to pick them up, and then handed in a few box lunches. Naturally, the person who ordered the meal nodded and took it.

In front of the soup bucket, the two eldest brothers, the first shop and the second shop, were eating and drinking around the rice bucket. I just received a box lunch, and the person who had money in his account to order a meal chose something better in his own meal and paid tribute to the two eldest brothers. After the first and second shops finished their meals satisfied, the others walked over one after another and began to prepare for dinner.

Du Yu glanced at Yang Yawei and walked to the rice bucket, but before he could go, he heard the big brother of the head shop say: "Those two newcomers!" Come and talk to you! As soon as Yang Yawei heard that he wanted to chat, he suddenly really wanted to be impotent, but Du Yu was also a person who had seen some storms. Pulling Yang Yawei and walking to the head shop. Yang Yawei didn't forget to glance at the rice bucket before leaving. A bucket of soup, a few rotten vegetable leaves, and a few small balls. I'm looking at that pot of dead noodles steamed buns. He shook his head and thought to himself, "Save a meal!" ”

And Du Yu looked at the big brother of the head shop, and thought to himself: "Talk to this old rascal......

(The first day of the Lunar New Year.) The eldest son of the Li family called friends and led Li Xiaoteng, Zhao Fatzi, Yang Biao, Du Yu, Yang Yawei and various soy sauce parties. I have a New Year's greeting with many beauties! I wish you all a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year!

After the most love, kneel down to everyone, don't press the New Year's money~~ Use recommended tickets and collections to press the younger brother for a year. )