Chapter 664: Childhood Fun Facts
Walking on a familiar and unfamiliar road, Chu Tianshu can almost tell a story about his childhood every time he sees a scene.
Passing by a row of bungalows, Chu Tianshu told Xiang Wanqing that this was originally a vegetable field, when he was a child, he stole other people's vegetable melons, and was caught by the old man who planted vegetables.
Crossing a stone road, Chu Tianshu said again, this was originally a ditch, when I was a child, I touched the loaches in the ditch, was bitten by Wang Ba's fingers, and carried Wang Ba to the hospital to find my mother, and rushed directly into the operating room of the obstetrics and gynecology department.
The embarrassment at that time has now become an interesting thing, Xiang Wanqing knew that what Chu Tianshu said was exaggerated, but he also laughed back and forth, causing passers-by to look sideways.
At this time, a fat woman with a child in her arms approached Chu Tianshu and asked loudly, "Are you Chu Tianshu?" β
Chu Tianshu looked at her suspiciously for a few minutes, but he couldn't remember who she was.
The woman was disdainful: "Heh, Chu Tianshu, when you go to college and become a cadre, you are so arrogant that your old classmates refuse to admit it?" I'm Cuihua, do you remember? β
Chu Tianshu vaguely remembered that there was a classmate named Liu Cuihua in the class back then, but at that time, she had yellow hair and looked malnourished, which really didn't have much to do with the plump young woman in front of her: "Ha Luha, you are a yellow-haired girl, you have a little yellow-haired girl?" β
"If a woman can't get into college, she has to get married. Several of the girls in my class had older children than me. The young woman counted the names of several people, Chu Tianshu smiled stupidly, and Xiang Wanqing took out a candy with interest, making the little yellow-haired girl in the young woman's arms giggle.
Liu Cuihua blinked her eyes and said, "Chu Tianshu, your wife is so beautiful, she should be comfortable every day now." β
"Hehe, I want to be comfortable every day, but ......" Seeing his old classmate, Chu Tianshu casually ripped around, and Xiang Wanqing kept puffing his waist.
As soon as he said goodbye to the young woman, an electric car came sideways and blocked Chu Tianshu's way: "Ha Luha, Chu Tianshu, it's you, right?" I'm back with my wife, hurry up and smoke my brother, or expose the scandal of your bare ass. β
Chu Tianshu looked at it, and when he met this time, he scolded: "You third-rate son, the problem of stinky mouth hasn't changed." As he spoke, he took out the soft yellow crane tower in his pocket and gave him a packet.
The third-rate son said thank you, unpacked it, took out one, put it under his nose and sniffed vigorously: "Chu Tianshu, enough buddy, it seems that you are developed, smoking such a good cigarette." β
"Go home and put on the faΓ§ade, specially prepared." Chu Tianshu said: "Sanliuzi, what are you busy with now? β
"Engaging in a real estate agency, not making money, blindly busy." The third-rate son lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "Hehe, brother and sister, this kid is bad, you have to take care of it." After saying that, he started the electric car and kicked the dust away.
Xiang Wanqing asked: "What is he called a third-rate son?" β
Chu Tianshu said with a smile: "Ha Luha, when he was in school, he was worse than the second-rate son on the street, so we called him a third-rate son." β
Xiang Wanqing asked: "Then he said that you are bad, won't you become a fourth-rate son?" β
Chu Tianshu said: "Don't say it, he still obeys me alone in school." β
Xiang Wanqing didn't believe it: "What is it for?" It must be that you are worse than him. β
"It's me who is more ruthless than him." Chu Tianshu was very proud: "When I first entered junior high school, the third-rate son dragged Liu Cuihua's pigtails in class, was punished by my father, and invited his parents, he went home and was beaten by a stinky beating, so he teamed up with a few second-rate children to retaliate against me. β
Xiang Wanqing asked, "How can I take revenge on you?" β
Chu Tianshu stopped, pointed to a forest not far away, and said, "They bullied me for not being able to swim, tricked me into a big pool behind the woods, and pushed me into the water unexpectedly. β
Xiang Wanqing was very nervous: "Then you can't drown?" β
"I'm drowning, and I'm still standing here telling you stories?" Chu Tianshu said dissatisfiedly: "However, I was indeed bullied by them. β
Xiang Wanqing said with a smile: "Ha Luha, then what are you stinky and beautiful?" β
Chu Tianshu said: "However, as soon as I climbed up, I pounced on the third-rate people like a mad dog, and when I got to the shore, I was not afraid of them." β
Xiang Wanqing clapped his hands and said, "What about later?" You beat them up? β
Chu Tianshu shook his head embarrassedly and said, "No, I was pushed into the water by them again." β
"Ha, you're a reservoir dog again." Xiang Wanqing still looks at jokes.
Chu Tianshu sighed: "Yes, when I climbed up, they pushed down, tossing back and forth for a dozen times, and I rolled my eyes in a row." β
"So, how did you get saved?" Xiang Wanqing didn't dare to ask again, as if she continued to ask, she would see Chu Tianshu fluttering and struggling in the water.
"Hehe, they saw that I couldn't hold on, and they were afraid of my life, so they ran away one by one." Chu Tianshu said casually.
