【882】The life of drunken lantern riddles
"Yes, I think I have a good tattoo, but when he woke up in the morning, he saw his own back, and he didn't mention giving me money, so he said that I made his most hated beast on his back, and I wanted to get it down, and I said I couldn't get it down, where is it so easy, who knows that he will get out of control, you see him smashing the store, you see, you see..."
"I'm sorry, he smashed the money in your store, and we will compensate for it in a while."
The three of us hurriedly rushed to the room just now, and when we went in, Shi Jingke was no longer there, and Feng Xiaofei told us that he went to the bathroom.
When the three of us rushed to the bathroom again, we saw Shi Jingke standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, his pajamas had been taken off, and a lively Samoyed on his back, sticking out his tongue, was facing us.
Shi Jingke, who was looking at the mirror, had an angry expression on his face, clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, that expression, no one.
"You two haunted beasts, eat Lao Tzu, drink Lao Tzu, urinate Lao Tzu, bite Lao Tzu, and now Lao Tzu!! I'm going to stew you two brutes!! ”
He was really anxious, really angry, and we knew who those two brutes he was talking about, Jingjing and Keke.
I really couldn't help it, but I couldn't help it, and I didn't laugh yet.
Wang Teng laughed from the side of "hahahahaha, hahaha
"A generation of handsome people! Big brother of the underworld, Shi Jingke who turned his back on Samoyed! Hahaha! ”
Fan Xiaosheng also laughed.
I finally couldn't control it anymore, and I laughed maniacally against the wall, and I was almost cramping with laughter.
Shi Jingke turned around: "I'm fighting with you!" ”
He rushed at Wang Teng, and in a moment, I didn't see anyone, but I saw a Samoyed pounce on him.
Then he was knocked to the ground by Wang Teng twice, and the sound of Satsuma's screams was everywhere.
Su Wencheng came over at this time, he was standing on the side, there were a few policemen behind him, looking at the tragic situation here, he frowned, such a big man, with a cute expression, was also selling cute.
"I'm sorry, we didn't understand the situation before, I'm really sorry, don't worry, we will definitely compensate for all the damaged items in your tattoo parlor, I."
"It's okay, you don't need to pay for it, just don't let him make trouble again, I recruited who to provoke, he gave a lot of money, and I am not a cheater, I thought he drank too much, and I planned to return it to him the next day, but now I don't return it, it's okay, you're still a reasonable person, then I can go, right?"
"Let's go, let's go, we can go."
Feng Xiaofei pulled Fang Yi from the side, "Come, come, I'll take you to go through the formalities!" ”
"Don't let him go! I'm going to die with him! ”
Shi Jingke was pressed to the ground by Wang Teng, still yelling frantically, his expression was about to kill, and Wang Teng on the side slapped him on the top of the head, "You fucking be quiet, shut up!! ”
After more than an hour, the four of us sat in the water for a month, and the gold bars prepared a rich table for us.
Wang Tengfan and I ate very fragrantly, and Shi Jingke on the side was sullen, but at this time, it seemed that it had eased a lot, and he also saw a qiē on the video, and it was estimated that he also felt that he had no way to blame the owner of the tattoo parlor, and now after all, it has become a certainty, he originally wanted to wash the tattoo down, but I told him that washing it hurts more than the tattoo, and he can't wash it at all, so he can only wash the flowers, and he wants to wash it thoroughly, and it doesn't hurt the skin. That's simply not possible, which is why many people don't want a tattoo when they can only choose to cover the tattoo, if you really want to wash it, you can't wash it, don't dream about it.
When he heard the word pain, Shi Jingke, who didn't drink too much, leaked out a scared expression, "Fang Yi, Ali, this is the Fang Yi you sued me, Fang Yi!" You see he tattooed me. ”
"I think that Samoyed is very beautiful, this Fang Yi's skills are good, really, better than ours."
"It's good, it's beautiful, it's white, it's like a real Samoyed, and."
"I'm talking about Aunt Fang, you heard it wrong, I heard Fang Yi, hell, when will there be such a Fang Yi tattoo parlor in L City, why did I never know it, and this person's tattoo skills are really high."
"Less nonsense! What is high, you like, tattoo a Samoyed for you, it's all a few of you, it's a few of you, you didn't laugh at me yesterday, I won't get a tattoo if I die! It's good now! Tigers, leopards, and lions don't have tattoos, and neither do my big white wolves, so finally give me such a brute! He's ghostly! ”
Shi Jingke shouted and scolded angrily, and several of us burst into laughter in an instant.
Wang Teng hugged Shi Jingke, and smiled without hiding it, "What is that, I don't understand, you tell me how can there be a photo of those two Satsuma in your mobile phone." ”
"Didn't I have the idea of beating those two dogs all the time, I just wanted to catch those two dogs, make Li Motong uncomfortable, and tease her, so I saved it, I plan to pick a time for someone to help me do this, there are so many Satsuma dog farms, I'm afraid they will make a mistake, so I took a lot of photos of the two of them, but I did save a photo of a white wolf from the Internet last night, I remember it!"
"yes, even if you catch a real white wolf and put it in the middle of dozens of Samoyeds, you'll have to look for it for a while, right?"
"Teng Shao, don't be sarcastic about me, I don't want to live anymore, what should I do?"
"What can I do, I'll find you ten girls, you pick your own, your body is enough for you to support a few, just pick a few, I'll arrange it until the day you leave, okay?"
Shi Jingke looked at me with an aggrieved face, and I smiled at him, "What's the matter?" Don't want to? If you don't want to forget it, then let's come. ”
"Yes, yes, dog!!"
Shi Jingke stood up, raised his hands, and "Let's go!" Brothers, now only a woman can soothe the pain in my heart! I'll figure it out again this Satsuma! ”
After finishing speaking, I clapped my hands, and soon, a group of standard professional models came into the room, one by one dressed up brightly, our big table was filled with people in an instant, I raised the cup and said, "Come on, the life of drunken lantern riddles, start from waking up in the morning!" ”
"Haha!" Shi Jingke stood up immediately, and did not mention the heartless backlash against the Samoyed incident, hugged a beautiful big girl with one hand, and drank it, this big noon, Wang Teng and Fan Xiaosheng both belong to the kind of heartless and lungless, and our group raised the wine glass and drank it.