Section 1536 Exchange of bento 3: Bet
Zheng Junhe rubbed his hands, with an expectant expression, and gently moved the cardboard box away with both hands.
I thought that this large cardboard box was covered with a large lunch box, but in the next second, after seeing the actual situation in front of him clearly, depression and speechlessness hung on Zheng Junhe's big face.
Under the cardboard box, there is a lunch box and a thermos bucket. However, these two things are also too small. The lunch box is about the size of two soap boxes put together, and the insulated bucket is only a palm's width.
Even if it is full, the food in these two things is still a little small, and for Zheng Junhe, a big fat man with the name of 'God of Food', this amount is even less than enough.
Fortunately, there is still something to look forward to for Jung Junhe. The containers are prepared by the guests themselves, and unless they are deliberate, most people will choose the existing containers at home to hold the food. Looking at it this way, the configuration of this set of small lunch boxes and small thermos buckets in front of me should be brought by the female guests who usually eat a small amount and basically don't use large containers. What's more, there are cute cartoon images on the lunch box, which is also more in line with women's preferences, which is another condition that can be used as a criterion.
"Who brought this?" With a hint of anticipation, Zheng Junhe unconsciously turned his attention to the female guests at the scene when he asked a question.
Taeyeon shook her head, followed by Xiao Sun, Ko Yala, and Lee Yeon-hee, all of whom shook their heads in turn, Kim Shin-young, Kim Na-young, and Sayuri's bento was not what Jung Jun-ha was looking forward to, so for him, only Yoo-ri, the last savior, was left.
"Not mine." was stared at by Zheng Junhe with more eager eyes. also saw the expectation in his eyes, and Yu Li unconsciously became a little hairy. Feeling a little inconvenient, she quickly waved her hand. Said the answer that Jung Jun-ha didn't want to hear the most.
"Don't look at it, I did it~!" Just after Jung Jun-ha showed a disappointed expression, someone finally stood up and admitted that it was none other than Kim Shin-young.
"Yours?" looked at Jin Shenying, and then looked down at the small lunch box and small thermos bucket in front of him, Zheng Junhe looked suspicious: "This is the lunch box you usually use?" No way. I've been working with you for so long, and I still don't know how much you eat? Is there enough food in this little lunch box? ”
As a fat man, Jin Shenying's meal is not small. This is not only known to her friends who are familiar with her, but even many ordinary viewers who have watched the show are also very clear. Who made her appear so many times in "Undefeated Youth", and even changed the lyrics of some pop songs on other occasions to funny songs related to food? If you don't like it. But I don't have the heart and inspiration to do such a thing.
"I've been losing weight lately. Questions? Although obesity is also a gimmick often used to be funny, Kim Shin-young is a woman in the end and loves to be beautiful, so after being suspected by Zheng Junhe, she is still a little embarrassed. When answering Zheng Junhe, he also subconsciously made his tone stiffer because he was in a little unhappy. is also in a formal tone, which makes the conversation between the two more interesting.
This makes sense. Although everyone knows that the most effective way to lose weight is exercise, not many people can really stick to it. Women, in particular, are more often hungry to lose weight. And to use such means to lose weight. The first thing to do is to reduce the amount of food you usually eat. Now, Kim Shin-young said that he wanted to lose weight, so he started to use these small containers to carry food, which is a normal thing.
"Why? Aren't you good, why do you want to lose weight? After listening to Jin Shenying's words, many people couldn't help but ask.
When ordinary women say the phrase 'I want to lose weight', most of the root causes are to become more beautiful. However, for Kim Shin-young, this reason clearly does not apply. After all, she is a funny artist, and she usually uses her 'obesity' as material to be funny, if she really loses weight, her means of making a living will be affected. And for funny artists who are difficult to get ahead, being able to make money is the most important thing, so it is obvious that Kim Shin-young can't give up the fat that can make him earn money more easily because he wants to pursue beauty.
In other words, the reason why everyone asks Kim Shin-young for reasons is that in addition to curiosity, part of the reason is that they are worried about her future like work.
"No, no." Everyone is worried, how can Kim Shin-young himself be indifferent? Therefore, when answering everyone, she also showed a little blank expression on her face.
"Why, why?"
"The doctor said, the last time I went to the hospital for back pain, the doctor said that the pressure on my spine was too great, just like a pregnant woman who has been pregnant for several months." As he spoke, he patted his belly that had not lost much yet, Kim Shin Young is an excellent funny artist, just for a short moment, she adjusted her mentality, and she could even laugh at herself to be funny: "If you don't lose a little bit, if you keep going like this, it is very likely that there will be big problems in the spine, and it is not impossible to become paralyzed." ”
"Pregnant women? That's okay, so many pregnant people, and I haven't seen a single problem, why can't it happen to you? "There are still people who don't understand why the consequences are so strict, especially the male guests. After all, pregnancy is a woman's business, and it's normal for men not to feel the same way.
