Picture on the scene-83, Su paints, don't laugh! - Hahahaha, I can't stop at all (3 more)
Su Junyan cursed twice, took out his mobile phone, and called Gu Yanshen, as soon as the mobile phone was connected, he asked with his head and face: "What happened to me last night?" Why in the hospital? ”
He didn't drink enough to be sent straight to the hospital after a few bottles, and he didn't find anything uncomfortable with him, except for being a little embarrassed.
Gu Yanshen was in a meeting at this time, and when he received a call from Su Junyan, he turned the senior chair, turned his back to a group of elites in suits and leather shoes, pinched the bridge of his heroic nose with one hand, and asked in a deep voice: "You are alone in the hospital?" ”
"Who else do you think there is? I woke up with a *all the time. Narrow. Stared at me. ”
"That's my mistake, it seems that your score on Mu Chenchu's side is already a failing grade, and I can only help you get here."
“…… What do you mean? ”
"It's not interesting, I used your mobile phone to send a text message to Mu Chenchu last night, saying that you drank too much and had stomach bleeding, and if she didn't come to the hospital, I don't know if her heart is too cold and hard, or my method is too lame."
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Of course, Su Junyan didn't want to admit that he was already so worthless in Mu Chenchu's place, and he retorted with some lack of confidence, "Of course your method is wrong!" My alcohol consumption is so good, you say I have stomach bleeding, is it possible? Mother. Yes, as soon as you say this, Chenchen knows that I am lying! ”
"Oh."
Gu Yanshen was obviously kind and was treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, and he said quietly: "Okay, Young Master Su, you can think of a better way to be lame yourself, I'm busy these days, and I'm in a meeting now." ”
“…… Other. ”
As soon as Su Junyan heard that Gu Yanshen was about to hang up the phone, he immediately turned the gun, "When a woman is ruthless, no matter what method she uses, it is in vain. Besides, I was sorry for her, you are from the past, Yan Shen, you are not so cold-blooded, right? You've blackmailed me before, and you should do something now. ”
"Master Su, we have two pieces of silver."
Gu Yanshen stretched out his hand and pulled his neckline, knowing that he had another opportunity to blackmail his friends, looking at the meeting, he stretched out his hand and shook it, signaling that the people below could go out first, and everyone suddenly rushed out, Gu Yanshen chuckled lightly and continued: "The bitter meat plan is not good, I have no other way, but Zijin's birthday is coming, she told me last night that she wants to invite her friends home for a meal, and she has to cook herself, I think Zijin's friend, it seems that Mu Chenchu is the beginning, I just don't know, Does Su Gongzi still want to use my lame method? ”
Su Junyan immediately stood up energetically, he put one hand on his waist, the other hand held his mobile phone, and he muttered for a moment before asking seriously: "...... Then you say, should I make myself miserable? ”
"The bitter meat meter is useful to Mu Chenchu?"
"Of course it's useless that she didn't see me in person, but if she did...... It might be useful. ”
"Jun Yan, when the time comes, the location will be done for you, and the east wind will blow for you, whether it can be done or not is your own business, but I have helped you to this point, you have to give me some sweetness."
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"That's it, the contract that my company signed with you before, let's overturn it, and make it 3 or 7 with 55 points that we said before."
Su Junyan held the mobile phone and gritted his teeth, "Gu Yanshen, are you a little too ruthless?" ”
“2、8”
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"If you hesitate, it will become 1 or 9."
"Count you ruthless!"
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Su Huahua took Qiao Jinglian back to her hometown, because no one lived in it for a long time, and a lot of dust had accumulated in it, but her room was quite clean.
Su Huahua got some water, quickly tidied up, in the middle of the night, she was really tired, as soon as she went on.* fell asleep, poor Young Master Qiao, didn't bring anything, didn't have a change of clothes, I wanted to hug my little girlfriend and make love, I finally got a little water in the well in the backyard of her house, washed her face, and was frozen into a dog, he returned to the room with an embarrassed face, and saw that Huahua had fallen asleep.
Qiao Jinglian took off her clothes, threw them on the ground, and followed suit*, but no matter how he teased. Dialing the woman in his arms, the other party was like a dead fish, and there was no reaction at all.
Qiao Jinglian's brother who was ready to go also stopped cooking.
