Chapter 111: Wu Ye is sick

Seeing Wu Liang holding the corpse of a snake with a lewd smile on his face, Erhu, Huang San and the others were stunned.

Huang San felt a chill in his heart, the matter of the dog in Kyoto last time may have been a misunderstanding, but this time it shouldn't be a misunderstanding.

Wu Ye's hobbies are really extensive, even if he is a living snake, now he doesn't even let go of a dead snake, it's terrible.

Thinking of this third master, he inadvertently took a step back, every time he was with this master, he felt a lot of pressure, and the world of the strong really couldn't understand it.

The second tiger is not as obscene as the third master, seeing Wu Liang muttering something with the corpse of the dragon snake, he couldn't help but interrupt: "Brother, this snake is not worth a lot of money even if it is made of gold, you have been digging down there for so long, is there any treasure?" ”

Wu Ye, who was in adultery, wiped his saliva with an annoyed face, your grandfather, Lao Tzu was interrupted by you as soon as he thought of how to collect the ninth-order immortal weapon, can you afford the loss of the master.

However, Wu Liang just thought about it, glanced at Immortal Tan with a nostalgic face, and said sadly and indignantly for a long time: "What baby, go home!" ”

Out of sight and out of mind, you can only see but not fight, Wu Ye would rather go home and sleep with his daughter-in-law, it's so hateful, and when he thinks of a good way, he must come to collect this demon.

Of course, it's important to go back and collect your daughter-in-law first, otherwise Wu Ye will be suffocated by resentment.

Wu Liang left without looking back, but the people who stayed behind looked at each other.

This chicken has just been roasted, isn't this funny, and if Wu Ye is not happy, he must be unhappy with others.

It's a person like Wu Liang who hurts others and doesn't benefit himself, it's hateful!

"It's so shameless!"

Huang Sanye casually tore off the roasted brown chicken thighs, took a vicious bite, muttered a few words and hurriedly followed.

The third master is shrewd, at least he can eat a chicken thigh now, and when Wu Ye gets mad, I'm afraid he won't even be able to eat chicken feathers.

As for the big stomach king Tiger Ye is naturally not far behind, the third master is just a chicken thigh, the tiger master scooped up a chicken and chased after it, and there were bones falling as he walked, and the third master of the swallowing technique also had to bow down.

……

When everyone returned to Wujia Village, it was already completely dark, and Wu Liang carried the corpse of the dragon snake into the house.

Just about to ask Jade to help him cook the dragon snake, Wu Liang suddenly felt a lightness in his hand, and when he looked down, he was immediately furious.

"Dead dog! Lao Tzu slaughtered you! ”

"Durian ......"

The tengu, who had bitten the corpse of the dragon snake in his mouth, barked cutely, and the dog's face was full of innocence.

Didn't you just take a bite, I haven't eaten it yet, sister, so I need to get angry.

Besides, Miss Durian eats your stuff to give you face, and most people don't want to deal with it.

"I'm still selling cuteness with Lao Tzu, I have to kill you today!"

Wu Liang was furious, and kicked the dead dog out of the air, it was a dragon snake, and now it was bitten by a dog, so could it be that Wu Ye and the dog could not grab food.

Although this dog is female, Wu Ye's sexual orientation is very normal, and he is not Huang San, so he is not interested in dogs.

As for sharing snake meat with Miss Durian for dinner, this opportunity was still given to Huang San, he didn't have that mind.

"Durian ......"

The kicked tengu whimpered, and fled to the main hall with his tail between his legs pitifully.

Dogs are originally intelligent animals, not to mention the descendants of tengu, just after staying in the Wu family for a day, Miss Durian knew who had the final say in the Wu family.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog, and in the half day that Wu Liang went out, the smart lady had already surrendered to the owner, and it was now a dog with a backer.

Soon, Miss Durian came out with rescuers.

As the saying goes, the dog fights the human power, and the lady of the durian at this time is called majestic, and even looks at Wu Liang's eyes are oblique, I have a backer, you can try it again.

As soon as he saw the backer Wu Liang brought by the dead dog, he wilted, and he had already said that Wu Ye was the five scum of the war in the Wu family's compound.

In the Wu family, Wu Liang's combat power is negative, Lao Niang is full value, the jade is as high as ninety-nine, and even Niuniu's little kid's combat power is stronger than him, so Wu Ye soon became a tragedy.

The ear was pinched by the old lady who was full of value, and no matter how powerful Wu Ye was, he couldn't escape the palm of the Buddha.

Glaring at Miss Durian who was wagging her tail in celebration, Wu Liang scolded secretly, your grandfather's, even the dog bullied the grandfather, and he couldn't live this day.

Originally, he didn't get the queen mother's mother-in-law's fish tank back today, Wu Liang held back a belly of fire, and finally picked up a cheap one, got a dragon snake corpse, and was ready to come back to make up for it, who knew that Lu Dao was eaten by this dead dog again, it was too bullying.

"Liangzi, how big are you, why can't you get along with a dog, how cute this dog is, how can you kick it."

"Listen to my mother's words, live a good life, don't run around all day long, people in the mountains should be honest."

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When people are old, they like to nag a few words, and when Wu Liang is not at home, Wu's mother has no object to nag at, so if she doesn't seize the opportunity, Wu's mother will play a twelve-point level.

Wu Liang was tormented in pain, drooping his head and staring listlessly at the durian who was feasting, it was all the fault of this dead dog, and the master would kill it sooner or later.