"That's different." Glancing at Lao Pu who spoke, Jin Shenying continued: "People are pregnant, and they only need to insist on it for ten months at most." I'm this, if it doesn't decrease, it's a lifetime, who have you ever seen pregnant and pregnant for a lifetime? Besides, if someone is pregnant, they are taken care of, and they don't have to work, so can I have that treatment? ”
Kim Shin-young's reason is actually quite helpless and a little sad, but because she deliberately used a funny tone when she said these words, the joyful atmosphere at the scene was not greatly affected.
"Can't eat too much. In order to satisfy the tongue, it must taste good, right? "What's more, there is also a master who relieves the atmosphere, Liu Zaishi. He picked up the topic in one sentence: "Brother Junhe, hurry up and open it and see what is inside~." ”
After opening the lunch box and insulated bucket, Zheng Junhe showed some happy expressions. In the diet meal prepared by Kim Shin-young, there is no carbohydrate staple such as rice, but there is a small amount of grilled meat and salad. As for the soup in the thermos. It is also a vegetable-based miso soup, and it is still very good in terms of taste.
"So. Who's next? Friends who have just drawn the second lot, please come out of the queue~. ”
Zheng Junhe returned to his place with the lunch box and thermos bucket prepared by Kim Shen Young, and under the auspices of Liu Zaishi, the others also stepped forward one after another and selected a box in turn. I got the bento box that was covered in it.
Some of the food is a little quirky. When you're chosen, you create some funny situations and conversations. However, there are also people who prepare more sumptuous food to bring over, and after being selected by others, everyone will show envious expressions because of these sumptuous foods.
Each time the reaction is different, and before you know it, you are in the order of the eighth person.
"Brother Shang Lie, is it your turn? That's right, number eight. Well, which case do you want to choose? Ji Shangyeol, who was holding the No. 8 lot, saw that it was his turn. Before Liu Zaishi could greet him, he took the initiative to come out. was a little surprised, but after verifying the number he held, Liu Zaishi still took the opportunity to greet him.
"I~~." Looking at the row of boxes in front of him, Ji Sangyeol pondered for a while, and just when everyone thought he was going to make a choice, he turned around a little unexpectedly and asked Park Mingxiu loudly: "Park Mingxiu, which one do you want to choose?" ”
"Me? That one~. The camera didn't focus on him, and Park Myung-so's spirit relaxed a little. And when he was asked by Ji Sangyeol, he was talking to Jun Hyun-mu on the side, but it was so sudden that Lao Park didn't react for a while, so he unconsciously said his true thoughts.
"This?" Blinking his eyes, he walked to the box that Lao Pu subconsciously pointed out and looked at it for a while, and then Ji Shanglie said to Liu Zaishi: "Then I will choose this~." ”
Park Myung-so wants to choose which, and Ji Sangyeol will cut off which one, isn't this a sincere bar? Seeing the choice he made like a child being angry, Liu Zaishi couldn't help laughing on the side. Everyone else was similar, and they all laughed because of Ji Sangyeol's choice.
"Ahh You bastard, sincerely go against me~! Lao Pu had already reacted at this time. It is not a big deal that the box he is optimistic about is chosen, the key is that Ji Shanglie's behavior really makes him angry, and in a hurry, he stood up and shouted directly at Ji Shanglie.
"That's right, I'm sincere, what can you do?"
"Ya Yixi, I'm going to duel with you~~!"
"Brother, brother~! Calm down, calm down~! Lao Park wanted to step forward to find trouble with Ji Sangyeol, but Jun Xianwu and others next to him stopped him. While struggling, he continued to shout at Ji Sangyeol, and Lao Pu made the scene noisy by himself.
"Let him go, and I'll see what he can do. Come on, Park Myung-so, you still want to mess with me with your little physique? Do you want me to give you a hand? "I refuse to admit defeat on the lips, let alone do it. Although he is also older and his physical condition is not very good, compared with the weak and famous Park Myung-so, Ji Sangyeol thinks that he is still a lot stronger. Therefore, after Lao Pu made a gesture, he did not panic at all, but provoked Lao Pu a few more words.
knows that the two of them are professional artists, and they won't really do it in front of the camera because they are angry, and I also know that the two are actually just cooperating with each other to make effects, not really angry. Therefore, when Ji Shanglie made another provocation, several people who grabbed Lao Pu also cooperated, pretended not to hold it, and put Lao Pu into the field.
Park Myung-so and Ji Sang-yeol were facing each other, and at this point, there were only two ways for the two of them to go. Either just do it directly and make a skit with a funny body, or with the help of others, take the opportunity to find a step off the stage.
It's not so easy to be funny, and if you don't control it, you may be excessive. As a result, the director zhì was edited out in its entirety. Rather than the thankless 'hands-on' plan, it's more appropriate to find an opportunity to step down and ease the situation.
