As soon as he heard that Messi was injured, Pujol, who was originally seven points drunk, suddenly woke up three points of wine. Anxiously asked: "Messi is injured?" What happened to him? Casillas hurriedly said: "Messi drank too much just now and set off firecrackers outside." Later, he lit a firecracker with a cigarette, stuffed it in his mouth, and threw the cigarette away."

Time rewinds to three hours ago, in the large private room of Huaxia private cuisine

Seeing that everyone was seated, Thomas smiled and said, "Everyone eats Chinese food today, you might as well drink some Chinese bars!" ”

I saw that Shellham first responded: "I remember that the best wine in China is their Maotai." Then he said to everyone, "Let's try it too!" ”

Seeing that everyone had no opinions, Thomas said to the two maids in Hanfu to serve the food. The service staff outside the door suddenly pushed into a Western food truck. In the small blue and white plates on the top, exquisite food. A maid will serve the food to everyone one by one. The other person held a maotai in his hand and flew into the sky for everyone to fall down one by one.

The food in Blue and White Fluttershy is exquisite. Three large cherries, served with two asparagus, simple and sophisticated.

Messi sat at the bottom of the table, and there were more than just chopsticks on the table. Also to meet the needs of diners, knives, forks, and spoons are also placed. Messi watched as the first dish was served. None of us moved, so naturally they were embarrassed to do it.

I secretly wondered in my heart: This is obviously a fruit! The Chinese cuisine is really strange, we eat the first plate of cold dishes, and the Chinese cuisine is actually fruit!

When he was slandering, he only heard the two maids say in unison: "Gentlemen, please use it slowly." Starter with French cherry foie gras! ”

One of the women said: "We use large rice thick-skinned cherries, hollowed out and embedded in French foie gras puree, and seasoned. You can try it. ”

After that, I saw Thomas take the knife and cut it, and saw that sure enough, the cherry was only a layer of pulp. It's full of foie gras puree, and I secretly feel amazing. I tasted it casually, it tasted really delicious, nodded and said, "Everyone try it!" ”

Messi saw that everyone was eating, so he carefully ate the cold dishes on his plate.

The two maids saw that everyone had almost eaten. Hurry up and remove the plates for everyone. Serve a second course to the food truck that everyone pushed back from the kitchen.

During the serving, Thomas poured out some wine from the wine bottle and said to everyone: "There is a saying in Huaxia that it is called full drinking this cup!" It means to drink dry in one go! We are for this party of ours! Come, everyone, drink this cup too! ”

Valdés shook his big bald head and hurriedly said, "Drink this cup full!" "I casually poured Maotai down!

Messi watched Valdés take a sip of wine. Hurriedly raised his glass with everyone and poured it down. Reactions were mixed. The strongest reaction was Ronaldinho. He squirted out in one breath, stretching out his long tongue that could lick his nose, and he sighed vigorously.

Thomas smiled and said, "This is a high-grade wine with a Chinese sauce flavor, everyone can do whatever they want." Messi shook his head, feeling like he had taken a sip of mineral water. There was no reaction at all.

The second dish is the roast goose from Liangguang Shenjing in China. One person took a few bites and then withdrew.

The two maids were about to serve the third dish. Thomas looked at the menu in his hand and suddenly said, "Please wait for the food to be served!" Then he said to everyone: "I'll tell you a Chinese fairy tale, which involves our third course." Let's see who can guess what."

Messi covered his hungry stomach, scolded in his heart, and ate when he ate. Why are you so exquisite, you even have to guess riddles! But everyone respects Thomas. Messi naturally knows that Thomas is an actuary at William Hill. These big-name stars are all pointing to William Hill's advertising sponsorship and transfer price increase. …,

As a second-tier player, if it weren't for Puyol to bring him today. I don't have the right to sit in this room. Although hungry, it is worth being silent.

At that moment, Thomas was heard saying, "Tell me, listen." I was thinking about the beginning," Beckham sat down on Thomas and hurriedly cooperated: "Drink." Is this a thing of the past?" Thomas nodded and continued: "The Milky Way burst, the world was flooded, people fled one after another, and some nobles left their gold and silver treasures and quickly fled for their lives to a foreign land. The toad hurriedly ran to tell Yiwu, "Now is a good opportunity to make a fortune, we don't hurry to the lower realm and go to the human world to get a handful." "This thing was asking for it, so it set off with the toad.

They first came to the shore of a large lake in China to find a buffalo and asked him to go with them to rob the gold and silver treasures. The buffalo said, "I will not take the ill-gotten gains." ”

The creature said, "What a fool you are! With that, the two fellows walked away. This thing used its housekeeping skills, and ran rampant everywhere, and the toad was playing tricks everywhere, and the two guys robbed a lot of property, and they were proud.

The buffalo still worked diligently, and although it was hungry, it still ate hay. But on this day, when he walked into the vegetable field, he saw a piece of green vegetables, which was very tempting, so he lowered his head and tasted it, wow! It's so delicious! It tasted much better than hay, so I ate it.

For a long time, the farmers were very anxious when they saw that the buffalo was not working in the fields, and later found that the footprints of the buffalo were outward. At this moment, the toad ran to the edge of the lake and said to the object, "The buffalo is eating vegetables in the vegetable field, and it is not up to the farmer to tell it!" It immediately ran to the farmer to complain.