The durian, who was enjoying a good meal, seemed to feel Wu Liang's murderous intent and glanced up at him.

Yes, it's a glance, that kind of look Wu Liang is too familiar, it's naked contempt, even a dog dares to despise him!

Are you a good dog, and you dare to look down on you!

Wu Liang was furious, and just as he wanted to go crazy, the grenade wagged his tail and rubbed it at Wu's mother's feet, and his flattering appearance made Wu Liang stunned.

Your grandfather's, you're a tengu, and you're still wagging your tail!

Forget it about wagging your tail, damn it, what do you mean by showing yourself with your eyes while waging your tail!

"Dogs look down on people!"

At this moment, in addition to this classic saying, Wu Liang is really difficult to express the bitterness in his heart.

It's not good that this dog is too smart, but fortunately, Tengu hasn't opened his mind for the time being, otherwise Wu Ye will still have a status at home in the future.

"What are you muttering?"

Wu's mother, who was reprimanding her son for being addicted, immediately asked dissatisfiedly when she heard Wu Liang muttering.

Wu Conscience was crazy, looked up to the sky and roared a few times, and saw that the old lady had a tendency to pull out her legs to call the third master, so she said sullenly: "I'm going to sleep!" ”

He is completely cowardly now, as long as he does something out of the ordinary, the name of neuropathy hangs on his head.

In order to make everyone believe that he is a normal person, Wu Liang has only one way to go, that is, to admit his mistakes obediently, and to provoke these wives and ladies in the family.

As soon as Wu Liang left, Wu's mother looked at the sky with a puzzled expression, and said to herself: "I went to bed as soon as it was dark, it wouldn't be another illness, right?" ”

Wu Liang, who hasn't walked far yet, has a black line on his face, who came out of this, he is really not sick!

It's a pity that now Wu Ye's reputation for being sick has long been spread, and I'm afraid no one believes him except himself.

Rumors are like this, what one person says may be false, what ten people say may become true, and when everyone believes it, the false will also become true.

So, when Wu Liang walked to the backyard, Liu Er's little girl asked with a concerned face, "Brother-in-law, isn't your illness still healed?" ”

Wu Liang was moved for a while, and then he almost scolded, you are sick!

Girl, dare to discriminate against the master before the illness is cured, we are the same kind, okay.

Phew, if you're not sick, you're sick!

"Come and see, my brother-in-law is spitting, he won't bite!"

The little girl looked surprised, as if she had discovered a new continent, it was so funny, her brother-in-law actually spit!

Wu Liang completely accepted his fate, yes, he was sick, very seriously neurotic!

Neuropathy naturally has to do something different, otherwise it won't ruin the reputation of neuropathy, Wu Liangliang thought in his heart.

"Ahh I'm a tiger, and I eat little kids! ”

"Wow! My brother-in-law's illness is not well yet, everyone run! There was no fear on the little girl's face, only the joy of confirming that her guess was correct, her brother-in-law was really sick, and she thought it was fake.

But my brother-in-law is so stupid, the tiger obviously doesn't call it that, and my brother-in-law is a stupid neurotic even if he is sick.

Wu Liang, who was still showing his teeth and claws, sighed compassionately, this big family seems to be a little abnormal now.

When did it start?

It seems that when I came back from Kyoto, everyone thought that I was sick, and I was very sick.

Are you really sick?

Wu Liang touched his head, it was cool, he didn't have a fever.

Touching my heart again, well, it's beating a little faster than usual, but it shouldn't be a problem, it seems that someone else has the problem.

grabbed Niuniu who ran away with Liu'er, and was so frightened that the little girl screamed, Wu Liang said with a satisfied face: "Niuniu, did you say that your uncle is sick?" ”

"Woo, sick!"

The little girl looked timid, and her mother said that children can't lie.

Wu Liang touched his chin, tried to make a fierce appearance, and asked again: "Niuniu, lying is not a good boy!" Is my brother sick? ”

"Brother, uncle, sick, not sick? Whining...... Niu Niu doesn't know what to do! ”

The little girl was really frightened, and the names were all messed up, and seeing that the aunt had run away, the little girl cried with a wow.

Uncle is so terrible, or what my mother said makes sense, you can't stay with sheep epilepsy.

"Say! Uncle is not sick, otherwise I would have eaten Niu Niu today, and the child's meat is the most tender! ”

Wu Liang is now unscrupulous in order to seek a little psychological comfort, what is bullying children, Wu Ye likes to bully children the most.

"Woo woo, mother, third aunt, aunt, grandmother, grandmother, brother bullied me......"

As soon as the little girl saw that the situation was not good, she hurriedly beckoned her backer, she was much stronger than a durian, and the room full of people were all her backers.

So Wu Ye was completely tragic, when everyone rushed to see the little girl crying, Wu Liang was laughing strangely.

Even Han Mu and Han Peng, who were originally suspicious of Wu Liang's illness, believed that Wu Liang was really sick, and he was not lightly ill.

"Poor people, Liangzi is so good, why did he get this disease."

Mother Han sighed, and she didn't know whether Lu Dao was sad for Wu Liang or for Cuiyu.

Anyway, Wu Liang, who was still laughing wildly, heard Han's mother's sigh, and his heart jumped, it's over, he got carried away, our Wu Ye will never be able to raise his head in the future.

PS: This Friday should be on the shelves.,Now the collection is just over 10,000.,There's still a big gap between the recommendation and 10,000.,Trouble the brothers to give a recommendation and collection.,Thank you.。