But the most important thing is that he was also tired, drove for so long, and finally fell asleep in a daze.
Qiao Jinglian really thought that he was unlucky enough to wash the well water last night, didn't eat, and slept hard*, but he didn't expect that even more unlucky things would follow.
When he woke up the next day, he found that there was no figure in the painting in his arms, Qiao Jinglian turned over, and realized that this was not his apartment, not a hotel, but Su Huahua's hometown.
After a night of sleep, his neck stiffened, he turned over, and the board creaked, and the next second, the man's door came with a muffled grunt, and then he heard a loud bang, and even the dust fell from the ceiling overhead.
Qiao Jinglian covered her waist with one hand, cursed her mother, and found that she had fallen*.
He climbed up with his head cabinet and found himself wearing a pair of nei pants, clothes and pants...... He remembered that he had taken off and thrown it on the floor last night, and now why couldn't he find it?
“…… What's wrong? ”
Su Huahua had just bought breakfast and came back, when she heard a loud noise at home, she thought something was wrong, so she hurriedly put down her breakfast and ran up, seeing Qiao Jinglianchun. At a glance, just like that, although Su Huahua was very close to him, he still couldn't help blushing, "Can you put on your clothes well?" It's not hot either, so be careful not to catch a cold. ”
"My clothes are gone."
Qiao Jinglian said sullenly: "The pants are also gone." ”
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"Last night, I took off the one I threw on the ground, can someone come in your house at night?"
Su Huahua thought about it, and then suddenly realized, "...... It may be the little six of the next door, who likes other people's clothes the most. ”
"What?" Qiao Jinglian didn't understand.
Su Huahua explained seriously, "The house next door, I have a dog, for many years, when I go out in the morning, I forgot to close the door, because this piece is familiar people, that dog often has to run up, and he has stolen my clothes before, maybe your clothes are ......"
Qiao Jinglian's face was completely dark, and she asked in disbelief: "You mean, my clothes and pants were stolen by those six?" A dog? ”
Su Huahua nodded.
Qiao Jinglian, "............"
He didn't have any clothes with him, but now he only had a pair of nei pants on his body, and even if he didn't freeze to death in this weather, it was impossible to go out in such a cool outing.
In the end, Su Huahua found a set of clothes that her adoptive father used to wear and stuffed them to Qiao Jinglian, who was really cold, but at this juncture, Young Master Qiao couldn't wear them.
A white T-shirt, or Su Huahua bought it for his adoptive father before, it is pure cotton, her adoptive father's age, of course, he would not like too fancy, so Su Huahua bought the kind of more conservative stripes, but because it has been a long time, after washing many times, the cotton T-shirt is a little deformed.
Qiao Jinglian's figure is still very good, but no matter how good the thing is, the packaging is really too cold, and it will form a ridiculous contrast.
As for the pants that Su painted for him, it was even more miserable.
Su Huahua's adoptive father is only 170 tall at most, Qiao Jinglian is more than 185 tall, and the pants are worn as 7 point pants, and Su Huahua's adoptive father is a little fat, his belly is quite big, and the waist of the pants is very fat, no matter how strong Qiao Jinglian is, the waist is still normal, and the pants are worn on his body at this time, it is easy to fall off, and finally Su Huahua couldn't find the belt, so he reluctantly threw him a trouser belt and asked him to tie it around his waist.
Qiao Jinglian held the black trouser belt, those beautiful hands were trembling, he really had a feeling of returning to before the revolution.
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Su Huahua has been waiting at the door of the room, Qiao Jinglian has been inking inside for a long time, but she doesn't come out, she is impatient to wait, and is just about to push the door in, but the man inside comes out.
Su Huahua has really never seen Qiao Jinglian like this, she was only stunned for 2 seconds, and then held back for 5 seconds, and finally broke the gong, she couldn't help it anymore, pointed at the man opposite, and laughed, it was just a trembling flower.
Qiao Jinglian, "............"
I originally felt that what I was wearing was not clothes, but dog skin plasters, and at this time, Su Huahua was still pointing at him and smiling like this, Qiao Jinglian's face could be described as cloudy-
"Sue paint, shut up! Don't laugh! ”
"Haha...... Hahaha, hahahahaha...... I can't stop, Ah Lian...... Hahahaha......"
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