The peasant went over and saw that this was indeed the case, and was very angry, so he wanted to punish the buffalo, and built a very simple cowshed for it to live in. The buffalo had no choice but to live in the cowshed from now on. But it has never been able to figure out how it could be discovered by the farmers after eating green vegetables once in a while? It suddenly remembered,

When it went into the vegetable field that day, it encountered it on the edge of the field, and it must have been told by this guy, and it must have been found to settle accounts! So the buffalo angrily walked to the big lake and shouted, "Grandson! You come out for me! As soon as the thing heard that the ox was so angry, it didn't dare not come out, and before it dared to make a sound, the ox raised its hooves and stepped on it hard, and at once it stepped on a hoof print. The cow's mouth also said fiercely: "I told you to go and tell again!" I'll make you never speak again! ”

Sure enough, it became mute and speechless from then on. And it has forever left a cow's footprint on its back. ”

At this time, Ronaldo said: "Okay, a long section of oral work, look at our Mr. Thomas, who is getting better as usual and has a ruddy complexion!" This mouth practice is home! He applauded. Messi saw that everyone was applauding, and then followed by a round of applause for Thomas.

Thomas was naturally very happy to see that everyone was giving himself face, and nodded to everyone: "I am talking about this thing, I don't know who knows what the Tao is?" ”

Everyone, you look at me, I see you don't know what Thomas said? I don't have any impression of this. They all said that they didn't know what to do. Thomas smiled and said to the two maids, "Serve!" ”

I saw that the maid served a hairy crab to each person.

Everyone was stunned. Very few people eat hairy crabs in Europe, but everyone knows it. Thomas held up the back shell of the hairy crab and said, "Look, the back shell of the hairy crab is the footprints of a cow. Everyone was amazed, and couldn't help but pick it up and admire it repeatedly. Later, under the guidance of the maid, they still ate one after another!

Thomas raised his glass again and said, "Everyone is a warrior on the big field. Cheers to our warriors! Then I drank another drink! …,

Everyone has experience now. According to my ability, I drank more if I could drink more, and naturally I did what I couldn't drink!

Thomas put down his glass and said, "The next dish is a famous Chinese dish!" The last time I came to eat, I heard an introduction! But let me say, I'm not really good! Let's listen carefully to the stories told by these two Chinese ladies! ”

While they were talking, the two maids placed a container in front of each of them. Messi looked at this container and wondered secretly, I don't know how to describe this container, look at it, it's like his own little casserole. But at first glance, it is made of Chinese porcelain. On the indigo plate, there is a bowl with a lid on top. Seeing that everyone didn't open it, they didn't dare to do it, and they didn't know what was in the tunnel.

Messi secretly made up his mind and stared at Puyol. When Puyol does it, he will do it himself.

At this time, the children sang loudly: "Fu jumped on the wall and table~" Immediately after, one of the women introduced: "Before you taste it, I will introduce you to the origin of this dish, according to legend, this dish originated in the Qing Dynasty of China, during the Guangxu period." It has a history of more than 100 years and is a famous dish in China.

Originally for a Fuzhou silver bureau official in the home banquet, the banquet Fuzhou according to the envoy Zhou Lian made, the main ingredients for chicken, duck, meat, raw materials about 10 kinds, with Shao, Xing wine jar carefully simmered.

Zhou Lian was full of praise after tasting it, and when asked about the name of the dish, the official said that the dish took the meaning of "auspicious Ruyi, Fushou Shuangquan", and the name was "Fushouquan". This dish has been researched and improved, and the main ingredients have been added shark fin, abalone, sea cucumber grains, conpoy, fish maw, and it is made with the above beef bone chicken soup. A golden soup with the finest ingredients.

After the improvement, "Fu Shou Quan" felt extremely delicious, and the literati improvised a poem: "The altar opens the meat incense and floats around the neighbors, and the Buddha abandons Zen and jumps over the wall." At the same time, in Fuzhou dialect, the pronunciation of "Fu Shou Quan" and "Buddha jumping over the wall" is also similar. Since then, people have quoted the meaning of the poem, and generally called this dish the Buddha jumping over the wall, "Say it, say it slowly, and then retreat!"

Messi saw that everyone had opened the lid, and quickly opened the lid to take a look. Suddenly feel a pungent smell of meat or seafood? I can't tell you what it tastes like. Anyway, I felt that I wanted to eat very much, swallowed my saliva, peeked at it, and everyone ate it in a big gulp. I just got busy and ate it!

Thomas chewed the abalone in his mouth and said over and over again: "Don't you be too restrained, after eating this dish, who will tell you a story." Or happy things. Let's be happy!

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you. Puyol glanced at Eto'o. Eto'o shook his head and said in his heart: "I don't speak English well, look at what I see!" See me make a fool of myself? ”

While eating, you look at me, and I look at you. I only heard Zidane say: "I will share with you a little secret of mine. Beckham looked at Zidane's stubble and hurriedly said: "Good! I wonder what secrets Zidane can share with me? ”

I saw Zidane say mysteriously: "I basically poop every time I don't stay at home!" It's all pooping at the Bernabeu's training ground! Because this poop takes up our training time. Suppose everyone spends 10 minutes pooping every day, at the end of the year, we will have 40 hours of paid pooping time, which is equivalent to 5 days of annual leave. I call this act of pooping "paid poop"!

Messi looked at the yellow Fu jumping over the wall in the jar and vomited~~