"Don't, don't. It's rare to have so many friends come over today, how can you do it on a good day. Besides, the holiday is just a few days away, do you want to wear bandages? "Lao Park and Ji Sangyeol understand very well in their hearts, how can Liu Jae-seok, who is higher than them, not understand? Seeing that the two of them had reached a dead end, he quickly stood up and handed a step: "That's it, I'll think of a way." Let's make a bet. ”
"What's the solution?"
"It's simple, it's better than comparing which of the two of you can choose a more hearty meal...... Although it was only a temporary thought of mentioning yì, it was for an artist like Liu Zaishi. It's not that hard to perfect the details at all. Soon, he thought of a suitable way and proposed it to the two of them.
"That's not going to work. What if he insists that the one he picked is more delicious and refuses to admit defeat? "Lao Pu's concerns are not unreasonable. After all, everyone brings different food. Naturally, you can't use the same criteria to judge the superior. Or borrow the saying 'is my taste', or like a certain ingredient, in short, the relationship between victory and defeat will be more **, and it is easy for people to find a reason not to admit it.
"It's not easy, there are so many people, why don't we just come together as judges?" There is no fixed standard, and it is indeed difficult to evaluate. But on the other hand, after all, it's a variety show now. It's not a formal competition, so things are much simpler. It was just a moment, and Liu Zaishi gave a very convenient criterion for judging.
"Okay, so be it." Nodding his head in agreement, Park Myung-so stood at the table, stretched out his finger and pointed to a box and said, "Then I'll choose ......." ”
"Wait a minute." Seeing Lao Pu so quickly, Liu Zaishi hurriedly stopped: "Brother, Brother Shang Lie is the eighth, it is a matter of course for him to choose now, what are your numbers?" If you want to cut the line, you should first ask the people in front of you if they agree, right? ”
"I'm number twelve. Who are the nineth, tenth, and eleventh? Stand up for me~! He took out his number and looked at it, and there were three numbers in the order of Ji Sangyeol, and Park Myung-so immediately turned around and greeted the lively crowd.
If Lao Pu's tone was a little slower, he might be able to get the permission of those three people to temporarily cut the queue very easily.
"I'm number 11." The person who raised her hand was Kim Na-young, and when she heard the anxiety in Lao Pu's tone, Kim Na-young seized the opportunity to start raising the price on the spot: "Mingxiu OPPA, what price are you going to pay to let me agree to your request to cut the queue?" ”
"It's just that it's not right to cut in line, and if you want to get special treatment, you have to pay a little price, right?" Listening to Jin Naying's words, two more people shouted, it was none other than the cabbage and Zheng Hengdun who got the No. 9 and No. 10 respectively.
The showdown between Park Myung-so and Ji Sang-yeol is a highlight, if you don't let Lao Park cut in line, don't let the two face off on the spot, but let the two separate, and then make a choice when it's their turn, then the fun of this attraction will be reduced a lot. As an artist, you should try to avoid such a situation.
I was trying my best to make it work, but Zheng Hengdun and the cabbage just didn't cooperate. This made Lao Pu somewhat dissatisfied. However, the reason why these two people make things difficult for themselves is also to create another joke, and Lao Pu is not incomprehensible. The blockage at both ends made Lao Pu have a headache again.
"Yah~! You two, why are there so many things? ”
"What do you mean by being eventful? Isn't that how it should be? ”
"Okay, okay, I'll treat you to coffee, that's okay, right?"
At the insistence of Zheng Hengdun and the cabbage, Lao Park finally gave a bargaining chip. However, when he said this, Zheng Hengdun and the cabbage were satisfied, but the others stopped doing it.
"Brother, you're too stingy, aren't you? Just the three of them for coffee? We are also participants in this game, and if you want to break the rules, shouldn't you compensate all participants? ”
"That's it, a cup of coffee for one person~!"
"It's better to even invite the staff, they work so hard~."
"Ya Yixi~, don't do it, I won't do it~!" Dozens of cups of coffee are not worth much, the key is that the current situation of being besieged makes Lao Pu very unhappy. Obviously, he jumped out after being provoked by Ji Shangyeol, why did he have to pay so much price? couldn't figure out the truth, no matter how much he thought about it, he felt that he was the only one who suffered, so Lao Pu simply shouted and walked back to his position.
"You're throwing in the towel, aren't you?" As soon as he saw that Lao Park was leaving, Ji Shanglie said again.
Lao Pu, who had walked a few steps, subconsciously stopped.
"Otherwise, brother, you and Brother Shang Lie's gambling game will use coffee to make bets, whoever loses, who will invite everyone present, including the staff, to have a cup of coffee per person, how about it?" It was still Liu Zaishi who was clever, taking advantage of the atmosphere in front of him, and quickly proposed another building.
"Okay, that's it." It's pretty much the same, thinking like this, Lao Pu finally turned around and nodded.
"Brothers, let's talk about it first, I want Starbucks for coffee~!"
"Ahh Some are good to drink, and Starbucks, do you know how much a cup of coffee costs anywhere? I don't know who shouted, Lao Pu blew up again. (To be continued......)