"It's scary to hear, but what about later?" Xiang Wanqing suddenly realized and said, "I know the truth, you go home and sue your father, and let your father clean up that third-rate son." β
"Cut!" Chu Tianshu said disdainfully: "When boys fight outside, the most embarrassing thing is to go home and sue their parents, then no one can afford to look down on them at school." β
"And what do you say when you get home?"
"I climbed up and went back to my house, and my mom asked me what was wrong, and I said I was walking carelessly and fell into a puddle. My dad came back and beat me up again. β
"You deserve it, who told you you can't swim?"
"That's right." Chu Tianshu clenched his fists and said, "I made up my mind that night, where I lay down, I will get up there!" β
"So, you start learning to swim."
"That's right." Chu Tianshu nodded and said: "I spent a month, every day after eating at noon, I said that I was going to tutor, and then secretly learned to swim in the pool, I felt that it was almost over, so I deliberately found a third-rate son and beat him in the school toilet." β
"Then, the third-rate son did it again."
"That's right! After school, he gathered a few of his friends and pulled me to the edge of the pool, this time I was prepared, when they pushed me into the water, I dragged the third-rate son down and pressed him into the water, choking him so much that he rolled his eyes and begged for mercy. Ha Lu Ha, from now on, no one will dare to bully me. β
Xiang Wanqing listened and couldn't help but slap her face.
Suddenly, she grabbed Chu Tianshu, pointed to the woods, and said curiously: "Hey, classmate Chu Tianshu, take me to see the place where you practice swimming hard." β
"Why?" Chu Tianshu looked at her and asked, "Classmate Xiang Wanqing, do you want me to recall the embarrassment or heroic feats of the past?" β
"Hehe, of course a heroic feat!" Xiang Wanqing grabbed his arm with both hands, and pretended to worship and said, "I like your strength to never give up until you reach your goal." β
After receiving Xiang Wanqing's compliment, Chu Tianshu was a little fluttering.
The two of them held their arms and walked towards the grove.
The grove is very dense, and there is only one path that is trampled out.
Passing through the grove, there is a green meadow in front of you, and a large waterhole beyond.
The waterhole is close to the foot of the mountain, and there is a mountain spring water flowing down from the mountain, forming a small waterfall.
Chu Tianshu pointed, Xiang Wanqing was fascinated by this natural scenery, she took out her mobile phone to shoot the small waterfall for a while, the green grass for a while, Chu Tianshu for a while, and let Chu Tianshu shoot herself for a while.
Chu Tianshu told her that if she came in the spring, when there were more mountain springs, and the woods were full of mountain chrysanthemums, the scenery here would be even more beautiful......
Xiang Wanqing interrupted him and asked, "How did you swim back then?" β
Chu Tianshu scratched his head and said, "I still have classes in the afternoon, of course I ...... Bare-fed in the water. β
Xiang Wanqing smiled: "Ha, you are so fashionable, you started a celestial bath at such a young age." β
"What's fashion? Isn't it also a naturist bath? β
"Hehe, aren't you afraid that someone will come?"
"We had just moved in at that time, and we were acquaintances in our yard." Chu Tianshu looked around and said presumptuously: "Besides, the hair hasn't grown together, I'm afraid of a fart." β
"Hooligans!" Xiang Wanqing knocked him on the face, and then asked, "What's the name of this place?" β
Chu Tianshu bent down and picked up a stone, hit a string of splashes on the pool, then raised his head, clapped his hands, and said: "The pool doesn't seem to have a name, this forest is called the Chrysanthemum Forest because there are many mountain chrysanthemums." β
"Wow! Chrysanthemum forest. Xiang Wanqing's face suddenly turned red and screamed.
Chu Tianshu asked strangely: "Wanqing, I was shocked, what's going on?" β
Xiang Wanqing pursed her lips and laughed for a while before she said, "I remembered a funny story." β
"Funny story?" Chu Tianshu's eyes widened and said, "This is my territory, and there will be funny stories that I don't know." β
Xiang Wanqing glanced at him and said, "You were still wearing open crotch pants at that time, where do you know the truth." β
Chu Tianshu shouted: "I'm wearing open crotch pants, aren't you the same?" I don't know the way, how do you know the way? β
"I listened to my uncle, and it was funny." Xiang Wanqing was still happy, pointed at Chu Tianshu and said, "By the way, it's just a boring thing done by people in your officialdom." Giggles, that's so interesting. β
Chu Tianshu became interested, pulled Xiang Wanqing to sit down on a stone by the waterhole, and urged her to speak quickly.
Xiang Wanqing couldn't help but smile and said, "First of all, I also heard about it, and if there is any discrepancy, I will not be responsible." β
Chu Tianshu was also quite amused when he saw his serious appearance, so he said: "Comrade reporter, this is not hosting a news program on TV, and you don't need to guarantee the authenticity. β
"It was probably more than ten years ago." Xiang Wanqing plucked a dog's tail grass next to her and began to tell the story, she said: "A certain county and department-level training class of Linjiang Party School organized a class reunion, and in the past few days, they have gathered together to sing, dance, drink, and talk nonsense, and they always feel that they are not enjoyable, so they want to go to the wilderness. A deputy county magistrate of Wangcheng County led a group of classmates to the chrysanthemum forest. β
"Oh, at that time, our family hadn't moved here yet, and this piece was still pristine." Chu Tianshu said: "This is not interesting. β
"Don't interject, listen well," Xiang Wanqing swept him with the dog's tail grass in his hand and said, "The interesting ones are in the back." β